Blucking Funt

Emily's mom sent us a bunch of random questions for us to answer, so we did. Some of them. It took us a while to get there, but we did. Nick is in this one too and contributed nothing. Jason is writing this, by the way. You probably knew this. This one is a solid 4 on the offensive meter.

You know what to do with an albatross? Eat it and then kill yourself. That’s what the main character in our riddle did, anyway. If you want to know why, listen until the end, and you just might find out! Or maybe you won’t. Intrigue!

We spent a lot of time talking about children in this episode. And about how there are too many of them. And how we should work to avoid them in the future. Also, men breastfeeding. Don't ask about episode 7.

We decided we had gone on long enough without telling you anything about ourselves at all, so we play the Newlyfriend Game (thanks, Grace Helbig). Learn about cereals, sex toys, music, and the normal amount of masturbation talk. Also, it's long. We don't know how that happened. I blame Brian.

Happy holidays! Or in some cases, mediocre holidays! We're talking the best and worst of holidays with family all while we noisily and terribly decorate Christmas cookies. Except for Emily because she wins at decorating cookies.

Totally not feeling this summary, by the way. This is Jason, by the way. In this episode, we mostly talk about Youtube. I say "mostly" because we tend to digress often, but at least we're trying here. I hear themes are good. We talk about Youtubers we like, Youtubers we hate, current obsessions, yada yada yada. Also, randomly at the end we start having an ACTUAL discussion about the different personas we put on around other people and whether or not they are the "real" us. It got weird....

Blah, blah. In the episode, our three intrepid heroes discuss fascinating things like the culinary masterpieces that got them through college (there is talk of cinnamon spaghetti) and the social requirements of tipping. These scintillating discussions take place amidst much drinking and cursing. Enjoy! Or don't.

In this, the first aired episode of Blucking Funt, we introduce ourselves and talk about a bunch of random things, most notably, the Shiney Hiney. True to our nature, we follow rabbit trails and get weirdly passionate about things like the importance of quality Chinese delivery. It’s a mixed bag of conversation, and what we think is a pretty entertaining journey. Enjoy!