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Episode 15 - The Mash Things move apace. Penny tries to mash herself into the boom chute, Gina talks mashed potatoes, something else ends up sort of mashed, and Tunis put the mash on Linda.... And a black leather catsuit.

Episode 14 - Small Terminations Legs. Guns. More flashbacks. An end. A beginning.

Episode 13 - Boom Chute Can Penny get back in the vents? Can Linda get on Tunis' good side? Does he have a good side? Will the Professor set Shaboo's pants on fire? And what will happen to the new Starrrrrrrettttte?

Episode 12 - Unstoppable Linda has left the studio.... and found another one. Gina finds something she hasn't seen in years, too... And who knows what's happening to Shaboo?

Episode 11 - Captivate Everyone just gets carried away.....

Episode 10 - Poetry in Motion Time to drop hands and change partners - do-si-do. And a new player hits the field.

Episode 9 - Rude Awakening Things spiral out of control on the air, and into a dither in the outland.

(19 Nocturne reissue of the day) A tragic death. A tragic memory. A tragic turn of events.

(19 Nocturne reissue of the day) Â Linda and Penny escape? What about Gary? The ever-hard-to-describe story continues...

(19 Nocturne reissue of the day) Linda returns from the Red Zone.... but things have not gone well.

"Let Bingo Out" The fate of a favorite.

It's episode 256 - again. Â And again. Â And again. What's behind the magic door?

Episode 3 "Talent Show" It's all for the children. And... where do all the old Starrettes go?

"Liberate" A new Starrette. And an old one. And one other... "Star Crunch - Star Crunch! Eat it for breakfast, eat it for lunch!" Written on a sort of dare from the never-to-be-forgotten Bill Hollweg, the entire 30 script arc was written in about a month, and made... well... more slowly.

And the saga begins.... BINGO THE BIRTHDAY CLOWN Episode 1, "Before". Before what? Just "before". Music by Project System 12  The Cult Classic from 19 Nocturne Boulevard. Sort of like Howdy Doody and The Prisoner had a thalidomide lovechild. Try it......... join us........

PromEvil part 4, "Home Before Curfew" See who lives, who dies, and who finds romance at the Polk High prom, in this, the final installment...  A lot of people put their heart and soul into producing this memorable event: STUDENTS Hal - Mathias Rebne-Morgan Lyn - Molly Tollefson Todd - Eli Nilsson Gee - Melissa Bartell Barb - Beverly Poole Andy - Mike Campbell Bud - Jasper Loovis Tina - Chandra Wade Missy - Jade Thomson Jake - Michael Faigenblum other students - Sky Iolta, Shelbi MacIntyre, Henry Mark FACULTY Principal Peabody - Reynaud LeBoeuf Mr. Ervin Carpel, Woodshop - Gene Thorkildsen Ms. Angela Wellesly, Crafts - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Mrs. Snodgrass, Lunchroom - Robyn Keyes P.A. Announcements - Julie Hoverson Rent-a-cop Bob - The Caretaker OTHERS Cop 1 - Glen Hallstrom Cop 2 - Joel Harvey 911 Voice - Julie Hoverson STAFF Writer - Julie Hoverson Doll Wranglers - Julie Hoverson, Kimberly Poole (Warp'd Space) Sound and Mastering - Julie Hoverson Stock sound effects - Soundsnap.com; sonomic.com Music - Prom - Sinkhole Music - background - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) ________________________________________________________________  Prom Evil PART 4  1. Craft shop SOUND         [under] POUNDING INSIDE THE KILN LYN           Hal? HAL           It's just a scratch. I really thought the heavy foam of the Polky would-- LYN           Well, it didn't! I need something-- SOUND         TEARING FABRIC GEE           It's not sterile, but this muslin's better than nothing. You'll have to wrap it-- SOUND         [DISTANT] GUN SHOT ANDY          Holy shit! BARB          [gaspy scream] ANDY          Ow. Okay, okay - lighten up there! you're Choking me, babe! Let go! BARB          I'm being vulnerable, dammit! Appreciate it! HAL           Whatever else that shot means, there's someone else in the school. So the door must be open again. ANDY          I'll check the hall. SOUND         FEET AND HAND TRUCK, DOOR LYN           This really needs proper attention. HAL           When we get out. BARB          [interrupting] WHEN we get out? Don't you mean IF we get out? MUSIC  2. punchbowl AMB           GYM PEABODY       Miss Harrison, have you seen Bob? ANGELA        Not since he went to check out the school. He was going to try and find Marge. PEABODY       The school? It's locked. ANGELA        Well, that's apparently debatable. MUSIC  3. hallway SOUND         STRIKER CLICKS, TORCH LIGHTS SOUND         WALKING, WITH HAND TRUCK ANDY          Stay behind me, babe. BARB          Well, duh. LYN           Tsk. SOUND         GUN SHOT [Everyone reacts at roughly the same time.] ANDY          Shit! HAL           Holy crap! LYN           Oh. My. God. TODD          [gasped] Laurel? SOUND         FIVE MORE SHOTS BARB          Fuck this! GEE           Wow! SOUND         FEET POUNDING, HAND TRUCK ROLLING FAST BARB          Andy! God! HAL           Don't! Shit. Stay together. SOUND         HAL LIMPING, RUNNING AFTER ANDY LYN           Hal! MUSIC  4. outside gym AMB           OUTSIDE, RAIN SOUND         MUSIC STILL AUDIBLE FROM DANCE SOUND         CLICK TO TALK NOISE PEABODY       Bob? Where in hell are you, you moron? MUSIC  5. hallway SOUND         [close] STABBING NOISE BOB           [DEATH RATTLE] PEABODY       [on talkie] Bob? I don't care if you're-- SOUND         BUTTON IS PUSHED, MACHINE CUTS...

