The Garry Meier Show
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Hockey and sports good luck charms
Garry talks about the Detroit Red Wings fans throwing the team’s good luck charm, the octopus, onto the ice. Any other eight-legged good luck charms that aren’t already taken that the Blackhawks can use? …
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Show Opener, May 24th
Garry talks about a couple who stabbed each other when they got into a drunken argument over which contestant should win American Idol. Wait, people still watch American Idol? …
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Two-way bathroom mirror in nightclub
Garry talks about a two-way mirror in a nightclub women’s bathroom, where men could spy on the women as they got ready. Maybe there’s a reason it’s not the other way around… …
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Show Opener, May 23rd
Garry talks about a man who butt-dialed 911 which recorded his plan to murder another man. Before he was arrested, did he butt-dial a pizza because who knows what they serve in jail? …
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Tornado-proof vault
Garry talks about some Oklahoma residents who took refuge from the tornado in a bank vault and some storm chaser talk. …
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Brad Pitt can’t recognize faces
Garry talks about Brad Pitt’s face blindness disease where he can’t recognize people and Garry, Leslie, Elton Jim and Andrea talk about Brad Pitt’s movies and facial recognition. …
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Show Opener, May 22nd
Garry talks about a drunk stowaway in the back of a pickup truck at a Brad Paisley concert. Wouldn’t that make a good country song? …
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Oklahoma tornado talk with Tom Skilling and Max Armstrong
Garry Meier and Tom Skilling talk with guest WGN Radio’s Max Armstrong about his observations after being in Oklahoma City during the tornadio. …
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Show Opener, May 21st
Garry talks about the top 10 possible new Chicago casino names. As if taking all my money wasn’t good enough. …
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Show Opener, May 20th
Garry talks about a woman who thinks she’s too naturally good looking to the point that it’s causing her stress. If looks can be deceiving, then she’s not fooling anyone! …
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Show Opener, May 17th
Garry rants about “effin” Mayor Emanuel using “effin” tax payer money to “effin” pay for a “effin” new arena for “effin” DePaul Universities “effin” basketball team. C’mon Rahm, this “effin” team hasn’t done “effin” much in so many “effin” years. …
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‘The Mug-nificent Mile’
Garry talks about the recent robbery on Michigan Ave and listeners weigh in. UPDATE 10:25pm: Chicago police said tonight that a 68-year-old woman’s report that she was surrounded by a group of thugs and robbed of $135,000 in jewelry was …
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Garry’s “Meier Mojo” and origins of Chief Blackhawk
Garry talks about Chief Blackhawk, his “Meier Mojo”, update on the Blackhawks and Garry talks to guest: Joe Podlasek, Executive Director of American Indian Center Chicago, and discusses Chief Blackhawk and his community involvement. …
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Show Opener, May 16th
Garry talks about a McDonalds worker who saw her own stolen car pull through the drive through and then called the cops. The bad guys still didn’t get the food they paid for. …
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Show Opener, May 15th – United Center Blackhawks Remote
Garry talks about the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch not wanting fat people shopping at his stores and only wanting thin beautiful people shopping there. Someone has issues. *Garry broadcasting from the United Center before the Hawks took on the …
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Show Opener, May 14th
Garry gets “Angry Again” and talks about “effin” Alderman Riley who is making a “effin” crap deal to “effin” buy back Chicago’s “effin” parking meters, even “effin” though they were “effin” sold during a bad “effin” deal in the “effin” …
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Top 10 annoying concert habits by concert goers
Garry talks about the top 10 most annoying things by concert goers when at a concert. …
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Show Opener, May 13th
Garry talks about a woman who got kicked off a flight because she wouldn’t stop singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”. ” And Iiiiiiiiii will throw you off the plane if you don’t SHUT UP! …
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Show Opener, May 10th
Garry talks about a group of women who dressed as fake nuns to smuggle some drugs. Holy fake nuns! …
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Show Opener, May 9th – United Center Remote
Garry talks about a women who accidentally got shot in the mouth with her husbands harpoon gun when he was cleaning it and it went off. Ow hunny, you shot me with your harpoon gun!. Remote broadcast from the United …
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Holding off on eating
Garry talks about why you shouldn’t shop when you are hungry. …
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Show Opener, May 8th
Garry talks about the suspects from the Ohio kidnapping. According to Charles Ramsey, that guy had big testicles to do this. Hooray for Charles Ramsey! Dead Giveaway! …
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Charles Ramsey, a hero!
