Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast

God had no idea humans would eclipse him when they invented improv comedy. 00:00 Intro / Backed Up 02:25 How to Start Your YouTube Channel in 2024 17:01 Doctors 21:56 The Motherland 24:13 Improv is Better than God 27:01 New Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle Specials 35:09 The Future of the Pod 38:12 Tom Segura / Andrew Schulz / Out of Touch Comedians

You should have to be married to a man to be a male gynecologist. 00:00 Intro / How's My Driving? 02:50 Drake is Mr. Worldwide, not Pitbull 04:30 Skrewball Rejected Me 05:18 Coming in the Air Tonight, Like Steve-O 10:39 A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's Kid 11:45 All Doctors Are Creepers 14:56 Celibate / NoFap 17:33 We're Done With OnlyFans, Guys / ASMR 21:51 Asian Baiting / Drake Goes Asian 23:04 We Are Netflix 24:50 Essential Christmas Movies 25:25 Luh Tyler / Breaking the Law as a Minor 27:09 Poo Face Slap / Cat Poo Coffee 31:23 Creative Ways to Pass On 34:30 Jack in the Box / Shadow Band 37:51 Music 39:38 When's Morgan Freeman gonna die? 40:44 What would you do with a couple arms? 42:25 Getting Cancelled 43:30 Matt Rife 46:07 Can't Twerk / Pegging 49:43 Eating Glue

Green numbers on a screen give me validation that I didn't get from my father. 00:00 Intro / Fires / Santa Lore 03:19 "The Needy" 05:03 The State of the World / Candles 07:32 YouTube Addiction 07:57 Letterman Jacket 08:59 Bring Back Pen Pals 09:50 Impulsively Hopping on a Train to "Find Yourself" 11:21 24 Year Olds are Still Kids 12:15 What it Means to be a Podcaster 14:29 Escaping the Matrix with an AI OnlyFans Model / Podcast Junkie 16:12 Going to Jail to Acquire Skills 19:18 Trauma Tier List 23:33 Not Everything Has to be a TikTok Clip 26:40 You Are Not Your Thoughts 27:37 New Year's Resolutions

I've heard of Seinfeld. 0:00:00 Intro / Jobs 0:01:13 Circus Cat and Mouse Show 0:02:41 Dana's Secret Adventure Time Project 0:09:10 Chicken Little was on Steroids 0:14:15 How To Boil an Egg? 0:17:57 Prince! 0:20:33 State Fair / Testing a Roller Coaster 0:22:23 Artificial Intelligence AI / Futurists / Skillshare 0:24:25 Eyebrows / Thief Barber / Haircuts are Dry Cleaners 0:26:55 Tyler1 Headphone Dent / League of Legends / Stardew Valley / Zork 0:30:46 Autumn Pile of Leaves / Murder Mystery 0:33:54 Would You Rather: Burn in Fire or Get Beaten 0:34:53 Being Eaten as a Dying Wish 0:40:39 Impractical Jokers 0:41:19 Subway Coupon 0:44:19 Russian Experiments / Destroying a Horse 0:52:48 Audio Atmosphere / Anthropomorphic Smash or Pass

I might gouge my eyes out to save my love life.

I made a beat with my prostate and sold it on DatPiff. She f*ckin' hates me! What about fiveskin? 00:00 My Car Has a Gas Leak 04:39 Cosplaying as a Surgeon 08:54 Kit Kat / Snapple 13:24 Serving Sizes / Sports 20:30 McDonald's Grimace Lore 23:06 Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave / Mr. Bean 24:25 Chris Hanson / To Catch a Predator 25:00 Logan Paul vs. Dillon Danis 26:09 "Get a Load of This Guy" 28:00 Stone Cold Steve Austin Works at Cold Stone Creamery 29:02 Yankees / Baseball 30:16 Elon Musk / Neuralink / Tesla / Puddle of Mudd 36:26 Joe Rogan Shoots an Arrow at the Cybertruck 37:47 A+ Blood Test 41:37 Gay Son or Thot Daughter? 43:00 Scientology / Baba Yaga / 2012 48:08 SMURFED / BLACKED 49:39 Kareem Crashes the Pod 51:32 My Gay Rap

