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Episode 29: Invisible People and Air in Space

12/10/2018
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Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if everyone was invisible? What if space was full of air? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Chuck E. Cheese Delivers? [00:07:25] Invisible People: Ben’s Answer - Crimes [00:18:49] Invisible People: Marcus's Answer - Crosswalks [00:28:32] Invisible People: Chris’s Answer -...

Duration:01:14:17

Episode 28: No Shadows and 10 Pound Sport Balls

12/3/2018
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Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if shadows didn’t exist? What if all sports balls weighed 10 pounds? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Don’t Call The Police [00:04:05] No Shadow: Marcus’s Answer - Forest and Ocean [00:12:47] No Shadow: Ben's Answer - Night Shift [00:21:16] No Shadow: Chris’s Answer -...

Duration:01:04:50

Episode 27: Double Friction and Fast Food Fight

11/26/2018
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Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if friction was doubled? Which fast food mascot would win in a fight? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Unicorn Cereal [00:03:38] Double Friction: Ben’s Answer - Naked and Oiled Up [00:12:05] Double Friction: Chris's Answer - Cars [00:16:42] Double Friction: Marcus's Answer - At...

Duration:01:12:52

Episode 26: Thanksgiving Dinner and Black Friday

11/19/2018
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Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if every meal was Thanksgiving dinner? What if store were only open on Black Friday? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Thanksgiving Plans [00:04:14] Thanksgiving Dinner: Ben’s Answer - Nutrition [00:13:26] Thanksgiving Dinner: Marcus's Answer - Food Production [00:22:12]...

Duration:01:10:09

Episode 25: Smart Animals and No Gravity

11/12/2018
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Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if animals were as smart as humans? What if gravity had no effect on you? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Butterfinger Dracula [00:06:24] Smart Animals: Ben’s Answer - Communication [00:19:11] Smart Animals: Chris's Answer - Becoming Vegan [00:25:55] Smart Animals: Marcus's...

Duration:01:09:25

Episode 24: Trampolines and Cube Earth

11/5/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if the ground was made of trampolines? What if Earth was a cube? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Sprinklers [00:04:28] Trampolines: Ben’s Answer - Daily Life [00:16:57] Trampolines: Chris's Answer - Concerts [00:23:44] Trampolines: Marcus's Answer - Winners and Losers [00:33:09] Music Break: Music by Eric Reprid - June Blues -...

Duration:01:03:36

Episode 23 - HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR: Spiders and Monsters

10/29/2018
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On this very spooky episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you could perfectly train spiders? What if you were a monster? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Halloween Decorations [00:04:43] Spiders: Marcus’s Answer - Flying Spiders [00:15:44] Spiders: Chris's Answer - Musical Spiders [00:25:41] Spiders: Ben's Answer - Spider Circus [00:37:15] A Word From Our Sponsors [00:39:18] Monsters: Chris's...

Duration:01:13:24

Episode 22: Roller Skates and Baseball

10/22/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if roller skates were permanently attached to your feet? How would you improve baseball? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Wackiest Headline Ever [00:05:39] Roller Skates: Chris’s Answer - Daily Life [00:14:35] Roller Skates: Marcus's Answer - At the Beach [00:26:32] Roller Skates: Ben's Answer - Sports [00:37:57] Music Break: Music by Tessa Violet - Crush...

Duration:01:08:56

Episode 21: Flight and Time Travel

10/15/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if humans could fly? What if you could go back in time? Time Stamps [00:00:27] The History of Frozen Pizza [00:04:50] Humans Can Fly: Chris’s Answer - Flying to Work [00:13:21] Humans Can Fly: Ben's Answer - Drone Hunting Eagles [00:24:08] Humans Can Fly: Marcus's Answer - Transatlantic Jetpack [00:31:08] Music Break: Music by Frank Bell -...

Duration:01:06:26

Episode 20: Lightning Round 2

10/8/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their second Lightning Round! Time Stamps [00:00:27] Clapping is Hard [00:04:49] What if every time you sent a text or email, it would randomly change one word? [00:08:49] What if the moon was made of cheese? [00:11:42] What if dinosaurs were still around? [00:15:20] What if everything you touched turned to gold? [00:18:26] What if all disagreements were resolved with rock...

Duration:01:00:54

Episode 19: No Wind and Salty Sugar

10/1/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if there was no wind? What if salt and sugar swapped? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Internet Problems [00:06:03] No Wind: Marcus's Answer - Space Elevator [00:14:19] No Wind: Chris's Answer - Plants [00:21:27] No Wind: Ben's Answer - 3 Exciting Ways to Die [00:30:15] A Word from our Sponsors [00:31:52] Salt and Sugar: Ben's Answer - Food [00:40:07] Salt and Sugar:...