Garry talks about the Cleveland Ohio kidnap situation and praises everything that is happening with new hero phenomenon Charles Ramsey. *Podcast from: 05/07/2013 …
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No promotion and bad ads
Garry complains about Andrea promoting the website, a little bit about drivers playing on their cell phones and about bad names and pet peeves with TVs commercials and advertisements and how it has ruined our attention span. …
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Bike share ban
Garry talks about a bike share program that bans overweight people who weigh more than 260 lbs from signing up and talks about riding on handlebars and weight discrimination against fat people. …
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Show Opener, May 7th
Garry talks about a guy who thought he had a runny nose but turned out his brain was leaking fluid. Time to change the pipes! …
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Show Opener, May 6th
Garry talks about two Air India pilots who turned on the autopilot and decided to take a nap for 40 minutes and had the flight attendants pilot the plane. So are the flight attendants in charge of your drinks and …
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Show Opener, May 3rd – United Center remote
Garry broadcasting from the United Center as the Blackhawks took on the Minnesota Wild for the NHL playoffs. …
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14-year-old tried to hire a prostitute and it backfired
Garry talks with Andrea about a 14-year-old boy who tried to hire a prostitute and instead got his piggy bank stolen. Click for more on this story from the Chicago Tribune …
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Show Opener, May 2nd
Garry talks about the new Wrigley deal and the whole rooftop/jumbotron situation. These “effin” guyez! …
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Banned books in school and sex ed
Garry talks about a Michigan mother who wants to ban The Diary of Anne Frank from school, Garry and Elton Jim talk about sex education classes in school, Garry remembers getting info on the street about sex at age 9 …
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Show Opener, May 1st
Garry talks about a Chevy Motors commercial that was pulled from TV because Asians felt it was offensive. I’ll tell you what. It’s no SHIP MY PANTS! …
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Ink for your dogs
Garry talks about a story he found about a place in New York City giving tattoos to dogs. …
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Show Opener, April 30th
Garry talks about a woman who at a Starbucks got her name on her cup mixed up with a name of a female anatomy part and got offended. My name is Virginia, not………..! …
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Oversized flyer
Garry talks about a Southwest Airlines passenger who was removed from the flight because he was too overweight. …
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We now bring you in-flight flirting
Garry talks about Virgin Airlines new flirting apps that allow passengers to buy drinks for each other. …
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Fast and Furious….get outta that lane!
Garry talks about an Illinois speed limit bill, Andrea shares a speeding ticket story and Garry talks about the Eisenhower always being the most crowded expressway. *Podcast from: 4/29/2013. …
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Show Opener, April 29th
Garry talks about a Indian world record breaker who try to cross a river on a zip wire that was connected to his pony-tail. Who came up with this “hair-brained” scheme? …
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That’s an expensive nickel
Garry chats with Elton Jim about how he throws away pennies and nickels and nickel that sold for a whopping $3 million. …
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Show Opener, April 26th
Garry talks about women finding men more attractive with some stubble on their faces rather than a clean shaved face. How does body hair work into this situation? Ha Ha! …
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Hearts For The Homeless
Garry talks to guest Mary Insprucker, the Northwest Regional Director of Catholic Charities, and discusses the 24th annual Hearts For The Homeless event at San Fillippo Estates on Sat May 4th that will be emceed by Garry. Click …
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Show Opener, April 25th
Garry talks about a woman who used a doggy door at someones house and got in their house and sat in their bathtub naked and later got caught saying “I just wanted to use the phone.” There’s no phone in …
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Boston bombers used fireworks for bombs?
Garry talks about the Boston bombers allegedly buying gun powder from Phantom Fireworks which is Garry’s favorite catalog to read in July and also talks to listeners about the topic. …
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‘I’ve got two tickets to . . . Mars?’
