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For a chill person, Catherine sure has a lot of takes. Sure, some are tepid, but some are scorching hot.

For a chill person, Catherine sure has a lot of takes. Sure, some are tepid, but some are scorching hot.
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United States

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For a chill person, Catherine sure has a lot of takes. Sure, some are tepid, but some are scorching hot.

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English


Episodes

Ep. 15 - Gifts to avoid this holiday shopping season

12/6/2019
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Another special holiday episode as Catherine shares her gift buying tips. Catherine may not know what to buy your loved ones, but she sure knows what NOT to buy them, and isn't that really what matters? Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show...

Duration:00:29:25

Ep. 14 - Make way for Thanksgiving, Banality, and Birth Stories, Mr. Carson!

11/22/2019
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Catherine shares her tips for avoiding Thanksgiving anxieties, and hilarity ensues. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special Guest Nathan: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's @PizzaBobs

Duration:00:28:19

Ep. 13 - Was it the sudafed or the big time secret blockbuster?

11/15/2019
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Catherine returns to the mic to reveal why it has been so long since the last episode. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank", and also by her intern, local raconteur Odessa, and her friend and superfan of the podcast, Fiona. Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter...

Duration:00:12:57

Calm Down Catherine- The Trailer

11/8/2019
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Enjoy this Trailer for the podcast and share it with your friends. It is only a minute long! Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Background music "I Need You" by Douglas Stank. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Douglas Stank: @StankDouglas Pizza Bob's @PizzaBobs

Duration:00:01:00

Ep. 12 - Snorts, rogue barettes, and brown floss are all gross at the office

11/1/2019
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Catherine is compelled to reminisce about the gross things she has seen in the office by something she found in the restroom. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special Guest Nathan:...

Duration:00:28:39

Mailbag! #2

10/25/2019
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Everybody's been waiting a long time for some answers, and Catherine sits still long enough to respond to all the emails, voice messages, and tweets we've accumulated so far. It is your opportunity to be a part of the show! Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the...

Duration:00:41:25

Ep. 10 - Taco 'bout a hard hitting story ripped from the headlines.

10/18/2019
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Catherine has built her loyal audience through her candor, and now uses her platform to talk about an important topic that has been in the news and hits close to home: Taco Bell's recent recall of beef. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Song included: "Shake it like an Etch-a-Sketch" by Douglas Stank. Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to...

Duration:00:28:58

Ep. 9 - Advice about how to lie and how you shouldn't do it

10/11/2019
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Catherine delves into the mystery of the types of liars and the pointless of some of their lies and the self-delusion behind it all. We also introduce a new scheme of sexual euphemisms. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter...

Duration:00:28:48

Ep. 8 - Butch, Mashed Potatoes, and the Buttsucker

10/4/2019
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Catherine reminisces about nicknames we've loved and hated. Intern and raconteur Odessa is the special guest. Catherine is also joined this week by special guests Fiona, a local superfan, and Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special...

Duration:00:30:03

Ep. 7 - Back yards full of dead birds and exploding food trucks

9/27/2019
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Catherine discusses the ingredients of sunscreen and a dangerous run in with a food truck. Local raconteur Odessa is the special guest. Catherine is also joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special Guest...

Duration:00:15:59

Ep. 6 - Bike riding and tying shoes while wearing sweatpants and cowboy boots

9/20/2019
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Catherine recounts being embarrassed about her relatively late mastery of bike riding and shoe tying, then discuss fashion choices that are perhaps more embarrassing than that. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter -...

Duration:00:22:03

Ep. 5 - Chocolate diamonds are like french fries with peels: garbage.

9/13/2019
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The regular format returns as Catherine is back with her takes on the hot button issue of the day: marketing spin, especially in regards to diamonds colored like poop, unpeeled french fries, and ham. Catherine is also able to fend out an attempted hot take from her special guest. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the...

Duration:00:24:59

Mailbag! #1

9/6/2019
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Everybody's been waiting a long time for some answers, and Catherine sits still long enough to respond to all the emails, voice messages, and tweets we've accumulated so far. It is your opportunity to be a part of the show! Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the...

Duration:00:28:17

Ep. 3 - How to protect your butthole from cockroaches

8/30/2019
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A discussion of a bathroom roach smashing anecdote leads to hot takes on roach defense, tight pants, long hair, neti pots and more. Catherine is joined this week by special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On Twitter - Catherine: @CalmCatherine Special Guest Nathan:...

Duration:00:18:33

Ep.2- Would you like to try some Suck-sghetti?

8/23/2019
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The fear of layoffs had Catherine contemplating different career paths. If the bottom fell out of the ol' IT industry, what goods or services could be turned into a money making machine? Catherine discusses this with our special guest Nathan, from the band "Douglas Stank". Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Use the Anchor app to leave a voice message for the show. Email the show calmdowncath@gmail.com On...

Duration:00:28:48

Episode 1 - The Difference between Mel Gibson and Kevin Costner

8/16/2019
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In this first episode of "Calm Down, Catherine!", Catherine has to explain to an ignorant coworker how the plots of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior and Waterworld are the same. Catherine also discusses the films of Kevin Costner with this week's special guest, Nathan, including the infamous movie with a plot that should have been too hot for an in-flight movie. Calm Down, Catherine is sponsored by Pizza Bob's, now selling their famous Chipati Sauce in bottles for use anywhere. Email the show...

Duration:00:17:15