Duration:00:53:11

Episode 18: Big Balloons and Super Fight

9/24/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if balloons never popped or deflated? Who would win in a superhero fight? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Marcus is Moving/Problem or No Problem [00:05:54] Big Balloons: Ben's Answer - Air Bags [00:15:51] Big Balloons: Marcus's Answer - Car Exhaust [00:22:32] Big Balloons: Chris's Answer - Block Out the Sun [00:31:59] A Word from our Sponsors [00:35:20] Super...

Duration:01:03:33

Episode 17: Weather Control and Lego Buildings

9/17/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you could control the weather? What if all buildings were made of Legos? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Left-Handed Oreos [00:05:50] Weather Control: Ben's Answer - Perfect Wedding Weather [00:15:06] Weather Control: Marcus's Answer - Power the World with Lightning [00:22:34] Weather Control: Chris's Answer - Cloud Art [00:31:59] A Word from our...

Duration:01:04:37

Episode 16: Animal Parts and Evil Lairs

9/10/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if each day a random body part was swapped with an animal's? Describe your perfect super villain lair. Time Stamps [00:00:27] Eating Totino's Pizza Rolls as an Adult [00:04:10] Animal Parts: Ben's Answer - Crab Eyes and Marmoset Arm [00:16:35] Animal Parts: Marcus's Answer - Lobster Bod and Giraffe Head [00:28:29] Animal Parts: Chris's Answer - Octopus Arms and...

Duration:01:07:36

Episode 15: Of Ice and Ants

9/3/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you could perfectly train ants? What if the ground was made of ice? Time Stamps [00:00:40] I Got a Shock Collar for My Back [00:03:50] Ants: Ben's Answer - Defend Your House with Ants [00:13:47] Ants: Marcus's Answer - Build a Bridge with Ants [00:19:52] Ants: Chris's Answer - These Ants Smell Like Blue Cheese [00:26:30] A Word from our Sponsors [00:30:00]...

Duration:00:58:20

Episode 14: Alexa, Escape from Alcatraz

8/27/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if everything was voice activated? How would you escape from Alcatraz? Time Stamps [00:00:27] Should You Clean Your Plunger? [00:05:23] Voice Activated: Ben's Answer - Your Daily Voice Activated Life [00:17:33] Voice Activated: Marcus's Answer - Everything Would Be Soundproofed [00:23:47] Voice Activated: Chris's Answer - Making Gun Sounds with Your...

Duration:00:57:57

Episode 13: No Plastic and Cereal Fight

8/20/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if all plastic disappeared? Which cereal mascot would win in a fight? Time Stamps [00:00:28] I Have a Problem with Rabbits [00:05:21] No Plastic: Marcus's Answer - Everything Breaks [00:13:31] No Plastic: Ben's Answer - Roads Will Crumble [00:21:17] No Plastic: Chris's Answer - Toys Will Disappear [00:31:41] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:57] Ben's Fact...

Duration:01:10:49

Episode 12: No One Dies and Ocean Fizz

8/13/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if no one could die? What if the ocean was carbonated? Time Stamps [00:00:28] Am I Allergic to Bees? [00:05:01] No One Dies: Chris's Answer - The Earth Will Overpopulate [00:15:28] No One Dies: Marcus's Answer - Everyone Gets Their Own School Bus [00:24:19] No One Dies: Ben's Answer - Nasty Parasites [00:31:23] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:56] What Happens...

Duration:00:55:26

Episode 11: Big Earth and Smart Diet

8/6/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if the Earth was twice as big? What if you are what you eat? Time Stamps [00:00:27] 30 Minute Arm Wrestle [00:03:36] Big Earth: Marcus's Answer - The Moon Would Crash into the Earth [00:13:23] Big Earth: Ben's Answer - Slower Colonization [00:22:33] Big Earth: Chris's Answer - Dinosaurs Would Still Be Alive [00:29:40] A Word from our Sponsors [00:32:29] Are...

Duration:01:10:42

Episode 10: Lightning Round 1

7/30/2018
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their very first Lightning Round! Time Stamps [00:00:26] Long pockets [00:06:22] What if you were mildly magnetic? [00:10:41] What if you swapped bodies with a squirrel? [00:15:0] What if your hands were always unnaturally moist? [00:18:33] What if you were Gandalf and you had to get the ring to Mordor? [00:21:41] What if there was actually a pot of gold at the end of every...

Duration:01:05:13