PromEvil Part 3:  "What a doll!" Trapped in Polk High with some kind of murderer, Hal, Lyn, Gee (and all the rest) must fight for survival!! Find out who's doing the killing!  A lot of people put their heart and soul into producing this memorable event: STUDENTS Hal - Mathias Rebne-Morgan Lyn - Molly Tollefson Todd - Eli Nilsson Gee - Melissa Bartell Barb - Beverly Poole Andy - Mike Campbell Bud - Jasper Loovis Tina - Chandra Wade Missy - Jade Thomson Jake - Michael Faigenblum other students - Sky Iolta, Shelbi MacIntyre, Henry Mark FACULTY Principal Peabody - Reynaud LeBoeuf Mr. Ervin Carpel, Woodshop - Gene Thorkildsen Ms. Angela Wellesly, Crafts - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Mrs. Snodgrass, Lunchroom - Robyn Keyes P.A. Announcements - Julie Hoverson Rent-a-cop Bob - The Caretaker OTHERS Cop 1 - Glen Hallstrom Cop 2 - Joel Harvey 911 Voice - Julie Hoverson STAFF Writer - Julie Hoverson Doll Wranglers - Julie Hoverson, Kimberly Poole (Warp'd Space) Sound and Mastering - Julie Hoverson Stock sound effects - Soundsnap.com; sonomic.com Music - Prom - Sinkhole Music - background - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) ____________________________________________________________________  Prom Evil - part 3 PART 3 1. LOUNGE SOUND         MUFFLED PANICKED SLAMMING AT DOOR SCREAM MEDLEY BARB          [PANIC!] ANDY          [PANIC!] LYN           Do something! GEE           Help Me! HAL           Don't - don't come in here! BARB          [PANIC!] ANDY          [PANIC!] MUSIC  2. hallway [silence] BUD           DEATH RATTLE SOUND         TINY TAPPING FEET MOVE AWAY MAJORETTE     clicking SOUND         BLOOD DROPS MUSIC  3. lounge AMB - LOUNGE BARB / ANDY   [still screaming out in hall] LYN           That sounds like Barb! Something terrible could be happening! GEE           We can dream. HAL           Shh. I'll look. Stay back. SOUND         DOOR QUIETLY OPENS SOUND         SCREAMING AND SLAMMING GETS LOUDER BARB          Get it open! Let us out! ANDY          [just screaming hoarsely and incoherent] HAL           Hey? Who's after-- SOUND         ANDY STOPS SLAMMING ON DOOR, TURNS AND SLAMS HAL INTO WALL ANDY          [attack noise] SOUND         SCUFFLE, LONG TEAR OF FABRIC HAL           Oof! SOUND         LYN RUNS OUT LYN           [worried] Hal?  [yelling] Stop it! Andy! GEE           Here! LYN           [to gee] Thanks! [yelling] Stop it! SOUND         HITS HIM WITH GEE'S UMBRELLA BARB          [collapsing into tears] Have to get out! LYN           [calming] Shh, Barb! [sharp] Andy! Hal's on our side! SOUND         SCUFFLE, LETS GO. SOUND         STRAIGHTENING CLOTHING, MORE RIPPING HAL           Man, the drama club is gonna be pissed. ANDY          The drama club can kiss my ass. We're locked in, you stupid fuck! HAL           Locked in? But we just came in. SOUND         A FEW STEPS, TRIES DOOR - LOCKED HAL           [worried but quiet] Hmm. [deep breath, then up, trying to stay positive] What a time for the teachers to realize they left the darn door unlocked. LYN           [hopeful] D'you think that's what happened? HAL           [false confidence] Had to be. Who else could have locked it? BARB          Maybe... the murderer? LYN           Oh, gosh, did you see it too? BARB          [becoming less coherent as she continues] Oh, man... she was dead, and it was all gross, and I was right there! She was all making these disgusting noises, and...

