Doom Generation

Animation April continues as we get off to an ignorant start on a journey to a new world that begins with new headwear including an old smelly hat (three generations crisp), platforms to keep the beans clean for Queen Latifah, questions about the scale, filial cannibalism, heart eyes hard eyes, valley mice, somehow and surprise Dana Carvey with broccoli & sparklies. It's a story that reminds you that immigrant mice have always touched your produce with their feet because as we all know, THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA! Let Don Bluth do it to ya with An American Tail this time on Doom Generation!

Animated April continues with our dumbest episode yet! Join us in a wacky world of Ralph Bakshi's fetishes with baby voices, career showgirls, asking questions that have no answers, roleplay foreplay, Kim Basinger - all 108 lbs. of her and Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout! We lied! There's singing after all and we ask the pertinent questions like what's Spark's deal and why is he here, why does Frank get dot eyes and is Jack gonna cum on this Doodle? We're Doodlin' out all over town so keep your pen in your pocket and drop on into Cool World, now playing on Doom Generation!

Criminently! It's Animation April (and our 250th episode!) so we're bringing you some foxy foxes, passing secret pouches, Prince John Little John long Johns and a debtor's prison? More like DEAD-er's prison! We discuss the trials of Chet Haze, ask if snakes sleep long and we don't know how it happened but Clucky and Little John hooked up. Who's in there stroking the taxes? Substitute with your asshole of choice! Wet eyes, get ready for 'em it's Disney's Robin Hood now on Doom Generation. Oo-de-lally golly what an episode!

To end this month of music we're bringing you an all singing all dancing SPEK-TAH-KLE so please remove your ear buds for your safety. We take our first flight with the Green Fairy to a time where they've been slamming pussies to the ground for 100 years. You're getting Duke culture appropriation, Johnny Lee Miller Easter eggs (literally), Toulouse slander, more surprise X-Files, lipstick EVERYWHERE, consumption raining on the masses and a lil' crimp to the MOON. Double break, double dose of absinthe and double the research assistant with guest star LORETTA spilling the beans on our secret to youth. It's Moulin Rouge! on this episode of Doom Generation!

We're comin' from behind when the lights are low for our next entry in March to the Music. It's a throwback that is ahead of it's time while being so of it's time. Relive the early 2000's with extremely low rise jeans right on the Sigourney, elegant lucite heels (RIP Dlisted), hair flips, jeans and flip flops plus acoustic guitar (NO Alan M), the instantaneous of death of AJ Benza, Jerky Boys, Carson Daly Johnny Carson Carson City and all the GATTACAAAAA you can handle! Do you have change for a tampon? Let's be girls together and spend 6 whole hours and 5 long days on Josie and the Pussycats, this time on Doom Generation.

March to the Music continues with a star studded cast! Top Dollar makes a triumphant return, Doom Darling Kyle MacLachlan, dearly departed Kilmer and Madsen, Mimi Rogers and all her teeth, recent problem Crispin Glover and COSTAS MANDYLOR (but NOT Jim Carrey!)In our first double breaker of the year we have sad blossom hats, French tacos, a great penis, too many alcohols, loose pissin' and Kimberly Jimberly Morrison on the mystery track.Is everybody in? The Doom Generation is about to begin, it's The Doors!

It's a new month so let's get bodacious with our first offering for March to the Music! We've got an assortment of creepers and MJ drag, a limp Olive Oyl, BDSM gear in our OFFISSSSSS, poor hydration, a hot boxed Beamer and a heartfelt plea for a cheese subscription. Is it rockin' steady, rockin' so HARD? Steady, maybe - hard, yes! Set your brooms to stun and behold the inner crisper it's Rock n Roll Highschool Forever (and ever) this time on Doom Generation!

Take a slow cartwheel into our final fatality of February. We're boarding a dragon boat to another dimension where the hairs got body and the body got body, double 4 balls, double Dean Koontz, Kenny Rogers Kung Fu master and Christopher Lambert the house down BOOTS. Ask the tough questions like who's bringing the soup, why is there soup? The spoon suggests soup. This isn't a meet and greet sir, the rules are whatever this serious Bob says. FINISH HIM! It's Mortal Kombat, now playing on Doom Generation!

