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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

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The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

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Episodes

TTB244: Severed Ducts

3/18/2024
The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a horse in your apartment. Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon. 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/ Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person. A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544 A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:58:53

TTB243: Florida Man Games

3/4/2024
The Two Bobs episode 243 for Monday, March 4, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The Cranfather from Founders. https://untp.beer/QpxYj Robert nursed a The Ice Treaty of Peace from Drekker. https://untp.beer/al78N Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your car and send you an apology letter. This week’s CRAZY NEWS just temporarily avoided a government shutdown. A guy in Texas stuck antiques up his ass before putting them back on the shelf. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitchell-vest-kilt-anus-antiques-texas_n_65d4f1c9e4b0f7fbe7b443d4 Robert’s neighbor left the hospital still wearing a hospital gown and stole an ambulance. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/search-underway-for-crash-survivor-who-stole-ambulance-in-fairfax-county/3547868/ A woman in Ireland lost her disability case after photos emerged of her winning a tree-throwing competition. https://nypost.com/2024/02/27/lifestyle/mom-loses-800k-disability-case-after-photos-emerge-of-her-winning-tree-throwing-competition/ The Florida Man® Games are the most Florida thing that has ever happened in Florida. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/02/24/florida-man-games/ Don’t put batteries in your penis. Just ask this guy. https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/lifestyle/man-jams-batteries-in-penis-gets-drained-by-agonizing-surgery/ Florida Man® jacked Grandma’s car and then sent her a four-page apology letter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-carjacks-grandmother-pens-four-page-apology-letter-police Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:02:38

TTB242: Jiggling at the Villages

2/12/2024
The Two Bobs episode 242 for Monday, February 12, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Stacked Blueberry & Maple from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/5WXz4 Robert nursed a Blueberry Milk of the Murder Hornet from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/zG38d Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll show up at your home only wearing towels. This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t be prosecuted because it has poor memory. A giant stuffed polar bear was stolen from a Canadian resort in freezing temperatures (probably July). https://www.businessinsider.com/canada-polar-bear-stuffed-stolen-resort-freezing-weather-2024-2 The world’s sexiest couple led a police chase with a dog, cat and four chickens in a spray-painted car. https://www.wlbt.com/2024/01/30/bonnie-clyde-wannabes-couple-leads-deputies-chase-with-dog-cat-4-chickens-inside-spray-painted-car/ An elderly Florida Man® jiggled his balls in front of strangers. https://www.villages-news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/ Sauna patrons dressed only in towels led a water rescue. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sauna-patrons-dressed-towels-pull-2-car-plunged-106895412 A man in California sued Disneyland for misleading advertising in calling it “The happiest place on earth.” https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-sues-disneyland-for-misleading-happiest-place-on-earth-advertising Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:45:43

TTB241: Fish Bandit

2/5/2024
The Two Bobs episode 241 for Monday, February 5, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Layered Indulgence from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/0c65cb3836 Robert nursed a Fudgement Day: Temple of Hazelnut from Magnify Brewing. https://untp.beer/6lpdr Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll screw up our random shit segment because Rob posted the wrong article. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the mistakes everyone makes while shopping at Costco. A guy who taped fish to ATMs was arrested because Utah is lame. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/01/fish-bandit-arrested-for-taping-fish-to-atm-machines Florida Woman® got naked and went on a convenience store rampage. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/naked-woman-rampage-732940 A woman in California was stuck on a ski lift for 15 hours. https://www.kcra.com/article/heavenly-ski-resort-woman-stuck-gondola-15-hours/46557458 A man burgling in Georgia called 911 after getting stuck and shitting himself. https://theaugustapress.com/augusta-burglar-calls-911-after-getting-stuck-pooping-himself/ Drug cartels are switching from meth to more lucrative Stanley tumblers. https://babylonbee.com/news/cartels-switch-from-smuggling-meth-to-more-lucrative-stanley-tumblers Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:56:01

