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Toe on the Trigger

Comedy

Your toe's on the trigger. We're here to keep you from pulling it.

Location:

San Diego, CA

Description:

Your toe's on the trigger. We're here to keep you from pulling it.

Language:

English


Episodes
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TotTP Episode 107 – Hung Like a One Day Old

2/26/2018
Daniel, C3K and Mike are back. This episode was released a bit late; but the gist of it is: The TotT crew has all the answers to the problems plaguing the world . . . As always If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you! Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous? Then skip the Salvation Army and help...

Duration:01:30:44

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TotTP Episode 106 – They Probably Don’t Stink

1/20/2018
After a long holiday, Daniel is back in studio. Just getting over the flu, he sits with C3K and discusses parenting fears, shitty family holidays, C3K's business ventures; which involves butt stains and creepy online men. The show wraps up with the downfall of radio and some words on moving forward. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or...

Duration:01:13:43

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TotTP Episode 105 – Gorilla Fistin’ It

12/21/2017
C3K, Mike, and Trini-T join Daniel in studio for this Christmas episode. Mike came in a special costume to help spread holiday cheer. Daniel had some bad news recently, but it doesn't keep him from feeling festive as fuck. Later in the show, they give gifts, cards, and pleasantries. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail....

Duration:01:13:42

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TotTP Episode 104 -Tilted Colon

11/22/2017
A full house in the Toe on the Trigger studio: Mike, C3K, and Niquole. It's C3K's birthday, and it is bittersweet for her. No one likes to get older, and some people just get downright depressed by it. They talk about shit techniques, and C3K's tilted colon. In Michigan, it has been made illegal to have buttsex and oral sex. How will they enforce this? After the break, they discuss the depravity of humanity. John from BrandX is getting all the credit for a bit that Daniel originally found,...

Duration:01:15:59

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TotTP Episode 103 – What Up, My Knitter

11/14/2017
On this week's show, Daniel, Mike and Courtney are back together after a few weeks off. They discuss all the celebrity rape allegations, as well as other topics to drive liberals crazy. Fat shaming, Black Lives Matter. The whole gambit!. After the break, the crew discusses prostitutes and Mexican strippers. And, Courtney brags about her vast knowledge about Mike. Finally, do you think Courtney can stay away from alcohol? Weigh in! If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget...

Duration:01:18:25

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TotTP Episode 102 -There’s a Line, It’s Squiggly

10/24/2017
On this week's show, Daniel is joined in studio by Mike Morado and Courtney 3000. They discuss proper condolence card etiquette, sex doll rape, "muffing" trannies, Halloween beliefs; and finally whether Daniel and Mike are sociopaths. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you! Wanna Help us out?...

Duration:01:21:05

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TotTP Episode 101 -I Don’t Do Acid . . . Unless it’s on Accident

10/10/2017
On this episode, Daniel drops some news about his life in the last six weeks. His new relationship, his night time bladder problems; run-ins with police . . . There is also talks of conspiracies and false flags. Mike is a drug addict, and other shenanigans. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!...

Duration:01:13:05

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TotTP Episode 100 - Daniel and Mike Go Pro

8/23/2017
On this 100th episode. we have a special returning guest. Courtney wraps up the Bum Wine Challenge, and there's a small exchange of pleasantries. #bwg_container1_0 { display: table; /*visibility: hidden;*/ } #bwg_container1_0 * { -moz-user-select: none; -khtml-user-select: none; -webkit-user-select: none; -ms-user-select: none; user-select: none; } #bwg_container1_0 #bwg_container2_0 .bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_0 { background-color: #000000; width: 800px; height: 500px; } #bwg_container1_0...

Duration:01:20:50

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TotTP Episode 099 -Braille Your Way Through Life

8/15/2017
This week Niquole is back with Daniel and Courtney3000. Courtney gets a fair bit tipsy on Wild Irish Rose. The discussion starts with a psycho girlfriend with way too many rules, and ends with a know-nothing male feminist writer who can't spell sex. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you! Wanna...

Duration:01:16:39

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TotTP Episode 098 – Three and a Halfsome

8/1/2017
This week Daniel is joined again by the lovely Courtney3000, and returning guest Trini-T. It's part two of the bum wine challenge, and this week the drink of choice is Cisco. It may be a little more infamous than advertised, but that may be because the girls shared it. But, it did make for some loopy conversation about drinking, three and a halfsomes, and some great relationship wisdom. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions,...

Duration:01:08:05

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TotTP Episode 097 – I Swallowed the Dead

7/26/2017
It has begun! The bum wine challenge. Part one of the challenge features the infamous Mad Dog 20/20. Courtney takes the challenge like a champ and manages to finish the whole bottle through the course of the episode. But, not before throwing Daniel under the bus and voicing her opinions on various topics.Tune in for the continuation of the challenge in weeks ahead. #bwg_container1_3 #bwg_container2_3 .bwg-container-3.bwg-standard-thumbnails { width: 904px; justify-content: center; margin:0...

