Tournamental

World War I was sad. So was World War II. But if our predictions are accurate, World War III will be a hilarious romp. What will the battlefields of the future look like, and who will be key players? You better strap on your podcasting bonnets to find out! THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Gal Qaeda. The Dogs of War. Apes. Kim Jong-Cinq. Die-go Luna. Lieutenant Colonel Beavers Kirkpatrick. Carlos Slim Jim. Bill Paxton’s bloated corpse. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS:

Move over, Valentine’s Day! This February, Tournamental is delving into Black History Month. [Insert witty, sensitive, universally affirming joke here]. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Denzel George Foreman Washington Carver. Idris Elba as James Bond. Nash’s infant son. Tricky Minaj. Dog Dog Frog Dog. Venus and Serena Williams — Banjo Kazooied. Wyatt Privilege. Donald Trump’s conception of who Frederick Douglass is. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS:

Happy 2019! Ring in the new year with some old acquaintances that should definitely not be forgot — your Tournamental Podcast pals! Grab some mistletoe and some yule (wait, that was the last holiday), and snuggle in for the best podcast episode 2019 has to offer (so far). THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Two thousand 19-year-olds. Cam, if he had followed through with all of his past New Years resolutions. A personal train. Zooey Deschanel in a ballgown. Very Oldman. JJ Macho Hancho. Auld Lang...

This is it. Don't get scared now. Pour yourself a little nog and slice yourself a little hog, because it's time to *~chill~* out with the merriest, jolliest ol' Christmas special you ever stuffed into your merry, jolly ol' brains, you little Christmas miracles. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: The Sticky Bandits. The Pain Deer. The Bisons By Night. Kevin McAlister, 20 years later. Wing Crosby. Ratvent calendar. The girl who ate the bagel next to Cameron. Frosty the Blow Man. THIS EPISODE'S...

What are some things from your past you'd like to forget forever? In this episode, we discuss several pop culture references that have no business taking up space in our memory banks. So we're talking about them . . . for the last time. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Al Borland. Pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog. Pharrell's big hat. Small Soldiers. Will Smith's current children. Rayman. Two girls one cup. Godzilla on rollerblades. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS:

We're back! We made 124 episodes, rested for 23 months (to observe the metric Sabbath), and now it's time to turn mental once again . . . . . . in this extra spooky Halloween episode! Subscribe on iTunes. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Halloween Winslow family. Boo Bee. Big Boo Radley. A spicy ghost. Battered batter bats bat batter. Jay Jameson: Do Not Resuscitate. Franklinstein. Edward Scissor Hams. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS:

But don't freak out! We'll be back, hot and fresh, before you know it. So everybody just settle down, okay?

But don’t freak out! We’ll be back, hot and fresh, in 2017. So everybody just settle down, okay?

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: A Denzeleidoscope. The line from Tetris. A bag of nuclear submarines. All 10 seasons of The Big Bang Theory on VHS. Mario Farty. Whoopsy Jay Z’s. The Thunderbirds. Pope Jope Pope the Opal. Tony the hot dog guy. The cast of Duck Tails. Blaine Christie. A guy dressed up as Bambi. Cake-a-doodle-doo. Dorothy in a tank. Scooby Don’t. Rubber Baby Bungee Jumper. THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: A group of tiny scary clowns. The bare Mitch project. Skele-Tom-Selleck. Ouija board. Polterscheiss. The Ghost Thrusters. A spooky carnival soothsayer. Centipede human. A chorus line of dancing skeletons. A fussy mom ghost. Feather Face. Did that suit of armor just move? Probably Captain Hook or something. Sinister Snake. Death on rollerblades. A babe in an ill-conceived sexy Bert costume. THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: A group of tiny scary clowns. The bare Mitch project. Skele-Tom-Selleck. Ouija board. Polterscheiss. The Ghost Thrusters. A spooky carnival soothsayer. Centipede human. A chorus line of dancing skeletons. A fussy mom ghost. Feather Face. Did that suit of armor just move? Probably Captain Hook or something. Sinister Snake. Death on rollerblades. A babe in an ill-conceived sexy Bert costume. THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: A Hapless Malaysia Airlines Public Relations Expert. The Biking. Nicolas KGB. The Cokey Monster. The Pubermench. Bear Bones Barry Bonds Bearing Bearer Bonds. The Flaming Guitarist from Mad Max. Twice-ems. Ganapati. Spider-Man Waist-Deep in Chocolate Pudding. Fugitive Monopoly Man. The Humour Tumor. Laura Ingalls Wildling. Bald Ego (Donald Trump as an eagle). The Truth Sandwich. THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Donald Trump shot in the face. Bare Bones Barry Bonds Baring Barer Bonds. Diggity Dango Babinski Ping Pong Face. A Nine Foot Pile of Beans. Optimus Pride. The Light Packer Heat Packing Punk Pecking Pelican. Leon Wetlegs Purcell. Overhead Bin Laden. The Church of Ladder Jay Snakes. Chocolate Wifi. The Cokey Monster. Gollum with the One Ring to Rule the Mall. Klaxon the baby with the Civil War Era Pistol. Mango Unchained. Dumpster Clown. The Hounds From the...

