The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 298 for Monday, December 1, 2025: https://untp.beer/b0zyYhttps://untp.beer/e3vDVhttps://www.cleveland19.com/2025/11/21/belligerent-man-who-tried-order-rallys-food-kfc-leads-chase-scooter-south-euclid-police/https://www.kwtx.com/2025/11/21/man-accused-flashing-genitals-drivers-interstate-said-he-needed-excitement-his-life-deputies-say/https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-divorces-wife-after-she-puts-him-in-debt-sending-94000-to-male-streamer-3286939/https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/threesome-fizzled-302169https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Blue SkyTwitterInstagramYouTubeRob on UntappdRobert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 297 for Monday, November 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an XV Anniversary Stout from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mbmzj Robert nursed a Rum Barrel-Aged Pecan Pie Imperial Brown from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/NXJ7v Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll book all the reservations to your local soup kitchen so you can’t get in. Robert conducted a Thanksgiving OREOs taste test. Rob was happy he sent them to Robert instead of keeping them for himself. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is resigning on January 5th. A Montana man plowed into another vehicle while relieving himself into an empty Budweiser can. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/budweiser-urinal-259310 A cross-dressing porch pirate in Alabama was arrested. https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/mobile-county-porch-pirate-suspect-dressed-as-woman-arrested/ In Virginia, nine people emerged from a car like circus clowns to rob a vape shop. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/vape-shop-robbery-virginia-clown-car-b2864826.html Sales of an AI-enabled teddy bear were suspended after reports it was giving advice on BDSM and where to find knives. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl An exclusive Washington soup kitchen offers free meals by invite only. https://theonion.com/exclusive-soup-kitchen-offers-free-meals-by-invite-only/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 296 for Monday, November 17, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Sea Creatures from 450 North. https://untp.beer/VXaVG Robert nursed a Harvest from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/NmK7A Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll sign you up for sexy yoga. We talked about football. No surprise there. This week’s CRAZY NEWS ended the government shutdown, which is more than your sorry ass can say. Florida Woman® took her clothes off and robbed a bagel store. https://bocanewsnow.com/2025/11/10/naked-boca-raton-woman-charged-with-burglarizing-bagel-shop/ A British sex yoga guru was arrested in Thailand for hosting group tantric massages. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260227/British-sex-yoga-guru-arrested-Thai-Moon-party-Tantric-massage.html A man wearing nothing but SpongeBob SquarePants underwear tackled a guy attempting to steal his car. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-wearing-nothing-spongebob-squarepants-36199118 A man in China rescued his elderly neighbors in his underpants. We’re unclear whether they were cartoon themed. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/china-personalities/article/3331443/china-underpants-man-gains-fame-rescuing-elderly-neighbours-fire-undies Aaron Rodgers is clearly taking his beliefs from TV commercials. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 295 for Monday, November 10, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXXL Mardi Gras from 450 North. https://untp.beer/pV8x2 Robert nursed a Pecan Ale Goat Nuts from Abita. https://untp.beer/c90acad8af Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll be breathing out of your butt. We chatted about the World Series, Halloween, Rob’s Christmas lights and the rough week for NFC North (The two teams that count. The Bears and Vikings can fuck off). This week’s CRAZY NEWS experienced several delayed or canceled flights. We’ve heard of talking out of your ass, but how about breathing out of it? https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment/ Florida Woman® was knocked unconscious by a duck while riding a roller coaster. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/woman-knocked-unconscious-by-duck-while-riding-roller-coaster-lawsuit-claims/KPOZ3PU4J5HH7EKVIZI2AQQG5E/ A woman in Kentucky accidentally got body parts delivered instead of the medication she ordered. https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/woman-accidentally-gets-body-parts-delivered-instead-of-ordered-medication/ Oreo has Thanksgiving dinner flavors. We’re intrigued and horrified. https://people.com/oreo-releases-turkey-flavored-cookies-and-other-thanksgiving-inspired-flavors-11842591 The CDC has decided it would be easier just to track people who don’t have Measles. https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/ Taylor Swift is second guessing her wedding plans after watching Travis print a Buffalo Wild Wings menu. https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 294 for Monday, November 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Electric Squirrel from 450 North. https://untp.beer/0rJ3e Robert nursed a Dia De Los Gatos