Duration:00:52:39

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TotTP Episode 096 – The Other Side of the Microphone

7/20/2017
This week Daniel took over Everyone has a Podcast with host Adam. They discuss polarization in American politics and the division in the nation. Daniel schools Adam on San Diego living, and the hardships of hating young adults. Finally, they wrap up the show with some thoughts on the 2017 dating scene. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or...

Duration:01:02:53

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TotTP Episode 095 – Suck Dick to Stay White

7/12/2017
Courtney3000 and Niquole join Daniel in studio. Niquole shares about her butt hungry doctor. They delve into their inner prejudices and ask whether or not they're racist; only to discover that Daniel may be the racist. After the break, Courtney shares some of her feelings on being single, and Daniel turns into a Mopy Marvin about the direction of the show. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button. Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even...

Duration:01:14:06

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TotTP Episode 094 – The Dykiest Man I’ve Ever Seen

7/4/2017
Courtney3000 is back this week, and it is a new chapter for both Daniel and Courtney. Courtney is now single after a breakup with her boyfriend of 4 years, and she's handling it fairly well. Meanwhile, Daniel is embarking on a new career journey . . . . A voyage through the skies. Courtney has also been delving into new career paths. Some of which include, cuddling and nude modeling. One gig even entailed that she let the Dykiest Man she'd ever seen to lowkey fuck her. This segues into a...

Duration:01:00:13

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TotTP Episode 093 – Princesses Need to Learn to Suck Too

6/27/2017
This week on Toe on the Trigger, Daniel is joined again by the lovely Niquole and new guest Trin-I-T. They discuss whether or not you have to inform someone that you are transgender before you hook up with them. Is it a form of rape if you don't tell someone due to informed consent. The discussion turned to parental rights on the sexuality of their children. The first half closes with a discussion on accepted norms in societies and how it's getting to be out of control. Pedophiles want...

Duration:01:08:34

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TotTP Episode 092 – Shit Blood and Cum

6/20/2017
This week, Daniel is joined again by Courtney3000 and brand new guest: Niquole. The trio discusses Niquole’s current relationship with past TotT veteran Eriq “Shaft” Johnson. Apparently, Eriq is an ass man, and Niquole being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, gave Eriq her ass for the first time. She goes into - probably too much - detail about how her first two experiences went. Before the break, the crew discusses a topic written by a feminist taking the stance that people who sleep...

Duration:01:22:16

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TotTP Episode 091 – Courtney, You Rascal

6/6/2017
After a small hiatus from the show, we learn that Daniel had an episode in the bag; but through a rookie mistake had deleted it. What he did manage to produce was decently prepared piece that Courtney had provided him. Her phone number had previously belonged to an online escort, and she had been getting weird voicemails for quite some time. Of these voicemails were one from a man named Jerry. We decided to give Jerry a call. Out of all the porn on the internet, fidget spinner porn is now a...

Duration:00:55:05

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TotTP Episode 090 – Shit and Suicide

5/23/2017
Daniel is joined again by the Courtney3000, and the first order of business is about fan thoughts on Courtney. Love her or hate her; she isn’t going very far for very long. But, if you do want to tell her how you feel about her, feel free to call the hotline or email the show. She is open to all of your opinions. The feminists are attacking again. This time the enemy is the beard. A hair stylist is dying her husband’s beard to reflect the colors of a unicorn. Of course, sometimes the pussy...

Duration:01:05:15

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TotTP Episode 089 -Is Herpes a Demon?

5/9/2017
Daniel is joined once again by the Courtney3000. The show starts off with a bad omen when Daniel has a problem with the local coffee machine. After airing their coffee grievances, the show begins. Courtney's newest venture of selling panties has broadened her career path into making pornettes with her boyfriend. It will take her some time to get her vagina to look just right. Courtney decides to be good to the listeners. If you want some videos of the one and only Courtney3000, inquire by...

Duration:00:59:58

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TotTP Episode 088 – Blowjob . . . No Rice, No Beans

5/3/2017
Daniel is joined by previous cohost, Courtney3000. Courtney discusses the reason why she left the show for so long, and Daniel tried to boost her morale to keep her coming back so that is job of finding cohosts can be minimized. Right out of the gate, Daniel figures he'll stir the pot by sharing an article done by some feminist at Cosmopolitan arguing against ever giving blowjobs. Cosmopolitan writer Hannah Smothers does her best to convince Courtney how blowjobs are terrible, and that she...

Duration:01:02:20