THIS WEEK'S CHARACTERS: M. Night Shamonalan. John Handcock. A Pod of Serial Killer Whales. Dr. Phantasmo. Hickory Dickory Cock. All the Gold Medalists. Crazy Horse. Diarrea Dog from Spooky Buddies. Cheese Wizard. Hulk Hogan Sculpted from Play Dough. Aunty Beans. Your Boss. Haz Matt. Nash glued into a gorilla suit. A cool little snowy owl. Tony Almeida. THIS WEEK'S BATTLE SCENARIOS: 1. Crazy Cosmo Sex Tips Part II. 2. Who would you rather have as your imaginary friend? 3. Who would win...

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: Missed connection: birdseed lady at No Frills. Ebony seeks ivory! Foot rub Jason. Missed connection: hot dog w/ cheese PNE brown guy. A pair of crystal pineapples. Unwanted animals. A 1940’s-era vintage rummoli game. 2 recorders. $4 Amish books. A $3,000 roller. A lifelike Siberian tiger replica. 185 winter cat huts. The super flowers of sisters. A melted Barbara Ann Scott doll. A $69,000 front-end loader. A $50,100 collection of ceremonial knives. THIS...

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Truckasaurus Rex. The Pied Piper. No Neck Nash. Professor Pockets. Haley Atwell with a Shotgun. That Dumb Moriarty. Zombie Shamwow Guy. The Emotionator. Abe Froman. Blapso the Clown Gone Corporate. Darth Brooks. Bambie As Is. The Tedmonator. Horny Von Cornington. Baby Putin. Nickle with a Talking Beaver. THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS: 1. Who would you rather have as your implement of survival? 2. Who would you rather have as the back half of your horse...

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: 100 naked Japanese men. Kamikaze Fozzy. Human tie-foon. Lucky the monkey. Codzilla. The karate goat. Feliz-tsunami-da. Hiro Nakamura. Geisha Danny DeVito. G-shin. Goku. Anpanman. SLIM (Smart Lander for Investigating Moon). Kazan. Doraemon. THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS: Who would win the following outrageous Japanese game show?Who would you rather have perform hara-kiri on you?Whose butt would you rather have to wipe (which is really a thing in sumo)?Who...

This Episode's Characters: KaFooLoo. Taffy Smothered Taylor Swift. The Lechador. Hansel and Klarp Klarp. Pennywise. You with a crows and Bose hose. The Lunchador. Boo Rad Bee. Yacko, Wacko, and Dot. John Wilkes Actual Booth. Lukador. Spl**ge McF*ck. Karen who is DTF. Straight Chimpin'. Jane Lynchador. Eight hammerhead sharks taped together. This Episode's Battle Scenarios: 1. Eight questions based on internet personality quizzes. 2. Who would you rather sail around the world on? 3....

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: Jesus Pieces. Punches Malone. Orchids on a poor kid. Fitness Frida. Jay under mouse arrest. Everybody hates Jay. Canine Cam. A military-sized drum of dental tape. Simon Says. Catty caddy cat Kat. The Great Calamari. The Masked Magician. Pin Cushion Perry. Horse in a tube. Chicken Niblets. THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS: Who would win at the following lyric from “Lose Yourself” by Eminem?Who would win as a science fair project?Who would win in a fight on a...