The John Curley & Shari Elliker Show

6pm - Seattle police union approves new contract with retroactive raises // Sumeer Singla, the lawyer who filed SPD lawsuit, shares some insight on the case // White House Officially Claims Biden Has Made 148 Mistakes During 2024 Public Remarks // ‘You Little F*cking 26-Year-Old!’ James Carville Torches Young Voters for Not Supporting Biden // ‘Cheeseball Man’ draws massive NYC crowd to watch him eat entire jumbo jar: ‘The hero we needed’

5pm - The duck eating bear at Woodland Park Zoo AND the North Bend Zebras go national // Watch as speedy new humanoid AI robot shows off impressive cooking and cleaning skills ‘faster than man’ // The Legend of John Henry… Man VS Machine (6th paragraph sums it up) // I Tricked ChatGPT Into Being My Boyfriend. He Got Spicy Real Fast // Ryan Seacrest Weighs In On Taking Mantle From Pat Sajak On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ // Speaking of game show hosts who took over for other famous game show hosts… The Price is Right host Drew Carey went viral last week for his… enthusiastic reaction to seeing psychedelic rock band Phish at the Sphere… and yes, he was on drugs // LETTERS

4pm - DEA looks to reclassify marijuana from a schedule 1 substance // Over Half Of Americans Support Mass Deportations Of Illegal Immigrants // NFL to allow players to wear Guardian Helmets during actual games… so will anyone? // Was it misguided to #FreeBritney? Inside Britney Spears' toxic spiral from 'abusive' conservatorship to becoming 'completely dysfunctional and at risk of going broke' as experts claim the princess of pop needs an intervention // Britney Spears settles legal battle with father Jamie Spears after conservatorship: Reports // Fearless monkey gang tear down anti-monkey posters in terrifying town uprising // How To Prevent Or Survive A Monkey Attack

3pm - Seattle police union approves new contract with retroactive raises // Sumeer Singla, the lawyer who filed SPD lawsuit, shares some insight on the case // White House Officially Claims Biden Has Made 148 Mistakes During 2024 Public Remarks // ‘You Little F*cking 26-Year-Old!’ James Carville Torches Young Voters for Not Supporting Biden // ‘Cheeseball Man’ draws massive NYC crowd to watch him eat entire jumbo jar: ‘The hero we needed’

6pm - Four female SPD employees file $5M claim against the department alleging discrimination // Survey Finds Turnaround in Police Staffing Efforts // Caught on camera: Zebras running loose in North Bend, 1 still missing // How to Survive a Zebra Attack // Jerry Seinfeld blames the extreme left for ruining comedy // Seinfeld defends himself after a question about having too many white guests on his show // Looking for a last minute Mother’s Day Gift? Why not your face on a potato // Try potatoparcel.com! They’re even doing a 20% off Mother’s Day special

5pm - The Columbia Protest Leader Saying Zionists Need to Die Portland State University will temporarily stop accepting donations from Boeing due to protests // UW Protest Encampment is officially up… Demand UW cut ties with Israel and Boeing // Flight attendant reveals her procedure if someone is caught joining the Mile High Club // John and Shari celebrate a shared first wedding anniversary // LETTERS

4pm - Our Oblivious Presidential Candidates // Biden and Howard Stern // Biden cracks jokes at the White House Correspondents dinner // The AI Catholic Priest: catholic.com/ai // Shari Reports Live from the Zebra Scene and the Newsroom is Watching Bears Eat Ducks

3pm - Four female SPD employees file $5M claim against the department alleging discrimination // Survey Finds Turnaround in Police Staffing Efforts // Caught on camera: Zebras running loose in North Bend, 1 still missing // How to Survive a Zebra Attack // Jerry Seinfeld blames the extreme left for ruining comedy // Seinfeld defends himself after a question about having too many white guests on his show // Looking for a last minute Mother’s Day Gift? Why not your face on a potato // Try potatoparcel.com! They’re even doing a 20% off Mother’s Day special

6pm - GUEST - GOVERNOR JAY INSLEE ON THE STATE OF THE WASHINGTON STATE FERRY SYSTEM // Mark Mullet: Dems' backroom deal stacked the deck in governor's race for Ferguson // GUEST - SENATOR MARK MULLET RESPONDS TO TIMES ARTICLE // The most dreaded word at work? Hey…

