Inkblot Astrology

In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike’s new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn’s Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Kate’s dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor’s new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

WELCOME BACK! It’s been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there’s a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses, Love Island, Labubu, Dubai chocolate, matcha, and Natalie Portman McRib. Book a reading or learn more: Jess Abbott [Inkblot Astrology] Kate Kettelkamp [Kronos Astrology] Support + Subscribe: Patreon (Inkblot Astrology) Sign up for our newsletters: Jess’s Newsletter Kate’s Newsletter Follow us: Instagram @inkblot_astro @kronosastrology Tiktok @inkblotastrology @kronosastrology

Huge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one HERE. Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist Alex Boxer, author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book HERE. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Book a Reading Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

More Taurus earthiness, immortality, Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis and their Quarantine Pinot Noir, and a discussion on wine with veteran sommelier Zoe Wilkins. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Taurus season, societal shifts, Chris Crocker, We Are The Union, and a discussion on the recent rise of OnlyFans sex work with OnlyFans content creator Blake. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Aries season, our personal and collective nemeses, Becky Lynch, Ratboys, and a discussion on the world of professional wrestling with wrestler, musician, and cohost of Grap Grrrlz podcast Shahnaz Zarif. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

All bets are off. Join me for some quarantine stress relief. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Saturn moving into Aquarius, a mini forecast, and Mulan. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Mercury Retrograde, Pisces season, a mini forecast, Kaina, and a discussion on the names of the planets with etymological investigation enthusiast Helen Zaltzman. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Valentine's Day, Cupid, J. Lo + Shakira's halftime show, the Grammy's, the Iowa Caucus, the Impeachment Trial, and a sign compatibility segment with Jenny Owen Youngs. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Uranus, the 2020 U.S. Primary election, Aquarius season, Slow Pulp, and an interview with Democratic strategist Ryan O'Donnell. Click here for the 2020 Primary election dates by state. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Mars, the New Year, astrology memes, Adam Sandler, Capricorn season, Big Thief, and an interview with Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Happy New Year! This week we bid Chris adieu in his final episode, discuss Astrology Apps: which to take into the New Year and which to leave in dusty 2019, plus an Astro Probe with music journalist Dan Ozzi. Stay tuned for an all new show in 2020. Explore the dark, at InkblotAstrology.com This week's advice: 1. How do I stop being reclusive and start dating again? 2. My partner and I both have Pisces Sun and Pisces Moon, how can we become better communicators? 3. My school's band director had an affair with my friend's mom and I reported him to admin after he yelled at a student about it but I lost friends as a result, how do I let things go and stop feeling guilty about what I did? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we celebrate with a special episode on the Harry Potter Houses. We sort the 4 elements, 12 signs, and ourselves, with guest host Hrishikesh Hirway of podcasts Song Exploder + West Wing Weekly and musical projects The One A.M. Radio + Moors. This week's advice: 1. My family is moving away, should I stay where I am or move with them? 2. My partner doesn't like to do much; how can I entertain myself without abandoning them? 3. What sign is SANTA CLAUS? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week we bore Chris with the Aspects, wind down the educational content of the pod, talk wrestling, money spending, Chris vows to stop talking about s*x, plus an Astro Probe with musician Shamir. This week's advice: 1. What advice would you give to the WWE to be a more entertaining show? 2. What would you do with $100 mil and how does that relate to your natal chart? 3. How would you group the 12 signs into the Harry Potter houses? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week we talk about the Lunar Nodes, the ecliptic, the Russian whale jail, several ninja turtles, + more, plus an Astro Probe with musician and cartoonist Tommy Siegel of bands Jukebox the Ghost and Narc Twain. This week's advice: 1. A lot of my chart is earth and air but lately I've been crying a lot, why is that? 2. I found out I was the side chick for year so we broke up and have a rocky friendship because of his girlfriend, what should I do? 3. I'm in love with my best friend but I don't think it's mutual, how can I move on? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs