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Astrology Roast is about hatin' on all star signs equally. Each episode we'll explore the best and worst qualities of the signs. Your hosts Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will interview local members of their community and take the piss out of each of the twelve signs who make the zodiac wheel turn.

Astrology Roast is about hatin' on all star signs equally. Each episode we'll explore the best and worst qualities of the signs. Your hosts Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will interview local members of their community and take the piss out of each of the twelve signs who make the zodiac wheel turn.
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Australia

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Astrology Roast is about hatin' on all star signs equally. Each episode we'll explore the best and worst qualities of the signs. Your hosts Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will interview local members of their community and take the piss out of each of the twelve signs who make the zodiac wheel turn.

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English

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0402228645


Episodes

Bonus Episode: Deep Soulful Sweats

12/9/2018
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We went to an incredible Astrological experience. Basically a dance party where you're split into star signs. It was so good we had to record and share it with you right after it, so here it is. Check out Deep Soulful Sweats on Instagram and Facebook @deepsoulfulsweats And on their website www.deepsoulfulsweats.com

Duration:00:16:43

Episode 31: Astrology Roast Wrapped 2018

12/8/2018
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WHAT A YEAR. Inspired by everyone's Spotify end-of-year charts, we decided to astrologically reflect on the star signs that made this year what it was. For better and for worse. We're also talking about how Lindsay Lohan is living the best Cancerian life (working from home) Why Tupac and Paul McCartney are still alive (both Geminis) and why Geminis lie all the time. We also reveal Etai's Aquarius dad-related news. Only if you can be fucked, take a second to rate/review our podcast xx Follow...

Duration:00:33:35

Episode 30: It's Britney's Birthday, Bitch!!!

12/1/2018
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Our 30th episode is going live on Britney Spears' birthday! coincidence or astrological divine fate? don't answer that. On this episode we are celebrating anything and everything Sagittarius, and the one and only, Britney. Tune in to learn about the wonders of Britney's Instagram, how to survive a breakdown, and how to slay life like a bad ass Sagittarius. We also talk about beautiful Capricorn minds, Keren's stalking abilities and Etai's addiction to Tasty videos. LIVE EVENT JANUARY 12th...

Duration:00:33:03

Episode 29: I'm just a maid!

11/24/2018
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Mercury is retrograding again, it's a full on in Gemini and as you can already guess, we are going CRAZY! Join us to see if getting spray tans, doing some yoga, and watching Jlo's movies can help at these times of energetic mess. We also talk about lucid dreaming and cusps. Feel free (only if you wish) to rate and review our podcast! Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:31:53

Episode 28: Family Feud

11/17/2018
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The Spice Girls once sang "Mama I love you, Mama I care, Mama I love you, Mama my friend, You're my friend" and we want to ask: are you, mama, my friend? This week on Astrology Roast we are joined once again by Max (Sagittarius) to discuss the intricacies of the relationship we have with the women who gave us life, but at what cost? When is it time to cut the metaphorical (and actual) ambylical cord? Is it OK to hide your truth in order to keep your family at peace? And what does it mean to...

Duration:00:27:27

Episode 27: thank u, next

11/10/2018
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What a trans-formative time this Scorpio season has been. With all this Scorpionic energy around, Ariana Grande (Cancer) released the ultimate break up song the world was waiting for since the invention of music. Join us as we discuss unhealthy Scorpio behaviours, the biggest fears of each sign, and the star signs of the characters from the critically acclaimed movie and Uber-pool most discussed topic: A Star Is Born. If you feel like it, Rate, Review, Subscribe. And follow us on Insta...

Duration:00:28:16

Episode 26: Can I Be Me?

11/3/2018
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This week on Astrology Roast we are discussing some big topics. Joined by the wonderful Max (Sagittarius) we ask the question which is also the title of the Whitney Huston (Leo) documentary, Can I Be Me? It is hard to stay true to yourself in a world of Astrology skeptics, STI's and people who are constantly questioning your identity. Also and more importantly, is it possible that we are living in a world in which some people don't know who Britney Spears is?!?! We apologize in advance for...

Duration:00:29:28

Episode 25: Witches Can Have It All

10/27/2018
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With Halloween at the door step, we invited Romy (Aries) who is a real modern-day boss ass witch. Romy has graced us with her magical presence to shed some light on the myths and misconceptions that come with the job while discussing the struggles of planning a wedding with your ancestors whispering in your ear. She also gave us some practical tools on how to deal with a haunted house, and some tips on how to survive Halloween. Tune in for a spiritual roller-coaster ride. Follow Romy on...