PromEvil Part 2:  "Ins and Outs" Will Hal and Lyn ever run into each other? Will Todd find his true love? Will Barb ever shut up?.... A lot of people put their heart and soul into producing this memorable event: STUDENTS Hal - Mathias Rebne-Morgan Lyn - Molly Tollefson Todd - Eli Nilsson Gee - Melissa Bartell Barb - Beverly Poole Andy - Mike Campbell Bud - Jasper Loovis Tina - Chandra Wade Missy - Jade Thomson Jake - Michael Faigenblum other students - Sky Iolta, Shelbi MacIntyre, Henry Mark FACULTY Principal Peabody - Reynaud LeBoeuf Mr. Ervin Carpel, Woodshop - Gene Thorkildsen Ms. Angela Wellesly, Crafts - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Mrs. Snodgrass, Lunchroom - Robyn Keyes P.A. Announcements - Julie Hoverson Rent-a-cop Bob - The Caretaker OTHERS Cop 1 - Glen Hallstrom Cop 2 - Joel Harvey 911 Voice - Julie Hoverson STAFF Writer - Julie Hoverson Doll Wranglers - Julie Hoverson, Kimberly Poole (Warp'd Space) Sound and Mastering - Julie Hoverson Stock sound effects - Soundsnap.com; sonomic.com Music - Prom - Sinkhole Music - background - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) __________________________________________________________________  Prom Evil PART 2 MUSIC  1. Wood shop SOUND         DISTINCTIVE WOOD SHOP CLOCK TICKS SOUND         SCRITCH OF METAL ON WOOD - KIND OF AIMLESS LAUREL        [questioning sound] LEDERHOSEN    [negative] DUDE          [huh-huh-huh] SOUND         WOOD THOCK MONKEY HEAD   [screech]  2. AMB - GYM SOUND         CANNED MUSIC PLAYS STUDENTS      CHATTER SOUND         HARSH NOISE OVER THE SPEAKERS PEABODY       [P.A.] All right, everybody. Quiet down. I know you don't want to listen to this old fuddy-duddy all night, [waits for laughter, which is scarce] [fading into background] but I have a few announcements that have to be made.  Emergency exits are at the front and back of the room, should there be any ...um, emergency. LYN           You're sure Andy'll still be coming tonight? BARB          Oh, sure...maybe he'll even try to get me back, wouldn't that be a riot? LYN           Yeah. [no] BARB          [to Tina] Hey Tina! Where're you going? The night's still young! TINA          Huh? Barb? [too fast] Nowhere. BARB          [nastily] Hot date? TINA          [gasp] I-- I-- Oh! SOUND         DASHES AWAY BARB          [considering] Hmm. LYN           Why are you so harsh to your friends? BARB          Oh, please. Any guy she can't bring to prom isn't worth dating. LYN           Maybe she has to pick him up from work or something. BARB          [scorn] Work? Tscha. [up] Ooh! Jake! LYN           Don't leave me! BARB          I'm your cousin, not your babysitter. Andy'll be around somewhere. MR. PEABODY    [fading back in] Finally. The only washrooms that are available are the ones in the locker rooms. The school is locked, so no matter how long the lines are, you have to wait.   3. SOMEHOW SEGUE TO OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. PEABODY's VOICE STILL PLAYS, JUST MUFFLED SOUND         CRICKETS, DISTANT TRAFFIC MR. PEABODY    Anyone seen using any...ahem... atypical facilities, specifically the school's flower beds, will be taken into custody. SOUND         WALKING TODD          Ew. Who would use the flowers. [shudder] [gasp as he almost walks into someone] DUDE          Freak! The world's up here. CHICK         [giggle] TODD          [evasive] Sorry. Sorry. SOUND         FEET QUICKLY SHUFFLE PAST CHICK         Who's that? DUDE          That's the [up] freak [down, fading out] who's all obsessed with his damn woodshop project. TODDÂ...