Garry talks about people applying to go to live on Mars. …
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Show Opener, April 24th
Garry talks about an organization that wants to send people to Mars in 20 years. Can we start with Snooki, Justin Bieber and Honey Boo Boo? …
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Police dog sniffed out your ear sir
Garry talks about a Chicago-area guy who got into an argument with another guy and allegedly bit off another man’s ear and about a drug sniffing d0g that sniffed it out and the power of the stuff dogs smell. …
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The Wood Family Foundation Wiffle Ball Classic!
Garry talks to former Cubs player Kerry Wood and his wife Sarah about their family foundation “The Wood Family Foundation” and their upcoming charity Wiffle® Ball Classic at Wrigley Field. …
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Show Opener, April 23rd
Garry talks about builders not using the term “master bedroom” anymore because its to similar to “slave master”. So is “basement” too close to “slave dungeon” ? …
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Caught in a boat
Garry talks about when they found the Boston bomber hiding in the boat right before they captured him. *Podcast from 4/22/2013 …
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Show Opener, April 22nd
Garry talks about a news anchor who let an F-bomb slip on his first news cast. Don’t worry, he’s effin’ gone. …
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Updates, still on the Boston manhunt
Garry and Tom Skilling and listeners chat about the updates with the Boston attacks and the remaining suspect on the manhunt. …
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Show Opener, April 19th
Garry talks about what the father of the Boston bombing suspects had to say about their “angel” sons and their Aunt thinks they’re being set up! At least their Uncle knows these guys are LOSERS”!! …
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Too much ‘I Dream Of Jeannie’
Garry talks about a man who is obsessed with “I Dream of Jeannie” and he even has a mannequin that he treats like a life-like person. …
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Boston bomb suspect photo talk
Garry talks about the photos issued for the identification of the Boston bombing suspects. *Podcast from 4/18/2013 …
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Show Opener, April 18th
Garry talks about Ohio staging a re-enactment of the WWII atomic bomb attack. Yeah, let’s go ahead an re-live that. …
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Bad cars and bad bridges
Garry talks about top 5 worst cars ever made in America and random bridge talk. …
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Show Opener, April 17th
Garry talks about 3 Arabian men being contained from an airport because they were too good looking. Excuse me sirs, I’m sorry but you’re too beautiful. Can you come with us please? …
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Tribune’s tribute to Boston and ‘Wrigleygate’
WGN’s David Kaplan chats with Garry about the Chicago Tribune’s sports page tribute to Boston and about the new hazy Wrigley deal. …
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Show Opener, April 16th
Garry talks about Justin Beiber thinking Anne Frank would be a “Beliber”. I don’t think so Justin. I don’t think so. …
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Show Opener, April 15th – In honor of the Boston bombings
In light of the bombings, Garry’s show opener takes on a different tone today reflecting strong support for Boston in this tragic time. …
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Steve Alexander’s reports from the explosions in Boston
WGN Radio’s Steve Alexander was in Boston as a spectator to watch the 2013 Boston Marathon. Unexpectedly, he found himself reporting from the scene of an apparent terrorist attack. Hear are three of his reports: Steve initially called the WGN …
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Extreme observance of religious rules
Garry talks about a photo supposedly showing an Orthodox Jew onboard an airliner who has sealed himself in a plastic bag to protect himself from impurities, specifically flying over a cemetery. Garry then welcomes Rabbi Doug from the United Center …
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Show Opener, April 12th
Garry talks about a Reddit picture of a man completely covered in a plastic bag. Is that a new way to have cheap luggage and get out of a plane ticket? …
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Tom Skilling in a toupee
Garry talks about a toupee debacle about to get Tom Skilling to have fun one week in May and wear a different toupee each day while doing the weather, but not everyone is keen on it. …
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Show Opener, April 11
Garry talks about plans to put up digital signs up an O’Hare for better efficiency. Hey Ricketts, does this help out your decision for the jumbo-tron? …
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‘The Derby Whodunit’
Garry talks with Mary Insprucker, Northwest Regional Director, Catholic Charities, about the 24th Annual Hearts for Homeless Families Presents “The Derby Whodunit,” (An Intriguing Murder Mystery), on Saturday, May 4, 2013 @ 5:30 PM @ the Sanfilippo Estate Carousel Building, …
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How to be critterproof with guest Sandy Banks of...
