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Episode 21: Flight and Time Travel

10/15/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if everyone could fly? What if you could go back in time? Time Stamps [00:00:27] The History of Frozen Pizza [00:04:50] Everyone Can Fly: Chris’s Answer - Flying to Work [00:13:21] Everyone Can Fly: Ben's Answer - Drone Hunting Eagles [00:24:08] Everyone Can Fly: Marcus's Answer - Transatlantic Jetpack [00:31:08] Music Break: Music by Frank Bell - Alexandra -...

Duration:01:06:26

Episode 20: Lightning Round 2

10/8/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their second Lightning Round! Time Stamps [00:00:27] Clapping is Hard [00:04:49] What if every time you sent a text or email, it would randomly change one word? [00:08:49] What if the moon was made of cheese? [00:11:42] What if dinosaurs were still around? [00:15:20] What if everything you touched turned to gold? [00:18:26] What if all disagreements were resolved with rock...

Duration:01:00:54

Episode 19: No Wind and Salty Sugar

10/1/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if there was no wind? What if salt and sugar swapped? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Internet Problems [00:06:03] No Wind: Marcus's Answer - Space Elevator [00:14:19] No Wind: Chris's Answer - Plants [00:21:27] No Wind: Ben's Answer - 3 Exciting Ways to Dies [00:30:15] A Word from our Sponsors [00:31:52] Salt and Sugar: Ben's Answer - Food [00:40:07] Salt and Sugar:...

Duration:00:53:11

Episode 18: Big Balloons and Super Fight

9/24/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if balloons never popped or deflated? Who would win in a superhero fight? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Marcus is Moving/Problem or No Problem [00:05:54] Big Balloons: Ben's Answer - Air Bags [00:15:51] Big Balloons: Marcus's Answer - Car Exhaust [00:22:32] Big Balloons: Chris's Answer - Block Out the Sun [00:31:59] A Word from our Sponsors [00:35:20] Super...

Duration:01:03:33

Episode 17: Weather Control and Lego Buildings

9/17/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you could control the weather? What if all buildings were made of Legos? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Left-Handed Oreos [00:05:50] Weather Control: Ben's Answer - Perfect Wedding Weather [00:15:06] Weather Control: Marcus's Answer - Power the World with Lightning [00:22:34] Weather Control: Chris's Answer - Cloud Art [00:31:59] A Word from our...

Duration:01:04:37

Episode 16: Animal Parts and Evil Lairs

9/10/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if each day a random body part was swapped with an animal's? Describe your perfect super villain lair. Time Stamps [00:00:27] Eating Totino's Pizza Rolls as an Adult [00:04:10] Animal Parts: Ben's Answer - Crab Eyes and Marmoset Arm [00:16:35] Animal Parts: Marcus's Answer - Lobster Bod and Giraffe Head [00:28:29] Animal Parts: Chris's Answer - Octopus Arms and...

Duration:01:07:36

Episode 15: Of Ice and Ants

9/3/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you could perfectly train ants? What if the ground was made of ice? Time Stamps [00:00:40] I Got a Shock Collar for My Back [00:03:50] Ants: Ben's Answer - Defend Your House with Ants [00:13:47] Ants: Marcus's Answer - Build a Bridge with Ants [00:19:52] Ants: Chris's Answer - These Ants Smell Like Blue Cheese [00:26:30] A Word from our Sponsors [00:30:00]...

Duration:00:58:20

Episode 14: Alexa, Escape from Alcatraz

8/27/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if everything was voice activated? How would you escape from Alcatraz? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Should You Clean Your Plunger? [00:05:23] Voice Activated: Ben's Answer - Your Daily Voice Activated Life [00:17:33] Voice Activated: Marcus's Answer - Everything Would Be Soundproofed [00:23:47] Voice Activated: Chris's Answer - Making Gun Sounds with Your...

Duration:00:57:57

Episode 13: No Plastic and Cereal Fight

8/20/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if all plastic disappeared? Which cereal mascot would win in a fight? Time Stamps [00:00:28] I Have a Problem with Rabbits [00:05:21] No Plastic: Marcus's Answer - Everything Breaks [00:13:31] No Plastic: Ben's Answer - Roads Will Crumble [00:21:17] No Plastic: Chris's Answer - Toys Will Disappear [00:31:41] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:57] Ben's Fact...

Duration:01:10:49

Episode 12: No One Dies and Ocean Fizz

8/13/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if no one could die? What if the ocean was carbonated? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Am I Allergic to Bees? [00:05:01] No One Dies: Chris's Answer - The Earth Will Overpopulate [00:15:28] No One Dies: Marcus's Answer - Everyone Gets Their Own School Bus [00:24:19] No One Dies: Ben's Answer - Nasty Parasites [00:31:23] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:56] What Happens...

