The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

Today is "Take Your Child To Work Day" so Dave brought his nine-year-old James back to co-host the entire show! We tested the audience to see if they were smarter than him, took the disgusting Beanboozled challenge, and played off the Newlywed Game to see how well Dave knows his son... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Cup is coming to Philly and the price gouging is insane! Jeff Bezos's rocket has a problem being premature, Barilla released a fun way to make your pasta, and with TV sweeps taking a break, get ready for all the awful replacement shows. ESPN is planning their own version of Jeopardy, and we got another listener voice text with a messy problem at home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we had a slew of random stories, from an emergency hot air balloon landing to a million bees who got loose on the highway! A cruise passenger won a lawsuit for being served too much tequila, other cruise passengers were not so lucky with their destination be rerouted. Women are getting wacky with their wine drinking, and we hit the phones to hear what your last petty argument with your significant other was about! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action! We celebrated every stoner's favorite holiday, heard about a smash and grab with a twist, Amazon drones may want to reconsider their current policies, and Spirit Airlines has declared bankruptcy again. Seeing as it's 4/20, there's a new food delivery service you may wanna use, and we hit the phones to have some fun playing the "Florida Man Challenge!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we heard what dentists recommend as far as brushing before or after coffee, some pilots have been reprimanded by the FAA for their cockpit radio antics, and a grandma was thought dead only to be found gaming! A lot of people are turning to AI to diagnosis their health woes, we paid one last tribute to the least interesting man in the world, and hit the phones to hear what your ex or spouse would be if they were represented by a store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we heard a rather creative excuse for speeding from a Florida woman, scientists are saying human pee can be used as fertilizer, a lazy beaver has been driving a store crazy, and DoorDash Silver may be the next side hustle for any seniors out there! We paid tribute to the least interesting men out there once again, and hit the phones to hear the thing you LEAST expected about adulthood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is the big deadline for taxes, we discovered the king of beers across the pond, there's a new cereal on the market whose main ingredient is meat, and an Icelandic pilot celebrated his final day in the cockpit in a rather extreme way! TikTokkers have gotten a taste for mini clay pots, and we hit the phones to debate the most contentious pronunciations in the English language! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was a first, hearing the National Anthem whistled at a ballgame. Some guy has been treating his parrot like a fish, the Rock Hall inductees were announced, and the crunch is on for Tax Day tomorrow! We found an interesting dating survey, and despite normally getting listener email with problems to solve, today it was a voicemail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was grumpy about Rory winning The Masters again, but at least there was plenty of comedy relief. We got the audio from that neighbor brawl involving the star of Reacher, cowboys are going digital, and it's National Scrabble Day! The Stones just released new music under their alias, and we talked a poor guy at a Tampa Bay Rays game that pants'd himself going after a foul ball! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked about a baseball game that was more of a hot dog festival, Dave gave his take on Round 1 at The Masters, and we added another reason not to fly to our list! Some people believe the Artemis II mission is a hoax, perhaps the grossest date ever just happened in Greece, and if you're headed to Coachella, we have a survival kit you may be interested in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the start of The Masters! And someone just pranked Augusta National Golf Club. A news reporter had a live report from a seafood place go wrong, a California man thought he found a way to beat high gas prices, and rubbing sugar on your butt is gaining popularity thanks to TikTok! Some woman gave birth at a hockey game, and we all dreamt up what we'd serve on our Masters menu had we won the golf tournament. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! If you're a Lakers fan, it's been a rough week. If you're a golf fan, it's the best week! We discovered why the car in front of you at the drive-thru takes forever, we got a taste of Sebastian Bach fronting Twisted Sister, and those parents who allowed their toddler to sneak into the Hershey zoo wolf pen just got charged! Joey Chestnut went up against four Tampa Bay Bucs lineman in a cake-eating competition, and we tried to solve another listener dilemma! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well Michigan won it all in the NCAA basketball tourney, Dave is hoping to win it all with his Masters bets, and the Statue of Liberty is getting harder to see! Some guy in the UK has been serenading his apartment building in a unique way, we celebrated National Beer Day, and shared our childhood punishments! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave is in all his glory this week as the 90th Masters golf tournament approaches, there's been more problems with Waymo autonomous cars, some Irishman wants to own the first bar on the moon, and Easter injuries are on the rise! There's now a handbag for (extremely rich) dinosaur lovers, and we hit the phones to hear about gifts that you never got to using! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Friday! We had a lot of fun, heading into Easter break with more fallout from Tiger Woods' latest car crash to a prank Wolfgang Van Halen played on his audience this week. The Artemis II crew had a problem with their toilet, Kristi Noem's husband (and his boobs) have been unavoidable this week, and there's some rather odd Easter bunnies hopping around lately. We also hit the phones to hear the strangest place you've relieved yourself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we learned that "rock, paper, scissors" is a really big deal in Japan, there's a new app that provides a lawyer if you get pulled over by police, we ran down the list of the best corporate pranks for April Fools' Day, the largest cruise ship ever sets off on its maiden voyage today, and we hit the phones to hear your opinion on what technology has ruined! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! The Tiger Woods saga continues, as cops confirmed what we were all thinking. There's a new piece of Mets merch that the Sopranos would love, a Florida man turned into a literal coke head, and the star of Reacher is back in the news again showing his softer side! With gas prices spiking, people are once again siphoning it. If you fall for any April Fools pranks today, there's a way to recover. And we got another listener email from a guy whose wife still hangs with her ex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We put Dave to the test with isolated drum tracks today, but can't post licensed music on the pod so you're getting a shorty today! Tiger Woods is actually profiting from his latest DUI, some guy found a genius way to prank McDonald's, Will Ferrell was on a podcast and left the host speechless with his parenting style, and there's a new side hustle out there for people taking advantage of airport chaos. Plus, a hapless fiance attempted a marriage proposal on a cruise but the employees screwed it up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, and the Final Four is set in college basketball! There's a new way to make your computer sound horny, a robot in Chicago failed spectacularly, and Tiger Woods' history repeated itself in a most embarrassing way. Cocaine-fueled sharks are swimming in the Caribbean, and we had one heated debate today over the proper way to mount toilet paper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Fryday! The major league baseball season kicked off yesterday and there were some lowlights off the field. Nickelback teamed up with rapper Megan Thee Stallion on Cheetos behalf, there's a quicksand warning out west, and if you own an Airbnb - BEWARE! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and in lieu of Five Guys doing away with their french fry cups, we hit the phones to survey the best and worst fast food french fries out there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.