Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone CLONED Martin’s BUSINESS PHONE a while ago, but he thought the TROUBLE was BEHIND HIM. Well, Dean, the phoneline PHONY, calls to accuse Martin of CLONING his OWN PHONE! And until Dean gets things figured out, he’s shutting off Martin’s SERVICE! Will Martin HAVE a PHONE to be SCAMMED ON?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pam’s WINDSHIELD WIPERS keep STOPPING RANDOMLY, but she got them fixed under WARRANTY, so no worries RIGHT?! Well, Rog the Roughneck repairman, calls Pam to say WARRANTY or NOT, she owes him $190…Maybe she just needs a MAN to explain it to her! Will Pam be calling her Lawyer after getting off with the GUYS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

April cut though a PARKING LOT under CONSTRUCTION and got into a BIG ARGUMENT with the WORKERS! Well, Rog the CONDESCENDING contractor, calls to tell April not only did she DISTRACT his DUDES with her CRAPPY DRIVING, but she’s also going to have to PAY to have the lot REPAINTED! Will this call DE-CONSTRUCT April’s SANITY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scott put together a HOMEMADE boat port out of PVC PILE and TARPS, and it’s just as BEAUTIFUL as it sounds! Well, Rog, the HOA HITMAN, calls to say either Scott’s pile of CRAP goes TODAY, or Scott does! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Audrey’s been having SERIOUS ISSUES with the company handling her CAR PAYMENTS, and every time she calls them to settle things, they put her on HOLD! Well, Dean, the collection SPECIALIST, calls Aubrey to put things right, RIGHT NOW…Oh, wait could you HOLD PLEASE! Will Audrey’s PATIENCE be put to the ULTIMATE TEST?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tonya’s SISTER borrowed her CREDIT CARD and ran up a $1,400 tab, but Tonya only got $140 BACK from the CREDIT PEOPLE! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls to tell Tonya her card is HER CARD, and she can’t be LOANING it out whenever she WANTS! How much will Dean DING Tonya’s CREDIT RATING?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie’s CAR got BACK INTO in a DRIVE THRU, and when she left the SCENE, the person at FAULT was taking the BLAME! Well, Rog, the big bad INSURANCE MAN, calls to tell Bonnie being BACK INTO is somehow HER FAULT, so she’s on the hook for ALL the REPAIRS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nathan has been getting a monthly BOX of CIGARS in the mail that BELONGS to the PREVIOUS owner of his NEW place…But old Nate decided to KEEP and SMOKE them instead of FORWARDING them! Well, Rog, the cigar CONNOISSEUR, calls to tell Nathan the free ride’s OVER…and now he OWES Rog for EACH box of STOGIES he’s SMOKED! How far will Rog GO to get his CIGARS back?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Emily works at a HEALTH CLUB, so she’s dealt with people at their BEST and their WORST…But nothing like THIS! Today, ANNE NICHOLE SMITH calls Emily looking for some help LOSING WEIGHT and a BUDDY to do a PORN WITH! Is Emily DOWN with Anne’s kind of EXERCISE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris drives a SEPTIC TRUCK and sometimes he parks it in his neighborhood OVERNIGHT when he wants to save a TRIP! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE next-door, calls Chris to say he must have CRAP for BRAINS if he thinks no one can SMELL his POOP TRUCK…So either it GOES, or Chris DOES! How HARD does Rog PUSH things this time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dusty’s leasing a place with a DEACTIVATED security system put in by the previous owners, but even though it doesn’t WORK he’s still getting BILLS for it! Well, security expert Dean calls Dusty to say the SYSTEM is working just FINE, heck Dean can see Dusty RIGHT NOW talking to him on the phone in his UNDERPANTS! Will Dusty have to PAY for the PRIVILEGE of being SPIED ON?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Al had his ENGINE BLOCK replaced, but the SHOP did some EXTRA WORK for FREE, so Al thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Rog, the Customer Service SUPERSTAR, calls to tell Al NOTHING’S free in this world, so his FREERIDE is OVER! Will Rog give Al a BREAK or a HEART-ATTACK?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack used an AUTOMATED PARKING LOT downtown, but when he tried to PAY the machine was FROZEN, so he thought he got to park for FREE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY parking attendant, calls to say just because it was THEIR FAULT Jack couldn’t pay doesn’t mean JACK to Dean! How does this call about PARKING PAYMENTS get way too PERSONAL way too FAST?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica works in PEST CONTROL, so she knows how to deal with CREEPY CRAWLIES and CREEPY CUSTOMERS, but nothing like THIS! Today a VERY friendly ALF calls Monica with a ROACH problem, but instead of asking HER to take THEM OUT…ALF askes Monica OUT for a night on the COUCH! Will the LITTLE HAIRY ALIEN get LUCKY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.