TTB240: He Meth’d Up

1/29/2024
The Two Bobs episode 240 for Monday, January 29, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Graham Cracker Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/GQ967 Robert nursed a French Toast from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/yK2xE Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll forget to read the last CRAZY NEWS story. Kidding! We already did that. This week’s CRAZY NEWS should not be listened to while operating heavy machinery. A music artist unknown to Alexa got five women pregnant at the same time and they all got together for one, weird baby shower. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12975841/father-baby-shower-five-women-pregnant.html A woman tried to use dog piss to pass a urine test. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dog-pee-caper-286934 An American Airlines passenger was kicked off a flight for busting ass and being a dick. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/american-airlines-passenger-allegedly-removed-from-flight-for-farting/VRLIKU72TRG33OMN4NS6ANEHAM/ A Chicago man robbed a bank three days after being acquitted of bank robbery. https://cwbchicago.com/2024/01/man-robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html Florida Man® handed a police officer his driver’s license covered in meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-hands-over-license-covered-in-meth-during-traffic-stop-pcso/ We had another story from our friends at the Babylon Bee, but whatever, we'll tell you about it next week... if we remember! Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:54:10

TTB239: Filthy and Injured

1/22/2024
The Two Bobs episode 239 for Monday, January 22, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Lava Monsta from 450 North. https://untp.beer/g4edJ Robert nursed a Mokah from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/vjO7 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your driveway. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as chilling as a Buffalo Bills game in January. A judge threw out a case involving a woman pelting her partner with bread. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/felony-case-no-longer-pain-doctor-908734 The fish aren’t the only unclothed animals in the aquarium at Bass Pro Shops. https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3 An exploding toilet is creating a shitty legal situation at Dunkin’ Donuts. https://apnews.com/article/dunkin-donuts-exploding-toilet-florida-lawsuit-db7794a8ed61a8f1350bfbaffb094aa8 Florida Woman® had her entire driveway stolen. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-woman-entire-driveway-stolen-gives-gofundme-donations-to-charity Texans opened fire on a strange white substance falling from the sky. https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:57:25

TTB238: Sausage Vending Machine

1/8/2024
The Two Bobs episode 238 for Monday, January 8, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Malt Amore Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/Djge8 Robert nursed a Stay In Stout from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-stay-in-stout/5508332 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll train your dog to eat your money. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a Boeing 737 Max, only with less sudden losses of cabin pressure. Florida Woman® has nothing better to do than sue Hershey because her Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins didn’t have faces carved on them. https://t.co/DAsMPxU3TZ A goldendoodle named Cecil ate $4,000 of her humans’ cash. https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/jan/03/cecil-goldendoodle-pennsylvania-dog-eats-poops-cash An escaped kangaroo in Canada was eventually captured after punching an officer. https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/escaped-kangaroo-captured-after-punching-canadian-officer-2023-12-04/ Sausage vending machines are booming in Germany. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html A California woman trained for hockey when she found out she could win a Stanley Cup. https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-woman-begins-training-for-hockey-when-she-learns-she-can-win-a-stanley-cup Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:58:33

TTB237: Large Mackerel Anxiety

12/25/2023
The Two Bobs episode 237 for Monday, December 25, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Ginger Snap Darkness from Surly. https://surlybrewing.com/beer/2022-ginger-snap-darkness/ Robert nursed a Buddy’s Spaghetti Breakfast from Trouvaille Brewing Company. https://untappd.com/b/trouvaille-brewing-company-buddy-s-spaghetti-breakfast/5641270 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll charge you for Christmas dinner. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has criminal immunity, unlike next year’s GOP Presidential candidate. Florida Man® burglarized a home after the homeowner invited him in for a beer. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-burglarizes-house-after-homeowner-lets-him-in-for-a-beer-deputies-say A man in Ohio got high and then forgot an important word on his demand note while trying to rob a bank. https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alleged-richard-hampton-canton-ohio-bank-robber-forgot-write-money-demand-note-teller-high-crack A woman in Wales charges her family for Christmas dinner. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67770982 A middle school in Oregon went into lock down after a dog shit bag dispenser was mistaken for a grenade. https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/grenade-like-dog-poop-bag-dispenser-causes-scare-at-mcminnville-middle-school/ Gen Z, the most snowflake of all the currently living generations, faces so many anxieties that they’re incapable of handling. Here are 13 of them! https://babylonbee.com/news/menu-anxiety-and-13-other-very-real-anxieties-gen-z-faces Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:13:43