This doesn't have a happy ending, we got numbers numbers numbers, sins on sins, the sweetest taboooo, Eli and his long butt and antibiotics like Mayim Bialik. John C. McGinley comes thru again even though Sloth hasn't hit that hard since the 90's. Don't come in here to be the big spoon whilst stinking of blood and semen because we know it smells CRAZY, when this is over people will be talking about it. Join us on a Galentine's date for two on Friday the 13th for Se7en. Jodie Foster is STILL not impressed, this week on Doom Generation.

Fatal February continues with the most criminally of the insane where we clock a cold sore, a serious Bob, road head head, and a lil' quid pro quo. We affirm that Doom Gen will NOT be helping, in fact we're gonna watch the next bitch get kidnapped! Clarice steels herself for the gangbang and there are no Grissom breaths in a mortuary, get us a bucket, a basket and don't forget the COCOON! Why are you Kevin James right now? Tune in and find out, we're feelin' big through the hips and ROOMY so put the lotion in the basket, it's time for the 35th anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs, now on Doom Generation!

Fatal February is sneakin' creepin' peepin' and DER DA ALEX BEEEEEEE! We're kicking it off from the hair to the stare with multi-colored slime, REALLY sexy people, bad hair, a bummed out dawg, Martha and that mouth-shut money and JAMES FUCKHOUSE! Join us for a tiddy out tantrum because Glenn can smell it and she's closer than before. It's Fatal Attraction, now playing on Doom Generation!

Vajanuary is closing up and we made it y'all! We made sure to put our wigs on BEFORE we enter the bank because THAT'S THE PROCEDURE! Tune in for condescending dick, an unsuccessful crackhead, a non-English Nigel, Godfather cosplay and the oiliest sex scene featuring En Vogue! Celebrate Queen Latifah's strong wrists and SAGless Ursula in Fredericks of Hollywood and finally, share the tears we turd as we say tah-tah to TT. We're doing it to the left and the right, we're ready to Set It Off , this time on Doom Generation.

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on a an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulroney (both sides!) and GATTACAAAAA! Let's go to Mexico it's Thelma & Louise, this time on Doom Generation - wanted in two states!

We're at the mons of Vajanuary so join us as the Doom Crew learns to swim, a catholic Tina Belcher, fart chemical science, Cleo-spatula, Bob Hoskins succeeding where Jack Nicholson failed and oops, a broken hymen. Still saving ourselves for Jake Ryan even though he's a bus driving pederast because a real woman is never too old! Don't take your wig and go home, tune into Mermaids, it's there in his kiss on Doom Generation!

Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all. Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have written it, a movie that made us avoid cherries for 35 years, fall in love with The Witches of Eastwick, this time on Doom Generation.

It's Vajanuary and it feels soooo GOOD! We're heading into a one stunt town with the Pretty Women of the Old West. We got a Roach Ranch, a Colonelin', a pie that's just gotta be had, lesbians? NOPE and we're bringing it all back to the homestead on Mary Stuart Masterson's big juicy ass! Come into our inside outside room, it's Bad Girls on this episode of Doom Generation.

It's time for 2025 to SKEE-daddle so we're wrapping up Dudecember with the duderest movie of all time. We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' just as much as these spurs with a wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! This isn't a nudie program, hide out on Toughnut with Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!

Tis the season and the smell of consumerism is in the air! We're headed to a mall with at least two levels to feast on a first floor food court and relax our eyes just enough to see the magic sail boat and maybe get some sage advice from Stan Lee. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? It's Mallrats, this week on Doom Generation!

This week we have fake badges and a briefcase full of blank papers as we take you to a time where where all you needed was a can of Aquanet, a frosted lip and a FRENCH CUUUUT bikini to make it work. It's not soft corn porno, but these are the breasts of 40-something year old women. Pinch that nussy skin because we're feeling big, bad and stupid lookin' - it's giving just the facts ma'am, Dragnet - this time on Doom Generation.

It's a new month and it's time for the dudes to dude down for Dudecember! We start off with a Dudeist prayer while Kim threatens violence, we see Madonna's first baby daddy (probably) and a possible dry ferret attack. Nicole tells a story about a boy named Sasha who dodged a bullet (reach out!), Tessa tells a story about trying to keep it together in a mortuary and a doc that jorks yer peanitz because he's THURRUH. Make way for The Big Lebowski now playing on Doom Generation!