Garry talks with Sandy Banks, a wildlife biologist and director of ButterPrint Farms, about how to critterproof your home. …
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No Cubs deal … still
Garry and Andrea briefly talk about the Wrigley deal having another obstacle besides the Jumbotron and how the community doesn’t want night games, plus WGN’s David Kaplan talks with Garry more about the Wrigley deal. …
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Show Opener, Apr. 10th
Garry talks about Fat O’Clock when we are comfortable to be eating the most. Put down those 10 brownies. …
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Fog – Air travel’s enemy
Garry talks about fog delaying flights at O’Hare. …
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Show Opener, Apr. 9th
Garry talks about misread Twitter hash-tag confusing Cher and Margaret Thatcher regarding the latter’s death. #WOW_Mis-ConFusion! …
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Cubs deal coming soon??
Garry talks about the Wrigley deal still nowhere near being done. …
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Show Opener, Apr. 8th
Garry talks about the result of the Cubs home opener. Go Cubs Go! …
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Chicago in for a rough summer
Garry talks about a West side alderman, Emma Mitts, who says someone needs to be held accountable for the wilding kids, with a little bit of poking fun at Mary Schmich. …
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Jumbotron at Wrigley
Garry talks about the proposed new Jumbotron at Wrigley Field and WGN’s Jordan Bernfield talks with Garry about Cubs negotiations. …
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Show Opener, April 5th
Garry talks about Potholepalooza in Chicago, where people call in for 3 days and report every pot hole they see. The phones will be ringing off the hooks like crazy in this city. …
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Rick Kogan remembers Roger Ebert
Garry and Tom Skilling chat with Chicago Tribune columnist Rick Kogan about the death of legendary Chicago film critic Roger Ebert who passed away today at the age of 70. …
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Show Opener, April 4th
Garry talks about an April Fools joke went too far with some Florida DJ’s that told their audience that some poisonous gas was coming through the vent shaft. That’s not a good way to raise the roof. …
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Fallon replaces Leno!
Garry talks about Jimmy Fallon replacing Jay Leno on the Tonight Show and listeners weigh in. …
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Show Opener, Apr. 4th
Garry talks about 3 people who bought coffee from Joliet Junior College last year and found cockroaches inside the coffee. That’s some nice ROACH blend. …
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Crucifixes and gang activity
Garry talks about not liking the crucifix at Holy Name Cathedral at Easter Sunday mass and he talks about being afraid of Al Fresco dining because of downtown gang activity and listeners weigh in on both topics. …
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What’s this city coming to?
Garry talks about the flash mob that took place downtown on Saturday night and he fears for his beloved RL restaurant in the path of hooligans. …
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Show Opener, Apr 02
Garry talks about an April Fools joke that went bad. Gotcha,….. hey where did that knife come from? …
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Show Opener, Apr. 1st
Garry talks about top 10 excuses thing the Cubs think could make the season go south. Today also marks the 4 year anniversary for Garry at WGN. Congratulations Garry! Keep blabbin’ in the cabbin’! …
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Show Opener, Mar. 29th
Garry talks about some Easter candy that is bad for you. Peep Peep Poop Peep. …
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Good with a wrench?….that’s a big turn on
Garry talks about how women think DIY maintenance skills are the biggest turn on. Meaning they like practical guys like Mr. Fix-It. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 28th
Garry talks about a worker at a gas station in Kansas city who found a refrigerated box that had eyeballs in it. I think we can all SEE that that is crazy. …
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Fixin’ up Wrigley
Garry and listeners chat about Wrigley Field, rooftop owners, Jumbo Tron and, how, in general, Wrigley can be fixed. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 27th
Garry talks about a handicapped man being awarded $8,000 from Disney Land after the “It’s A Small World” ride broke down and was subject to hear the song over and over again for a half hour. Forget Disney dreams, talk …
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Pepsi’s got a new look
Garry talks about new Pepsi bottle, its first redesign in 20 years, and general pop/soft drink talk. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 26
Garry talks about a woman in Texas who was cleaning her house and came across a snake. She then threw gasoline on the snake to kill it yet the snake got revenge and burned her house down. What a sly …
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Happy Passover!
