Kakos Industries
Arts & Culture Podcasts
A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You...
Location:
United States
Description:
A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.
Language:
English
Episodes
Not Cover Story – Grad School
4/6/2026
kakosindustries.com/patreon Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad here. I wanted to give you some updates on some interesting and exciting news that I have to share. A few months ago, I got the idea in my head that I would benefit from going to grad school. I have really enjoyed traveling in the past especially visiting […]
Duration:00:06:35
179 – Dosed
4/1/2026
in which Corin gets dosed, Fourest shares some updates, a deal is broken, and Merv “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro:What you are about to hear is something you wish you heard a long time ago. Hello […]
Duration:00:31:16
Check Out Who The F**K Killed My Sister?
3/1/2026
www.whothefkilled.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here again. This time, I want to introduce you to a podcast that I’ve been listening to and really enjoying recently and I’m hoping you will check it out. It’s called Who the Fuck Killed My Sister? Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? is a dark, twisted and hilarious […]
Duration:00:30:33
178 – Wisdom Shared
3/1/2026
in which Junior has some ideas to share, Clarissa and Hedera complain about “The Wretch”, and Najee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is lethal in large doses. […]
Duration:00:33:08
177 – Banishment
2/1/2026
in which Fourest is upgraded once again, the merging of the Matmos is slowed, and Nyssa Woods “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is totes goated. Hello and […]
Duration:00:32:57
176 – Risen
1/1/2026
in which work continues to unify the Matmos, there are some concerning updates about Fourest, you kill a plant, and Kayve Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear […]
Duration:00:31:19
175 – Coming Down
12/1/2025
Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the sound of a penny coming out of a well on the other side of the earth. Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries Corporate Shareholder Announcements. At […]
Duration:00:28:19
174 – Deeth-lerium (Halloween 2025)
10/31/2025
in which you start to have a real bad trip, shadow men come to collect, Fourest finds himself on a mission, and Ruddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to […]
Duration:00:47:16
173 – Reunions
10/1/2025
in which Corin recounts a strange trip, Kimmie has been playing in the pools, and Jamie Bee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear has been well lubricated. Hello […]
Duration:00:30:23
172 – Disentombment
9/1/2025
in which Corin and friends violate the laws of mankind, Kimmie plays in the pools, and the middle Tabitha talks family. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is extra crispy. Hello and […]
Duration:00:28:05
171 – Lab Reports
8/1/2025
in which Soundman and Corin avoid eye contact, you feel a tickle in your ear, Junior gets some important information, and Sivia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you are […]
Duration:00:29:40
170 – As Two
7/1/2025
in which Corin and Soundman share an awkward moment, the middle Tabitha turns out to be a big nerd, and Luna the Lucky “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you […]
Duration:00:34:38
169 – As One
6/1/2025
in which a strange robot makes an appearance, we learn about a branch of the Cult of Ohh Ahh, and Helpmecorin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: what you are about […]
Duration:00:30:16
168 – First Date
5/1/2025
In which we hear from Corin Deeth I, Corin III goes on a date, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is an assault on decency but like in […]
Duration:00:29:52
167 – The Dangers of Reading
4/1/2025
In which Violet does some light reading, Corin tries to get her help, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is glassy and chimey with creamy mids. Corin: Hello […]
Duration:00:34:10
166 – Eleven
3/1/2025
In which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is one long pun. […]
Duration:00:34:10
165 – Poison Pill
2/1/2025
In which Violet makes some connections, Junior watches a new anime, Meredith learns the lingo, and Mirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. CONRAD: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is made of star stuff. […]
Duration:00:34:16
164 – Wild Night
1/1/2025
In which we cannot remember exactly what happened last night, you get some travel advice, and William Buchstaber “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. RYAN: What you are about to hear is everything you need it to be, but nothing you want it to be. CORIN: Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate […]
Duration:00:33:40
Not Cover Story – The Plan
12/1/2024
I had some thoughts. Hello, everyone. Well, it looks like we might be heading into some difficult times again. I don’t want to make predictions about how difficult or how bad, partly because I think it’s irresponsible, but I wanted to talk about the plan going forward. I’m not talking about the plan for Kakos […]
Duration:00:06:24
163 – Tabitha Prime
12/1/2024
In which we meet Tabitha, we learn a lot about duplicating people, we learn what a “Thumper” is, and Eddie Eyes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]
Duration:00:32:56