Cane & Corey

Just when you think you’ve officially heard everything, someone hits you with, “Hey… wanna eat a Kentucky Klondike bar?” Then somehow it escalates into us taking a quiz about things we’ve done in the bedroom… and Jai really had the audacity to say “no” to one of them. Suspicious. Very suspicious. And that’s only the beginning—because apparently this conversation had no brakes. Stay tuned… it only gets weirder.

What happened to the show!

Funniest animal names you’ve ever heard… but seriously, keep your head on a swivel—because the double-chinned cave beaver is out there judging you. Cane discovers the life-changing magic of a washcloth and immediately questions every decision he’s ever made up to this point. And yes, everyone gets “phubed”… some more aggressively than others. No one is safe. PLUS a bunch of other completely necessary nonsense you didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

We’ve dusted off a term so old it probably has a pension: the Clam Slam. Meanwhile, Cane is back at it, and either the multiverse is leaking or he’s definitely seeing double. Also, we’ve decided that starvation is a small price to pay to avoid the $41 Coachella pizza slice—unless that crust is stuffed with literal gold and a VIP pass. PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Britney Trumpy guest hosts and schools the boys in how to treat a lady, real or AI, and Initials Game!

It's a free for all Friday and this week we have a Better Half Battle. Cane and BFR VS. Cousin Rick and Nuzzin. Things get NUTS!! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Breaking news: apparently we’re now expected to tip DJs like they just performed open-heart surgery. Also, Jai? Still a world-class D-bag—some traditions never die. In other terrifying updates, there’s allegedly some aggressive, headline-grabbing “ass-eating bacteria” sweeping the nation (who approved this naming, honestly?), so maybe just… sit carefully. And if you’re trying to keep your relationship alive, experts everywhere are now recommending the mysterious “6–7 method.” No one knows what it is, but it sounds important, so you better start doing it immediately. PLUS MUCH MORE! (Because things clearly weren’t chaotic enough already.)

We crack open a brand-new conspiracy - this time starring pandas (yes, the fluffiest suspects yet ). Also, serious question: how did that guy even manage to shoot the gun?? And we pose the question make an only fans to make $100 million...Jai says "Yes, Please!". And that’s just the beginning… buckle up.

A surprisingly large percentage of men have nicknames for their penis…so the question is: which one of us calls ours “The Little Warrior”? We also tackle the age-old debate: Does pretty privilege really exist? Because according to our field research…it absolutely does not apply at Home Depot. Plus we discuss why former baseball star Darryl Strawberry may also hold the title of “The Three-Minute Man.” All that and a whole lot more questionable life discussions coming your way!

Just because we think they smell funny doesn’t automatically make us xenophobic… right? …Right?? Ever wondered what a Neanderthal actually sounded like? Well, buckle up - we’re crossing that prehistoric bridge together! And in a shocking turn of events (absolutely no one is surprised), Jai wins yet again at Butt Hurt! Plus… plenty more questionable discoveries along the way!

Jai casually mentions he’s heading to his son’s class to do a wholesome little reading session… and somehow Cane turns it into a full-blown nightclub appearance. And because no episode is complete without absolute chaos, Cane dives headfirst into another conspiracy theory — but this time Taylor Swift is somehow involved. (We’re not saying she’s behind everything… but we’re not not saying it either.) PLUS a whole lot more nonsense you definitely didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

Cane and Corey just checked something off the bucket list — and yes, it cost an arm and a leg. Literally. Meanwhile, the “new” dating terms everyone’s freaking out about? Please. That’s just fashion week for feelings. We’ve been ghosting, orbiting, breadcrumbing, and emotionally tax-evading since dial-up internet. Slap a trendy name on it and suddenly it’s groundbreaking? Groundbreaking would be someone actually texting back. PLUS. SO. MUCH. MORE.

When you're feeling unsure and emotionally fragile, nothing says “self-care” like pulling over for a romantic evening with a freshly flattened deer. …said absolutely no one in the history of humanity—except this one unhinged whackjob. Cane even surprised himself when his stew turned out to be a Michelin-star experience...watch out Gordon Ramsey And of course, Jim Cantore is back - gleefully frolicking through the thundersnow, loving life! PLUS MUCH MORE!

It’s Friday… so obviously it’s time for a completely unhinged, no-holds-barred, Free-For-All Offensive Friday. First up: we’re calling the CEO of Burger King to respectfully (but passionately) share our thoughts....Jai was SO passionate! Then we tackle the absolute collapse of train etiquette which has, quite frankly, gone off the rails… literally. PLUS much more chaos, commentary, and questionable decision-making to kick off your weekend properly.

Is it ever socially acceptable to rock the same socks two days in a row? According to Cane: absolutely. According to the rest of society: we have questions. Meanwhile, Jai finally wins a game — sure, it’s ButtHurt, but a win is a win and we’re not checking the record books too closely. PLUS questionable life choices, unexpected victories, and probably a laundry intervention. Stay tuned.

Yesterday it was Cane. Today? Jai’s lining up a jump shot at Corey. We’re ranking the absolute best cities to celebrate Valentine’s Day (because love apparently needs a zip code). Meanwhile, Cane only makes phone calls in the car. Some people call him efficient. Others call him… a D-bag with Bluetooth. PLUS a suspicious amount of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more than anyone asked for.

Cane breaks it down: a stereotype is basically just pattern recognition… BEEP BEEP, back it up. Cane also got hit on at the bar - but tragically, for all the wrong reasons. And honestly, who even cares which Super Bowl halftime show you watched? Just pass the chicken wings. Plus a whole lot more chaos.

Since it was Friday, we said “hell with it” and declared a full-blown Free-For-All Friday. We handed the keys to the C & C Mafia… and things escalated quickly. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We spill the tea on all the gross little things we do that somehow feel totally normal - from sneaky nose-picking to… yes, occasionally peeing in cups (don’t act shocked). But hey, no judgment… you’ve done it too! PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

We’ve officially crowned the most annoying person on the internet (you’re welcome), and trust us - you’ll agree in under 30 seconds. We also present compelling evidence that the NFL might be scripted, dive headfirst into the internet’s messiest controversies, and somehow still have time for MUCH MORE.