Garry talks some facts about Passover and he also chats with WGN sports reporter Jordan Bernfeild about some proper Passover info. Live from the United Center remote before the Blackhawks game. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 25th – Blackhawks United Center Remote
Garry talks about a refrigerator magnet overseas that allows you to order pizza from it in his show opener before broadcasting live from the United Center before the Blackhawks took on the LA Kings. …
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What’s the right age to let your kids to start walking...
Garry talks about what age to let their kids walk alone to places. …
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Rhianna is late!…for a charity event.
Garry talks about Rihanna being 4 hours late to a charity event at Barrington High School he also has guest Peter Chung, student at Barrington talk with Garry about his experience waiting for her to show up and Garry’s listeners …
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Show Opener, Mar. 22nd
Garry follows up on the Mr. G’s Supper Club and Entertainment Center shooting and how rap artist Little Mouse was there and left with his mother before the shootings. Apparently his mother accompanies him to all his events. “Ma, how …
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Eisenhower and the wacky Wacker Drive
Garry talks about splits on the Eisenhower and bad signs on Lower Wacker and the awful design of the roads. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 21st
Garry talks about a woman in California being awarded $4 million after stray electricity from a next door subway station got loose and shocked her in the shower every time she changes the shower head setting. That’s $1 million a …
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Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, and their women
Garry talks about Michael Jordan getting re-married next month and he has an ironclad pre-nup for this marriage and about Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods dating. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 20th
Garry talks about the top 10 things Alderman Tom Tunney wants for renovations to Wrigley. I’ve got it, how bout relocating the team to Rosemont. Eh?….Eh?…C’mon!! …
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Mayor Brad Stevens on moving the Cubs to Rosemont
Garry chats with Mayor Brad Stevens of Rosemont about potentially moving the Cubs out of Wrigley Field and to his northwest suburb. …
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Lottery with a good cause
Garry chats with Illinois Lottery Superintendent Michael Jones and MS advocate Meghan Melone. As part of its mission to financially support important causes, the Illinois Lottery has introduced a new instant game from which all proceeds are dedicated to research …
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Show Opener, Mar. 19th
Garry talks about Salon Boss Andrew Rogers wanting to employ fat, gay , and lesbian stylists due to him hating his current employees getting pregnant. I mean, who would want a baby with any one of those people?….Right? …
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And now, your Rosemont Cubs!
Garry and David Kaplan talk about possibly moving the Cubs from Wrigley Field to a new location in Rosemont. Click here to read David Kaplan’s blog article about a possible Rosemont home for the Cubs. …
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Intoxicated motorists and drunk driving laws
Garry talks with Rita Kreslin, Executive Director, Alliance Against Intoxicated Motorists, about drunk driving laws and last week’s drunk driving crash on Lake Shore Drive. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 18th
Garry talks about how looking at old photos of yourself on Facebook can boost your mood. Can looking at nice weather photos boost the rush for better weather in Chicago????? …
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Lotto, Lotto, Lotto!
Garry talks about the amount for the big Lotto and more. …
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Show Opener, Mar.15th
Garry talks about the Cubs Chairman Tom Ricketts vs. The Lake View Citizens Council in the rehab for Wrigley Field regarding things as traffic around building time. The whole baseball season is traffic time! Happy Early St. Patrick’s Day! …
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Show Opener, Mar. 14th
Garry talks about ANOTHER Carnival Cruise ship that broke down in the middle of the ocean. Land a-hoy!……Oh wait, nevermind, AGAIN! …
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A Chicagoan ready for war!
Garry talks about a Northside man with lots of weapons and theory of such. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 13th
Garry talks about our new pope’s first view over the Vatican balcony. Imagine that view! …
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Show Opener, Mar. 12th
Garry talks about how Nic Cage didn’t want to do the voice of Shrek. Don’t think Nic Cage as Shrek would’ve been one of our National Treasures. …
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Top 10 annoying Facebook people and...
Garry talks about most annoying people on social media sites and about how much Billy Joel and Dean Richards look alike. …
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His Airness, breadmakers, the conclave, puppets and more!