TTB236: Not So Secret Santa 2023

12/18/2023
The Two Bobs episode 236 for Monday, December 18, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Orange Stocking Stuffer from Hoppin’ Frog. https://hoppinfrog.com/beer/chocolate-orange-stocking-stuffer-shandy/ Robert nursed a Ginger, Spice, Barreled and Nice from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-ginger-spice-barreled-and-nice/5564857 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll raise the cleaning fee on your stable. It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa! We probably enjoy it a lot more than you do, and we’re okay with that. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as productive as our government. Luckily it isn’t up for re-election next year. One of the biggest dangers of cold and flu season that nobody seems to be talking about is blasting a hole in your throat. We blame the media. https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/man-hospitalised-holding-sneeze-blowing-hole-throat-397980-20230813 Molesting manatee statues will surely land you on the naughty list. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-tourist-sexually-molests-manatee-statue-at-florida-restaurant-after-being-asked-to-leave-deputies-say Mary and Joseph got fucked on their AirBNB’s hidden fees. https://babylonbee.com/news/mary-and-joseph-shocked-to-find-free-stay-in-stable-actually-cost-3000-after-airbnb-cleaning-fee Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

TTB235: Albert Einswine

12/11/2023
The Two Bobs episode 235 for Monday, December 11, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Raspberry Pie from 450 North. https://untp.beer/BGmLx Robert nursed a Fluffy GBS from Hardywood. https://untp.beer/zLwvd Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll make you work at Chipotle for two months. This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to be dictator, but only for one day. An OnlyFans model makes thousands per day decorating Christmas trees topless. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/onlyfans-model-makes-thousands-per-day-decorating-christmas-trees-topless-2420659/ New Jersey police had a helluva time chasing down a pig named Albert Einswine. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/06/runaway-pig-Albert-Einswine-Deptford-New-Jersey/1441701878507/ A woman in Ohio who threw her burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker is being forced to work in fast food for two months to avoid jailtime. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/woman-who-threw-chipotle-order-at-worker-can-work-off-jail-time-at-fast-food-restaurant/ A UK man who was banned from cycling was caught riding a bike to his probation meeting. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-67639649 A new study finds that over 3 million accidents a year are caused by drivers trying to retrieve Chick-fil-A waffle fries lost in seat cracks. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-3-million-accidents-a-year-caused-by-driver-trying-to-retrieve-chick-fil-a-waffle-fry-lost-in-seat-crack Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:51:14

TTB234: Guacky Bowl

12/4/2023
The Two Bobs episode 234 for Monday, December 4, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Banana Nut French Toast from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-banana-nut-french-toast/3919690 Robert nursed a Santa Claws: Cinnamon Buns Imperial Stout from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/75efd9a9a3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll turn your bedroom into a Boston Market. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was expelled from Congress for using campaign funds to get Botox. A man in Tulsa cracked open a beer and chatted with employees after driving his car through the front of a supermarket. https://ktul.com/news/local/late-night-beer-theft-and-vandalism-spree-ends-in-arrest-at-local-supermarket A man in California was arrested after stripping naked in the middle of It’s a Small World at Disneyland. https://abc7.com/naked-man-at-disneyland-its-a-small-world-arrest-indecent-exposure/14107082/ A woman in Ohio was rushed to the hospital after being exposed to her first real Christmas tree. https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/health/parma-woman-rushed-hospital-exposure-first-live-christmas-tree/95-15bd3850-75ec-4658-9a19-1d86aa14160d Taco Bell’s holiday parties are wild. https://nypost.com/2023/11/17/business/taco-bell-christmas-party-included-three-way-sex-romps-lawsuit/ A Connecticut couple wasted no time turning their son’s bedroom into a Boston Market as soon as their son left for college. https://clickhole.com/wasting-no-time-just-weeks-after-their-son-left-for-college-these-parents-turned-his-bedroom-into-a-boston-market/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:00:40

TTB233: Brown Friday

11/20/2023
The Two Bobs episode 233 for Monday, November 20, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Porter from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/vanilla-porter/ Robert nursed a Life During Death Star from J Wakefield Brewing. https://untp.beer/1482d6a38c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide your TV remote. The good news is it’s Thanksgiving week. The bad news is you won’t be getting a TTB episode next week because we have better shit to do than entertain your sorry ass. George Santos was going to sponsor this week’s CRAZY NEWS but he spent all of his money on stilettos and OnlyFans subscriptions. A man in Iowa got in trouble for jerking off in a convenience store called “Kum & Go.” Come on, he was only doing what he was told. https://www.1630kcjj.com/2023/11/17/iowa-city-man-accused-of-masturbating-at-local-convenience-store/ Plumbers around the country are preparing for Brown Friday. It’s like Black Friday only less sickening. https://scrippsnews.com/stories/forget-black-friday-plumbers-prepare-for-brown-friday/ A police chase in Wisconsin ends with a suspect trapped in a port-a-potty. That’s a shitty situation to be in. https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/suspect-ends-up-in-stinky-situation-trapped-in-porta-potty-after-police-chase-in-glendale A Virginia man was arrested after robbing someone at knifepoint with parrots on his shoulders and hat. https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-bird-bandit-suspect-arrested-after-robbing-victim-knifepoint-while-parrots-sat-hat-shoulder A man in Pittsburg was stabbed after repeatedly asking a woman for the TV remote. https://www.wtae.com/article/man-stabbed-after-repeatedly-asking-pittsburgh-woman-for-tv-remote/45764215 A California man was arrested after giving his three young children half a dozen energy drinks before sending them home to their mother. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/police-are-calling-this-man-a-monster-after-it-was-discovered-he-gave-his-3-young-children-half-a-dozen-energy-drinks-each-before-returning-them-to-their-mother/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:50:42

