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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Cumulus Podcast Network

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Twitter:

@93xhams

Language:

English

Contact:

6126174034


Episodes
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Our New Friend SisQo

10/24/2025
Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Bra straps are back. Interview with SisQo. Everything you wanna know about getting involved with the mafia. Originally aired Friday, October 24, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:15

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Slap Your Coworker Day

10/23/2025
Originally Aired October 23, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. My poo-poos and my pee-pees. Everything you wanna know about falling in love with serial killers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:09

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O-69

10/22/2025
Originally Aired October 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. The loneliest holiday of the year. Everything you wanna know about being a serial liar. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:30:49

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Mini Meat Musket

10/21/2025
Originally Aired October 21, 2025: Give me an F, give me an elony, what does that spell? Jail time. You sexy, sexy landscapers. Everything you wanna know about generic names for Halloween costumes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:26:17

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Been Caught Stealing

10/20/2025
Originally Aired October 20, 2025: Caress me Father, for I have sinned. Pretending to be an attorney for your girlfriend. Everything you wanna know about mac and cheese with a side of broken glass. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:26:24

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Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake

10/17/2025
Originally Aired October 17, 2025: Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:07:49

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"Bush is Back Y'all"

10/16/2025
Originally Aired October 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Dana-rrhea. Everything you wanna know about browser based blue balls. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:23:04

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Woody Pfister

10/15/2025
Originally Aired October 15, 2025: LOUD (sex) NOISES. Childhood fears coming true. Everything you wanna know about Adultoween. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:21:49

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Half of the Half-Assed Morning Show

10/14/2025
Originally Aired October 14, 2025: RIP to our favorite bars. Kiss me, I smoke meth. Everything you wanna know about a half-wife half-snake lady. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:34:41

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National Herpes Awareness Day

10/13/2025
Originally Aired October 13, 2025: Doctor P answers STD questions. Bad day? Have a blizzard. Everything you wanna know about eating live frogs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:26:00

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Half-Hash Morning Show

10/10/2025
Originally Aired October 10, 2025: Butt babies? 2 dates 1 cup. Everything you wanna know about strange house rules. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:26:18

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Lungs

10/9/2025
Originally Aired October 9, 2025: Shirt off your back. Live streaming at the bar. Everything you wanna know about Jonny Laycock. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:10

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Never Meet Your Heroes

10/8/2025
Originally Aired October 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Unexpected pony storage. Everything you wanna know about bopping your bologna. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:54

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Ball-tra Sound

10/7/2025
Originally Aired October 7, 2025: Canadian crooks. One time I was so high I _____. Everything you wanna know about this year's hottest Halloween costumes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:23:26

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Dirty Sanchez

10/6/2025
Originally Aired October 6, 2025: Happy Bang Boat Anniversary! A real "loser." Everything you wanna know about walking into the wrong house. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:17:03

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Red Rockets

10/3/2025
Originally Aired October 3, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Minnesota Viking Longsnapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you wanna know about having a sandwich with a side of penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:26:01

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Up Dog

10/2/2025
Originally Aired October 2, 2025: National Name Your Car Day. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Nick working for ESPN. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:27:37

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Jurassic Park Milk Squirter 2001

10/1/2025
Originally Aired October 1, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about a narcotic sniffing horse. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:25:34

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The Return of Ashley

9/30/2025
Originally Aired September 30, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Penis Man. Everything you wanna know about the viral urination trend. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:30:05

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("Best Of"): Vroom Vroom Apocalypse

9/29/2025
Originally Aired September 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:01:01