Garry talks about all sorts of things including Michael Jordan getting married, his bread maker and not making bread yesterday, the conclave, and Elton Jim’s puppet experiences. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 11th
Garry talks about the top 10 rejected Cubs mascots. How about, the Chokey Horses? …
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Top 10 trashiest Spring Break places and a view of the...
Garry talks about the top 10 trashiest Spring Break places to go and gives a view on the South. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 8th
Garry talks about Kim Jong Un being ready for all out war if threats with South Korea boil over. Dennis Rodman what did you say to this guy???? …
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Old bands won’t play the hits that made their career,...
Garry talks about old bands going on tour and not playing some main hits and reads listeners texts who also share stories about old bands. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 7th
Garry talks about a woman who eats rubber shavings from car tires. Do you think she’s having a Good Year? …
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Show Opener, Mar. 6th
Garry talks about a lion that is being hunted for attacking a couple who was making love in bush. This time, the lion wasn’t sleeping in the mighty jungle! …
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Show Opener, Mar 5th
Garry talks about an edible spray paint that you can spray on food. Hmmm, i’ll have the blue hamburger with the red fries. …
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Show Opener, Mar. 4th
Garry talks about a kid who got punished for eating a Pop Tart and shaping it into a gun. What kind of “pop” did the teachers think it was going to have? …
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Show Opener, Mar. 1st
Garry talks about the first potential female to join the NFL as a kicker. Do you think she’ll have high-heel cleats? …
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Show Opener, Feb. 28th
Garry talks about a guy in Michigan whose vintage adult film collect was stolen from his home. His name was Early Johnson. How dirty can this guy be? …
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Show Opener, Feb. 27th
Garry talks about a guy who kept calling 911 to order a cheeseburger. Would you like a side of cop visits with that? …
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Garry visits with Coach Q
Garry talks with Chicago Blackhawks Coach Joel Quenneville about the team’s amazing streak so far and more. GO HAWKS! …
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Show Opener, Feb. 26th
Garry talks about British roommates who like to showcase their cooking in the nude. I’ll have the skinless chicken please. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 25th
Garry talks about disturbing parts of the Oscars. And the award for creepiest moment goes to……..! …
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Show Opener, Feb. 21st
Garry talks about people at a hotel in Los Angeles who drank water from a tank that had a dead body in it. Does this smell funky to you? …
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Non-smoking lozenges and body advertising in Japan.
Garry talks about kids who were hospitalized after they ate non-smoking lozenges and about advertisers in Japan who market items on women’s legs. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 20th
Garry talks about Chicago being not interested and not having the funds to hold the 2024 Olympic Games. Guess we can’t afford to carry that torch. …
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Show Opener, Feb 18th
Garry talks about the risque billboard over on Clark Street. What kind of job are they offering???? …
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Show Opener, Feb 14th
Garry talks about a couple who got married at an IKEA after winning a contest. Can you imagine that instruction manual? …
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Best and worst from the Grammys
Garry and listeners discuss the best and worst of the Grammys. …
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Show Opener, Feb 11th
Garry talks about a windy weather advisory and the Pope calling it quits. Holy Windy City storm, Batman! …
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Women YELP-ing men, and the most stressful age group.
Garry talks about women who Yelp about guys to review dates with men and that the most stressed out generation is Millennials, between the ages of 18-34. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 8th
Garry talks about what to check out for in a woman nowadays. Nice teeth you have there my dear. NOT! …
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Brandmeier’s colonoscopy and is God’s making DJ’s now...
Garry talks about Jonathon Brandmeier’s colonoscopy and apparently God is making DJ’s now too! …
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Show Opener, Feb. 7th
Garry talks about God creating reality TV stars instead of farmers. Lord Almighty! …
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Cleavage out for Grammy wear this year!
Garry talks about the Grammys and the memo the producers sent out about not showing exposed parts of they body. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 6th
Garry talks about Honey Boo Boo’s mother losing 100 lbs. Sorry guys she’s not available. …
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Etch-A-Sketch this!
