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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

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United States

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

Twitter:

@AbsurdHype

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 106: What if your brain was connected to the internet?

8/10/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if your brain was connected to the internet? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Marcus’s Answer - Game Shows 00:19:00 - Chris’s Answer -...

Duration:00:57:29

Grab Bag Episodes (Patreon Preview)

8/7/2020
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Listen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we discuss our recurring epiosdes. Sports, animals, lightning rounds, grab bags, and more! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.

Duration:00:02:29

Episode 105: What if you could perfectly train elephants?

8/3/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if you could perfectly train elephants? Time Stamps 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Basketball 00:13:30 - Chris’s Answer -...

Duration:00:54:13

Episode 104: What if it was always overcast?

7/27/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if it was always overcast? Time Stamps [00:01:01] Chris’s Answer - Time [00:15:45] Ben’s Answer - Navigation [00:32:57] Marcus’s Answer -...

Duration:00:51:32

Episode 103: What if everyone was 1" tall?

7/20/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: What if everyone was 1” tall? Time Stamps [00:01:11] Ben’s Answer - Nutrition [00:14:34] Chris’s Answer - Trees [00:25:42] Marcus’s Answer -...

Duration:00:49:14

Episode 102: What if your legs grew 1" every month? - Long Grab Bag

7/13/2020
Purchase the Beyond the Galaxy Anthology: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B1SF48K/ Donate to Techbridge Girls: https://techbridgegirls.org/ Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three long questions! Time Stamps [00:02:09]...

Duration:00:53:51

Episode 101: How to Improve Bowling

7/6/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question: How would you improve bowling? Time Stamps [00:02:39] Marcus’s Answer - Top Bowling [00:13:53] Chris’s Answer - Two Teams, Two Sides [00:24:06] Ben’s...

Duration:00:49:21

Food Network vs Animal Planet (Patreon Preview)

7/3/2020
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Listen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we discuss our 100th episode of the podcast. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.

Duration:00:02:29

Episode 100: 100 Questions in 100 Minutes

6/29/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer 100 questions in 100 minutes! Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.com Join our Facebook group:...

Duration:01:55:27

Episode 99: What if the world was powered by hamsters? - Animal Grab Bag

6/22/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three animal related questions! Time Stamps [00:01:23] Ben’s Answer - What if the world was powered by hamsters? [00:15:57] Chris’s Answer - What if your heart beat as fast as a...

Duration:00:52:40

Episode 98: What if everyone was a sphere?

6/15/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if everyone was a sphere? Time Stamps [00:03:39] Ben’s Answer - Ergonomics [00:16:51] Chris’s Answer - Dizziness [00:26:29] Marcus’s Answer -...

Duration:00:50:16

Episode 97: What if Earth had two suns?

6/8/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Review Our Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/absurdhype Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if Earth had two suns? Time Stamps [00:01:25] Marcus’s Answer - Earth Formation [00:11:42] Chris’s Answer - Orbit [00:21:21] Ben’s Answer -...

Duration:00:45:28

We Talk About Yeast A Lot For Some Reason - Behind the Scenes (Preview)

6/5/2020
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Listen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we do a trial run for Episode 100 of Absurd Hypotheticals. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.

Duration:00:03:09

Episode 96: What if you could perfectly train bats?

6/1/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if you could perfectly train bats? Time Stamps [00:01:51] Ben’s Answer - Echolocation [00:15:04] Marcus’s Answer - Diamond Heist [00:30:17] Chris’s Answer - Block Out the Sun [00:41:42] Would you rather: 40...

Duration:00:51:47

Episode 95: Which museum would win in a fight?

5/25/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: Which museum would win in a fight? Time Stamps [00:01:54] Marcus’s Museum - American Museum of Natural History [00:13:23] Chris’s Museum - Museum of Science [00:25:29] Ben’s Museum - Guggenheim [00:39:10] The...

Duration:01:06:15

Episode 94: What if the ocean was freshwater? - Water Grab Bag

5/18/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three water related question. Time Stamps [00:01:11] Ben’s Answer - What if the ocean was freshwater? [00:11:38] Chris’s Answer - What if it stopped raining? [00:23:58] Marcus’s Answer - What if Earth was made of water? [00:41:46] Would you...

Duration:00:52:44

Episode 93: What if grass didn't exist?

5/11/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Sponsor Our Podcast: https://lookingforsponsor.com/find?id=8411203758_nEL7EgytTuJ4A8HeWLm4 On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if grass didn’t exist? Time Stamps [00:01:16] Chris’s Answer - Lawns [00:12:51] Ben’s Answer - Food [00:24:20] Marcus’s Answer - Heat and Dust [00:35:07] Would you rather: have snake skin OR crocodile...

Duration:00:51:49

Episode 92: What if everyone lived in glass houses?

5/4/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if everyone lived in glass houses? Time Stamps [00:03:42] Ben’s Answer - Throwing Stones [00:15:23] Chris’s Answer - Privacy Glass [00:27:37] Marcus’s Answer - Glass as a Building Material [00:40:33] Would you rather: wear a onesie for a year OR horse head for a month? [00:49:52] Outro Send us...

Duration:00:53:48

Lemon Milk - Behind the Scenes (Preview)

5/1/2020
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Listen to another behind the scenes episode where Ben drinks spicy milk. Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.

Duration:00:03:10

Episode 91: What if everyone celebrated every holiday?

4/27/2020
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question: What if everyone celebrated every holiday? Time Stamps [00:02:37] Chris’s Answer - January 3 [00:12:01] Marcus’s Answer - July 18 [00:22:23] Ben’s Answer - May 8 [00:39:47] Would you rather: have telepathy OR telekinesis? [00:49:42]...

Duration:00:52:37