Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy

There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending, but there is another new episode of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage (of C. L. Squared Productions)'s Cinematic Autopsy podcast! This time, our Diabolic Duo, cover the Scottish zombie musical, Anna and the Apocalypse! While discussing how many countries bowling exists in; the difference between rock musicians and theatre kids; the long lost Zombie World comic, and much much more, Charles and Chelsea delve deep into the film! Grab your candy cane stake, make sure your phone is charged, and be sure to bring the one gift you want to unwrap, because Charles and Chelsea are performing a Cinematic Autopsy on Anna and the Apocalypse! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Suddenly, Seymour, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back with an episode so epic, Chelsea had to fight her bowels to complete it. An episode that don’t come from no black lagoon, it's from past the stars and beyond the moon as The Diabolic Duo cover Frank Oz's 1986 cult classic, Little Shop of Horrors. Listen in as Charles and Chelsea analyze the musical story of a simple man working at a run down flower shop in Skid Row, while also learning about E. Coli and witnessing the first time on the show Charles has felt he has gone too far. Thrill while you drill a bicuspid, as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Little Shop of Horrors. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

What's the buzz? Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions will tell you what's a happening, as they delve into the 1973 rock opera that inspired so many, including our two friends and humble narrators, Jesus Christ Superstar! In this all singing, all dancing episode (yes, once again, there is actual singing going on), we talk about the movie, the play, and along the way, also touch on succulent Chinese meals, time traveling plagiarists, messiah complexes, witty things Chelsea's mom says, where was Charles on 9/11, and much much more! Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to problems that upset you, because Charles and Chelsea are about to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Jesus Christ Superstar! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Hot Patootie, bless our soul, Charles and Chelsea are back with their podcasting gold as the Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions talk about the 1975 rock opera that defined the midnight movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show! On as heavy, black, and pendulous storm clouds rage outside, our heroes discuss the film, scene by scene, while also going over its impact on the LGBT community, the difference between the stage version and the film version, how Charles' would have remade it in the 90's, and much much more! In just seven days, we can make you a man, as Charles and Chelsea perform a Cinematic Autopsy on The Rocky Horror Picture Show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

A new phase of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy is upon us as Charles D. Lincoln and star of stage, screen, and Sephora, Chelsea LeSage, cover the 1974 Brian de Palma rock opera, Phantom of the Paradise! While ink doesn't mean much to us, we never thought we'd meet the devil, either, so have a slice of Beef, say Goodbye to Eddie, and sit back while the Diabolic Duo cover Phantom of the Paradise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions finish up their "Original/Remake" Theme with the 2009 remake of Last House on the Left. While going scene by scene, we also discuss prison uncles, bad writing for female characters, name changes, houses being on the wrong side of the street, dragons making us sad, and so much more. The house is oddly on the right when we discuss The Last House on the Left. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

With a special interview with Last House on the Left star, Marc Sheffler ("Junior"), Charles D. Lincoln (son of Last House star Fred J. Lincoln) and Chelsea LeSage return to cover the film that made people afraid to buy pot from strangers in the 1970's. With Marc Sheffler taking us behind the scenes and beyond, the Diabolic Duo also cover the film in their usual hilariously profane manner! The Road Leads to Nowhere and the Cinematic Autopsy leads to The Last House on the Left. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

The rumours are true. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage continue their tango in the night about how heroes are hard to find, playing future games in the kiln house as they cover the 2015 American remake of Martyrs. A mirage of bare trees, the watered down remake, barely a tusk of the original, is examined fully by the Diabolic Duo. Go your own way and then play on, it's a Cinematic Autopsy of the American remake of Martyrs! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Bonjour, French Extreme! It's C. L. Squared Productions' Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, here to talk about Pascal Laugier's infamous 2008 film, Martyrs! Diving into the deep end of one of the most controversial and unpleasant movies of all time, The Diabolic Duo will dive in, scalpels in hand, to analyze Martyrs! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Grab your colored contacts and hide your awkward mom boner, because it's time for yet another exciting episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy. In our latest examination, The Diabolic Duo dive fully into the 2022 remake of Goodnight, Mommy, starring the Queen of Remakes, Naomi Watts. Listen as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions analyze the film while also going into songs everybody knows, when is the proper time to stop bathing with your mom, how spoilers can change one's entire perception of a film, and much much more. You are our sunshines, and it's time for the latest episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

