The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

It was a "Free-for-all Friday" and most of the show was turned over to the audience request line, but we did have time to hear Dave's Kentucky Derby picks! A farmer went to extreme measures after his rooster fell in a lake, 97-year-old Jeopardy announcer Johnny Gilbert recited pop songs, the world's biggest nut got our attention, and we discovered perhaps the most devious revenge a wife has ever gotten! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned! And today we found out "butt cramps" are plaguing big leagers, "fecesing" is a problem in Florida, and people really fell for sharks in the Great Lakes. There was a stampede of stranded passengers on a tarmac in France, "fart salads" are trending on TikTok, and apparently King Charles is related to President Trump?! So we hit the phones to hear what famous people YOU are related to! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick's still out, so Dave cohosted with a bunch of animals today (story-wise). Some woman swarmed cops with bees while being evicted, a seagull screeching competition just took place, and a T-Rex caught on fire in Kansas! A TikTokker went over the most cringe-inducing phrases Millennials need to let go of, we talked the Michael Jackson documentary that is crushing at the box office, then hit the phones to hear your wildest stories from the delivery room! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick was out sick and Dave made sure to salute the school bus drivers out there, for putting up with all those crazy kids! And speaking of kids, one did a whiskey experiment in science class. A guy on TikTok summed up what it's like to raise twins, the Scarface mansion just hit the real estate market, there's two types of women when it comes to cravings, and people called in with what the most brutal punishment would be for them these days as an adult! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back at it! Today we celebrated Babe Ruth Day and talked about the Wayne Gretzky jersey that just sold for almost $3 million. Cyndi Lauper was rudely interrupted by a bachelor party at her Vegas residency, a Chinese food restaurant was busted for roadkill, and there's been rumors swirling about a Chipotle subscription service. We also hit the phones to hear the one thing you would choose to have free for life if you could! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is "Take Your Child To Work Day" so Dave brought his nine-year-old James back to co-host the entire show! We tested the audience to see if they were smarter than him, took the disgusting Beanboozled challenge, and played off the Newlywed Game to see how well Dave knows his son... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Cup is coming to Philly and the price gouging is insane! Jeff Bezos's rocket has a problem being premature, Barilla released a fun way to make your pasta, and with TV sweeps taking a break, get ready for all the awful replacement shows. ESPN is planning their own version of Jeopardy, and we got another listener voice text with a messy problem at home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we had a slew of random stories, from an emergency hot air balloon landing to a million bees who got loose on the highway! A cruise passenger won a lawsuit for being served too much tequila, other cruise passengers were not so lucky with their destination be rerouted. Women are getting wacky with their wine drinking, and we hit the phones to hear what your last petty argument with your significant other was about! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in action! We celebrated every stoner's favorite holiday, heard about a smash and grab with a twist, Amazon drones may want to reconsider their current policies, and Spirit Airlines has declared bankruptcy again. Seeing as it's 4/20, there's a new food delivery service you may wanna use, and we hit the phones to have some fun playing the "Florida Man Challenge!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we heard what dentists recommend as far as brushing before or after coffee, some pilots have been reprimanded by the FAA for their cockpit radio antics, and a grandma was thought dead only to be found gaming! A lot of people are turning to AI to diagnosis their health woes, we paid one last tribute to the least interesting man in the world, and hit the phones to hear what your ex or spouse would be if they were represented by a store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we heard a rather creative excuse for speeding from a Florida woman, scientists are saying human pee can be used as fertilizer, a lazy beaver has been driving a store crazy, and DoorDash Silver may be the next side hustle for any seniors out there! We paid tribute to the least interesting men out there once again, and hit the phones to hear the thing you LEAST expected about adulthood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is the big deadline for taxes, we discovered the king of beers across the pond, there's a new cereal on the market whose main ingredient is meat, and an Icelandic pilot celebrated his final day in the cockpit in a rather extreme way! TikTokkers have gotten a taste for mini clay pots, and we hit the phones to debate the most contentious pronunciations in the English language! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was a first, hearing the National Anthem whistled at a ballgame. Some guy has been treating his parrot like a fish, the Rock Hall inductees were announced, and the crunch is on for Tax Day tomorrow! We found an interesting dating survey, and despite normally getting listener email with problems to solve, today it was a voicemail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was grumpy about Rory winning The Masters again, but at least there was plenty of comedy relief. We got the audio from that neighbor brawl involving the star of Reacher, cowboys are going digital, and it's National Scrabble Day! The Stones just released new music under their alias, and we talked a poor guy at a Tampa Bay Rays game that pants'd himself going after a foul ball! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Today we talked about a baseball game that was more of a hot dog festival, Dave gave his take on Round 1 at The Masters, and we added another reason not to fly to our list! Some people believe the Artemis II mission is a hoax, perhaps the grossest date ever just happened in Greece, and if you're headed to Coachella, we have a survival kit you may be interested in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the start of The Masters! And someone just pranked Augusta National Golf Club. A news reporter had a live report from a seafood place go wrong, a California man thought he found a way to beat high gas prices, and rubbing sugar on your butt is gaining popularity thanks to TikTok! Some woman gave birth at a hockey game, and we all dreamt up what we'd serve on our Masters menu had we won the golf tournament. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day! If you're a Lakers fan, it's been a rough week. If you're a golf fan, it's the best week! We discovered why the car in front of you at the drive-thru takes forever, we got a taste of Sebastian Bach fronting Twisted Sister, and those parents who allowed their toddler to sneak into the Hershey zoo wolf pen just got charged! Joey Chestnut went up against four Tampa Bay Bucs lineman in a cake-eating competition, and we tried to solve another listener dilemma! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well Michigan won it all in the NCAA basketball tourney, Dave is hoping to win it all with his Masters bets, and the Statue of Liberty is getting harder to see! Some guy in the UK has been serenading his apartment building in a unique way, we celebrated National Beer Day, and shared our childhood punishments! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave is in all his glory this week as the 90th Masters golf tournament approaches, there's been more problems with Waymo autonomous cars, some Irishman wants to own the first bar on the moon, and Easter injuries are on the rise! There's now a handbag for (extremely rich) dinosaur lovers, and we hit the phones to hear about gifts that you never got to using! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Friday! We had a lot of fun, heading into Easter break with more fallout from Tiger Woods' latest car crash to a prank Wolfgang Van Halen played on his audience this week. The Artemis II crew had a problem with their toilet, Kristi Noem's husband (and his boobs) have been unavoidable this week, and there's some rather odd Easter bunnies hopping around lately. We also hit the phones to hear the strangest place you've relieved yourself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.