TTB232: Human Code H

11/13/2023
The Two Bobs episode 232 for Monday, November 13, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Plead the 5th – S’More from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/plead-the-5th-smore/ Robert nursed a Dangerous Night Crew IPA from Drekker. https://untp.beer/NbXjA Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have pee delivered to your house. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Ron DeSantis’s high heels. A GrubHub driver who delivered a cup of urine claims it was an accident. That sounds exactly like what a crazy person with a urine fetish would say. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a45709968/grubhub-delivery-cup-of-urine/ A naked man at the DFW Airport covered his shit with TGI Friday’s menus and Twitter had a blast with it. We know what you’re thinking: “TGI Friday’s still exists?” https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/heres-how-the-internet-handled-the-naked-dfw-airport-man-17511129 A Connecticut man was charged with using police lights so he could get to work faster. https://dailyvoice.com/connecticut/norwalk/ct-man-charged-with-using-police-lights-so-he-could-get-to-work-faster/ Apparently shitting in line at Disney World is common and weirdly acceptable. https://www.sfgate.com/disneyland/article/poop-ride-lines-disneyland-disney-world-18465999.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark Florida Man® was caught pooping while trying to rob a boat. It’s good to multitask. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-man-caught-on-camera-pooping-while-trying-to-rob-a-boat A man rubbed peanut butter on his hand before slapping his nut-allergic neighbor in the face. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/man-spreads-peanut-butter-on-his-hands-before-slapping-his-nut-allergic-neighbor-in-the-face/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:07:50

TTB231: Neck Beard Ninja Brigade

10/30/2023
The Two Bobs episode 231 for Monday, October 30, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Oatmeal Cookie from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-oatmeal-cookie/#yes Robert nursed a Barrel-Aged Barlywine from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/gKVdY Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your beer. Just kidding. We’d never do that to beer! Listener Tony texted again, hopefully for the last time. We’re joking, Tony. Keep ‘em coming! This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by far-right insurrectionist, and newly elected Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. God help us. A Spaniard faked over 20 heart attacks to get out of paying restaurant bills. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12648755/amp/Conman-faked-having-heart-attack-bill-Alicante.html A worker at a Chinese brewery was caught peeing into a tank. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tsingtao-brewery-urinating-man_n_6536b17fe4b0c855610221a9 As if Scottish people aren’t creepy enough on their own, this guy dressed as a clown and dared police to find him. https://nypost.com/2023/10/15/scottish-clown-terrifying-town-skelmorlie-dares-police-to-catch-them/ An international student from Vietnam couldn’t wait to go to school in Florida until she realized she’d enrolled at Miami University—in Ohio. Gross. https://www.insider.com/miami-university-ohio-confusion-student-florida-2023-10 Florida Woman® hurled sausage at a gas station employee. https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-hurls-sausage-gas-160203798.html The self-proclaimed leader of the Neck Beard Ninja Brigade was caught stealing cases of Mountain Dew. For a fake ninja he was incredibly easy to catch. https://dailynewsreported.com/philanthropic/self-proclaimed-leader-of-the-neck-beard-ninja-brigade-caught-stealing-cases-of-mt-dew/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:00:14

TTB230: Grandma’s Litter Box

10/16/2023
The Two Bobs episode 230 for Monday, October 16, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale from Lexington Brewing. https://untp.beer/rPDW8 Robert nursed an Apple Crumb from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/yEYxr Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant illicit ED drugs on your person. Robert still doesn’t have a car. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by whatever Mitch McConnell keeps starring at from behind the podium (insert silent pause). Hundreds of vaginas spilled onto a road in Russia. https://nypost.com/2023/10/08/hundreds-of-vagina-plaster-casts-spill-onto-road-after-crash/ A woman in Colorado beat the shit out of a mattress mascot. https://www.durangoherald.com/articles/durango-woman-cited-for-allegedly-attacking-mattress-mascot/ A bunch of Amish were shunned after the latest emergency alert test set off their forbidden cellphones. https://nypost.com/2023/10/07/amish-outed-for-carrying-forbidden-phones-during-emergency-alert/ An elderly Florida Man® from The Villages was arrested for stockpiling illicit Ed drugs. https://www.foxnews.com/us/villages-man-77-faces-hard-time-stockpile-illegal-ed-drugs-retirement-community-feds Grandma just used the litter box and nobody cares. Just let the old broad live whatever short time is left of her life. https://clickhole.com/you-do-you-queen-grandma-just-used-the-litter-box/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:58:42

TTB229: Teddy Bear Kisses

10/2/2023
The Two Bobs episode 229 for Monday, October 2, 2023: What are we drinking? Rob downed an Upland Brewing Teddy Bear Kisses https://uplandbeer.com/beers/teddy-bear-kisses/ Robert enjoyed a Heavy Seas The Great’er Pumpkin https://untp.beer/zOQx Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll take you down to the local coffee shop. Rob had technical difficulties and was late. We're sorry for the inconvenience. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you throwing your Apple Watch into the nearest sorta-john.. Tony sent us a story about a secret soy sauce ingredient that made patrons skin fall off. Why can't the rest of you be as good as Tony?. https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/ A quick drunken trip to the liquor store had a not so surprising ending. https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/dui-driver-tried-to-buy-alcohol-after-crashing-into-north-bay-store-police/ A woman jumped into a crap-filled port-john to get her lost Apple Watch. We'd have left it there. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-gets-stuck-michigan-outhouse-trying-get-apple-watch-police-remin-rcna108067 Some kids lost their electronics privileges and decided to take Mom's car for a joy ride. 200 miles away. https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/23/us/florida-children-steal-mothers-car A man with a zebra fetish goes to his local coffee shop to unwind. https://dailynewsreported.com/smegma/man-caught-masturbating-in-starbucks-to-some-really-strange-videos/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:58:05

TTB228: Vanilla Scalp

9/25/2023
The Two Bobs episode 228 for Monday, September 25, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Scoop Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/vanilla-scoop/ Robert nursed an Air Gourd’n Pumpkin Porter from Solace. https://untp.beer/47a82bf22c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send Hank the Tank to your house. We talked more about nerdy iPhone shit. You’ll live. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as ironic as Lauren Boebert giving a handy in a theatre while preaching that schools are grooming kids. Hank the Tank, made famous on a prior TTB episode (see TTB175: Suitcase Getaway), has been captured near Lake Tahoe. https://www.npr.org/2023/08/07/1192455516/hank-the-tank-bear-lake-tahoe A Krispy Kreme truck in Alaska was invaded by bears. That’s unsurprisingly the only newsworthy thing to happen that day in Alaska. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/19/Krispy-Kreme-van-bears-Alaska/8351695143277/ Florida Man® was arrested by trying to run on water from Florida to London using a makeshift inflatable hamster wheel. Apparently, you’re not supposed to do that. https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-after-trying-to-run-from-florida-to-london-in-a-makeshift-hamster-wheel-12956130 A woman in North Dakota was arrested after kicking a police office in the butt. https://www.kxnet.com/crime-tracker/minot-woman-arrested-for-kicking-police-officers-butt-literally/ Pepperidge Farm has finally announced that it’s okay to pour milk on your Goldfish Crackers and eat them like cereal if you’ve recently lost a kid, or something. https://clickhole.com/laying-down-the-law-pepperidge-farm-has-announced-that-its-fine-to-pour-milk-on-your-goldfish-crackers-and-eat-them-like-cereal-if-youve-recently-lost-a-kid-or-something-but-otherwi/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:01:26

