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Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and... Wait... wrong podcast. Bob Green, host of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and author of "TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches", and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join Bob, Alex and Andy as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and... Wait... wrong podcast. Bob Green, host of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and author of "TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches", and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join Bob, Alex and Andy as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.
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United States

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Y'see, Timmy. There's a time in a man's life when he discovers the joys of cocaine and... Wait... wrong podcast. Bob Green, host of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and author of "TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches", and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join Bob, Alex and Andy as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

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English

Contact:

6143151377


Episodes

CCRB - 42 - I've Got a Golden Thicket

6/20/2018
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Bob, Alex, and Andy unpack 2015's It Follows and realize too late that they should've read their Marcus Aurelius.

Duration:01:16:48

CCRB - 41 - Seriously, She Really Looks Like Meryl Streep

6/13/2018
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In honor of Pride month Bob, Alex, Andy, and guest co-host Sara take a stab at the gayest horror movie ever: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge!

Duration:01:15:36

CCRB - 40 - Useless in Yucatan

6/6/2018
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It's mean and green, and it is bad! Bob, Alex, and Andy settle in for 2008's The Ruins.

Duration:01:12:00

CCRB - 39 - Balls! based on the novel by Sapphire

5/30/2018
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Flesh eating! Blood drinking! Playing multiple bingo cards at the same time! Bob, Alex, and Andy get barefoot and sweaty for He Never Died, starring Henry Rollins.

Duration:01:20:27

CCRB - 38 - Professor Albus Mumblecore

5/23/2018
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Scandal strikes as Bob, Alex, and Andy reveal that they're not kind and never rewind. It's 2012's anthology V/H/S!

Duration:01:37:48

CCRB - 037 - Pants, Magic Pants!

5/14/2018
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Bob, Alex, and Andy don their good fishnets and combat boots to tackle Neil Jordan's The Company of Wolves. GAWD MOM I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM LISTENING TO MY SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES RECORDS!

Duration:01:17:55

CCRB - 36 - Tunnelingus

5/7/2018
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Bob, Alex, and Andy delve into The Descent, a movie about six women who plunge into a deep dark hole and wriggle through tight spaces. I'm sure the jokes will be completely tasteful.

Duration:01:36:35

CCRB - 35 - Six-Sided Dead

4/30/2018
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Bob, Alex, and Andy have been locked in a room and can't get out until they record a podcast...it's Cube, Vicenzo Natali's 1997 puzzler.

Duration:01:03:08

CCRB - 25 - That's About 28 Too Many

2/19/2018
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Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at 31. Seriously, this movie sucks. I don't even have anything funny to go here. No really, stop reading now.

Duration:01:20:26

CCRB - 24 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lawyer

2/12/2018
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MEG!!! COFFEE!!! This week Bob, Alex, and Andy won't stop until they reach the top! Or at the very least the 60/40 versatile. The struggle is real. Anyway, movie. Mayhem, the recent Shudder exclusive directed by Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) and starring Stephen Yeun (The Walking Dead) and Samara Weaving (The Babysitter).

Duration:01:19:29

CCRB - 12 - Moist Underpants Comeuppance

11/13/2017
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Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by guest-host Brooke Testerman for a critical look at the many OSHA violations on display in the 1983 slasher classic 'Sleepaway Camp'. And we do mean camp.

Duration:01:15:21

CCRB - 10 - Chekhov's Douchy Camaro

10/30/2017
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It's our extra big, long, thick, veiny Halloween episode! Bob, Alex, and Andy set their sights on the trailer for Helen Mirren vehicle "Winchester", then stay up past their bedtime for a peek in on Netflix and McG's "The Babysitter".

Duration:01:31:19

CCRB - 08 - It's a Canoe of Hair, Charlie Brown!

10/15/2017
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Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder important topics: genetics, life & death, the dangers of science run amok in our modern society...just kidding, we watched Jess Franco's 'The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein'. HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S DICK IN THIS MOVIE!

Duration:00:48:56

CCRB - 05 - Tit Darts in Triangletown

9/25/2017
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Bob, Alex, and Andy make a grand staircase entrance with the trailer for the upcoming Housewife, ponder the use of negative space in The Void, and totally calmly discuss the controversy surrounding Jeepers Creepers 3.

Duration:01:02:12

CCRB - 04 - Jumpscare Applesnatch!

9/18/2017
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Bob, Alex, and Andy unwrap the trailer for Red Christmas, then see red over Adam Wingard's adaptation of Death Note for Netflix. That's right, Adam Wingard. You pretty much already know how this ends.

Duration:01:00:30

CCRB - 03 - Hey, Kid! Wanna B'loon?

9/11/2017
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Bob, Andy, and Alex ponder the nature of beauty in the new Insidious 4 trailer, get their minds in the gutter for the Lovecraftian horrors of IT, and then Bob goes camping. Because that always works out great for everybody.

Duration:01:16:13

CCRB - 02 - A Kinder Gentler Cannibal Movie

9/4/2017
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Bob, Andy, and Alex pay their respects to a legend (or as much respect as they can muster), jump ahead of the Curve, and then Raw dog it for a bit and find out why helicopter parenting is super obnoxious.

Duration:00:58:11