The Life of Sansara Solsinger: Savior of Mankind

A candid talk with Sansara Solsinger, the Anunnaki, and the military man. He laughs at all her jokes, forgive him. It all ends in law suits!

Hello and welcome to a schizoaffective podcast by Sansara Solsinger! The voices in my head during this episode include: Carter, The Military, and the Anunnaki.

A candid talk with the beings who identify as non-human in my head.(TM)

As intergalactic ambassador of planet Earth (chosen by the people who are visiting, mind, not by myself or anyone of Earth), I present to you some of their words. Beware, though; Nazis are trying to corrupt the message and induce a war.

A short exchange between myself and my invisible assailants who try to pretend to look and sound like my employer, the beings from outer space. (I'm an intergalactic ambassador.)

Telepathic hide and seek! Woo wee! Yet another attack on Solsinger Nation by the Nazi party. If we weren't important, they wouldn't bother!

One minute of your time will be spent learning what the Draconians have to say to us.

Another riveting round of not-so-witty repartee between myself and my schizoaffective voices!

Supposedly the Universe is going to make this all right again somehow and I will be less insane. Doubtful, at best.

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have your worst enemies in your head? Especially after they ran out of their stellar Grade A torture material? Behold, I've recorded their lameness for you. If this sounds like the stuff that goes on in your head, you're telepathic/clairvoyant and you're hearing the evil of humanity. But don't worry; the cure is to hone your logic!

A candid talk with beings from outer space, the psychic military personnel, and realizing all humans are messiahs in training. We call it psychic when they reach their full potential.

Also candid talks with other species about my rehabilitation as a human being.

An introduction to quantum physics and how it could explain telepathy.

The telepaths are angry again, go figure.

Learn more about Jeremy's experience while Solsinger gets possessed by Nazis to eat a whole bag of Doritos while recording. (We took out most of the munching for your hearing pleasure!)

The military man marries Sansara Solsinger to fight Nazi scumbags alongside her shamanically!(TM) NOTE: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A LOT OF SILENCE, A VIRTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING TRIP, A FEW PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS, AND A DESCRIPTION OF SHAMANISM TAKING PLACE REAL-TIME. Despite the awesome bi-line of my description, you're likely to be bored.(TM) Best to listen to this while playing a video game without a lot of novel must-listen auditory components or writing to read or putting together a jigsaw puzzle.

More information about shamanism and ideas for a Native American school, plus the usual je ne sais qois.

"I love you for being an anti-Nazi," he said.

Just a slice of life in the day of a schizoaffective person. More random information plus attacks from demons or telepaths -- you choose.

Solsinger dispenses common wisdom while fighting the Asura yet again! She's schizoaffective bipolar type and she refuses to let it take her out! (Or does she, since she's all for euthanasia and wants to be the first in line? Hmm.)