TTB227: EasyJet Escapade

9/18/2023
The Two Bobs episode 227 for Monday, September 18, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Banana! from DuClaw. https://duclaw.com/beers/sweet-baby-banana/ Robert nursed a Farmhouse Pumpkin from Hardywood. https://untappd.com/b/hardywood-park-craft-brewery-farmhouse-pumpkin/80139 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll invite all the local bears over your house for hard seltzers. It’s iPhone upgrade time! We talked about it way longer than you want to hear about it. With any luck, Robert has trimmed it down for you. Every once in a great while, a CRAZY NEWS segment comes along and changes your life forever. This isn’t one of them. Florida Man® lost his shit on a crew burying cables near his lawn. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article279207934.html Two passengers having a good time (sexually) in an airplane lavatory were caught when a flight attendant opened the door. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12505057/EasyJet-cabin-crew-catch-two-passengers-having-sex-plane-toilet.html A three-legged Florida Bear® broke into a family’s fridge and drank their White Claws. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/09/06/3-legged-bear-swigs-white-claw-seltzers-from-lake-mary-familys-fridge-report/ Paw Patrol snacks were recalled after it was discovered that a link posted on the packaging led to a porn web site. There’s no better time to learn the birds and the bees than while eating tasty snacks! https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/05/Lidl-Paw-Patrol-snacks-recalled-explicit-website/5041693944429/ A feature build into the new iPhone 15 will let users know when it’s time to throw it into the sea. Cue Phil Schiller’s infamous “Can’t innovate anymore, my ass!” line. https://clickhole.com/awesome-apple-has-announced-that-the-iphone-15-will-notify-you-when-its-time-to-throw-it-into-the-sea/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:51:58

TTB226: Coitus Coupon

9/11/2023
The Two Bobs episode 226 for Monday, September 11, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Cup Devil Dog from Roak. https://untp.beer/NnY6 Robert nursed a Blueberry Boyfriend from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/vl7O Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll shit on your next flight. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is insane. Like, Ron DeSantis running for president insane. It’s THAT bad! A trans-Atlantic flight was diverted back to the U.S. after a passenger shit all over the plane. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/atlanta-delta-diarrhea-biohazard-barcelona-emergency-landing.amp A Vegas brothel offered a discount to Utah residents. https://nypost.com/2023/08/30/nevada-brothel-offers-discount-to-residents-of-utah/ The number of people hospitalized for sticking shit in their rectum is staggering. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12453275/american-foreign-object-rectum-national-institute-health.html A Missouri man showed his penis to a bunch of strangers at a hotel. Apparently, you’re not supposed to do that. https://www.kmov.com/2023/08/28/man-accused-exposing-himself-sunset-hills-hotel/ A doctor charging $1,000 for a single Tylenol said it’s been hard making ends meet ever since the Fentanyl crackdown. https://dailynewsreported.com/uncategorized/doctor-charged-a-1000-for-a-single-tylenol-he-says-its-been-hard-making-ends-meet-after-the-fentanyl-crackdown/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:00:57:06

TTB225: Hot Dog Straw

9/4/2023
The Two Bobs episode 225 for Monday, September 4, 2023: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed The Headless Gourdsman from Founders. Robert was angry he didn’t get any. https://untp.beer/6BOV3 Robert nursed a Hello Newman Hazy IPA from Mustang Sally. https://untp.beer/zLKp2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll burn your house down using tortilla chips. Robert had a bad week. Oscar Mayer made a hot dog straw, which quickly sold out. Damnit. https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/oscar-mayer-free-hot-dog-straws/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like Mitch McConnell standing at a podium: It starts out fine but everyone is just waiting for things to take a turn. Florida Man® was attacked by his ex-wife, who apparently still lives with him, with his own CPAP. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/cpap-battery-750362 A woman in Missouri was arrested after burning a house down using a spicy tortilla chip. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/woman-burns-house-spicy-chip-b2398847.html Florida Man® wearing an “I’m the reason the beer’s always gone” T-shirt was arrested on DUI charges. https://cbs12.com/news/local/james-rix-jr-florida-man-arrested-for-dui-wearing-im-the-reason-the-beers-always-gone-t-shirt-marion-oaks-manor-ocala-marion-county-sheriffs-office-august-23-2023 A man in Indiana was arrested for driving a Power Wheels Jeep in the street while intoxicated. https://www.wthitv.com/news/vincennes-man-arrested-for-driving-a-power-wheels-jeep-in-the-street-while-intoxicated/article_d1c3b0ba-4286-11ee-9170-1bd3932a3e33.html A woman with an unhealthy PSL addiction held up a Starbucks at gunpoint. https://dailynewsreported.com/hamoney/woman-addicted-to-pumpkin-spice-holds-up-a-starbucks/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

Duration:01:04:09