Jon Holmes on Radio X

Despite it being absolutely great, we are please to announced that Jon Holmes podcast has not died this week. On the podcast this week actor Matthew 'Longbottom' Lewis, Dave Berry and new feature Trivial Pur-Sutra!

Come gather round and sit cross legged as an elderly man reads aloud from The Jon Holmes Show on Radio X. Or, if it’s easier, just listen to this podcast. On this week, we create our on ideas for Partwork Magazines, we are let down by a Sugar babe and Vexen LeCrowley returns for another Thought For The Day For Satanists.

You lucky people. Because we’ve been working our arses off 7 days-a-week filling in for one Chris Moyles, we’ve said so much inane drivel on the radio recently that we’ve amassed enough nonsense for an extra bonus podcast! On this bonus extra podcast thing, Mother Goose is on the 12 Kays Of Quizmas, Jingle Chat and a joke where the punchline is “… free prawn crackers”. Normal podcast service will resume this Sunday!

Imagine if you will the Breakfast Show equivalent of the Environmental Agency and now imagine they have built insufficient defences allowing The Jon Holmes Show to burst its banks and flood your computer or handheld device with highlights from the show. Seeping into your homes are The 12 Kays Of Quizmas (too complicated to explain here), A Galaxy Far Far Away (same again) and Con-Descending (FFS do we have any features that easily make sense?!).

Right. Here’s your bloody podcast. Happy now? Well you should be because it’s both excellent and free. The best bits from Weekend 12 of Jon Holmes on Radio X has been allowed in to your device, just like how Muslims are still allowed into the USA (correct at the time of the podcast being published). New feature this week in the shape of The Suggestion Box, plus old classics such as Alco-Vox Pops, Box Office Balls and also some important news regarding Paid Intern Cornelius’s love life.

Hello there, rumour has it that you have 47 minutes and 20 seconds of silence in your life to fill and boy do we have the answer. Its our podcast, all the best bits of The Weekend Breakfast Show on Radio X, unless of course you consider the music or adverts the best bit. On this week’s podcast more of your Trust Issues, High Priest Vexen LeCrowley is back with another Thought For The Day For Satanists and also a great chat about shopping centres in the UK.

Podcast 10! That’s right! 10! Double digits. And what better way is there to celebrate this landmark podcast than by listening to it? Just in case you’re a new listener, just to bring you up to speed, Jon looks a bit like Dom Joly in his Radio X photo, Paid Intern Cornelius is not good at reading or speaking and Dave Berry ***** **** *** ** strippers. On this week’s podcast comedian Justin Moorhouse, Alco-Vox Pops, Con-Descending and a reasonable amount more!

reetings internet fellow and welcome to what has been accused of being The Radio X Weekend Breakfast Podcast with Jon Holmes. This week Paid Intern hosted a fundraising race night for his scout group and Jon and Dave sent him along with a little dare. Also a podcast debut for the 20 Second Showcase where we play 20 seconds of music demos sent in without previously listening to them (jon@radiox.co.uk if you’d like some radio airplay). Plus a load of the usual nonsense.

Hello and welcome to what the critics are already calling "Episode 7 of The Radio X Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes". I'm not going to go on about the other things they say about the show as we don't want to damage Ginger Producer Dave's self-confidence. On the podcast this week we ask you the listener which celebrity's mum have you met, sad habits, box office balls and two lots of Alco-Vox Pops.

Do you remember back in 2006 when it was 'Chico Time'? Well fast-forward to now and you'll find it is 'The Radio X Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes Time'. On the podcast this week movie film star Nicholas Hoult plays a game of Band or Name For Street Drug, Ricky Wilson helps us complete a push for the station's podcast and Ginger Producer Dave's intentions with a girl are revealed on air.

And here you will find a Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast which has been carefully hand-crafted by the Paid Intern Cornelius, a rising star in radio production who is certain to go on to big things and is also writing this really quite arrogant podcast summary. On the podcast this week, we ask what the worst thing a house guest of yours has ever done, we discuss wholly inappropiate toys, Lazy PR makes a triumphant return and we discuss the (lack of) fan mail the show receives.

