Absurd Hypotheticals

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms move to their own islands! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:29 - Chris’s Answer - Less People Same Islands 00:16:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Same People Same Islands 00:29:08 - Ben’s Answer - Same People More Islands 00:41:43 - Would you rather: have to catch a live turkey using only your hands OR empty the insides of the world’s heaviest pumpkin? 00:52:44 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch Halloween movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:02 - Ben’s Movie - Ghostbusters 00:16:59 - Chris’s Movie - Legend of Sleepy Hollow 00:29:44 - Marcus’s Movie - Hocus Pocus 00:43:18 - Would you rather: go trick-or-treating with a werewolf OR zombie? 00:52:30 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms trick or treat! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:20 - Chris’s Monster - It 00:12:55 - Ben’s Monster - The Thing 00:23:18 - Marcus’s Monster - Gremlins 00:31:34 - Trick or Treat! 00:59:07 - Would you rather: have it rain candy corn OR snickers? 01:08:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms take on another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true? 00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball? 00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup? 00:17:31 - What if all animals moo’d? 00:20:50 - What if all springs were hot springs? 00:23:18 - What if all animals grew like goldfish? 00:30:00 - What if you could only use one of your five senses at a time? 00:35:38 - What if all planes had to dogfight? 00:40:49 - Would you rather: talk like Yoda OR breathe like Darth Vader? 00:48:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms tackle children’s books! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Marcus’s Answer - The Very Hungry Caterpillar 00:12:12 - Ben’s Answer - Yurtle the Turtle 00:26:32 - Chris’s Answer - Where’s Waldo 00:42:08 - Would you rather: sweat maple syrup OR cry strawberry jam? 00:54:32 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms struggle to pronounce Scandinavian words! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:49 - Chris’s Answer - Creation 00:16:31 - Ben’s Answer - Gold Rings 00:27:52 - Marcus’s Answer - Ragnarok 00:42:58 - Would you rather: be a reverse centaur OR a reverse mermaid? 00:48:59 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms give up crime and open a restaurant! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:11 - Marcus’s Answer - Ocean’s Eleven 00:13:23 - Chris’s Answer - Mission Impossible 00:25:55 - Ben’s Answer - Fast and Furious 00:39:39 - The Winner 00:45:27 - Would you rather: only eat food that has never been cooked OR only eat food that has been cooked? 00:50:08 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms freeze over in the next ice age! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 - Ben’s Answer - Heating 00:16:03 - Chris’s Answer - Food 00:26:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Ocean 00:34:11 - Would you rather: sniff butts like a dog when you meet someone new OR eat dog food every night for dinner? 00:46:28 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms build everything with paper! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:51 - Chris’s Answer - Paper Airplanes 00:15:55 - Marcus’s Answer - Paper Computers 00:31:45 - Ben’s Answer - Making Paper with Paper 00:41:58 - Would you rather: your only mode of transportation be a donkey OR a giraffe? 00:51:42 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms get dumb superpowers again! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Chris’s Fighter - Ms. Move 00:08:47 - Ben’s Fighter - Braking News 00:14:48 - Marcus’s Fighter - Hagatha 00:19:41 - The Fight 00:50:51 - Spin the Wheel 00:53:20 - Would you rather: dress up like Santa and scare kids on Christmas OR dress up like Cupid and terrorize couples on Valentine’s Day? 00:57:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - Marcus’s Trainer - Obi Wan Kenobi 00:11:38 - Chris’s Trainer - Morpheus 00:15:56 - Ben’s Trainer - Phil (Hercules) 00:26:18 - The Fight 00:50:09 - Spin the Wheel 00:52:01 - Would you rather: be a skeleton OR a vampire? 00:57:29 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:08 - Ben’s Answer - Top Gun 00:15:00 - Marcus’s Answer - War of the Worlds 00:25:40 - Chris’s Answer - Minority Report 00:34:49 - Would you rather: slow down time OR speed up time? 00:40:30 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have Jedi powers! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:38 - Chris’s Answer - Tutaminis 00:11:54 - Ben’s Answer - Jedi Mind Trick 00:24:06 - Marcus’s Answer - Force Choke 00:37:55 - Would you rather: steal a cop car OR a fire truck? 00:43:54 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Marcus’s wedding has us busier than expected. Because of this, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is June 6. See you soon!

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are tackle another lightning round! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:29 - What if everyone lived in a trash can? 00:13:15 - What if you had a tail? 00:17:42 - What if everyone had a tail? 00:19:44 - What if we forgot everything we knew about animals and plants? 00:24:23 - What if you lived in a sand castle? 00:31:32 - What if all animals had stingers? 00:41:31 - What if half-lives were much shorter? 00:47:35 - Would you rather: always be filled with hunger OR hatred? 00:52:35 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are smellier! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Chris’s Answer - Loud 00:10:42 - Ben’s Answer - Bright 00:20:30 - Marcus’s Answer - Smelly 00:29:12 - Would you rather: be able to remember everything perfectly OR be able to see one hour into the future? 00:42:53 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms commit crimes with Disney princesses! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:43 - Ben’s Answer - Cinderella 00:11:49 - Chris’s Answer - Mulan 00:22:02 - Marcus’s Answer - Elsa 00:34:31 - The Best Crime Spree 00:46:55 - Would you rather: have an extra eye OR an extra arm? 00:54:14 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms soak up the sun! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Ben’s Answer - Could We Survive? 00:11:56 - Marcus’s Answer - Animals 00:29:03 - Chris’s Answer - Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide 00:40:23 - Would you rather: never be tired but need to sleep 15 hours a day OR always be tired but only have to sleep 4 hours a day? 00:46:27 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms anger the Greek gods! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Marcus’s Answer - Mount Olympus and the Gods 00:14:07 - Ben’s Answer - The Hydra 00:24:37 - Chris’s Answer - The Fates 00:34:22 - Would you rather: have an evil twin OR an evil child? 00:41:07 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype

Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Business Inquiries: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms train dogs! Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Chris’s Answer - Poker 00:14:29 - Ben’s Answer - Air Bud 00:27:51 - Marcus’s Answer - Smell 00:40:23 - Would you rather: always type OR always write by hand? 00:45:55 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype