Gossip Girl Blast Cast

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! Join F & N as they welcome back old characters (Lily's home!) and welcome new ones for the first time (how did the show afford 2009 Tyra Banks?). In this episode, N8 is back to being fun, Dan is back to being a psycho, and Serena is back to her annoying ways. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Hello Upper East Siders! We are back with a new episode where we try to find the answers to life's all important questions: When is the least appropriate time to reveal yourself to your birth father? Is Serena actually bearable this episode? And just who invented the battery? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! After a two year hiatus, F and N are back, along with Georgina, to the world of Manhattan's elite as our favourite Upper East Siders start college. Listen as we question whether the writers ever actually attended college, why on earth anyone can recognise Dan for his writing, and if anything could be more boring than Bree and N8. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! F and N return for Season 3 but will the season opener live up to the highs of Season 2? And will F and N's friendship ever recover from the major disagreement regarding a certain blonde's dress choice? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! Join F and N for another (very explicit) dip into the world of gossip girl fanfiction in what is perhaps the silliest episode so far. Listen in to enjoy some wonderful F accents, tips for what not to shout during sex, and the return of fan favourite Marcus Beaton! The following half hour is VERY NSFW. Enjoy! WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey Wakey Upper East Siders! Join F and N as they discuss the highs (Marcus) and lows (Aaron) of season two. Find out which ships have made it into their hearts, what fashion deserves to be thrown into a skip and burnt, and a preview of new categories for season three. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Hello Upper East Siders! Double excitement on today's episode - it's the season finale AND we are finally joined by special guest Mysterious Husband! Join us as we discuss the many plot holes of Gossip Girl's identity, why big decisions shouldn't be made "on drugs" and why grandfather lives for the juicy gossip. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! F and N are back this week with an episode full of flashbacks to the 1980s. Tune in for hot takes on 80s fashion, outrage at Rufus-erasure, and an impeccable Valley Girl accent. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Hello Upper East Siders! We are back with a new episode where we ask some of life's important questions: When did Serena become a qualified sting operative? Is it ethical to get your child arrested for childcare purposes? And who is your favourite character and why is it Georgina Sparks? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Welcome back Upper East Siders! Today F&N are joined by Special Guest E to break down all the latest drama. Together we ponder life's important questions such as: Can you make papier mache without paper? Are all antique engagement rings that repulsive? And does N8's inability to read extend to maps? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

F & N are back with special guest R to discuss the horrifying world of Hollywood's elite. That's right, it's a bonus episode all about gossip concerning the cast from just 10 short years ago! Listen as N & R react to F spilling the deets on who dated whom and other scintillating bits of Gossip Girl gossip. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Hello Upper East Siders. Join F and N for the highs and highs of season 2 episode 2. What could be better than plot relevant waistcoats, the return of Grandfather, and an episode where Cyrus just wants to have a nice meal? Not to mention the little fact of Serena's secret! Could this be the best of Gossip Girl so far? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! F&N are joined this week by special guest T to discuss the latest goings on among Manhattan's elite. This episode we cover why Serena is the actual worst, the Sweet Sixteen traditions of both Scotland and Norway, and what was almost the biggest writing fail of the season - Dan having a fan. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Welcome back Upper East Siders! F&N are back to discuss another gem of an episode - thanks season 2! We ask questions such as: why was half of New York invited to the Van der Bildt family reunion, what the hell happened with Spiros in Santorini and if you say Grandfather 3 times fast does he appear? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! Join F&N for the Constance/St Jude senior play where we ask questions like: why did they trust a 15 year old with costuming, why can't Sabrina cope with rejection and why is Vanessa's character so glaringly one dimensional? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Hello Upper East Siders. This episode, a slightly hysterical F and N delve into the bizarre world of underground cults, PTA meetings, and poorly supervised detention in the latest Gossip Girl installment. Also tune in for Jack's replacement as the reigning worst person (RWP) on the show! WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders! Tune in this week with special guest R for college acceptance day! We ask vital questions such as: why is Miss Carr younger than Derena, why did n8s family choose opera above life and how does Chuck have human traffickers on speed dial? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Good morning Upper East Siders! Tune in to the Blast Cast this week to hear F and N discuss the return of the mini-minions, Nelly Yuki's terrible attempts at subterfuge, and why Dan and Serena need an intervention. This episode also features a lesson in time-keeping for Vanessa and N8. WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Wakey Wakey Upper East Siders. Join F and N as they ask all the important questions: who breaks up with someone three hours in to a 15 hour flight? Why is Uncle Jack so creepy? And just what have the Gossip Girl writers done with N8? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com

Welcome back Upper East Siders! Join F & N in lockdown as they discuss this weeks drama filled episode and ponder life's important questions: are newspaper photo editors underappreciated? why is Jenny trolling funerals for work? and what's wrong with apricot muffins? WARNING: there will be spoilers! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ggblastcast or email us gossipgirlblastcast@hotmail.com