Duration:00:26:58

Episode 24: You Can't Choose Your Roommates

10/21/2018
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This week Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) are taking a walk down memory lane and are revisiting their past roommates. Which star sign nourished their soul? Which made them fake-clean the house? And which star sign is the worst to have as a landlord? Other than these important questions, this episode we are also discussing how Ariana and Pitt's break up affected our lives and the importance of babkas. Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:31:10

Episode 23: Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace

10/13/2018
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EVERYONE IS GETTING ENGAGED!!! Why do people go crazy when they get married? Can we blame Venus retrograde for it or are humans just fucking annoying? Join us this episode to discuss Etai breaking up with his Iphone, Keren's Bat Mitzvah memories, and Astrology Roasts debut on the podcast charts at number 282. DM us on insta for a FREE sticker! @astrologyroast

Duration:00:23:48

Episode 22: Into The Wild

10/7/2018
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This week we stepped out of our comfort zone and went camping in nature! Did magic happen? we basically got attacked by a wombat and had no reception, but you can be the judge of that. Also, one of us almost got bitten by a snake, which has lead us to discuss the idea of spirit animals and the animals that represents different star signs. Check out our Instagram some people think it's funny @astrologyroast

Duration:00:18:34

Episode 21: Living On The Fringe

9/30/2018
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It's Libra month, Pluto is coming forward, Melbourne Fringe Festival is on, and we have a Pisces living with us in the house. In other words, what a time to be alive! Join us this episode as we are exploring the idea of never judging a book by its cover and answering some of society's most pressing questions. Does the world need another Poetry Slam night? Can business women let their hair down? and will we ever get a morning-after-pill for hooking up with a star sign? Follow us on insta...

Duration:00:22:22

Episode 20: Trauma with a capital T

9/23/2018
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On this episode of Astrology Roast we are going DEEP. Just like the planets, our grandparents and the ones who came before them, leave their mark on our lives. Joined by Lauren Glezer (leo) we are diving right into the topic of inter-generational trauma. Sounds fun, right? Tune in to hear us trying to figure out the consequences of being a part of a story that started way before us, and maybe you can find a little bit of yourself in it too. Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:26:13

Episode 19: New Year New Me

9/16/2018
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It's Jewish New Year and we are reflecting like there is no tomorrow. Tune in to this episode to discover what life lessons Etai learned from an 81 year old wise Virgo woman, what Keren learned from spending 4 hours at the holocaust museum and what the hell is Venus retrograde all about? Wishing you a happy new Jewish year, or as we like to say - Shana Tova bitches! Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:22:30

Episode 18: Family, Body Love and Leos

9/8/2018
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We wanted to make an episode about families and Astrology, so we brought an amazing, funny and smart guest! Lauren Glezer is a singer, business owner, a teacher and what not! She is also a Leo, which can explain why we ended up talking about lots of other topics, and family probably got the least air time out of all of them. Having said that, this episode is full of life advice from Lauren's eye doctor, friends from weight watchers and herself. Check our her bags business @kaparadesigns and...

Duration:00:25:39

Episode 17: It Feels So Good To Be Successful, I'm So Successful

8/31/2018
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Mars is giving us all a chance to push forward and succeed with our goals. Coincidentally or not, Ariana Grande is releasing a new album, getting engaged and generally living her best fucking life, leaving us all in the dust. What can we learn about success from Ariana and others? Is it ok to flaunt your success, or will it tempt the evil eye to come and destroy you and the ones you love? Also, why does Etai have a problem with people with asthma? Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:23:57

Episode 16: Netflix and Chill - Part 2

8/24/2018
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Part 2 is here for you! This is your manual for what to watch when you are bringing a Water or an Earth sign over for Netflix and Chill. Which sign needs to watch the entire Saw film series? Which sign would prefer your childhood videos? And what are the safety procedures before entering a Scorpio's house? Make sure to follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:19:00

Episode 15: Netflix and Chill - Part 1

8/20/2018
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Bringing someone over and don't know what show to chuck on the TV? Have no worries! We are here for you. In this episode Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will give you all the tips on which shows to play for your date to set a good vibe. On part 1 we will be covering Fire signs and Air signs, but we promise to give you Water and Earth next week! You will also learn about Keren's new relationship with her pimple, and Etai's exhausting well-being day. Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:23:57

Episode 14: EVERYTHING IS RETROGRADING

8/13/2018
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Five planets are retrograding and everyone is losing their shit! Including us. Have you bee n crying in your car lately? Wanted to run out of yoga class screaming and shouting? Or maybe you just haven't left the house for a few weeks? On this episode, we are trying to offer every sign a piece of advice on how to deal with this sensation of failure that is floating around. We also draw inspiration from the one and only miss Britney Spears (Sagittarius) a woman who has known failure like no...

Duration:00:27:28

Episode 13: We Are All Jenny From The Block

8/5/2018
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There has been some crazy energy around us. Leo month, Mercury retrograde, Mars retrograde and what not. On this episode of Astrology Roast we are talking about the concept of home, looking for inspiration from one of this world's greatest Leo's, Jennifer Lopez AKA J.LO AKA Jenny AKA The Wedding Planner. What can we learn about our home from Astrology? Should Pisceans do drugs? and most importantly, why is Jamie Lynn Spears named Jamie Lynn? Follow us on Insta @astrologyroast

Duration:00:28:07