Please I Can to the Toilet Go?
Guy Newmountain
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a supply teacher? This is the book for you! Artist and illustrator Guy Newmountain, a time-served teacher at the chalk-face for 25 years and a familiar sight to thousands of pupils across the spectrum from nursery to...
Location:
United States
Description:
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a supply teacher? This is the book for you! Artist and illustrator Guy Newmountain, a time-served teacher at the chalk-face for 25 years and a familiar sight to thousands of pupils across the spectrum from nursery to sixth form, tells a succession of school-related anecdotes with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. Some are hysterically funny and a few sad; others heart-stopping and deadly serious… Guy even bares his soul regarding personal heartbreak and professional mistakes that others can learn from. An evocative snapshot of real life, every word, even the title – spoken by a tiny infant – is true. A powerful insight into how varied an experience supply teaching can be, the book covers both pros and cons of the vocation, as the author relates a host of unpredictable situations encountered – good and bad – offering a tantalising, honest and refreshing window onto a largely hidden world… Duration - 6h 35m. Author - Guy Newmountain. Narrator - Andrew Sykes. Published Date - Friday, 12 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 Austin Macauley Publishers ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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About the Author
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Dedication
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Acknowledgements
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Introduction
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Boom! Shake the Lesson-Plan
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A Real-Life Cinderella Story
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Challenging Behaviour
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Snakes in a Classroom
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The Queen's Drink
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Disrecpect to the Last Plantagenet
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Binky-Boo
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Embarrassing Moments
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The Egg and Spoon Race
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Asperger's Anecdote
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Innovation
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The Death Threat
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The Doodle Gallery
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Narrow Escape
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Sitting Duck
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The Birdman
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Brexit Rounders
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Home Visits
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The Pond of Extra Time
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A Confidence Kept
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Eye of the Storm
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The Petrol Payback
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Extreme Workaholism
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Maternal Instinct
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Circle Time
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The Charm Offensive
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The Long-Term Sickness Cover
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The Elective Mute
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Showmanship and the Mystery Mantra
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Weapons of Mass Disruption
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The Crush
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Minibus King of the Road
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The Tampon War
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Lunch for an Alligator
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The Gloomy Man
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Chef Guy
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Self-Deprecating Humour
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Tongueman
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Inclusion
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Parenting
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Activism
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Cupid's Arrow and the Anti-Male Environment
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The Playscheme
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Workplace Bull
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The Alternative Birthday Cake
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Neon Pink
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The Curse of ther 'Virtual' Tutankhamum
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9:11, Green Trays and the Nit-Nurse
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"Hands!"
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Guy Newmountain: OFSTED Creep
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Them and Us
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The Ghosts of School Days Past
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The Giving of Lines
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Spice-Breaker
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The Loathed Lesson
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A Guilty Conscience
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Differences in Outlook
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Santa Guy
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The Scrunched-Up Ball of Paper Lesson
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Facing My Own Fear
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Sectional Views
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The Deadly Rock-Back
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Beware the Nursery Nurse...
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Tempus Fugit
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Teaching an Adult to Read
Duración:00:18:40
So Why Did I Stop?
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Closing Credits
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