And just like Boris Johnson crashes into a small Japanese child, the Radio X Weekend Breakfast podcasts comes clattering into the internet. For those who are reading this in the future, the week this podcast was released, London Mayor Boris Johnson knocked over a child whilst playing touch rugby in Japan. This was before he became Prime Minister or the UK and then Supreme Over-Lord of Earth. On the podcast this week, comedian Brett Goldstein plays a game of Band or Super-Villian, Jon reveals...

It is advised that you consult your doctor before consuming this podcast. The recommended dose is one episode a week for ages 14+. Ingredients include Jon Holmes, Ginger Producer Dave, Paid Intern Cornelius, Sad Habits, Box Office Balls, Alcovoxpops, Dead Or Alive and cinnamon. Please be warned that possible side-effects of this podcast include hair-loss, skin reactions, crippling pain and Vernon Kay.

It's time to face the music! Well it's not really. In fact the total opposite due to legal restraints that means we've had to take the music out of the podcast. I think you hear a few seconds of the opening riff of Sweet Child O' Mine at one point, but don't go telling Axl Slash or whatever his name is. In this week's podcast, Box Office Balls, Con-descending, Alco-Vox Pops and another game of Tourist Top Trumps. Tune in on Radio X Weekend Mornings from 6.30 - 10.00am.

Hello and goodbye forever! This week’s episode marks the end of the infamous XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes as the new shiny Radio X comes fourth. Now before the tears begin to spew from your face, let’s remember the good times, the bad times and of course, the crude times. To round everything off in style, we bring you the mighty breaking of Marcus Mumford’s Banjo String, a final thought for Satanists, the Denegation game and an exclusive from with the Woolwich Ferry Documentary. The...

Welcome along to another dose of Breakfast nonsense with Jon Holmes and his podcast! It might have been a slightly shorter week for most, but that hasn’t stopped us proving why we’re the 179th most popular podcast on iTunes! This week… We played a game of 'Some Mumfords Do Ave ‘Em’, courtesy of producer Simon’s uncanny impression of Frank Spencer (from Some Mothers Do Ave ‘Em, obviously). We also went big (possibly too big) on pooh-sticks, and finally we brought you some deliciously dismal...

Welcome along to another fun-packed edition of The XFM Breakfast Show podcast! Please take your shoes off at the door. This week, we heard far too much about Jon’s new book (out now, as if you didn’t know!) with a bespoke game of ‘Holmes From Holmes'. Matt Dyson also showed us his ‘little fella’, and we delved headfirst into an epic debate on how to pronounce London dialling codes… LBC must be crapping themselves. Enjoy! The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes | Weekdays 6- 10am | 104.9FM

Welcome one and all to the famous (not that famous) XFM Breakfast Show podcast with Jon Holmes! In this week’s jam-packed edition, you’ll be happy to hear we’re joined by Kasabian’s Tom Meighan (he burns his lip on some coffee), where he talks a little bit about this years’ V Festival. We also discuss a bit of chaff news that some may say shouldn’t even really call itself news with the inclusion of Nicki Minaj’s bum. Also we’ve thrown in a few games including Toddler Pops and ‘Band Or…...

This week's podcast is short but sweet - much like its host - but don't let that put you off as it packs a mighty punch (much like its host if you call him short and sweet). There's a visit from friend of the show Simon Pegg who reveals he has a sad habit, we discover a new voice for The X Factor and use everyday words as swear words. So for flux sake, sit back and enjoy the epping podcast. You complete Jenga! The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes | Weekdays 6- 10am | 104.9FM

Hold on to your hats as you're about to be blown away by Episode 126 of the XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes. This week we're joined by Jake Gyllenhall and Frank Turner, and we then find out what Gwyneth Paltrow gets up to with a steam cleaner and her downstairs area.. Go wild. The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes | Weekdays 6- 10am | 104.9FM