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The podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better

The podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better

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United States

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The podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better

Language:

English

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Episodes

Episode 55

7/28/2021
Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better! (2:32) Morgan's Fact of the Day- are you ready for these doozies?! (6:37) Story Time- Jon tells the story of how he made Morgan sad by simply waving... or did he simply wave? (10:55) What Would It Take to be in a gun duel with Jared from Subway? (23:18) What Would You Do If you Freakie Friday'd with your significant other for 24 hours? (34:48) This or That- Receive...

Duration:01:01:37

Episode 54- MOTOWN Special!!

7/21/2021
Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better! We've got another special episode for you, Barflies! (0:15) This week, you get some stories from our Bullshitter Dayne's Bachelor Party down in KCMO- Luke Combs, dildos, dick pics in urinals, getting asked for drugs, fights.. we hope you're ready, because it was some of the most fun we've had in a while!!! (32:26) What Would It Take to eat a spoonful of stink...

Duration:01:27:34

Episode 53

7/14/2021
Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better! (2:36) Morgen's Fact of the Day- are you ready to know why bubble wrap was originally invented? (5:43) What Would It Take for you to never celebrate a holiday or your birthday again? (22:43) This or That- Wear your underwear 7 days straight, or wear someone else's underwear for 1 day the day after they wore them? (28:39) What Would You Do If you had the chance to...

Duration:01:02:09

Episode 52

7/7/2021
Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better! (3:59) Story Time- Phantom Pooper: The School Striker. (12:35) What Would It Take to go cliff camping? (17:47) Jon wanted to interrupt Morgen during his What Would It Take in order to get: Morgen's Fact of the Day!!! (19:15) Morgen came up with a Bone to Pick!! (28:56) Resume our What Would It Take to go cliff camping! (34:00) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time...

Duration:01:15:45

Episode 51

6/30/2021
Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better! (1:01) This week's Story Time is Mitch faceplanting into a flowerbed.. wouldn't be the first time! (6:10) What Would It Take to go to the doctor because of a boner issue? (16:45) This or That- Breathe underwater and swim 25 MPH or fly 55 MPH but you can only fly while you're holding your breath? (25:06) What Would You Do If you could add any feature to your...

Duration:00:46:33

Episode 50

6/23/2021
Welcome to our 50th episode of BarTop BullShit! We decided to spoil you all and give you some extra content this week! (4:42) This week's Story Time is Morgen falling out of the boat with Jon and other diddy pole instances. Can you envision his face? (17:20) What Would It Take to be a prostitute? (28:42) Top 3 movie and TV show cars you would want to own (40:56) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- how to deal with animals in the bedroom while you're having sex (51:08) Who...

Duration:01:32:02

Episode 49

6/16/2021
Welcome to this weeks' Bullshit! (3:37) We've got another new segment. You've heard us talk about it, now it's officially here; introducing: Morgen's Fact of the Day! You're in for it now. (10:06) What Would It Take to take a 15-minute bath in Icy Hot? (19:18) What Would You Do If- we're stuck on an island and we have to give everyone their tasks (38:19) This or That- Would you be a pirate or a cowboy? (56:06) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale to the death of TV commercial...

Duration:01:13:37

Episode 48

6/9/2021
Welcome to this weeks' Bullshit! (2:59) Story Time- we tell the story of one of our parties getting busted.. we always got lucky (11:24) What Would It Take to stab your friend? You get to choose where you stab them, but you can never tell them why you stabbed them (24:35) You've Got 99 Problems- We've Got Time for One: pooping in a public stall, and there's no toilet paper (33:07) The Top 3 people we would choose to be our bodyguards- who would you choose?? (47:57) Who Would Win in this...

Duration:01:16:20

Episode 47

6/2/2021
Welcome to this weeks' Bullshit! (2:32) You Can't Say That- When someone introduces their baby to you (5:35) What Would It Take to get a needle prick every time you cuss? (17:02) This or That- Chef or Maid? A chef that brings their own cooking materials, food, and clean up after themselves - OR - a maid that does everything for you? (23:25) What Would You Do If The President came up to you and said you get to create your own National Holiday? What Holiday would you create and how would...

Duration:01:05:47

Episode 46

5/26/2021
(1:48) Story Time- today, Dayne tells the story about him kicking our buddy Grant off a trampoline into an A/C unit and almost killing him (10:14) What Would It Take for us to experience Labor Pains- for 10 hours?? (17:25) You've Got 99 Problems- We've Got Time For One.. how to initiate sex (30:50) Our Top 3 scary movies of our childhood... can you guess what movie made all of our lists at some point? Jump on our Facebok Page - BarTop BS - and let us know what yours are! (57:59) Would...

Duration:01:23:23

Episode 45

5/19/2021
We have our special guest: Andy from New York! (1:55) Slow Your Roll- What not to say at a job interview (5:11) What Would It Take to join a nudist colony? (19:43) What Would You Do If aliens came to Earth and said "You're an alien, come home with me" ? (30:01) This or That- Lose a hand or lose an eye? (43:02) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of horror movie TV show or movie monsters? (1:07:42) Did you vote on our Twitter this week? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' The...

Duration:01:15:32

Episode 44

5/12/2021
We unintentionally recorded a special for you all- we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!!! (2:44) Story Time- Morgen gets naired, gets chemical burns, and gets his asshole bleached... are you surprised? (12:40) What Would It Take to take a cattle prod to the nuts for 1 second? (26:39) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- What's the right way to deal with a shart in a sharty situation? (37:17) What are our Top 3 Pet Peeves? What are your thoughts?? (1:14:03) Who Would Win in...

Duration:01:44:47

Episode 43

5/5/2021
(2:31) You Can't Say That- What can you not say on a first date? (4:29) What Would It Take to get shot by a .45 Caliber whilst wearing a bulletproof vest? (12:51) This or That- Never have to sleep again or never have to eat/drink again? (19:30) What Would You Do If you had the chance to hypnotize one command to one person on Earth? (29:24) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Movie/TV Swordsman? (45:37) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin' the...

Duration:00:54:55

Episode 42

4/28/2021
Couple of things this week: we've got a surprise guest- Andy from New York, NY!! He offers some great insight throughout the episode! Second- we're sorry for the sound quality, we realized about 40 minutes into the episode that our system wasn't recording as it should be- you'll hear our official disclaimer ;) (1:56) Story Time- Morgan breaks things- surprise :P even though it's not on him, we still have to give him shit for it! (8:09) What Would It Take to roll down a hill in a full...

Duration:01:08:12

Episode 41

4/21/2021
We've got another new segment for you this week- let's get it!! (0:19) We've got quite the intro this week! (4:53) You Can't Say That- What's the worst one liner you could say at a sperm bank? (8:57) What Would It Take to be a panhandler for your job? (20:10) This or That- Never nap ever again or never be able to use your snooze button again? (33:12) What Would You Do If you could have anybody in the world (dead or alive) teach you one thing? Who would you choose to teach you...

Duration:01:03:48

Episode 40

4/14/2021
This week, we made a decision to get a little buzzed.. Morgen a little drunk. We unintentionally made you guys a Special. You're lucky we like you.. but we like everyone when we're drunk. Make sure to get on our Facebook or Twitter to tell us your opinions! (3:31) Story Time- What do we do for a living? (21:33) What Would It Take to have to poop in public with the door open 24/7 in public? (34:58) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- how to get out of a conversation? (48:18)...

Duration:01:49:41

Episode 39

4/7/2021
(2:17) What Would It Take to give three random people in Walmart a wedgie? (8:54) What Would You Do If you wore a piece of clothing or accessory and it made that part of your body a perfect 10? (16:44) This or That- Fur or Feathers? (23:26) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of movie characters from the year 2000? (37:27) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!! (39:50) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

Duration:00:43:12

Episode 38

3/31/2021
(2:32) Story Time- Jon's going away party in Illinois (14:12) What Would It Take to get fuckin stabbed? What part of your body would you choose to get stabbed? (22:57) Top 3 items to buy that would make the cashier question what you're doing. (30:30) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- what's the correct amount to tip? (43:32) Who Would Win in this Adam Sandler character Battle Royale? (54:58) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the...

Duration:01:02:50

Episode 37

3/24/2021
(1:29) This Week's Story Time is one you won't forget- this week, Dayne explains how he's been caught masturbating in his sleep (7:48) What Would It Take to go wingsuit flying with zero training? (14:17) What Would You Do If you had to win one game or you died? What game would you choose? (24:58) This or That- Give up caffeine or give up nicotine (29:48) Who Would Win in this Dr. Seuss Battle Royale fight?? (38:25) Did you fuckin vote this week?! You better have, because we're Checkin...

Duration:00:45:17

Episode 36

3/17/2021
(1:54) What Would It Take to be a host of a Blippi/Wiggles like show? (10:09) Our Top 3 childhood toys- what are yours?? (28:58) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- How do you deal with the mess after sex? (35:09) Who Would Win in these Disney Princess fights?? (52:15) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!!! (55:07) As always- Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!

Duration:00:57:37