PromEvil takes you to that most horrifying of places - HIGH SCHOOL.  On prom night, naturally.  And something horrible is about to come out of the woodshop, and we don't mean Hal in his school mascot costume.... A lot of people put their heart and soul into producing this memorable event: STUDENTS Hal - Mathias Rebne-Morgan Lyn - Molly Tollefson Todd - Eli Nilsson Gee - Melissa Bartell Barb - Beverly Poole Andy - Mike Campbell Bud - Jasper Loovis Tina - Chandra Wade Missy - Jade Thomson Jake - Michael Faigenblum other students - Sky Iolta, Shelbi MacIntyre, Henry Mark FACULTY Principal Peabody - Reynaud LeBoeuf Mr. Ervin Carpel, Woodshop - Gene Thorkildsen Ms. Angela Wellesly, Crafts - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Mrs. Snodgrass, Lunchroom - Robyn Keyes P.A. Announcements - Julie Hoverson Rent-a-cop Bob - The Caretaker OTHERS Cop 1 - Glen Hallstrom Cop 2 - Joel Harvey 911 Voice - Julie Hoverson STAFF Writer - Julie Hoverson Doll Wranglers - Julie Hoverson, Kimberly Poole (Warp'd Space) Sound and Mastering - Julie Hoverson Stock sound effects - Soundsnap.com; sonomic.com Music - Prom - Sinkhole Music - background - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) _______________________________________________________________________ Prom Evil - Part 1 MUSIC AMB           BUSY HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY P.A. VOICE    Don't forget! It's your last chance to pick up those prom tickets! Show your Polk high Spirit! Polky says - don't drink and drive! AMB           FADE IN ON WOOD SHOP SOUND         HEAVY DISTINCTIVE TICKING CLOCK IN THE WOOD SHOP CARPEL        [off] All right, um, kids. Let's start finishing up-- BUD           You up for prom tonight? HAL           Gotta be there. School spirit and all. BUD           Ew, Hal, you're not bringing ..."IT"? HAL           It's my job, Bud. Polky lives. CARPEL        [off] Let's get everything put-- SOUND         BELL RINGS SOUND         CLATTER OF STUFF JUST BEING LEFT ON TABLES CARPEL        --Away. [sigh] SOUND         MASS EXODUS HAL           Bud! Dude! [exasperated noise] SOUND         GATHERS UP TOOLS SOUND         KNOCK ON DOORFRAME TODD          Mr. Carpel? SOUND         SLAMMING BRIEFCASE SHUT CARPEL        [ow!] Damn! [composing himself] This... it's my break, Todd. TODD          I just wanted to see... her. SOUND         TAP ON GLASS CABINET TODD          [almost silent] Hi! CARPEL        Todd! TODD          She-- They can come home soon, right? CARPEL        After tonight, they can do...I mean, YOU...can...do whatever you want with them. ... Her. It. SOUND         SCRABBLE OF FEET CARPEL        Go on now. I'm not...done... grading. Scoot scoot. TODD          Right. [almost silent] Bye! SOUND         FEET CARPEL        [sigh of relief] HAL           [clears his throat] CARPEL        [startled] Ahh! HAL           Sorry. I was just putting away... CARPEL        Of course, of course. Go on now. HAL           Right. They're really pretty great, you have to admit. CARPEL        What? HAL           The carvings. SOUND         LIGHT TAP ON GLASS HAL           I woulda gone for it, but I don't have the patience. Or the carving skillz-- CARPEL        Right, right - just please-- HAL           Got it! Evaporate. SOUND         FEET, DOOR SLAMS CARPEL        [sigh, of extreme relief] MUSIC AMB           HALLWAY SOUND         LOCKER CLOSES LYN           [sigh] OK, nothing happens. Surprise! BARB         Â...

The crew of a U-Boat in the Great War find some danger runs very very deep CAST Cap. Karl Heinrich - Rick Lewis Lt. Keinze - J. Hoverson Crew: Shawn Connor & Bryan Hendricksen Music by: Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Recorded with the assistance of Ryan Hirst of Neohoodoo Studio Editing and Sound:  Julie Hoverson Cover Art - Brett Coulstock "What kind of a place is it? Why it's a U-boat of the Kaiserliche Marine - can't you tell?" ______________________________________________________________ THE TEMPLE Cast: Lieutenant Commander Karl HEINRICH, Graf von Altberg-Ehrenstein, Lieutenant-Commander in the Imperial German Navy, Prussian (mid 30s?) Lieutenant Jurgen KIENZE, second in command, "womanish Rhinelander" (30) Boatswain MULLER, elderly "superstitious Alsatian swine" SCHMIDT [mid 20s - goes mad] ZIMMER [mid 20s - leads delegation to get rid of idol] BOHIN [mid 20s - goes mad] RAABE [early 20s - engineer] SCHNEIDER [early 20s - engineer] OLIVIA      Did you have any trouble finding it? What do you mean, what kind of a place is it? Why, it's a U-Boat of the Kaiserlich Marine, can't you tell? (That's World War I, for all you younger folks...) [My apologies for any mischaracterization of Germans - it's all from Lovecraft's original text. His complete lack of knowledge of U-Boats also - But I had to leave in the portholes to support the story. Any mistakes in military etiquette of the time are probably mine, though.] MUSIC SCENE 1. AMBIANCE    U-BOAT ENGINE SEAMEN    [murmuring voices] SOUND    HATCH OPENS, CLANGING FOOTSTEPS KIENZE    Achtung! Kapitanleutnant Heinrich on deck! SEAMEN    [instantly silent] HEINRICH    [commanding, slightly angry sounding] Ser gut! I have been reviewing the log regarding the sinking of the British freighter Victory, and I must say [getting ominous] that you are - most definitely - [spitting out the words] the single, absolute, most efficient U-boat crew in the Atlantic. [laughs] At ease, at ease. SEAMEN    [Excited chatter] KIENZE    I myself cannot wait to view the film we took. HEINRICH    Ya, ya. [aside] The camera was off before we sank the lifeboats? KIENZE    As always, Kaleu. SOUND    HEARTY CLAP ON SHOULDER HEINRICH    Most excellent. Come Kienze, I have a bottle of some fine Schnapps. You must help me celebrate. MUSIC    in then under  SCENE 2. HEINRICH    [on a recording, tired sounding] On August 20, 1917, I, Karl Heinrich, Graf von Altberg-Ehrenstein, Lieutenant-Commander in the Imperial German Navy and in charge of the submarine U-29, deposit this bottle and record in the Atlantic Ocean at a point to me unknown but probably about North Latitude 20 degrees, West Longitude 35 degrees, where my ship lies disabled on the ocean floor. MUSIC      HAS FADED OUT  SCENE 3. SFX    SUBMARINE SURFACES SOUND    HATCH OPENS AMBIANCE    CALM SEA, OCCASIONAL BIRDS SOUND    FOOTSTEPS ON METAL HEINRICH    [grunt - stretching noise] There is nothing like the first step out on deck after a victory, eh?. KIENZE    A "Victory"? [chuckles] Ya. Very amusing. MULLER    [off] Kaleu, sir! Come! SOUND    FOOTSTEPS ON METAL HEINRICH    What could be so-- Oh! MULLER    He must be from the Victory, sir! KIENZE    Alive? HEINRICH    Don't be foolish, Kienze, we were far too long submerged. He would have had a better chance if he let go and braved the waves. [shouting off] Remove the corpse! [NOTE - red text will come back at the end in echoes] ZIMMER    Sir! His hands are in a death grip! HEINRICH    Fingers break more easily than railings. ZIMMER    [hesitantly] uh... Aye sir! SOUND    POUNDING NOISES HEINRICH    [sanctimonious] One more victim of the unjust war of aggression the English schweinhunds are waging upon the Reich. KIENZE    Truly, he is our victim. Nothing...