Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Anna’s SON got into a FIGHT with another BOY in the neighborhood, and the FIGHTING KIDS led to FIGHTING PARENTS! Rog, the other boy’s DAD, calls Anna to say her SON may have STARTED IT, but he’s here to FINISH IT! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Molly got a new MERCEDES, but the DEALERSHIP gave her the wrong LICENSE PLATE, so the COPS thought she STOLE IT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING customer service rep, calls to ask Molly to RATE her SERVICE and to CHARGE her some extra HIDDEN FEES too! How much of Dean’s CRAP will Molly TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martha has 7 HORSES on her 5-ACRE PROPERTY and they all have plenty of ROOM and plenty of HAY, or so she THOUGHT! Rog, the RUDE Humane Society REP, calls Martha to let her know owning 5 ACRES means you can ONLY have 5 HORSES! So, either she EVACUATES 2 of her EQUINES FAST or Rog will be RUSTLING them HIMSELF! Will Martha be able to HOLD all her HORSES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James used a CHECK to pay for a TRUCK REPAIR, but the SHOP says they never GOT IT, and he’s been FIGHTING it for WEEKS! Well, Rog, the SENSITIVE sales rep, calls James to try and sort things out, but James is not feeling very COOPERATIVE! Will this call bring TEARS to YOUR eyes, or ROG’S?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark’s EX left him some FURNITURE that’s getting REPOSSESSED! Well, Dean, Mark’s LANDLORD, calls to say the REPO guys are here for the FURNITURE, but after hearing about DEADBEAT MARK, Dean’s thinking of adding an EVICTION to Mark’s REPOSSESSION! Will Mark have a POT to PEE IN after Dean’s done with him?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karen has been FIGHTING a HOSPITAL BILL for 7 MONTHS, and the DOCS even called a COLLECTION AGENCY on her! Well, Dean, calling from desk 842, is here to listen, in DETAIL, to ALL of Karen’s problems…And then completely IGNORE them and demand she SHUT UP and PAY UP! Will this call put Karen BACK in the HOSPITAL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance’s NEW HARLEY is ORDERED, on the WAY, and he’s ready to RIDE! Well, Rog, the SLIMY SALESMAN, calls Lance to say his BIKE got WRECKED during an ACCIDENT while in ROUTE, but not to WORRY, there will only be a SHORT DELAY of 8 MONTHS before they can get ANOTHER ONE to him! Will Lance have to BUST some HEADS to get his BUSTED BIKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Regina’s COMPUTER was BUSTED so she sent it away for 3 MONTHS to get FIXED, but it came back still BROKEN! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Regina to ask how SATISFIED she is with her NON-FUNCTIONING computer, oh and by the way there’s a $49 STORAGE FEE for the 3 MONTHS it was here NOT getting FIXED! How HEATED does this Call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tony’s WIFE ran into a WALL leaving the GALLERIA PARKING LOT, busting up her TRUCK almost as much as the CONCRETE! Well, Dean, the master MASON, calls Tony to say his wife’s CRAPPY DRIVING is going to COST him $800 to REPLACE the WALL she SMASHED! How do we get from BROKEN WALLS to BROKEN BONES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shannon got back from a TRIP, but the AIRLINE didn’t get her LUGGAGE to her until 1AM, without even letting her know they were COMING! Well, Dean, the KING of COURTESY, calls to tell Shannon she’s on the HOOK for an $89 fee for the “SPECIAL LATE-NIGHT COURIER” they had to HIRE for HER! Will Shannon have to PAY UP?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Someone CLONED Martin’s BUSINESS PHONE a while ago, but he thought the TROUBLE was BEHIND HIM. Well, Dean, the phoneline PHONY, calls to accuse Martin of CLONING his OWN PHONE! And until Dean gets things figured out, he’s shutting off Martin’s SERVICE! Will Martin HAVE a PHONE to be SCAMMED ON?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pam’s WINDSHIELD WIPERS keep STOPPING RANDOMLY, but she got them fixed under WARRANTY, so no worries RIGHT?! Well, Rog the Roughneck repairman, calls Pam to say WARRANTY or NOT, she owes him $190…Maybe she just needs a MAN to explain it to her! Will Pam be calling her Lawyer after getting off with the GUYS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

April cut though a PARKING LOT under CONSTRUCTION and got into a BIG ARGUMENT with the WORKERS! Well, Rog the CONDESCENDING contractor, calls to tell April not only did she DISTRACT his DUDES with her CRAPPY DRIVING, but she’s also going to have to PAY to have the lot REPAINTED! Will this call DE-CONSTRUCT April’s SANITY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scott put together a HOMEMADE boat port out of PVC PILE and TARPS, and it’s just as BEAUTIFUL as it sounds! Well, Rog, the HOA HITMAN, calls to say either Scott’s pile of CRAP goes TODAY, or Scott does! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Audrey’s been having SERIOUS ISSUES with the company handling her CAR PAYMENTS, and every time she calls them to settle things, they put her on HOLD! Well, Dean, the collection SPECIALIST, calls Aubrey to put things right, RIGHT NOW…Oh, wait could you HOLD PLEASE! Will Audrey’s PATIENCE be put to the ULTIMATE TEST?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tonya’s SISTER borrowed her CREDIT CARD and ran up a $1,400 tab, but Tonya only got $140 BACK from the CREDIT PEOPLE! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls to tell Tonya her card is HER CARD, and she can’t be LOANING it out whenever she WANTS! How much will Dean DING Tonya’s CREDIT RATING?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.