In this episode, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions analysize the 2014's Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala film, Goodnight, Mommy, a tale of two twin brothers and the woman who may or may not be their mother. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

After a brief interruption by the awfulness that is life, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back with a new episode. New Episode. New Pinhead. New puzzles. New Hellraiser. That's right! The Diabolic Duo are here to cover the 2022 Hulu reboot of of the Clive Barker franchise. Along the way, we discuss what the spinny thing in the park is called, tenant rights, which addictions fall under the category of "junkie," how bad the original franchise straight to DVD sequels got, how many tries it takes to start watching The Crown, and much much more. Watch as we exchange our scalpels for hooks and give you way too many Cenobites as Charles and Chelsea perform a Cinematic Autopsy on David Bruckner's Hellraiser remake! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

What is your pleasure, sir? In our latest episode (which is NOT sponsored by the Pillfinder app), Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions tear your soul apart with our thoughts on Clive Barker's 1987 horror masterpiece, Hellraiser! While discussing the film, The Diabolic Duo also go into how awesome Iggy Pop is, why Clive Barker had to work with only male roaches, how long has Charles been doing a Pinhead impersonation, first time filmmaker continuity issues, and much much more. Put on your best bondage gear and bring a strange man home because Charles and Chelsea are going to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Clive Barker's Hellraiser! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Whenever people complain about remakes always being bad, there's two films that always get brought up to counter that argument, this being one of them (with the other being John Carpenter's The Thing), so with Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions exploring originals and their remakes, how could we not eventually get to 1978's remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Directed by Philip Kaufman and starring Donald Sutherland, Brooke Adams, Leonard Nimoy, Jeff Goldblum, and Veronica Cartwright, this is the standard by which all remakes should aspire. Listen to Charles and Chelsea go into the movie, scene by scene, and explore just what makes this such a revered remake. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the 1950's, this time performing their magic on Don Siegel's 1956 classic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where we discuss the wisdom of squeegee men, the draconian powers of the 1950's studio system, how to tell if your friends and loved ones have been replaced, the changing definition of sexual harassment, why one may need lube for their car, sweaty background extras, and much much more. They're here, they're after you, and you're next, as Charles and Chelsea of C. L. Squared Productions perform a Cinematic Autopsy on the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the 1950's, this time performing their magic on Don Siegel's 1956 classic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where we discuss the wisdom of squeegee men, the draconian powers of the 1950's studio system, how to tell if your friends and loved ones have been replaced, the changing definition of sexual harassment, why one may need lube for their car, sweaty background extras, and much much more. They're here, they're after you, and you're next, as Charles and Chelsea of C. L. Squared Productions perform a Cinematic Autopsy on the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

Get your pinata and clingwrap, and drive on down to the Old Crawford Mill, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are going to take you down to Texas, as we explore the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Along the way, we discuss animals in lockers, the bisexuality of food choices, what year people started calling each other "dude," and much much more , as Charles and Chelsea swap our scalpels for a chainsaw and perform a Cinematic Autopsy on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

The podcast which you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of two filmmakers, in particular Charles D. Lincoln and his production partner, Chelsea LeSage. It is all the more tragic in that Leatherface does not show up until the movie is halfway over. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic winter movie viewing became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre Cinematic Autopsies in the anals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

A very different Freddy Kreuger, a very sick Charles D. Lincoln, and a very mixed bag of a film as the aforementioned afflicted Charles is joined by his fellow C. L. Squared Productions partner Chelsea LeSage, once again, as the Diabolic Duo cover the 2010 remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

One...Two..Charles and Chelsea Coming For You...with another episode of our Cinematic Autopsy Podcast! This time, covering Wes Craven's 1984 horror masterpiece A Nightmare on Elm Street. Get yourself a glass of warm milk, put on your ridiculously long nightgown, and put your tv on your balls because The Diabolic Duo are here to discuss squishy pancake stairs, swimming pool bathtubs, how long each of us have gone without food and sleep, what to do when a cast member is high or drunk, and much much more. Put on your green and red sweater and write your name in your hat, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are here to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support