Duration:00:55:26

Episode 11: Big Earth and Smart Diet

8/6/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if the Earth was twice as big? What if you are what you eat? Time Stamps [00:00:27] 30 Minute Arm Wrestle [00:03:36] Big Earth: Marcus's Answer - The Moon Would Crash into the Earth [00:13:23] Big Earth: Ben's Answer - Slower Colonization [00:22:33] Big Earth: Chris's Answer - Dinosaurs Would Still Be Alive [00:29:40] A Word from our Sponsors [00:32:29] Are...

Duration:01:10:42

Episode 10: Lightning Round 1

7/30/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their very first Lightning Round! Time Stamps [00:00:26] Long pockets [00:06:22] What if you were mildly magnetic? [00:10:41] What if you swapped bodies with a squirrel? [00:15:0] What if your hands were always unnaturally moist? [00:18:33] What if you were Gandalf and you had to get the ring to Mordor? [00:21:41] What if there was actually a pot of gold at the end of every...

Duration:01:05:13

Episode 9: Turn Glass to Jello and Take a Week Off

7/23/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if all glass turned to jello? What if everyone stopped working for a week? Time Stamps [00:00:27] What is Aphantasia? [00:05:10] Glass to Jello: Chris's Answer - Common Glass Items [00:14:30] Glass to Jello: Marcus's Answer - Daily Life With Jello [00:23:24] Glass to Jello: Ben's Answer - Jello Fiber Optic Cables [00:31:04] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:54]...

Duration:00:53:05

Episode 8: Katamari Mayhem and Plant Poop

7/16/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if everyone was a human Katamari ball? What if all plants were carnivorous? Time Stamps [00:00:26] Reggae Cover Band [00:03:42] Katamari: Ben's Answer - Daily Life as a Ball [00:13:34] Katamari: Chris's Answer - Battle of the Landfills [00:19:44] Katamari: Marcus's Answer - How to Devour Planets [00:30:31] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:06] Katamari:...

Duration:00:57:14

Episode 7: Raining Meatballs and Tiny Jet Packs

7/9/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if it rained food? What if you were 6 inches tall? Time Stamps [00:00:27] There is a Spider in my Shower [00:05:20] Raining Food: Chris's Answer - Meat Juice [00:14:47] Raining Food: Marcus's Answer - The Food Chain [00:19:06] Raining Food: Ben's Answer - Chicken Nugget Clean Up [00:28:20] A Word from our Sponsors [00:31:27] 6 Inches Tall: Marcus's Answer -...

Duration:01:00:56

Episode 6 - 4TH OF JULY SPECTACULAR: Eagle Police and National Treasure

7/2/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you could perfectly train eagles? How would you steal the Declaration of Independence? Time Stamps [00:00:30] American Spelling Bees [00:05:06] Training Eagles: Chris's Answer - Pizza Delivery [00:10:47] Training Eagles: Ben's Answer - Hotel [00:17:51] Training Eagles: Marcus's Answer - Police [00:26:19] A Word from our Sponsors [00:29:04] Declaration of...

Duration:00:49:25

Episode 5: Less Meat and More Ads

6/25/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if all animals were 2 feet large? What if you had to buy everything you saw an ad for? Time Stamps [00:00:31] Wind Surfing is Hard [00:03:51] 2 Foot Animals: Ben's Answer - Rabbit Meat [00:12:30] 2 Foot Animals: Chris's Answer - Changes in Cuisine [00:19:48] 2 Foot Animals: Marcus's Answer - Ants Rule the World [00:26:40] A Word from our Sponsors [00:29:04]...

Duration:00:51:42

Episode 4: No More Paper and Beach Ball Sports

6/18/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if all paper disappeared? What if all sports balls were replaced with inflatable beach balls? Time Stamps [00:00:28] My ID Says I'm Short [00:04:04] No More Paper: Marcus's Answer - Toilet Paper, Diapers, and Toothpaste [00:16:48] No More Paper: Ben's Answer - Paper IDs [00:24:57] No More Paper: Chris's Answer - Fortune Cookies [00:38:02] A Word from our...

Duration:01:06:47

Episode 3: Lava Sports and Town Criers

6/11/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if the floor was lava? What if the news stopped reporting? Time Stamps [00:00:28] They Think My Cat is a Dog [00:03:07] Floor is Lava: Marcus's Answer - Supermarket Brawl [00:13:20] Floor is Lava: Ben's Answer - Lava Sports [00:17:61] Floor is Lava: Chris's Answer - Zip Lines [00:25:29] A Word from our Sponsors [00:28:10] End of News: Ben's Answer -...

Duration:00:52:47

Episode 2: Reverse Water and Number Problems

6/4/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if water flowed up instead of down? What if you were always off by a factor of 10? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Ben's Mouse Friend [00:02:44] Water Flows Up: Ben's Answer - Building Mountains [00:07:32] Water Flows Up: Marcus's Answer - Perpetual Energy [00:13:18] Water Flows Up: Chris's Answer - Space Program [00:21:34] A Word from our Sponsors [00:23:30] Factor...

Duration:00:43:11