5pm - The Psychic Couple Joins Us! // KNOW-IT-ALL QUIZ // LETTERS

4pm - During an interview with Howard Stern, Biden says he’d be happy to debate Trump // The Onion has a new owner // 100 Nigerian inmates able to escape prison due to heavy rain… Someone must have… Blessed the rains down in Affffffrica! // Former School Official Arrested For Allegedly Framing Principal With Fake Recording Of Racist Ran // How a “Sovereign Citizen” can turn a routine traffic ticket into a 12 year prison sentence // Spoke Judge on “Sovereign Citizen” // Las Vegas teen says he’s still traumatized after seeing 8 foot tall alien one year ago

3pm - GUEST - GOVERNOR JAY INSLEE ON THE STATE OF THE WASHINGTON STATE FERRY SYSTEM // Mark Mullet: Dems' backroom deal stacked the deck in governor's race for Ferguson // GUEST - SENATOR MARK MULLET RESPONDS TO TIMES ARTICLE // The most dreaded word at work? Hey…

6pm - Happy National Lingerie Day! // Bellevue and Redmond have a brand-new light rail system opening this weekend and Bellevue PD has a brand new unit to patrol it… Our very own Nate Conners rode it today! // Washington ranked among the most dangerous states in the country, according to new study // Woman claims a Portland pothole gave her a traumatic brain injury… Suing for $3.6 million // Grizzly Bears are officially back in the Cascades! // Illinois woman files class action lawsuit against Target for collecting biometric data without consent // How Our Televisions Are Spying on Us // How the fitness tracker FitBit helped this woman catch her boyfriend cheating // The Time John met Donald Trump while dressed as a peanut

5pm - Portland, Oregon woman is only half an inch away from breaking the Guinness World Record for smallest waist // ‘Dine and dash’ couple busted for hitting 5 restaurants for over $1,200 in free meals // Good News: AI Can Apparently Spot Conservatives on Sight via Facial Recognition Technology // LETTERS

4pm - Rantz: UW postpones protest encampment due to “too many white saviors” // Anti-Israel Protesters Planning to ‘Shut Down’ the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday // WSJ Opinion: Some Anti-Israel Protesters Are Paid // Student Protester at NYU Appears Unaware Why She is Even There – Turns to Question Friend // The City of Chicago removed the Rat Hole! // The Crackhead Barney, Alec Baldwin saga gets weirder with the help of Piers Morgan // 100-Year-Old Woman Mistakenly Identified as Unaccompanied Minor on Flights Due to Glitch with Birth Year, 1923

3pm - Happy National Lingerie Day! // Bellevue and Redmond have a brand-new light rail system opening this weekend and Bellevue PD has a brand new unit to patrol it… Our very own Nate Conners rode it today! // Washington ranked among the most dangerous states in the country, according to new study // Woman claims a Portland pothole gave her a traumatic brain injury… Suing for $3.6 million // Grizzly Bears are officially back in the Cascades! // Illinois woman files class action lawsuit against Target for collecting biometric data without consent // How Our Televisions Are Spying on Us // How the fitness tracker FitBit helped this woman catch her boyfriend cheating // The Time John met Donald Trump while dressed as a peanut

6pm - Biden signs the TikTok ban… Company has nine months to divest // FBI director insists TikTok IS a national security threat // 1 in 4 adults over 50 say they never expect to retire // GUEST - TODD MEYERS ON WASHINGTON’S NEW EV REBATE PROGRAM // The reason why men with facial hair are hotter

5pm - Restaurant reservation scalpers are raking in upwards of $80k per year // John’s Story About Impersonating Tom Brokaw to Make Reservations in NYC // You too can now own a flame throwing robot dog // A new feature at White Barn Weddings? Behold; the Party Robot // “We used ChatGPT as our wedding planner — it saved us $5,000” // LETTERS

4pm - Biden signs the TikTok ban… Company has nine months to divest // FBI director insists TikTok IS a national security threat // 1 in 4 adults over 50 say they never expect to retire // The new “quarter-life crisis” has twenty somethings running marathons // John’s Marathon Running Experience // Runner gulps down 25 glasses of wine during the London marathon: ‘I was totally exhausted’ // Shari’s Comedy of Errors at the DMV

3pm - Seattle City Council lays groundwork for plan allowing SFD to demolish abandoned derelict buildings // Rantz: Drama! Governor Jay Inslee slams Bob Ferguson’s ‘brain dead’ ferry plan // GUEST - TODD MEYERS ON WASHINGTON’S NEW EV REBATE PROGRAM // The reason why men with facial hair are hotter