The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Keyonte George had a performance so rough that even the backboard filed emotional distress. Juju Gotti & Trysta Krick break down the carnage possession by possession and ask: Is this the worst game of his career… or just the beginning of the Jazz Pain Cycle? Then they pivot to the OKC Thunder, who may or may not be trolling the entire NBA by being this good, this young, and this annoying to guard. And of course, the latest chaos: Is Anthony Davis getting traded to the Mavericks? Does Dallas really want AD’s yearly “mystery injury side quest”? Juju & Trysta take it all on with their signature mix of hoops knowledge and certified foolishness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Bears are better than Mississippi State." Greg and Dan each won an award, and they're equally honored. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You really are Scooby-Doo." Lucy is here to talk about the Ole Miss student body's freedom at their pilates classes, a fake Kiffin dog, and a Turkey Trot prank. Then, Marty Smith joins us to discuss his time LITERALLY chasing down Lane Kiffin, a task Dan seems to think made him sad for some reason, and shares all the details before he makes Mike Ryan dance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a manly descent." How are we in December and still don't know who will win the College Football Playoff, Super Bowl, or Heisman? How did Dillon Brooks get so good? How did Tony's Top 5 become Canes propaganda? How did Dan piss off former Dolphins Tight End Jed Weaver? How did Mike find four coaches who look more like Santa than Bob Wylie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I knew of a little boy once who fell off one of those jumpy jumps..." Dianna is abandoning her family for Christmas just because she has an incredible opportunity to work as the sideline reporter for the Netflix Christmas Day game between the Lions and Vikings. Is she a selfish jerk? Is she going to lose her husband and kids? Her mom sure thinks so. Also, NFL topics galore including the coaching carousel, "good" teams, and a questionable quote from Andy Reid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I will die for this program if I have to." After the self-loathing UM alumnus Dan Le Batard accuses Mike Ryan, the chair of the Division of Competitive Hostilities in the University of Miami's Department of War, of threatening to fight an old man, Mike explains why Dan's lack of ball-knowing may cost the show an interview with 5-Star General Mario Cristobal. Also, Roy is John Tesh, and Greg got lost on the way to the office. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you're a fan of someone, you want to see them take their top off." Dan let us know that he's a big "y' guy, and that sparks JuJu's Top 5 Names In Football That He Can Think of, a take on referees, and an update of the Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm talking about his..." Dan has his own version of a Tony's Top 5 for the NFL Weekend before we get to Amin's Weekend Observations. Or, we at least TRY to get to Amin's Weekend Observations. His internet is awful, just like how Dan would look in Daniel Craig's speedo from James Bond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do the right thing!" There's an epidemic of people in sports calling other people a 'ho.' Roy is despondent over a loss from 25 years ago, and it's time to examine how much more credit Mike Ryan deserves than actual Canes players if UM makes the Playoffs. Plus, Zas doesn't understand weather, and Chris implores the ACC commissioner to change the rules for his benefit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Please, God in heaven, tell me 'Yes.'" The Lane Kiffin saga might be the most dramatic of his career, and that's saying something. Mike Ryan, a noted Journalist, has compiled the top 5 Best Nuggets of Information from This Coaching Cycle, but we all know Jonathan Zaslow is the real journalist on this show... or at least he was before we revealed his best source. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The more he talks, the more people like Miami." Dan is furious the Dolphins made do anything other than discuss the Miami Hurricanes with Mike Ryan and where being excluded from the College Football Playoff would rank in the "all-time bulls***" Miami has faced due to the College Football Industrial Complex's bias against them. Jeremy does his best to buck up against them, but somehow that leads to a -- wait, let me check my notes -- no, yeah, a Kevin Spacey comparison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dave made a list. It's 100 deep and contains the Best Position Group by Franchise in History. Jeremy Taché joins the show to vet this list. Some of the places make sense, like Dodgers starting pitches. But some of Dave's rankings are suspect, like how high on the list the Penguins centers sit. Then we've got the Top Five Games of the Weekend. Playoff berths on the line this week my fellow Americans. Plus, we have Celebrity Chef Capon on the show to give you ideas on what to do with all those leftovers. And then he ranks meats. All of them. Safe to say that Dave Dameshek and the gang will get you through the Thanksgiving break on Football America! (Photo by Jeffrey Phelps/AP) Timestamps: (00:00) Start the Show! (00:30) Best Position Group by Franchise in History List (27:00) Top Five Games of The Week (35:00) Celebrity Chef Capone AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Chef Capon: https://www.instagram.com/chefcapon/ Jeremy Tache: https://bsky.app/profile/jeremytache.bsky.social Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Jeremy Tache, Chef Capon Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Bradley Campbell Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Bradley Campbell Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Wondering where Stugotz is... Jeremy's songs... Mike Fuentes pretending he doesn't care about anything while wearing a black Bass Pro Shops hat... Jessica burping in the makeup room... The U being back..." There are 34 OLIs on Billy's list: the perfect dismount. Good night, sweet prince. Oh, and also baseball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hey, guys. It's Billy." After Dan kills Ron Magill for some reason, Domonique is here to help us get down to the important answers: Does Joe Flacco hate his family or Mike Tomlin more? Plus, Billy's Epic Sound of the Day and the extra words slipping out of Dan's mouth these days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey, guys. It’s Chris and Jeremy. Let’s gather around with some Thanksgiving leftovers and enjoy listening to the last day we shared on air with our old pal, Billy Gil. "MOTHER******, ARE YOU HIGH?" It's a local hour dedicated to Billy Gil on his last day on the show, including Billy's first words ever spoken on the air, Billy's trouble in Bristol, Billy's purposeful self-sabotage, Billy's open seat auditions, and the return of one of our show's most beloved characters of all-time... Today's cast: Billy, Billy, Billy, and more Billy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Semantics." JuJu is here for Against the Spread, to update the polls, and to share feedback on the things he agreed with the most from today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Best nut I ever had." Nick Wright gets hostile over the NFL as a reaction to his personal nemesis, Pablo Torre, having a big morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm the man in the arena." Ray Lewis and Shannon Sharpe have words, Billy votes on the AP Poll, Dan beats a 'Stat of the Day' into the ground, and the secret voice behind our show-long voice modulation is exposed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Welcome to sports, Steve." Despite his busy day as the most popular man in sports journalism, Pablo Torre joins the show -- welcomed by top-tier Pablo Drop™ imaging -- to explain the details of his bombshell report about how Kawhi Leonard, Steve Ballmer, and the Los Angeles Clippers are tied to a fraudulent company that may have helped them circumvent the NBA's Salary Cap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiling! Jeremy and Chris set you up for a day of celebration of our friend, Billy Gil, and his best days on the show this year. Yes, we're still grifting off the work of our former employee. Today, it's the origins of the Aspiration-Kawhi Leonard report with Pablo. "This is the quickest it goes! This is the quickest it goes! This is the quickest it goes!" Pablo Torre dropped another Pablo, and while it may be the greatest journalistic effort of his career, a couple of members of the show are (unsurprisingly) not quite as impressed as the rest of the sports world. It's time to get to the voice modulation machine to get the truth about Pablo. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Billy, Mike, Roy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices