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Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and... Wait... wrong podcast. Bob Green, host of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and author of "TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches", and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join Bob, Alex and Andy as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and... Wait... wrong podcast. Bob Green, host of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and author of "TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches", and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join Bob, Alex and Andy as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.
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United States

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Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and... Wait... wrong podcast. Bob Green, host of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and author of "TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches", and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join Bob, Alex and Andy as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

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English

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Episodes

CCRB-S2-E32-Hush - Bed Cake and Porch Bolt

7/17/2019
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In which our heroes discuss laziness, crimes against cake, the badassery of the differently abled, and idiot home invaders when we review Jennifer Trudrung's short "Indolence" and the Netflix exclusive, Hush.

Duration:01:31:24

CCRB - S2 - E31 - Tucker and Dale vs Evil- WE GOT UR FRIEND!

7/10/2019
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In which we discuss Malaysian cuisine, the delightful idiosyncracies of IMDB plot synopses, and Here There Be Tygers. It's an extra long one, kids! Be prepared.

Duration:02:08:46

CCRB - S2 - E30 - Nails - Mani-Pedi Time?

7/3/2019
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Join us as we examine the unsanitary nature of hospital ghosts, ask why some British comedians are unrecognizable, and revisit some candy with double-salted licorice.

Duration:01:18:13

CCRB - S2 - E29 - Willy Wonka - Rest in Peace, Squeaky Shoe

6/26/2019
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SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious candy, now.

Duration:01:34:41

CCRB S2 - E28 - The Ranger - Jerkin' Abe

6/19/2019
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PUNK ROCK! HECK YEAH! Now with more pink drugs and lost feet! And it's Stephanie's first pick! Hooray! Let's hope it doesn't get her fired. The Ranger! This week on Candy-Coated Razor Blades.

Duration:01:23:41

CCRB - S2 - E27 - The Changeling - Oh, yeah. That's Why.

6/12/2019
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In which our heroes rediscover a... "classic"(?), find out that George C Scott is off-putting, wonder where you can get a lease on fine historic property, and why you shouldn't call your band director "Snuggles". Stupid inappropriate humor all occurring prior to the age of #metoo...

Duration:01:23:32

CCRB - S2 - E26 - Autopsy of Jane Doe - Envelope

6/5/2019
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In which our intrepid crew finds out exactly what happens to Bob during a possible diabetic moment, discusses what constitutes New England, discovers a new-found love of Shrinky Dinks®, and gets creeped the f**k out by faces that emote without moving as we review The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

Duration:01:09:56

CCRB - S2 - E25 - The Collector - Sticky and Wet

5/22/2019
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Join Bob and RC as they wonder how the F*CK a house full of traps was set while the family was ACTUALLY HOME! Yeesh...

Duration:01:10:22

CCRB-S2-E24- Freddy vs Jason - Potato Head Kids Need Love Too

5/19/2019
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Seriously, kids, this was a test. A test of my patience, a test of our willpower, a test of our tech AND a test of our interviewee! Meet Stephanie, kids! She's our top contender for new co-host! Let us know how you think she did! Email bob@candycoatedrazor.com with your opinions.

Duration:01:38:55

CCRB-S2-E23-Haunting on Fraternity Row - Feedback Loop of Bullshit

5/8/2019
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RC tortures Bob, yet again, with his questionable tastes as we review 2018s Haunting on Fraternity Row, also known as Party Crasher. Why there were two titles is utterly beyond us.

Duration:01:19:15

CCRB-S2-E22-The Rake - Somebody Needs a Manicure

4/24/2019
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Bob and RC explore a WHOLE lot of heavy stuff while watching Tony Wash's The Rake several times. No, really. Several times. In the same day.

Duration:01:11:29

CCRB-S2-E21-Under the Shadow: It Was The Djinn Talking

4/17/2019
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Bob and RC talk about 1001 Arabian Nights, sexism, religion, PTSD, and some really sub-par parenting in the Netflix find Under The Shadow. It's a good one, kids.

Duration:01:04:27

CCRB-S2-E20-Little Shop of Horrors: Da Doo For Real This Time

4/10/2019
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Bob and RC literally spend an hour or so gushing over a man-eating plant. Like, for real. Not even kidding. 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, kids! Watch it. You'll thank us.

Duration:01:17:50

CCRB-S2-E19-Clowntergeist: Daddy Needs a Climax

4/3/2019
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In which our heroes say goodbye to a friend, say hello to a really bad clown slash "actor", question why some people get money to make movies, apologize for sub-par editing (just right here, nowhere else),and take leave of their senses with 2017's Clowntergeist.

Duration:01:08:16

S2E18 - Lovely Molly: The Screwdriver is a Problem

1/16/2019
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What if The Conjuring wasn't awful? Bob, RC, and Andy found out when they watched 2011's Lovely Molly, from Eduardo Sánchez, now streaming on Shudder.

Duration:01:15:22

S2E17 - The Dentist: Rape Culture Bear Says, "That's a No-no!"

1/9/2019
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PSAs! Sponsored messages! Gloved fingers going where they have no earthly right to be! Bob, RC, and Andy watched Brian Yuzna's The Dentist, now streaming on popcornflix.com.

Duration:01:13:11

RC16 - Wolfcop: A Surprising Amount of Urine

12/26/2018
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Bob's gone this week doing Christmas...stuff...whatever...so Andy and RC are joined once again by Wolfgang from Twitch's Howling Good Games to watch 2014's Wolfcop.

Duration:01:14:00

S2E15 - Christmas Evil: Gonna Rip This Guy A New Kringle

12/19/2018
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Bob and RC picked their Christmas movies already, this week it's Andy's turn. It's Christmas Evil, which John Waters calls the best Christmas movie ever. And it's...not what we were expecting.

Duration:01:13:46

S2E14 - Rare Exports: The Long Wrong Dong Gong of My Ancestors

12/12/2018
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Christmas comes early—and often! Bob, RC, and Andy discuss Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.

Duration:01:10:26

S2E13 - Gremlins: There's No Butt-stuff in Norman Rockwell's America

12/5/2018
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Bob, RC, and Andy kick off Holidays 2018 the right way, with 1984's Gremlins.

Duration:01:15:16