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Two Star Podcast

Comedy

It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.

Location:

United Kingdom

Description:

It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 283 – Piss Chat

2/27/2024
In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.

Duration:00:52:20

Episode 281 – Gonad The Barbarian

2/27/2024
In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse’s corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn’t really listening.

Duration:01:15:13

Episode 280 – David Cameron: The Whole Hog

2/27/2024
In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats plain yoghurt, Graham plans how to sacrifice himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food from the canapé table into his face and Adam believes he knows how to build an escalator.

Duration:01:08:25

Episode 279 – No Wanking And You Die In Your 30s

2/26/2024
In which our heroes frame Graham for murder. Daniel makes some banana bread like it’s 2020, Graham remembers an obscure 80s film and Chris has all food ruined for him by some nerds. This one also just cuts off at the end, still don’t know why.

Duration:00:46:41

Episode 285 – Dungeons & Dragons & A Surprising Amount of Fucking

1/25/2024
In which our heroes are halved. Adam waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3 and Dan waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3. Suffice it to say if you haven’t yet finished the game (and intend to), you probably don’t want to listen to this until you have because we spoil … Continue reading Episode 285 – Dungeons & Dragons & A Surprising Amount of Fucking →

Duration:01:44:14

Episode 278 – Free Vapes & a Bumbag

1/12/2024
In which our heroes celebrate Friendship Month. Adam has become marriaged, Daniel has bankrupted Birmingham council and Graham considers getting an indentured servant. For some reason it just ends abruptly, no idea why.

Duration:00:42:54

Episode 277 – Project SpadStag

1/9/2024
In which our heroes talk about Adam’s stag do. Graham makes an amazing spreadsheet, Chris buys a new car and Daniel becomes a Boomer. If you would like to view the spreadsheet with all the scores from the actual Stag in it, it’s here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11-YFweSPBb1NG9JX06M6A_g6kNBK8rxbYSTbbsaGciM/edit?usp=sharing The points allocations per event are different because I applied … Continue reading Episode 277 – Project SpadStag →

Duration:01:22:37

Episode 282 – Nul Point for Mr Mercer

12/30/2023
In which our heroes eventually get round to reviewing their 2023 predictions and make some new ones about 2024. Not before discussing the socio-religious importance of circumcision and also orgy logistics.

Duration:01:48:37

Episode 276 – Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

12/15/2023
In which our heroes talk about loads of stuff. Adam has invasive bum surgery, Chris has a horrible new job, Graham has been speeding again and Daniel receives some disturbing mail.

Duration:01:00:19

Episode 274 – Light Bum Duties

6/30/2023
In which our heroes talk about their physical health. Adam has an MOT, Chris buys some Marmite, Daniel has a Sliding Doors moment and Graham uncovers a huge conspiracy around Ploughman’s lunches in Stratford-upon-Avon.

Duration:01:10:35

Episode 273 – Jodcast Jepisode

6/28/2023
In which our heroes discuss wearing all-denim to a wedding. Adam rules out having an all-denim theme at his wedding, Graham plays Zelda and Dan laughs at Nadine Dorries.

Duration:00:43:08

Episode 272 – Unwise But Not Illegal

6/15/2023
In which our heroes welcome back their disgraced colleague. Graham prepares to go on a stag do, Chris makes up a story about Richard Burton, Adam hosts a Branston pickle quiz and Dan remains delightfully bewildered by everything.

Duration:01:20:33

Episode 271 – The Curse Of Sooty

6/2/2023
In which our heroes talk about children’s television presenters & puppets. Dan kills a listener with his sword, Adam attempts to doxx Dan and Graham libels Philip Schofield again. (Note: this was recorded before Schofield confessed to everything, so actually it’s not libel, it’s all provably true.)

Duration:00:59:37

Episode 270 – Aged 60 Days

5/26/2023
In which our heroes libel Philip Schofield. Graham starts a new job, Adam becomes a soft porn model and Dan makes an exciting, late, drunk cameo.

Duration:00:56:58

Episode 269 – LL Cool D

5/19/2023
In which our heroes review the Coronation & the Miami GP opening ceremony and discuss God’s management style. Graham starts a new job, Adam has a made up game and Dan is a great guy who everyone loves.

Duration:01:02:24

Episode 268 – A Massive Whitey

5/19/2023
In which our heroes tell a cautionary tale about drugs. Graham leaves his job, Dan trains as a consultant and Adam forgets his #content

Duration:00:42:19

Episode 267 – Decline in Thinking Skills

4/4/2023
In which our heroes consider the merits of a London Monopoly pub crawl. Graham reveals a shocking truth about women, Dan posts a fish through his boss’s letterbox and Chris is diagnosed with an accute brain condition.

Duration:01:12:51

Episode 266 – Episode 21 Part 2

4/3/2023
In which our heroes have been left unattended again. They revisit the conversation topics from the last debacle, Dan stans Bill Cosby & R Kelly and Graham simps for Taylor Swift & Hanson.

Duration:00:51:31

Episode 265 – Bum Health Special

3/14/2023
In which our heroes look bumward. Adam has a colonoscopy, Dan says colonoscopies are cool, Graham reads up on polyps and Chris visits a psych ward.

Duration:01:01:39

Episode 264 – Mans Got Bare Skills

3/14/2023
In which our heroes update their wills. Chris and Dan eat 20 plants (each), Graham quits his job and Adam starts a new one.

Duration:00:58:35