from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/PwgNn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send naked Florida Man® to your home with an axe. It’s Halloween time! The World Series is wrapping up. This week’s CRAZY NEWS doesn’t need congressional approval to attack cartels. Days after being released from jail, Florida Man® did the only reasonable thing by stripping naked and trying to break into homes with an axe. https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-released-from-jail-days-before-trying-break-pinellas-park-home-axe Kohler is making a toilet with a camera that analyzes your shits and reports back to you. https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohlers-tiny-toilet-camera-analyzes-the-contents-and-reports-back-to-you/ A Florida Man® who had a “no drugs allowed on the premises” sign on his home did, indeed, have drugs on the premises. https://www.tampabay28.com/news/local-news/florida-man-with-no-drugs-allowed-on-the-premises-sign-on-home-arrested-on-drug-trafficking-charges-hcso Florida Woman® was arrested after admitting that she was the suspect on her local Sheriff department’s Facebook post about a theft. https://townflex.com/florida-woman-arrested-after-admitting-she-was-theft-suspect-in-sheriffs-facebook-post Financial advisors are recommending people throw away their unopened bills so they don’t have to pay them. https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84 Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering. This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome. Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-domestic-violence-arrest-father-assault-57215 Kim Kardashian just released a line of pubic hair thongs. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/15/kim-kardashian-skims-faux-hair-thongs/86703768007/ Florida Man® was arrested for committing a drive-by cheeseburging. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cheeseburger-in-paradise-287013 A Dairy Queen blizzard helped end an armed standoff in Washington. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/blizzard/blizzard-standoff-745390 Therapists recommend treating people like shit if you’re having a bad day. https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/

The Two Bobs episode 292 for Monday, October 13, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a More S’mores from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/QO0eN Robert had a Maple Warlock from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1jAVQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’re not getting extra sauce. Every year, one of the Bobs usually has some sort of free iPhone drama. 2025 was Rob’s turn. This week’s CRAZY NEWS campaigned heavily for a Nobel Peace Prize and still didn’t get picked. The whole system is rigged by the left! A Kentucky woman caused a thousand dollars in damage after being charged for extra sauce at Little Caesars. https://trib.al/FJk7Yd3 Pubic hair wigs are the latest Russian fashion accessory craze. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/pubic-hair-wigs-are-the-newest-craze-among-trendy-russian-women.html California residents are reporting a series of frightening squirrel attacks. https://abc7news.com/post/vicious-squirrel-sends-2-san-rafael-california-residents-er-neighbors-report-series-frightening-attacks/17851128/ A Kentucky man stabbed his brother in his nutbag with scissors. https://www.wkyt.com/2025/08/30/ky-man-allegedly-enters-brothers-home-stabs-his-testicles-with-scissors/ Travis Kelce is getting cold feet after listening to Taylor’s new album. https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs episode 291 for Monday, September 22, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Creamsicle from Collective Arts. https://untp.beer/dQ3xK Robert had a Fluffer Nutter from Abita Brewing. https://untp.beer/r9xV3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a hooker to have sex in your yard. The NFL season is underway, and the Lions beat the shit out of the Bears, who still suck. It’s free iPhone time! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was indefinitely suspended by ABC and Disney. A mother in Detroit caught a man and a hooker having sex in her yard. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-mother-catches-couple-middle-sex-act-her-yard Florida Man® got into a crash and yeeted his kids over a fence to get away. https://cbs12.com/news/local/reckless-evasion-turns-dangerous-after-florida-man-crashes-hurls-kids-over-fence-lee-county-sheriffs-office-san-carlos-boulevard-lcso-fort-myers-september-16-2025 Florida Woman® got drunk and tried to order a Baconator at the Popeye’s drive through. https://thenerdstash.com/drunk-florida-woman-tries-ordering-baconator-at-popeyes-and-is-arrested-not-the-baconator-she-wanted-though Senior citizens in Michigan posed for a risqué calendar. https://www.13abc.com/2025/09/11/monroe-senior-citizens-pose-risqu-real-life-calendar-girls/ Our nation is grateful to the GOP for protecting us from television. https://theonion.com/nation-grateful-to-gop-for-protecting-it-from-tv/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 290 for Monday, September 8, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Q.O.R.I.S. the Quasher from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/wg3eE Robert had a Bananas Foster Stout from Abita. https://untp.beer/GwJ4b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put ice in your beer. The NFL season is upon us, and Week 1 has the Lions (Rob’s team) facing off against the Packers (Robert’s team). One of them will be in a better mood than the other when this episode lands. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has removed all vaccine mandates for the people of Tanzania. Hope y’all like polio. A woman in China demanded her monthly rent be cut after window cleaners witnessed her sleeping naked. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3323174/china-wife-suffers-depression-after-window-cleaners-see-her-sleeping-naked-demands-rent-cut A woman in New Mexico was big mad after waking up from a coma moments before organ donation surgery. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-wakes-up-from-coma-moments-before-organ-donation-surgery-9033966 A woman in Iowa with .351 blood alcohol content asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device for her. https://www.fox19.com/2025/08/26/woman-with-351-blood-alcohol-content-asked-gas-station-customers-blow-into-her-interlock-device-police-say/ Gen Z is putting ice in their beers and it needs to stop. https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/lifestyle/gen-z-divides-online-viewers-over-controversial-beer-trend/ Denny’s announces free pancakes for customers who take their fights outside. https://theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-pancakes-for-customers-who-take-fight-outside/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 289 for Monday, August 25, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist from Epic. https://untp.beer/OV4Nd Robert had a Horchata Yeti Imperial Stout from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/b7L3e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll waste all your water to making tea. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will grant US citizenship to anyone with $5 million to piss away. Florida Woman® struck a goofy pose in your DUI mugshot to match the one from her first DUI mugshot. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-once-again-strikes-goofy-pose-in-mugshot-for-2nd-dui-arrest-sheriff/3679059/ I man from Tanzania was shocked to learn he had been living with a knife buried in his chest for eight years. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shock-man-discovers-hes-been-35728148 A Tennessee man shot his wife, then stopped for beer on their way to the hospital. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/tennessee-man-shoots-wife-stops-beer-hospital A London man ended up with a broken arm due to the massive size of his penis. https://www.mylondon.news/news/local-news/man-left-broken-arm-because-32255557 A report found that humans waste billions of gallons of water each year making tea. https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2 Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a bat in your mouth. This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair. A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippling medical bills. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ This guy in Nebraska was caught in a public restroom with meth and exposed genitals. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ A Vancouver camper wasn’t screaming for help, just singing Nickelback. https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback A zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their pets to use as animal food. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/04/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets/ A recent study suggests that shovel-related violence is refreshingly low. https://theonion.com/study-finds-refreshingly-low-amount-of-shovel-violence/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida. Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/ A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/ A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/ Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party. A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county# Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/ Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/ A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary. July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive. The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that? A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113 A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a cicada in your car. Our Father’s Days were lit! This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor. A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/ A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/ Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/ A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats. The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded. Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/ After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 282 for Monday, Jun 2, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Churro Grande from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/52e685eed0 Robert nursed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or your Amazon driver will poop on your porch. We chatted for a bit about baseball and the Packers hosting the Lions in Week 1 this fall. This week’s CRAZY NEWS tried to block the tariffs but, as always, the administration ignored its request. This woman married an AI robot and claims the sex is great. https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/lifestyle/woman-married-to-an-ai-robot/ A Nebraska man is facing two felony charges after attacking his neighbor and a 7-year-old with a lightsaber. https://www.ketv.com/article/nebraska-man-aidan-white-facing-two-felonies-for-allegedly-attacking-neighbor-7-year-old-with-lightsaber/64705501 An Amazon driver in Los Angeles was fired for pissing and shitting on customers’ homes. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/amazon-driver-purportedly-poops-on-front-porch-of-los-angeles-home/ A Virginia man was arrested for drawing his own crosswalk at a busy intersection. https://www.cbs19news.com/news/charlottesville-man-arrested-for-drawing-crosswalk/article_f1d4d135-9d2b-4738-85d7-d5e37f1fee06.html King Charles switched to a more comfortable silicone crown. https://theonion.com/king-charles-switches-to-more-comfortable-silicone-crown/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs – Episode 281 Release Date:Monday, May 26, 2025 Welcome back, Bobs! After a longer-than-usual break (thanks, Rob’s immune system), The Two Bobs return with beer in hand and a fresh pile of weird, wild, and WTF-worthy news. You missed us. We missed us. Let’s get weird. What Are We Drinking? Rob sips on a freezer-born Frankenstein: Evil Twin Freezer Fresh Sundae Neapolitan Imperial Pastry Stout Untappd link Robert enjoys a citrusy tongue twister: Basic City Beer Company Citra-Lingus Double IPA Untappd link Random Shit We took a longer break than intended, and we're really not sorry Rob got sick, which is tragic… mostly for us. Crazy News You Can’t Make Up ‍Seattle park gets sticky — Man accused of treating public park like a private viewing booth Read more Florida man levels up polyamory — Marries three women in three counties. Efficiency? Or insanity? Read more Arachnophobia meets NASCAR — Woman crashes car trying to kill a spider while driving Read more ‍Cannonball Run, 1800s Edition — Kansas man steals an 800-pound cannon to trade for drugs Read more Self-love and cucumbers — DC man sentenced after repeated lewd acts involving public handrails and produce Read more Indiana does Indiana things — New law allegedly requires porn viewers to register as sex offenders. Spoiler: it’s satire (we think?) Read more Closing Thoughts We may not be consistent, but we are committed to bringing you the most head-shaking, face-palming content from the corners of the internet nobody should go. Until next time—stay weird, stay buzzed, and stay out of Florida. Subscribe & Follow Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 280 for Monday, April 28, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Behemoth from Three Floyds. https://untp.beer/lgnar Robert nursed a Juice Head Double IPA from Solace. https://untp.beer/myp80 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll poop in your beer fridge. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was drafted before Shedeur Sanders. A drunken Florida Man® wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and a pink thong was busted outside an Applebee’s while attempting to get into the wrong car. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830 A Pennsylvania woman was busted after shitting in a liquor store’s beer cave. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/beer-cave-horror-708941 A man in Louisiana rode a horse through a Walmart claiming it was his emotional support animal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14599535/man-rode-horse-walmart-excuse-Louisiana.html College students in Canada were held hostage by a gaggle of Canada Geese outside their home. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/aggressive-canada-geese-waterloo-tiktok-videos-chasing-students-1.7506039 Financial experts (not including Rob) are recommending that investors diversify portfolios into several harebrained schemes. https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-diversifying-portfolio-with-multiple-harebrained-schemes/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 279 for Monday, April 7, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2022) from Goose Island. https://untp.beer/MyemE Robert nursed an Irish Cream Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1bb120695c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your recycle bin. Robert’s birthday week was a blast, and everyone had fun! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just assessed reciprocal tariffs. Thankfully, most of its products are already produced in Florida. An Oregon man keeps finding jugs full of piss in his recycle bin. https://www.kwtx.com/2025/03/28/its-lot-pee-man-has-no-idea-who-is-putting-gallons-urine-his-recycling-bin-or-why/ Florida Man® is being remembered for a life of Marlboros, fast women and Ford Broncos in his obituary. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/obit-florida-man-remembered-for-life-of-marlboros-fast-women-and-ford-broncos/ Florida Man® (this one hadn’t died yet) dressed up as a clown and got in a scuffle with police. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/i-am-a-clown-florida-man-dressed-as-clown-gets-in-scuffle-with-police/ Florida Woman® held up a Dairy Queen for $1.50. https://people.com/woman-accused-holding-up-dairy-queen-stealing-dollar-fifty-11702913 A new Texas law requires shoppers to show their ID before buying phallic foods. https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-texans-to-show-id-to-buy-phallic-foods/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.