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A podcast for Gen Xers entering middle age who want to know, what the f*ck? Come have a cocktail with us while we chat.

A podcast for Gen Xers entering middle age who want to know, what the f*ck? Come have a cocktail with us while we chat.
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United States

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A podcast for Gen Xers entering middle age who want to know, what the f*ck? Come have a cocktail with us while we chat.

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English

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3192107091


Episodes

25: Episode 25 - Quarter-Century Free for All

9/15/2019
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The one where you get to finally meet EVERYONE— almost. Jon the Brit isn't present, but that's okay. He woulda done a LOT of eyerolling, and probably ruined his vision. Words fail me in describing this episode. Largely because it was so all over the place. We had a theme, but we derailed early and often. But it does all kinda tie back to the theme of weird stuff we've wondered? Kinda? Eh, let's go with it. We somehow shift from centaurs to Gonzo's chicken obsession to traumatizing Nina with...

Duration:02:06:07

24: Episode 24 - Strong and Sparkly

9/8/2019
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The one where Jill runs from open doors. So, it's obviously more nuanced than that. Someone was holding that door, but he was WAY up ahead, and ... well, listen, she tells it better. In this episode, we discuss some of the expectations society has of girls and women. When actually, if all we really need is to be "strong and sparkly," then that's our perogative, right? Right! What else is strong and sparkly? A French 75. It's also incrediby delicious! If you would like to have a French 75...

Duration:00:54:30

23: Episode 23 - Thank you for being a friend

9/1/2019
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The one where you learn Gina's elvish secret. And she turns red. You can't see it, but pure red, people! But mostly, this episode is less about shaming Gina and more about developing friendships when you're a bit longer in the tooth. Our special guest star and new friend Alice Agnello of the fabulous "Kids Are Grown, Now What?" podcast joins us to discuss what to do when you look around and discover, making new friendships isn't always easy. As Jill points out, there are apps for that, but...

Duration:01:15:21

22: Episode 22 - Eyelash extensions are totally worth the investment

8/25/2019
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The one where you find out about the time value of money. Maybe you're naturally cheap like Gina. If so, we need to talk. Sometimes cheap isn't always worth it. I mean, would you rather spend $60 a week for someone to mow your lawn or would you rather spur an asthma attack? Well, sometimes we have to prioritize lots of things along those lines. Bath butlers ... those may still be a step too far. But that's up to you, dolls. If you would like to have a See You Next Wednesday with us (Jill's...

Duration:01:10:13

21: Episode 21 - What did you expect?

8/18/2019
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The one where we realize we knew nothing 20+ years ago. Except for the things we did know. Seriously, look at where you were at 21, and where you are now. Is it all you thought it'd be? Is it nothing you thought it'd be? Are you like Jill, and have always been sage? Are you like Gina, and cling so hard to optimism you go from sugary to saccharine? Have a drink with us and time travel! No recipe tonight, dear friends, becaus we got pre-made cocktails like we did back in the day, except this...

Duration:01:07:28

20: Episode 20 - Girls Night; The apocalypse continues

8/11/2019
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The one where we bring back some old friends and talk about movies. And of course, as we do, talking about movies includes finding out Tom Hanks is every bit as sweet as you think he is, and Bill Murray makes an excellent wing man. What did we drink to celebrate Episode 20? Well, since we're on the other end of 40, the drink is called "40 is the new 20." It's delish! If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, you can get the recipes at AlwaysNeverRight.com...

Duration:01:19:03

19: Episode 19 - John Hughes, James Bond & that douchebag Ross from Friends

8/4/2019
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The one where you find out what we have noticed about some of our favorite things that are actually pretty troubling in retrospect. What do you do when you look back at things you used to like and realize .... "EW????" Get some drinks and some friends and dissect it, that's what. We start with Bond, Jerk Bond, and it just gets worse from there. On the upside, discussing the latent misogyny gives us a great excuse to try martinis! Jill goes for a truly Bonderific Vesper, while dirty girl Gina...

Duration:01:11:51

18: Episode 18 - How to Adult: A Beginner's Primer

7/28/2019
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The one where we tell you about the things that surprised …and continue to surprise us, about Adulting. Seriously. We were not prepared. This is hard. What makes hard things easier? Tequila, baby! So this week, we're downing margaritas while we ponder what we've gotten right, what we've gotten wrong, and what's just plain ol' slapstick gold. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, you can get the recipe at AlwaysNeverRight.com (http://alwaysneverright.com/) You can also find...

Duration:01:10:31

17: Episode 17 - Food! Glorious Food!

7/21/2019
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The one where you hear more about how much we like to eat. And it’s a lot. I smell a recurring theme. Find out where we've gotten some of the absolute best noms! With a few digressions along the way, of course. So this week's cocktail should therefore be food-based, right? How about booze-soaked cherries? We're drinking Gillian's own creation, a Cherry Crush! If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, you can get the recipe at AlwaysNeverRight.com (http://alwaysneverright.com/)...

Duration:01:07:49

16: Episode 16 - JobbyJobJob

7/14/2019
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The one where you learn about all the jobs we’ve loved before. That got us in and out our door. We’re glad they came along, we dedicate this song (or episode), to all the jobs we’ve loved before. And in some cases, those jobs got us out THEIR doors. But that's okay, because it just means there's something better out there. Truly! Sometimes your preconceived notions of "selling out" are NOT just that. Sometimes you're somewhere you were never meant to stay. Sometimes you were meant to have...

Duration:01:11:36

15: Episode 15 - An Informal Book Club with Pollyanna Nihilism

7/7/2019
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The one where we find out looking into Gina's brain is like looking gazing into the abyss. So we find out what kind of books Jill and Gina have read and shared. Okay, that Jill has shared and Gina has, as of yet, failed to read because she's awful. You might come out with some cool book recommendations from this episode. Or a list of books to avoid, cause you gotta be you and not everyone is into Scandanavian redemptive thrillers or Sci Fi female empowerment. You do you! So what better drink...

Duration:01:00:18

14: Episode 14 - Would You Rather: Trade-In Moms and Chicken Rage

6/30/2019
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The one where you learn a little bit more about the way we think. And we're so very, very sorry about that. We muse about what we would do in a fun little ice breaker game of "Would you rather," and learn that cussing is vitally important and chickens are the insects of the bird family. We also wonder why won't Sears won't exchange moms that don't work right. All while sipping this summer's hot yet cooling cocktail, the Aperol Spritz. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat,...

Duration:00:59:45

13: Episode 13 - Parenting Fails: Mama Mortification and Load-Bearing Bones

6/23/2019
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The one where you hear just how successfully we implement our parenting skills. Hint: not so well sometimes. But that's kids, isn't it? And us. Okay it's us. We get into a variety of horrendously mortifying situations and broken bones. That sounds dark. It's really not. I promise. Anyway, we discuss our momming misses while knocking back A GIN DRINK JILL LIKES!!!! The Mama Rosa. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, you can get the recipe at AlwaysNeverRight.com...

Duration:01:15:38

12: Episode 12 - Advice Column - Do as I say, not as I do

6/16/2019
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The one where you learn how Gina got drunk and got knocked up. Mai Tais were involved, and are this week's cocktail! Jill didn't even do that on purpose, it was just a happy accident (much like Gina herself). It's also the one where we give excellent advice. Well, Jill gives you excellent advice (she's "Always," after all). Gina gives you advice she got from others that has worked out (cause, let's be real, she's "Never"). If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, you can get...

Duration:01:12:24

11: Episode 11 - Trips down memory lane (not the clumsy kind)

6/9/2019
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Because sometimes the best self care is getting away. Far away. Seriously, family vacations are amazing, but friendcations CANNOT be underestimated! One of the trips we hope to take is to New Orleans. So we're having a drink created there - the Hurricane. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, you can get the recipe at AlwaysNeverRight.com (http://alwaysneverright.com/) You can also find the recipes - and us! - on our social media sites:...

Duration:01:20:58

10: Episode 10 - Ladies night: A devolution- the epic episode

6/2/2019
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The one where you get to meet some of our circle, and find out a little more about just how deep our dork goes. And the one where it finally dawns on Gina that no one likes gin. But too bad, it WILL be back! But for tonight, just enjoy a gin fizz. Despite what Jill says, it's possible. And while not a gin fanatic, Gina does have some geeky fandoms. As does Jill. AND as do our special guests for this 10th episode spectacular, Rexy and Nina! And a cameo appearance by Nina's main man Benny....

Duration:01:19:30

9: Episode 9 - Laundry Tiaras and Medusa Decor

5/26/2019
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Gillian begged for a break from gin, so we are briefly switching to rum, because we both had some on hand. We WILL come back for more gin later, at least a couple more times, mostly because we're both still stuck with a bunch of gin (anyone need some Tanqueray?) and kind of want to find a gin cocktail that Jill don’t think is gross. We also have talked about our affinity for Mojitos before, and so we decided this would be an easy one to try. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we...

Duration:01:03:12

8: Episode 8 - Treat Yo' Self!

5/19/2019
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The one where you find out why we think self-care is very important for everyone, but maybe especially women. Long story short - Alone time is invaluable to parents. And Retta and Aziz Ansari were totally onto something when it came to self care. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, we're having an Aviation cocktail, and we learn Gillian still really, really hates gin, while Gina (gin's in her name, after all) feels guiltier and guiltier. You can get the recipe at...

Duration:01:20:46

7: Episode 7 - It's funny and it really shouldn't be

5/12/2019
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The one where you hear about a little of what we think is funny, regardless of whether it should be or not. Like, Gina's mom punching someone at a funeral, Gillian's mom insisting there's an entire country that uses apricots as currency, and dinosaur porn. If you'd like to share a cocktail with us while we chat, we're having a Jam Bramble tonight, because "Jam Bramble" sounds funny. You can get the recipe at AlwaysNeverRight.com You can also find the recipes - and us! - on our social media...

Duration:01:33:36

6: Episode 6 - Queens ... under pressure

5/5/2019
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The one where you find out that anxiety is normal and it’s okay to fizz out. All right, y'all. Buckle up. This is a toughy. Gina talks about what it was like growing up as a walking giant stress chihuahua and living life with generalized anxiety disorder. And not all of it is pretty. So .... CONTENT WARNING ... We get into, among other things, self-harm and sexual assault. If listening to this will cause you issues, do not listen. We hate to get all down in the dumpa on ya, but at the same...

Duration:01:22:32