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Episode 2 of the new season! Tune in and see what dumb things we have to talk about!

We're back with a new season! Sorry for the delay but make sure you tune in every week for a new episode!

Tune in this week to see what we said a month ago! We never got around to uploading this episode so here you go! #tellurfuckinfriends

Jokes on ya'll- Episode 157 is actually Episode 156.. Enjoy ;) Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Welcome back! This week, we talk about anything from Dayne having an allergic reaction, Dayne's birthday party, a giant brush fire, taking back the word retard... just shut up and listen :P (53:35) Dayne's Got a Question... sticky shaky dick. (59:08) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

This weeks episode is a good one! Listen in to see how Mitch died!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Don't listen to this episode if you're easily offended ;) Jon's back and his dick is doin good! Does this joke make sense? If it does, who's right? Do you know what hungarian slang for Asian people is? (5:42) Are you able to joke about suicide? Have you ever unintentionally pissed someone off to the point where they want to fight you? (19:18) If you could eat any regions' food to be the only food you can eat for the rest of your life, what type of food would you choose? (27:32) Best place in the USA and in the world to be single? Is there a time period in the USA timeline where you feel you would do the best or be the happiest? Do you think there's any kids toys within todays time that will be looked at as a collector's item in the future? If there was *one* vehicle that you could get and you didn't have to pay for it- what vehicle would you choose? Have you ever heard of hobby horsing? If the four of us were on Hell's Kitchen, who could make the best meal from scratch? Bad People- who would you call if you needed help burying a body? (1:15:55) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon broke his dick.. ouch. We tried something different this week- it's not as funny, but it's interesting! Let us know what you think! Have you tried Soda Jerk? They're pretty solid! Do you ever *not* get included in friend plans? Bastards... Our friends group is going as Disney Villians for Halloween this year! (13:34) Morgan had his first parent/teacher conference- this is Morgan's kid to a T! Have you ever ran into this issue with Amazon? Have you heard of the show Gen V? (26:41) We play 20 questions.. we realized that we SUCK at this game- how'd you do with it?! (40:08) Side tangent to Bad People cards- If we were all therapists, who's the most likely to sleep with their patients? Who will be the next person to have a threesome? Back to 20 Questions...Let us know if you like it! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- DAYNE'S back :D There's some solid BullShit this week! (3:55) We're starting off hot with some Bad People cards- let's go Who's the most likely to RSVP yes to a party and then never show up? Who has secretly done something *very* illegal and gotten away with it? Who's the *least* effected by "help the kids" ads? Who would eat a handful of live wasps for the least amount of money? (15:35) We revisit a question from a previous episode for Dayne- if you were to play in 8th grade JV football (with the body you have right now) what position would you play and what would your stat line be like? (33:15) Boners- growing up, did you ever have a time where you got one and you were like "Fuck"? Do you have a fast or slow transition in puberty? (45:13) We talk about the wedding we attended :) (56:44) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're back!! We're all on one today, let's get it! Enjoy the BullShit of us idiots :P (9:43) What's the most heartfelt gift or the best gag gift you've ever given? What's your social media feed like? Would you go on a paranormal investigation? What conspiracy theories do you believe in? (33:41) Did you know that every culture in the world has dragons and floods in their mythology? (38:04) How do you swallow a pill? Did you know that it's healthy to sun your butthole? What do you think the placebo effect is? (51:43) When you sit down to relax at the end of the night, do you have something to drink? If you do, what's your drink? (59:38) Throughout your entire life of golf, do you think you've lost more balls or drank more beer? (1:05:30) Bad People Cards In their lifetime, who has received or sent the most dick pics? Who was the last person to checkout their asshole in the mirror? (1:16:51) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're baaaaack! Dayne missed this week- but we start by talking about what's new in our lives. Did you know there's 7 different kinds of meat on a turtle? We talk NFL- let's go! (13:28) Would you rather have crab fishing or oil rigging as your job? Did you know that they're now making sour flavored batteries?! (35:59) If you were to be put a JV middle school football team, what position would you play and what would your stat lines be? Have you heard of the theory that kicking and field goals shouldn't be a thing in football? (45:40) Do you think the NFL or other professional sports are scripted? (47:48) Do you think professional refs and/or umps should only have that as their day job? Enjoy some NSFW content ;) We hope you enjoy the last bit around conspiracy theories. It may make sense, it may not. That's the point :P (1:19:32) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- here's to another majorly NSFW episode! We get on a White Trash tangent- including some stereotypes. We talk some TV shows and then tangent into the *really* NSFW rest of the episode.. enjoy! What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to? The rest doesn't need an explanation (45:16) We jump into some sports We also debate free speech and hate speech (1:06:14) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- first off, we apologize for the audio quality this week. Technical difficulties made it record from our laptop mic instead of the Rodecaster mics. The content, however, is fire as always! (5:09) If every minute, ten 10-year-olds came at you. How many and how long do you think you could last? What about 16-year-olds? How fast do you think you could run a mile, currently? (24:01) Bad