SCP Archives

“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Janice - Kayla Temshiv Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino Burtkurt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe D-Class - Mick Wheaton Scientist 1 - Daisy McNamara Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman Director- Giancarlo Herrera Art - Pacific S. Obadiah Music- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino Camera Person - Melissa Lusk Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P Jenkins Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Mendonza - Rissa Montanez Bradley - Melissa Lusk Reynolds - B. Narr Wilhelm - Damon Alums Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera Walker - Shelby Novak Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah Operator - Hannah Schooner Mendoza - Rissa Montanez Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Elevator - Tal Minear Speedo Man - Derrick Valen Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins Interviewer - Marquiz Moore Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Little Timmy - Tal Minear Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills David - Chris Harris-Beechy Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Chauffer - Rissa Montanez Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Interviewer - Marquiz Moore D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript Patrons Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Podcast Host - Fay Roberts D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Elevator - Tal Minear Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah Scientist 2 - B. Narr Security Guard - Damon Alums Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Matt Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even. But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams. Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse words Thank you for listening to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House". To support the show directly, please consider leaving them a review on your listening platform of choice, or joining their Patreon! Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design. Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons Pt 2 - Dec 22-31 Amandazillapop, HPCringecraft, Sam Clayt, overcast51, vanjerino, DazAnOrk, Jackson Zenger, Cole Martin, Dominic Wills, GamesandCereal, SteelRook00205, Oskar Mastalerz, Khaos Kelly, paradoz430, Paul Kenney, Marielle Nunez, Tom Torrens, Charles Pratta, Smack Turmoil, and Lukas Danner Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC Computer - Ben Counter O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Mekhanist - Giancarlo Herrera Abel - Nasim Benelkour Cain - Karim Kronfli Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2. Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons Pt 1 - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC Computer - Ben Counter Giles.AIC - Kayla Temshiv O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Private Samson - Russ More Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Lieutenant McNabb - Hannah Schooner Abel - Nasim Benelkour Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected. Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych. Visit their website: https://theredactedunit.com/ Join the discussion: http://theredactedunit.com/discord [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1) Jacob Kane makes a big life change Starring: Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane Athan as Eli Reyes Dan Morris as The Strict Producer Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter Karen Neat as Server James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord) Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane Harlan Guthrie as ■■■ Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■ Ben Akira Spencer as Officer Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic) General Show Warnings Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language. Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date. Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language. Requested by Evil Guy on Discord. Transcript Patrons Dec 1 - 15 Sam Rotman, Sinnamoroll, Calla, Beth P, James, Jose Arias, pdxbird, Neil Durkin, Markus Barbossa, Robert Powell, Kit Barlow, Patrick McMillen, Scruffles the World-Eater, Alan Melchor, Rebekka R, fridablomst, Snow Stickel, Dillon Heidenreich, and Matt Martin Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6504 was written by J. Dune Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Daisy McNamara Computer - Marquiz Moore Dr. Tanaka - Melissa Lusk Lyndhoff - Harlan Guthrie With Brad Colbroock as Himself. Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Dana Creasman Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height. Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernatural Transcript Patrons Nov 23-30 Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle, SleepyBee, Leonard Papszun iveus, Keegan Scher, Rhyus Farseer, Denn, Kelly Nunya, Josh Lastname, Jacob Perry, Damian X Face, and Zak Watson! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3840 was written by NatVoltaic Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Elissa Park Mercier - Kale Brown Villenueve - Russ More Subject 2 - Bailey Wolfe Subject 3 - Chris Harris-Beechey SCP-3840 - Dustin Parsons Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Dana Creasman Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dread Transcript Patrons SparkyOpossum, Ember Beckman, Lilith Night, ImmeasurableHeaven, Garrett Levin, Todd Caputto, Matthew Cambell, Fangerionix, Alexandru Zugrav, Elijah Barlow, LokiXero, Willow, Lavender, Amelia!, Gabriel, and Courtney Sanders Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8670 was written by Inactivity Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jesse Hall Birkmire - Shelby Novak Wozniak - Sam Stark Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th century. Content Warnings: Animal death, death of loved one, claustrophobia. Transcript Patrons Nov 1-12 Chloe Calloway, Luna the Trans Chillet, Von Robinson, Jack Philbrick, Damion Hammann, Obscure Monarch, Steve Moon, Rowan Gallagher, Griffey Green, Erik, Antonysam, Cole Higginbotham, ToadTheTree, Leah Bender, Ryan Warby, and Hauntlink Find theaters and showtimes for Return To Silent Hill at tickets.returntosilenthill.com Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-4924 was written by Dr. Balthazar Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Jon Grilz Francis - Hannah Schooner Journaler - Giancarlo Herrera Riley - Elissa Park Pete- Marquiz Moore Grace - Bailey Wolfe Jesse - Daisy McNamara Researcher - B. Narr Dialogue Editor - Nate Dufort Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnage Transcript Patrons Oct 23 - 31 Sinner Leaders, Galaxy Eating Dragon, Galmatrax1, Shadow Strike, Aaron, Dave Baxter, Tristan Lewis, Ian, Jonathan Fritz, QuillGimmuk, Kyle Herford, Finn, HtOakenshield, ShinyMills, Ketrik Beck, The Hate Tank, Dragonthedrake, Kevin Alexander, aand Mr_Bile Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-799 was written by Photosynthetic SCP-1048 was written by trennerdios. Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator 1 - Hannah Schooner Narrator 2 - Brandon Nyugen Dr. Carver - Vic Collins Dr. Kilroy - Katrina Pecina Teddy Bear - Chris Harris-Beechey Dialogue Editor - Dustin Parsons Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter. Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence, Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases, Alcohol abuse Patrons Icecreamtruck56, Jed Linafelt, Jacob Watt, Tyke Arbon, DownWithTheThickness3425, Titian Vermin, Nikkyb5y, DatKat, Zazo, Sylas ONeil, Tristan Wentworth, Jacob Jordan, and Max Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-835 was written by by Dr Gears and DrClef, Exit Strategy was written by SpoonOfEvil Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Nate Dufort Lt. Campbell - Erika Sanderson Podcaster - Chris Harris-Beechey Pundit - Brandon P. Jenkins Doctor - Hannah Schooner Newscaster - Kale Brown Scientist - Madeline Moore Dialogue Editor - Sam Stark Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin. Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialism Transcript: Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6262 was written by Waspus Script by Loggerhead Narrator - Mick Wheaton SCP-6262 - Giancarlo Herrera Soren - Melissa Lusk Cosmo Kemp - Bailey Wolf Dialogue Editor - Sam Stark Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood. Content Warnings: War, gore, suicide, violence, self harm. Transcript: Patrons: Oct 8-14 Kevin Sanchez, KBD Shadow, Awolf123, Tormod, AwesomePickel, RedGen, Harley Jacob Hannon, Ben Tabor, Drew, and Shawn Kyle Reed Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-4715 was written by Dr. Balthazaar Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Nigel Tissington-Evers - Ben Counter Dr. Steven Roberts - Giancarlo Herrera Wei Zimin - Melissa Lusk SCP-1000 Instance - William A. Welman Dialogue Editor - Nate Dufort Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.