ROCK MORNINGS

And just like that, the week is over! Started the morning with news about the city buying a bunch of diesel buses, and we recapped the NHL & NBA playoff action last night, including the odd exchange between Patrick Beverly & a Pacer fan. Also looked at a drinking game for the Roast of Tom Brady this Sunday on Netflix. Let you know what's on TV & in theaters this weekend, and Jean is going to attempt to bet on the Kentucky Derby for the first time ever. Speaking of the Kentucky Derby, Brian wants to bring the "Running of the Porta-Potties" to Oktoberfest! Have you seen the video of the giraffe chiro? People on the internet are loving it. And remember earlier this week when we talked about the swarm of bees that delayed the Diamondbacks/Dodgers game? The bee guy is now getting his own Topps trading card! Today is "National Paranormal Day" and we talked about the paranormal stuff that we do & do not believe in. Had an update on the new waterslide being constructed in the Dells, and we talked racing with Doc. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a surge in unemployment, an increase in IRS audits, a guy who got arrested for stealing diapers from a dollar store, a county in TN that has a horrible record for EMS response time, an Iowa man who got arrested for road rage, an interesting side effect of Ozempic, a nudist cruise is set to launch, a cop that was assaulted by a cheeseburger, a guy who was stabbing himself, and another Iowa man who turned himself in to the police…but forgot to take the drugs out of his car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One more day of work left! Started the morning with the tragic news out of Mount Horeb, WI. Also recapped last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and discussed the suspensions handed down by MLB after the Brewers/Rays dust-up on Tuesday night. Laughed at the video of Ryan Gosling & Mikey Day reprising their SNL "Beavis & Butthead" roles on the red carpet for Gosling's new movie, "The Fall Guy". And Brian recalled a story about Creed getting their gear stolen when they played his hometown many years ago before they hit the big time. Had a incredible story about a 9 year-old in Oklahoma that ran a mile in the dark to save his parents' lives after a tornado threw their truck into a tree & severly injured the parents. The family has a GoFundMe page set up to help with their mounting medical bills. Couple of food related items this morning, including a new flavor from Jif, and a pickle-flavored wine spritzer is now available for preorder! Today is "World Password Day", so we looked at how long it would take a hacker to get your password based on how many numbers, letters, & symbols you've got. Did you see the video of the bear at the zoo that ate the ducklings right in front of a bunch of kids that were celebrating a birthday? Scarred for life! We also talked about the guy who was thrown out of the Mets game after eating 9 hot dogs & drinking 10 beers. And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a granny in New Mexico who shot an intruder, a pizza delivery kid who almost got shot for parking in the wrong spot, a fire at a peanut butter manufacturing plant, a woman in West Virginia who stole a truck to hunt pedos, a man who threw fried chicken at his sister because he was hangry, a guy who got a dental implant screwed into his brain, a priest who spend a bunch of the church's money on Candy Crush, and a story about a face-eater that will haunt you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HUMP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! After spending several hours mowing yesterday, we're all pretty sore & tired. But with the rain later this week, it was a must to get that lawn taken care of. We started you off with a recap of last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and we talked about the "brawl" that broke out during yesterday's Brewers game. Let you know what's on TV tonight, and we talked about Sammy Hagar getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Had an uplifting story about a cop in Canada who anonymously donated a kidney, then became close friends with the woman who received the kidney. And a story about a heroic 8th grader in Wisconsin who saved a bus driver after she had passed out. What's the #1 thing you want when you go on vacation? A recent survey says that 70% of people want fast wi-fi more than anything else. Have you heard about the Cheeseball guy? I'm calling shenanigans. That's not a full jug of cheeseballs. More like half a jug. Eric was able to correctly guess that Shaw wouldn't know what movie today's quote came from with "You're Killin' Me, Shaws"(it was 'Friday the 13th: Part 2') We had a lot of bee stories this morning, including the start of "No Mow May", and a bee swarm that delayed last night's Dodgers/Diamondbacks game. And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who went on a first date with a woman and she ended up shooting at him, a couple that found about 60,000 bees in the walls of their home, a guy who was trying to smuggle snakes in his pants, a ATM thief who was caught at a casino, a man who killed his grandmother because he thought she was the devil, an emergency slide from a plane ended up in an ironic place, and a couple of lions decided to bang on top of a safari truck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Final day of the month, and we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the month of May! We recapped last night's NHL & NBA playoffs, and we talked about the umps screwing the Brewers again! Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday, and we took a long, hard look at Olivia O'Brien, who went viral during this past weekend's Laker game. Ahem. Had a wonderful story about a mama bear that saved her cub from drowning after it fell into a river, and another great story about a teacher that recently joined a very exclusive club. We talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports show about whether or not Giannis will be back with the Bucks next season, and got an update on his living situation now that his girlfriend has moved in with him. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the amount of women's restrooms in Amsterdam, a guy in Michigan driving around with a tree stuck to his car, a woman who inhaled a screw, a man & his daughter got attacked and stung by hundreds of bees in Vegas, a guy who was putting his genitals in the food at the restaurant he used to work at, a guy's emotional support alligator has gone missing, a moron tried to harass a bison, and another story about someone throwing pasta during a road rage incident. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday again, but Shaw is back from vacation! He told us all about his time in South Carolina, and we all recapped our various activities from the weekend. We obviously talked about the severe weather & tornados in Iowa, Nebraska, & Oklahoma, including a guy who probably survived a tornado because he was out buying hot dogs. Discussed the NBA & NHL Playoffs, and the NFL allowing players to wear the guardian caps during the regular season. Had a new "Karen of the Day" that was upset about the length of someone else's skirt. Today's "Monday Morning Throwback" was from 2013 and informed us all about Tan Mom. Great video from yesterday's Predators/Canucks game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The weekend has arrived and there's LOTS to do! Talked about the school bus crash by Eau Claire yesterday, and Shamrock! The lime green puppy that's going viral. We recapped last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and we talked a bit about the NFL Draft. Let you know what's on TV this weekend, what's new in theaters this weekend, and what new music is out today! Had a great story about a couple of heroic barbers that saved a kid from running into traffic, and a cat that went missing and was eventually found in an Amazon facility. Today is "National Pretzel Day", in case you were unaware…so enjoy a salty pretzel with some hot cheese sauce. According to a new survey, people are basically split down the middle when it comes to washing new clothes before wearing them. Talked about the alligator that wandered onto the golf course at the Zurich Classic, and Tom Brady allegedly half-assed a bunch of autographs that people paid a lot of money for. Some food news this morning, including a Sour Patch Kids/Oreo collaboration, and Panera is looking for a Ranch expert to be their new "Ranch Hand". Be on the lookout for the possibly severe storms this weekend in the area. Could be pretty rough the next few days. Also, if you're looking to visit Chicago & see the rat hole, you're gonna have to wait until they figur out what to do with the sidewalk now that they removed it. Doc joined us to talk racing, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who stole a bunch of money from a youth football team & spent it on OnlyFans, using pee to fertilize your plants, and a guy who kept his dead mother's ashes in his car and had it stolen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Final day of the nice weather with a bunch of rain expected this weekend. We started you off with the Thursday Song from our buddy, Adam Palm…and we talked about Joe Gow fighting for his job at UWL. And if you fly a lot, you're going to enjoy this news about airlines having to refund money over canceled flights. Discussed a list of bad habits that can be aging you faster than normal, and we also talked about brushing your teeth with hot water. Recapped last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and Reggie Bush getting his Heisman trophy back! Funny story about a couple in MN that fell in love when he delivered fried pickles to her house as a GrubHub delivery driver. Cicadas are coming and they're apparently so loud that some people in the south are already calling 9-1-1 with noise complaints. And did you know they're edible??? No thanks. We also had a story about a high school prom in New Mexico that featured a drag performance. Nascar driver Erik Jones is going to miss some races after he suffered a broken back last week at Talladega. Jean ate a REALLY smelly banana this morning in the studio & Brian could not stop talking about it. Plus, the cost of chocolate may be on the rise, someone shot a dolphin, and Trump is coming back to WI next Wednesday. Yesterday, the WIAA voted to deny a constitutional ammendment that would have allowed high school student-athletes to profit off their NIL. Did you see this MMA fighter in Russia that kicked a ring-girl in the ass? Needless to say, it didn't end well for him. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a road rage incident that involved spaghetti, french fries bread in Tokyo, and Crackhead Barney. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HUMP DAY!!!!!! We're halfway through our week without Shaw and so far, so good. We started you off with the Wednesday song & played "You're Killin' Me, Jeans" for some of Brian's morning-show money. It was from "Knocked Up", and she TOTALLY knew it! Also talked about the MN Senator who was arrested for burglary, the potential TikTok ban, and the bird flu being found in pasteurized milk. NBA & NHL playoff results from last night's games, and a cool story about a Girl Scout in PA that collected over 150 prom dresses WITH shoes for other girls in her community! Had some horrible news about a drunk woman in Michigan who allegedly drove drunk & crashed into a young child's birthday party, killing several children. Brian refused to play a request for Falling In Reverse's cover of "Last Resort", and several people seemed to appreciate his decision. In case you missed it, they National Weather Service added magenta to the heat risk index. Did you see the video of the guy who took a punch from one of Nikola Jokic's brothers at the recent Nuggets/Lakers playoff game? Crazy stuff! We also talked about the recent US Justice Department settlement for the Larry Nassar victims, and Brian raved about this new flame-throwing robot dog named "The Thermonator" Plus, a list of everyday irritations! You've probably heard of the beer mile...but have you heard about the WINE MARATHON???? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a former school officer who killed his ex-wife and his teen girlfriend before abducting his son, a beer truck that crashed, and a man with a giant penis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Day two without Shaw! We started you off with news about some ground beef that may contain E.coli, a man who set himself on fire near the Donald Trump trial, and a comedian who had a woman kicked out of his show because she was breastfeeding her child. Talked about the NBA & NHL playoffs, and a scary scene during the Brewers batting practice yesterday where a pitcher took a line drive off the neck. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday & talked about the upcoming roast of Tom Brady on Netflix. Did you see the video of the car on fire on I-94 from last week? Crazy scene, but the guy in the car survived thanks to some incredibly brave good Samaritans. If you've never watched ANY of the Star Wars films or TV shows, you could get a job making $1,000 to watch all nine films in the Skywalker Saga. Apparently, there's a new trend that has people washing their shredded cheese. Weird. Doctors in Australia are asking snake bite victims to NOT bring the snake into the Emergency Room when they come to the hospital. We got Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show on the phone to talk about all things Wisconsin sports, including the Bucks, the Brewers, the Badgers, and the upcoming NIL vote here in Wisconsin. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about a guy in Colorado who tried to trade drugs for food in the drive-thru at a Burger King, and a #FloridaMan who tried to drink a couple of cold ones before being arrested by police. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday again and Shaw's out this week on vacation! Hope he has fun in South Carolina. We talked about this weekend's NHL & NBA playoffs, and we discussed this year's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Brian talked about his bird feeder again and tried to figure out what kind of birds were frequenting his backyard. We had a great story about a cat in MN that was living in a car with 46 other cats a few years ago, but is now a model for Target's kitty litter! In case you were unaware, today is Earth Day, and we gave you a short list of easy things you can do to help make the world a better place. We also talked about the most environmentally-conscious states in the US, and a futuristic way to help conserve water in hotels. This week's "Monday Morning Throwback" was from 2015 when Brian took a Citizen's Police Academy course with the La Crosse Police Department. And did you see this door that a guy found in his basement? The internet is a bit divided about whether or not he should open it. We talked about the Colorado Rockies charter flight that's being investigated by the FAA, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about an elementary school student who got assaulted by another student with a metal Stanley mug, a study on the kind of people who like cars with loud mufflers, a granny who helped her granddaughter beat up another student at school, and a #FloridaCouple who tried to tape a couple of scratch-tickets together to claim a million dollar prize. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The weekend has finally arrived! Shaw's going on vacation next week, so we talked a bit about that this morning, and we also talked about all the transfer portal movement with the Badgers this offseason. Let you know what's new in theaters this weekend and what'll be on TV. And had a great story about the importance of learning CPR. Tomorrow is 4/20, so we looked at some of the deals that will be out there if you celebrate. Also, a fantastic story about Byron Buxton of the Twins making things right with a fan in Baltimore. Shaw mentioned that the WIAA is voting next week to possibly allow NIL deals in high school athletics, and he shared the news that the original Star Trek Enterprise from the TV show is back in the proper hands. Doc joined us to talk about racing, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about two planes that almost ran into each other on the runway, a guy who had a drink at 120 bars in 24 hours, a kid in kindergarten who had baggies of cocaine in his backpack, a kid in Massachusetts that got stuck in the chimney of his house, a #FloridaMan who shot & killed his wife and then chased the ambulance she was in on the way to the hospital, a bunch of morons who were taking selfies with bear cubs, the person with the longest Covid infection died, Tim Horton's gave away a free boat to EVERYONE on accident, a woman who got busted with 56lbs of weed in an airport, and a guy killed his friend while noodling to protect himself from being sacrificed to Bigfoot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just another thirsty Thursday…. Started things off with the Thursday Song and Brian talked about watching "Suicide Kings" last night. Discussed the results of the NBA Play-In tourney games from Wednesday night, and also talked about Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference. Had a cool story about a teddy bear drive in Nashville for abused children. In case you were unaware, today is "National High Five Day" and "National Pizza Cake Day". Talked about the weird shit that people left in Ubers last year. A couple of legendary broadcasters announced their retirements this week, including John Sterling of the Yankees and Jack Edwards of the Bruins. Meanwhile, Bill Belichick will be joining Pat McAfee for the NFL Draft. Apparently, American University has a new course on the economics of Taylor Swift. And if you thought that the Vikings were going plant-based this season, you got duped, bro. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about arrests being made in a major gold heist case, an 8 year-old that was driving his mother's car the wrong way with her in the backseat, a drunk boat captain that fell off the ship, thousands of bees got into a couple's walls, a woman who called the cops because she had some bad meth, a woman who tried to use her dead uncle to take money out of the bank, and a woman who got duped by a fake Aaron Rodgers profile. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today got totally flipped after Brian found out that Dole's website has a recipe for a banana peel BLT sandwich. For real. It's "National Banana Day", so that's where the conversation started…but once he found out about this whole sammich thing, he was out on bananas. Talked about last night's NBA play-in tourney and the Kwik Trip/Brewers collaboration this season. And speaking of the Brew Crew, they've got a theme night coming up where they'll be giving away Bronze Fonzie Bobbleheads! We discussed some energy-boosting foods you should eat if you're slumping later this afternoon, and congrats to Journey on the sustained success of their "Greatest Hits" album! Had a story about a guy in Cleveland who saved a kid from getting beaned by a hockey puck, and we played "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" for $20 of Brian's morning-show money. Jill from Galesville guessed correctly(it was from "The Godfather") and she scored his twenty bucks. Did you hear about the billionaire owner of the Clippers picking up the entire concessions tab for their final home-game against the Rockets a few nights ago? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a horrific incident in Chicago where a woman cut another woman's baby out of her womb, a woman in MN who had over 120 cats in her house, a student who got suspended for bringing corn chips to school, an outbreak on a new cruise ship, a fake priest who was robbing churches, an elephant on the loose in Montana, a couple of drunk vultures, and a guy who used a live snake to try & rob a store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And here comes the weather. After a few days of really nice weather, we've got some strong storms & rain coming through the next few days. We talked about last night's WNBA draft & the NBA setting attendance records this season. And we let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday. Plus, more info on the whole Billy Joel/CBS debacle. Had a cool story about some Girl Scouts in TN who used the money from their cookie sales to buy some microchip scanners to help reunite lost pets with their owners. Did you hear about the Kickstarter campaign for a paintball-shooting doorbell camera? Apparently, it'll also fire tear gas canisters! Hopefully, there's some truth to this story about the Justice Department filing an anti-trust lawsuit against Ticketmaster & Live Nation! And in case you missed it, JuJu Smith Schuster "accidentally" posted a picture of his wiener on SnapChat over the weekend. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a funeral home in Colorado that wasn't handling the dead properly AND stole a bunch of PPE loan money, a guy riding a motorcycle at 100+ mph while standing on the seat, OJ's infamous Bronco is for sale, a #Florida firefighter who got arrested and tried the "don't you know who I am?" routine, a woman in Arizona that was poisoning her husband's coffee, another #FloridaMan who killed his roommate after arguing over a dollar, another roommate argument that led to an assault with some pizza dough, a guy in Canada who is being harassed by dozens of pizza deliveries, and a drunk guy who REALLY wanted six pumpkin donuts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Final day of the really nice weather before some showers & severe storms move into the area and we had a MAJOR announcement this morning thanks to Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl! If you haven't heard, the Big River Rally is happening this August in La Crosse with rides, vendors, motorcycles, stunt bike shows, music, food, drinks & more! Tickets go on-sale this Friday at 6am. We also talked about the Bucks sliding into the playoffs after losing eight of their final eleven games of the regular season. In case you missed it, the Golden Bachelor & his TV wife only lasted three months. But, good news….there's a chonky boi named "Thicken Nugget" who's losing weight in the pool. Today's Tax Day, and we gave you some info on some of the deals you can take advantage of. Discussed the new Nike outfits for female athletes at the Paris Olympics, and we hooked you up with the Monday Morning Throwback. Also, mad props to Boban! Man of the people! During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a man who stabbed his mother to death after fighting over the TV remote, a bunch of people without tickets were able to get on a recent Delta flight, a woman is suing Tesla after her toddler was able to turn the vehicle on & ran her over, a #FloridaMan who got busted filming videos of himself doing 199mph on a highway, a guy in Canada who crashed his car after reaching for some fried chicken in the backseat & losing control of his vehicle, an airline passenger who claims they were duped into tipping a baggage checker, a mom in Texas who left her kids at home while she went on a cruise, an acupuncturist who stuck the needles into a client & then went home & took a nap, and a kid who got an octopus for his birthday & ended up with more than he bargained for. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ah…Friday! And a beautiful one at that. Looks like it's going to be really nice this weekend, so get outta the house & do something outside. We started you off with the Friday Song and let you know what's going to be on TV & in theaters this weekend in case you prefer staying inside when it's absolutely gorgeous outside. We talked about Rashee Rice turning himself in and updated you on the Shohei Ohtani story. A cool story about a father in Philly who's been installing special signs around the city to alert people that there are autistic children in the area. It's "National Grilled Cheese Sandwich" day, and if you're going to enjoy one for dinner tonight, maybe go for a Fart Walk afterwards. Yup…fart walks are a thing now. Brian drooled all over himself talking about the possibility of Tom Brady returning to the NFL to play quarterback. Doc joined us to talk racing, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about cousins in TN getting married, people are made because nuns are eating chips in a commercial, a #FloridaWoman who was driving drunk on three tires, a bunch of stolen Legos, a bakery owner that lost the diamond from her ring in the dough for their cookies, a look at how much money Americans pay in taxes in their lifetime, a library that gave out phony eclipse glasses, an 85 year-old grandma who shot & killed a man who broke into her house, an a Canadian woman who left behind some DNA at a robbery. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One more day until the weekend! We started you off with the Thursday song this morning. Talked about Shohei Ohtani's interpreter getting ready to plead guilty, and Shaw shared some cool info about an organ donation awareness campaign happening at hospitals around the country. We had two excellent & uplifting stories this morning - one about a senior dog rescue center holding a "Geezer Gala" for the pooches…and another story about a retired teacher who recently reunited with about 100 of his former students to watch the eclipse. In case you were unaware, today is "National Pet Day", and it's also "National Poutine Day"! The Arizona Coyotes might be moving to Utah next season, and the Chiefs-A-Holic guy is BIG TIME guilty. Found out that more people rely on Google than they rely on their traditional education, and we gave you a tip on dealing with anger management. