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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

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English


Episodes
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He Wasn't Just Spraying It Everywhere!

2/27/2026
Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today. All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh. Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:02:27

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Gosh Gosh Gosh

2/27/2026
Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today. All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh. Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:04:24

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Did All of the Teachers Do This?

2/27/2026
Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today. All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh. Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:03:45

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How Can Queers for Palestine Possibly Exist?

8/15/2025
Joe Getty details the odd and troubling relationship between US progressives & hard core Islamist monsters who support terrorism and oppression. Thanks to the Eli Lake for his column, The Ties That Bind Islamists and Progressives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:12:25

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Jack's Very, Very Unpopular Pet Adoption Theory

1/28/2025
From the fourth hour of the Friday, January 24th broadcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show...Jack shares a completely over-the-top theory about pet adoption--much to the dismay of Joe & Katie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:05:06

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If You Don't Commit Any Crimes, You Have Nothing To Worry About

11/14/2024
As we all know, crime is out of control and the politics are bass ackwards in California. During our local news, Joe blew off some steam with a screed! A blood vessel or two might have popped. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:01:24

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I'm On The Horse... Cmon Man!

7/17/2024
Biden did an interview with Lester Holt and it did not go well. In typical A&G fashion, the guys ran with it and made it hilarious. Listen to the whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:01:18

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How To Gain 100lbs In A Weekend & DEI Doctors

5/28/2024
We went around the room and fired off what we would eat to get really fat quickly. Also, some of our CA doctors aren't qualified due to DEI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:09:51

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EVs! Get Your EVs!

5/28/2024
The left is pushing electric vehicles hard, especially in CA. Would an EV make a good first car? Also, there's some bonus Hillary talk in here as well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:04:10

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$50 & A Hog

5/23/2024
This is a much needed heart warming moment when a grandfather got his grandfather's 70 year old truck. What his grandfather paid for it is the real story here.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:01:14

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AI Stealing Your Voice and Joe Beats Himself Up

5/23/2024
AI is a big topic in the world, for obvious reasons. Now we find that AI can steal our voices?! Also, this clip includes a little "Joe Getty Self Beating." Enjoy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:09:00

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Why So Hairy?

5/22/2024
Jack saw an attractive woman the other day with armpit hair. This has been part of the women being "natural" movement going around online... Jack and Joe brought in Katie Green to say the things they can't say on this topic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:02:47

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Jack The Attention Hog

5/22/2024
Jack Armstrong must feel the need for attention. When Joe Getty had intense joint pain, Jack had cancer. Joe feels covid coming on? Jack crashes his motorcycle. Joe slices two of his fingers open? Jack gets his eyeballs cut open. IT NEVER STOPS! Plus some details about Jack's eye surgery that you may or may not want to hear... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:02:54

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Red Slobster

5/21/2024
Red Lobster got taken out by it's own endless shrimp deal. How did this happen!? Did they underestimate how much shrimp we could eat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:02:06

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The Culture Is Changing

5/20/2024
Jack had an unfortunate experience at a youth flag football game yesterday due to parents almost coming to blows... Our culture is changing and it's not for the better. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:11:38

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C.O.W. Clips Of The Week!

5/17/2024
It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:02:38

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All Hell Has Broken Lose

5/17/2024
It was complete chaos at the hearing on Merrick Garland. Verbal shots were fired, names were called... Listen to this whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut to hear the whole fiasco! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:13:21

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"Hey Joe, What About Your Uncle That Was Eaten By Cannibals?"

5/16/2024
The debates between Biden and Trump are on! One on ABC and the other on CNN. The guys have some ideas on how Trump could handle the debate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:12:52

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Would You Rather Encounter An Unknown Man Or A Bear

5/16/2024
This question to women has taken the internet by storm: "If you were hiking alone, would you rather encounter an unknown man or a bear?" The majority is answering bear... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:05:01

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The Trump Vs Biden Debate!

5/15/2024
Right as the guys were going on air this morning, Biden posted a bizarre video on twitter challenging Trump to a debate... Trump has responded that he's game. This will be a show of shows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:08:51