We're back, and the disrespect is at all time highs as Tyler describes how he does not care about world news. You can be killed at any second... so far so good. 00:00 I Don't Care 05:08 What Kind of Motivation? 07:46 Hospital Bombing / Terrorism 17:42 I'm Suing My Throat / My Lungs Stink 23:12 I Should Cook... 25:47 Internships 31:26 Mucus Rain

00:00 Intro / What is a Cranny? 02:47 Free Prosthetic Limbs 19:35 What Money is Used For 21:37 Cloning Yourself With Dead Cells

00:00 Intro / Sharp Callouses 00:57 Why is it Called Thirsty? 11:46 Getting Too Personal 15:40 Recall on Noses 21:01 Social Media 34:26 Bullying is Good

00:00 Intro / Getting Called Stupid 05:22 Kanye on Lex Fridman 16:38 Walking with Eyes Closed 18:55 White Culture is Nonexistent 28:58 Choking and Drowning 32:24 The Internet Should Be 21+ 37:59 Life's Goal to Get Cancer

00:00 Intro / Insomnia is Good 04:40 Good at Driving 06:41 I Wish I Was Gay 09:04 Jeffrey Dahmer 24:12 Dust 26:46 Dominos Sh*ts 29:42 The "Ick" 46:33 Embrace The Incel at Heart

00:00 Intro / Public Toilet Seat 04:57 No Language / Hiring a Hitman 11:18 Psychology / Astrology 22:10 Banned on TikTok LIVE 27:22 Dropping the Soap / Tortillas 35:01 Operation Catch-Up 36:45 Olive Garden First Date 44:34 Bad to the Vein 48:38 YouTube "Documentaries"

00:00 Intro / Light Pollution 02:25 Volunteer Firefighters 10:53 "Be Yourself" 14:11 Quick Turnaround Time 16:58 Roman Numeral Tattoos

00:00 Intro / Cat Calling 07:43 Liquor Slogans 11:37 Posthumous Fame 13:47 Lactose Intolerance 19:18 Congratulating an Age 23:40 Waking Up Early 24:49 A Line 25:34 "Hunky Dory" 26:57 What is Barstool? 27:24 "Too Much" 29:17 Want to be WANTED

00:00 Starbucks Interaction 10:10 Capitalism 12:02 Gnats 17:09 Dairy Queen Blenders Sound Like R2D2 38:11 Crypto is Dead 39:37 There's No Finish Line 43:42 Why Bella Poarch is Famous 48:06 Playing the Lottery is Selfish 50:38 My Superpower 51:40 Eyeball Queef

We're in the closet this week. Coming out as weird may have been a mistake.

...as weird. 00:00 Intro / Coming Out 04:16 Mail With Sensitive Information 12:48 Plastic Straws 14:25 U2 Started the #MeToo Movement 18:46 "I Don't Believe in Guns" 23:27 It's the Thought That Counts 29:35 "Break a Leg" 31:04 Commando / The Last Straw 43:21 Projecting and Gaslighting

Sick and tired of these YouTube "special"s talking about covid and cancel culture. 0:00:00 Intro / I'm Dumb 06:59 Steak "Well Done" 12:23 Are we on the same page? 16:40 YouTube Specials

Tyler talks about guns. Yaaaay! 0:00:00 Intro / My Ass 03:49 Guns 36:25 People are Dating ALL WRONG! 39:56 A Haircut Made Me Question My Sexuality 44:02 I Drink Coffee For Headaches 47:12 Ricky Gervais: SuperNature 54:29 Why You SHOULD Die.

We need a social agreement to tell people when they smell. 00:00 Intro / Heat 02:48 Overpopulation 07:08 Allergies 09:13 Sweat / Body Odor 14:23 You Can't Google Some Things 18:35 Taking Care of Elders TikTok Account 20:17 White Culture 23:48 Accidentally Talking to Yourself in Public 29:50 My Day Starts When I Wake Up