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who can't drive his own car anymore, a mom who killed her partner because of the eclipse, a skier in Colorado who died trying to perform a trick, a drone search for a lost dog in Russia, another online "challenge" has people almost losing their toes, a bunch of light poles got stolen, a guy who had two of his fingers amputated, and the Mexican eclipse that just HAS to be seen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day is here to rock you like a hurricane! Just kidding. It's like 70° today! We started you off with Brian bitching about his stupid Red Sox & their celebration for the 20th anniversary of the 2004 MLB World Series championship yesterday before their home opener. Also talked about Giannis' calf injury from the game against the Celtics last night. Today is "National Hug Your Dog Day", but all Brian was focused on was finding a new body lotion that isn't too greasy, is affordable, and comes in a squeeze bottle rather than a pump-style. Apparently, there's a new Scrabble game for people who are intimidated by the original. Played "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" this morning for a shot at $10 of Brian's morning-show money, and Dave from La Crescent did NOT win. Did you hear about Joey Gase, the Xfinity driver? He's got a new sponsor thanks to his actions at the Richmond race a few weeks ago. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the Delta flight during the eclipse, a guy in NY who drove off a cliff, a naked man who got arrested for banging on someone's front door, a naked woman who chased a guy out of the woods with an axe, a naked #FloridaMan who decided to hop into a trash can, a guy who hung his own art on the walls of the museum that he works at, a dude in Spain that cut his father's head off & threw it at a bunch of cars, and a man who had sex with a woman's car for YEARS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you survive the eclipse? Are you sick of the phrase "path of totality"????? We recapped the solar eclipse this morning, including the mouth-breather on "The View" who tried to blame the eclipse on climate change. Yeah. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked about UConn's dominant performance against Purdue in the men's NCAA Championship game. Had a wonderful update on Fiona the dog who spent 11 of her 13 years in a shelter in Alabama before getting shipped to Wisconsin to find her fur-ever home. Also asked the hypothetical question, "If your non-dominant hand got replaced by a robotic hand, what GADGET would you include?" Did you hear about the Kenosha Kingfish celebrating "Home Alone Night" on Saturday, July 6th??? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a kid who swallowed a quarter that did NOT go to his stomach, a man who was upset about his financial situation so he fired a bunch of gunshots into the wall of his apartment, an 8-foot gator that ended up in a #FloridaWoman's kitchen, a woman who checked out of a hotel & went on a shooting spree because of the eclipse, a woman who got a speeding ticket while her vehicle was being towed, a psycho in Wyoming who tortured a wolf in a bar before killing it, and a guy who faked his own death to get out of paying child support. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back, Jean! She returned from vacation today & gave us an update on how things went in Alabama. We obviously talked about the eclipse a LOT this morning, including the expected increase in car crashes, and about 7% of people don't want to watch it at all. Another big topic this morning was the death of Firehouse frontman CJ Snare. Brian's recap of the Firehouse & Bret Michaels show at Ho-Chunk in BRF was our Monday Morning Throwback today. Had a very nice story about a retired teacher who donated $1 million to her school district, and a hilarious clip of Charles Barkley getting pranked during the Final Four coverage. Now that someone has won the massive Powerball jackpot, Shaw broke down the taxes to see how much that person is ACTUALLY going to end up with. We talked about the Dodger fans who caught Shohei Ohtani's first homerun ball in an LA uniform that claim they were pressured to give it up in exchange for very little. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a mother & daughter who were traveling the country giving illegal butt injections, the world's most recent oldest man, a guy who ran from one side of Africa to the other, a guy who stole a baseball team's swear jar, a Southwest flight that lost part of it's engine, a dangerous new trend on Tik Tok involving fireballs, a guy who was in the middle of his vasectomy when the earthquake hit the East Coast last week, a guy who claims the hotel staff used his toothbrush to clean his bathroom, and a guy who showed up for court naked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.