Garry talks about the death of the inventor of the Etch A Sketch. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 5th
Garry goes over his four rules of survival and talks about another app that tells you when to take a bathroom break during a movie. If your watching aStallone movie, don’t worry; you didn’t miss much. …
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Super Bowl talk
Garry talks about Super Bowl Bears being nearly 30 years ago and talks about the evolution of football helmets. Callers chime in. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 4th
Garry tell us his outlook on some of the Super Bowl commercials and some so crazy that God had to create farmers. …
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Benched for 1lb
Garry talks about a cheerleader for the Ravens who was dropped from the Super Bowl squad for gaining 1lb. Callers chime in. …
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Show Opener, Feb. 1st
Garry talks about how Katie Couric went on a date with Larry King 25 years ago, claiming he made a move on her. Try to get that image out your mind. …
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Which state would you give the boot?
Garry talks about a text he received from a listener about eliminating states. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 31st
Garry talks about how Dan Marino fathered a child with a co-worker eight years ago. Apparently he tookBrent Musburger’s advice literally. …
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I want to be a millionaire
Garry talks with Jose Aguilera of Brookfield won $1 million playing Powerball on the Illinois Lottery’s new website. He isthe first Internet millionaire. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 30th
Garry talks about how a high school used starter guns to construct a code red lock down drill. Only problem was that the track team didn’t get the memo and got off to a false start. …
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I’ll bet you….
Garry talks about crazy bets that people are making for the Super Bowl. Callers chime in. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 29th
Garry talks about a study claiming men are more likely to wash their hands after using the bathroom if there’s a sign to remind them. Apparently, they easily forget where their hands have just been. …
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We found love in a hopeless place
Garry talks about internet dating websites. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 28th
Garry starts off the show with a true or false test. See if you can guess which ones are true. …
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I’m waiting. . .
Garry talks about being on hold when calling a business. Listeners call in. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 25th
Garry talks about how Chicago Public Schools are now apologizing for the email they sent to parents about test scores but because of an extra letter, they got more than what they bargained for. …
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Gayest cities in America
Garry counts down the gayest cities in America. Can you guess number one? …
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Show Opener, Jan. 24th
Garry talks about a Mercedes Benz Super Bowl commercial featuring Kate Upton that may be selling sex vs. cars. German bastards, how dare they. We want to see cars, not sexy women. …
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Hot coffee is hot and ice is slippery
Garry Meier and Tom Skilling chat about Garry’s fall on the ice at the Blackhawks home opener. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 23rd
Garry talks about the voice of beloved character Charlie Brown being arrested on charges of stalking. Good grief, Charlie Brown! Unlike Manti Te’o, someone was there. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 22nd
Garry talks about how bad Prince Harry is after coming back from a 5 month deployment in Afghanistan. …
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Chicago Auto Show Chairman Mike Ettleson
Garry talks about the upcoming Chicago Auto Show with 2013 Chicago Auto Show Chairman Mike Ettleson, of Ettleson Cadillac-Buick-GMC and Ettleson Hyundai. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 21st
Garry talks about how the Pope tweeted in Latin. If you couldn’t understand it; he basically said Tom Brady sucked, no biggie. …
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From Draft Day to the Big Leagues
We see what happens at the Major League level, but find out what the journey is like for ballplayers through the Minor Leagues. Hear what it is like to get the phone call saying you’ve been drafted by the Cubs …
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Show Opener, Jan. 18th
Garry talks about how an Australian man put a tape measure to a Subway foot-long sandwich. Nothing is as long as it’s suppose to be, except for Manti Te’o relationship with his girlfriend. …
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Chicago Blackhawks’ ambassader Denis Savard
Garry talks with Chicago Blackhawks’ ambassador Denis Savard to preview the Blackhawks’ first game of the season. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 17th
Garry talks about how Oprah stretched a one word answer from Lance Armstrong into two hours. It’s absurd. …
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Gold-digging O’s be tripping!
Garry talks about being divorced too many times and callers call in and give their opinions. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 16th
Garry talks about how an ex-porn star then turned biology teacher was fired from a high school after students downloaded her “work.” Well if we don’t know much, we know she knows reproduction. …
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Blackhawks’ John McDonough visits with Garry Meier
President of the Chicago Blackhawks, John McDonough, and Garry talk about the season after the lockout. …
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Show Opener, Jan.15th
Garry talks about how customs agents at Midway Airport found 18 severed heads. Happens everyday in Mexico. Nothing new. …
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‘Back in the day when I was young. . .’