People time- Who would legally change their name to Dick Breath for the least amount of money? Who has taken the most amount of virginities? In their lifetime, who is the most likely to perform sexual acts for money? We talk about the Fantasy Draft We also debate different music artists (1:13:44) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- welcome to the *immediate* screaming match :P Did the Derecho start as a tropical storm? Dayne and Jon think yes, Mitch and Morgan think no. As always, we catch up with each other from last week (3:59) If you won the lottery, would who you give money to? What trade did your schools push? (19:14) Have you ever been shitting, ran out of toilet paper, and used the brown cardboard roll to wipe your ass? Have you ever met someone that throws out a million facts a second? Do you believe everything they say? Enjoy this UFO tangent- we enjoyed it! COVID is coming back- are you scared? ;) How right is Alex Jones? Have you seen the movie Idiocracy? (50:10) Dips! Sauces... are you good at estimating how much dipping sauce you need? If you have moldy bread, do you tear off the mold and eat it or throw it all away? (1:13:23) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- We've got Croson back on the show! If you enjoy BullShitting, you're REALLY going to enjoy this episode! We take a dive into some risqué topics- are you here for it? Jon has a story about how a cop tried psyop'ing him into a DUI.. bastards. (24:31) Morgan's Question of the Day- who would win in a triathalon between Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt? How do you get nicknames? What name do you go by? If you shorten your name (Matt from Matthew, etc.) how do you introduce yourself? Mitch feels like more of a Mitch than a Mitchell- does this make sense? (46:55) Bad People time Who gets the most aroused watching little person porn? Who's the most likely to go Gay for Pay? Who's the most likely to have sex with someone for drugs? Have you ever had sex on shrooms? (1:06:38) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's late this week, but he joins eventually! Have you heard of Dr. Delirium and the Edgewood Experiments on Max? It's a deep dive into MK Ultra- you won't regret it We talk about some other movies and TV shows Jon finally shows up :P When is the chip industry going to figure out a re-sealable bag? If you have plans that you don't really want to attend, do you come up with a reason or just say "I don't really want to" (1:05:42) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about the origin of the word "pussy"? (1:11:39) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- welcome back! We've got all of us here this week. Have you ever had Kona Big Wave? Could you (as you are right now) put on football pads, be put on an NFL team, and make at least one yard as a running back? What professional sport do you think you could do *something* in? With a 95 mile-an-hour fastball, how many pitches do you think it would take for you to hit one? Could you return a professional tennis serve? What do you think the easiest sport to go professional in is? What is your urinal and stall etiquette? Do you think a street fighter could compete against a mixed martial artist? We think Jon's ego is too big... Who's most likely to masturbate in the bathroom at work? If Jon decided to rob a bank, who would be the last person he would pick to help? In their lifetime, who has sent OR received the most dick pics? (1:32:50) NSFW warning.. If we swapped dick pics and sent them to our significant others, would they notice that it wasn't our dick? (1:42:55) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Dayne's gone, are you surprised that we kicked him off?! We start by catching up with each other from last week... be prepared to get offended Would you have a raccoon as a pet? If you could have any pet (and you knew it would behave), what pet would you have? How old is the oldest human? We think owning a cabin on the river would be dope- who would join? Morgan wants to do a fishing tournament- how well do you think he'll do?! Have you heard of what's going on with The Sound of Freedom? You'll love this part of the podcast! (1:21:35) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're all back this week! (7:16) Can you imagine eating 10 pounds of food in one sitting? What's your most gluttonous moment of eating? If you could ride any mythical creature for your mode of transportation, what would you ride? Did you carry your wife across the threshold when you got married? (36:40) The Voting Game: Who has left their number for the waiting staff at a restaurant? Who lost their virginity at the youngest age? Who's had a night out ending in the hospital? Who has parents that know the least about their current lifestyle? (47:49) What superpower would you choose to have (it can't be for combat- think use for your every day life) (55:15) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's back... we catch up with each other as always! (3:36) Who would win in a Battle Royale between comedians? Have you ever heard of Anal Bead Tug of War? You better get going on those Kegels! (23:11) Dayne's Got a Question.. well, two of them What are the Top 10 hardest jobs in the world? What are the Top 10 easiest jobs in the world? Did you know that you could get a DUI on a motorized wheel chair? What kinda dick head cop would do this?! (51:52) Bad People time: If we were all characters in a horror movie, who would get killed first? Who's the most likely to masturbate before a massage so they don't get hard during the massage? Who looks like they could suck the best dick? Who would be the first person to try virtual reality sex? If we were all in a contest, who would last the longest without masturbating and/or cumming? If you had to send one person to jail for a year, who would you choose? (1:06:05) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about Orville Wright? (1:11:18) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's gone but Kacey's here.. which is really convenient because she can give us her perspective on her car being stolen :P We pretty much spend this week talking about our guys' trip to KCMO for a bachelor party.. you're in for a ride! Do you brush your teeth in the morning, at night, or both? Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!