Not Yet!
Sally-Jane Heit
In 1933 Sally-Jane Heit made a grab for the brass ring of stardom as she circled the carousel of life.
Did she catch it?
Even with all her talent, navigating the script written for a woman of her generation gave her one big headache. With an overbearing mother, a wayward husband, a wild stint in an open marriage, unconventional friendships, and three glorious daughters who didn’t get the mother they wanted but made do, her unstoppable dream of stardom moved her from summer stock to Broadway to Hollywood (where if you blinked, you’d miss her)
Her chance meeting with Lily Tomlin inspired her to create her doppelganger in Harriet Ferment, the star of her one-woman show, which she performed until she was 84. She finally became what she always wanted to be… in control.
Her story. Her way.
In Not Yet!, Sally-Jane dishes on her adventures and exploits on stage and off — a wild mix of epic drama and slapstick comedy. She spills the beans on negotiating family life, discovering she had a g-spot, flirting with fame, global warming of another kind, and dodging death. Buckle up for a wild ride of laughs, love, and a long and adventurous lifetime.
Duration - 8h 25m.
Author - Sally-Jane Heit.
Narrator - Sally-Jane Heit.
Published Date - Friday, 19 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2024 Sally-Jane Heit ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
In 1933 Sally-Jane Heit made a grab for the brass ring of stardom as she circled the carousel of life. Did she catch it? Even with all her talent, navigating the script written for a woman of her generation gave her one big headache. With an overbearing mother, a wayward husband, a wild stint in an open marriage, unconventional friendships, and three glorious daughters who didn’t get the mother they wanted but made do, her unstoppable dream of stardom moved her from summer stock to Broadway to Hollywood (where if you blinked, you’d miss her) Her chance meeting with Lily Tomlin inspired her to create her doppelganger in Harriet Ferment, the star of her one-woman show, which she performed until she was 84. She finally became what she always wanted to be… in control. Her story. Her way. In Not Yet!, Sally-Jane dishes on her adventures and exploits on stage and off — a wild mix of epic drama and slapstick comedy. She spills the beans on negotiating family life, discovering she had a g-spot, flirting with fame, global warming of another kind, and dodging death. Buckle up for a wild ride of laughs, love, and a long and adventurous lifetime. Duration - 8h 25m. Author - Sally-Jane Heit. Narrator - Sally-Jane Heit. Published Date - Friday, 19 January 2024. Copyright - © 2024 Sally-Jane Heit ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
Dedication
Duration:00:00:20
Epigraph
Duration:00:00:30
Chapter 1: Prologue
Duration:00:07:55
Chapter 2: A Bowl of Cherries Ends in the Pits
Duration:00:13:42
Chapter 3: The Great Escape
Duration:00:08:53
Chapter 4: The Honeylessmoon
Duration:00:16:58
Chapter 5: After the Honeylessmoon
Duration:00:05:28
Chapter 6: My Dossier
Duration:00:06:30
Chapter 7: Antecedents
Duration:00:05:14
Chapter 8: Little Orphan Annie and Lost Louie
Duration:00:05:00
Chapter 9: Parental Love
Duration:00:05:13
Chapter 10: Every Night a Little Death
Duration:00:11:02
Chapter 11: The Aftermath
Duration:00:04:49
Chapter 12: Poor Relations
Duration:00:06:47
Chapter 13: A Star Step
Duration:00:10:36
Chapter 14: Nobody Asked Me
Duration:00:09:44
Chapter 15: Leaving Brooklyn
Duration:00:08:05
Chapter 16: Reality Check
Duration:00:11:20
Chapter 17: Fate Steps In
Duration:00:14:51
Chapter 18: For a Brief Shining Moment
Duration:00:14:17
Chapter 19: And Then There Were 3, 4, 5…
Duration:00:10:09
Chapter 20: A Married Single Mother
Duration:00:07:07
Chapter 21: Local Diva
Duration:00:03:50
Chapter 22: My Rude Awakenings
Duration:00:05:05
Chapter 23: Help Wanted
Duration:00:08:44
Chapter 24: Open Marriage
Duration:00:15:55
Chapter 25: Coat of Many Colors
Duration:00:06:49
Chapter 26: At Liberty
Duration:00:13:00
Chapter 27: Back to What I Do Know...
Duration:00:11:15
Chapter 28: One Door Closes, Another Opens
Duration:00:11:28
Chapter 28: The Storm Moves to Broadway
Duration:00:17:40
Chapter 30: The Gathering Storm
Duration:00:09:01
Chapter 31: The Perfect Storm
Duration:00:11:32
Chapter 32: The Not-My-Fault Divorce
Duration:00:06:21
Chapter 33: It’s So Nice to Have You Back Where You Belong
Duration:00:04:29
Chapter 34: What is it About Second Anniversaries?
Duration:00:04:58
Chapter 35: The Other Shoe Dropped
Duration:00:08:43
Chapter 36: The Struggle of the Juggle
Duration:00:07:45
Chapter 37: ChinaTune
Duration:00:27:41
Chapter 38: Around My World in the Eighties
Duration:00:18:49
Chapter 39: Welcome to My Waterloo
Duration:00:09:06
Chapter 40: California Here I Come
Duration:00:13:44
Chapter 41: Two Weddings and a Funeral
Duration:00:23:09
Chapter 42: The Last Wedding and the Last Man
Duration:00:10:56
Chapter 43: To Be a Star or Not To Be a Star???
Duration:00:07:00
Chapter 44: Game Changer
Duration:00:04:57
Chapter 45: The Only Constant Is Change
Duration:00:11:30
Chapter 46: Before I Forget... a few memories
Duration:00:12:43
Chapter 47: Love Is...
Duration:00:05:22
Chapter 48: Is the Past Prologue?
Duration:00:11:44
Chapter 49: The Last Chapter?
Duration:00:12:03
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:05:15
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:37