93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired September 5, 2025: Our Vikings pal Andrew DePaola. Rent a scary person. Everything you ever wanted to know about vasectomy punch-cards. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 4, 2025: Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Grandma fell for a space-scam. Everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy fraud. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 3, 2025: World Class TV reporter Janel Klein. World Class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about positive influence rappers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 2, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. Dr P answers your health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about meth-rections. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 28, 2025: The best orgasm/fart/karate mashup you've ever heard. Operation Welcome to this Century. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calling 1-900 sex lines. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 27, 2025: Description: KARE 11's Janel Klein joins us for the WHOLE show. Imaginary motorbikes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hardened hogs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 26, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about the poop suitcases. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 25, 2025: Recap of a great weekend with the Brother/Sisterhood. What the WEIRD kid in your school did. Everything you ever wanted to know about the latest 93X Half-Assed Morning Show Border Bash in St Croix. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our cop friends Captain Gordon Shank and Lt Mike Lee. The Packer suck. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what they like to eat in Forest Lake. Originally aired Friday, August 22, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 21, 2025: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Josh SUCKS at photos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Radioactive Shrimp. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 20, 2025: Legendary wrestling tag team the Hardy Boyz in-studio. KARE 11's Janel Klein stopped by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Cubby's brand new glasses. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 19, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Copsicle. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 18, 2025: The Official Baby of the Half-Assed Morning Show is here. Dr P Jesus answers your medical questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about excessive nipple puss. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 15, 2025: World record pork sword. Glue poisoning. Everything you wanna know about getting your eye jelly sucked out. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 14, 2025: Tractor on tractor crime. You better watch out, or the well-hung insects will get you! Everything you wanna know about being an unhygienic, disgusting human-being. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 13, 2025: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's horsey-man! Corrina wants to speak to your manager. Everything you wanna know about operation bear claw. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 12, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga answers legal questions. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about ketchup smoothies. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 11, 2025: You can't spell Mississippi without STD. Bare-assets. Everything you wanna know about breast milk ice cream. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Nick and Josh are going for gold in the Senior Games. Everything you wanna know about the artificial intelligence takeover. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.