Garry and callers talk about the first interracial kiss on television back in the day. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 14th
Garry talks about how the word Lincoln is having one heck of a year thus far. …
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Jimmy Vivino of the Fab Faux
Garry talks to Jimmy Vivino from the Fab Faux to discuss the Beatles tribute band’s Saturday performance. …
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Show Opener, Jan.11th
Garry talks about a mama-luke who is attracted to the “Dark Knight Killer,” and she’s not alone. But as Hunter Thomas said, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. …
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Chatting with Chris Duffy
Garry and WGN Radio Creative Director Chris Duffy talk about a contestant on this season of ABC’s The Bachelor and about his own missing arm. Watch Duffy’s cameo in the video of Garry decorating his office for the holidays: …
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Show Opener, Jan. 10th
Garry talks about how an Australia airline found a snake on the plane. We can assure you that no passengers were hurt on the plane. As far as the snake, there have been no reports. …
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Brown’s murders
Garry talks about the murders that took place 20 years ago at a Brown’s Chicken. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 9th
Garry talks about a man who handcuffed himself to a girl he had been stalking. You think he would have learned from the priest who was stuck in handcuffs. …
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Biggest Loser
Garry listens as callers call and talk about NBC’s The Biggest Loser show. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 8th
Garry talks about a new weight loss invention which is a stomach vac and its functions. So lets see, that now makes the stomach vac and the ear vac; more body vacs to come, so be on the look out.…
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Show Opener, Jan. 7th
Garry talks about a woman who woke up to her cat hissing at a python wrapped around her baby daughter. She called the police, who then called a snake catcher to come out and get the snake. The snake catcher …
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Jesus and homeless people
Garry talks about giving bread to the homeless and a rumor that Jesus was married. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 4th
Garry talks about how 2 stoonads from Australia chopped through a wall to rob a jewelry store but ended up in the adjacent KFC. I hope they found the nuggets they were looking for. …
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STOP, Hammer-time
Garry reacts to text and callers about MC Hammer being on Dick Clark’s New Years Eve program. …
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Escapees
Garry talks about one of the two prisoners who escaped from the Metropolitan Correctional Center and is now having some of the charges dropped, at least for now. …
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Show Opener, Jan. 3rd
Garry talks about a woman in Kentucky who tried to buy 2 iPads with a food stamp card at a local Wal-Mart. Those cards are only used for booze and cigarettes, duh. …
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Dress code for teachers
Garry talks about a city in Wisconsin that has set a dress code for teachers at its school. Callers chime in. …
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Show Opener, January 2nd
Garry Congratulates Northwestern on their first bowl game win against Mississippi State since 1949 a.d.. Well there’s one for the history books. …
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‘Christmas Story’ lawsuit
Garry talks about the bully from A Christmas Story suing a memorabilia company for his using image on merchandise. He also mentions his father’s WWII tape. …
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December 21st Show Opener
Garry tells Bobba Bibble to send back the festive pins to the old ladies at the nursing home. They want them back for Christmas. …
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Daylight Saving Time
Garry talks about how Daylight Saving time can effect people’s health. …
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Show Opener, December 19th
Garry talks about how the prison issued a statement saying the breakout was only the second successful one with the 5 inch windows. Are they housing anorexics at this facility? …
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Prison Break
Garry talks about the prisoners who escaped from the Metropolitan Correctional Center. …
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12-18-12, Caption This
Garry talks about the cartoon Scott Stantis drew to caption for Wednesday.
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12-17-12, Connecticut Tragedy
Garry answers text and callers chime in on the tragedy in Connecticut.
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12-14-12, Hunting Talk with Carl from Wisconsin
Garry talks with Carl from Clover, Wisconsin and they talk about the Bears/Pakers game and hunting.
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12-13-12, Stereotypes
Garry talks about baby Jesus and gets on stereotypes, callers chime in.
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12-12-12, Black-Hawks Ambassador
Garry talks to Dennis Savard from the Blackhawks.
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