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Introducing Nicholas J. Kerr. Let's here it for Rat gettin mesmerized by a lanyard between some big swangin' nurse titties. Them titties had homey cluckin like a chicken when he opened his eyes and shit dawg. These titties deserve our support and respect as they're first responder titties. Holly's titties said Let's Snuggle written on them during the podcast. Sorry dawg, all I can remember about this episode are titties.

The gang gets drunk and records an episode with Brandon. We all just wanted to burp into you, our listeners ears, Dan later puked vodka and cranberry into a living room trash can around midnight. Holly, who is a mean nasty drunk, strikes Dan in this episode for asking who she voted for. Special guest is Ashley Joe Meeker who runs a hardcore indie backyard alternative to highschool football.

Edgar is back to remind you why you prefer him when he isn't around. Holly's Election Night War of the World's. Questions from the sex ed class. Edgar's back. Edgar and Rat prove they are not in fact, the same person by interacting after 52 episodes. Edgar compares himself to that gay guy on Netflix. Escape Room End Boss Domantas Vorga is our guest. Dan is under the delusion that he is a black man. Dan talks more about killing himself. Holly does a reddit. Rat and Edgar tell stories about...

Chongatron unveils Jim America and his plan for the election. We take to task how evil and racist many songs from our past are since we are unable to handle the uses and misuses of history. We take apart Danny Kaye and the Andrews Sister's Civilization, the film Platform, and Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen. We blow UPS drivers for black market vanilla beans and Rat teaches us about being an afficionado of car washes, sluts, and car wash sluts. Danny and Holly smoke dabs throughout the...

Is this the end? What should we do? Are we being pussies? Talk to us at chongatronpodcast@gmail.com or @chongatron on Twitter Finally, the finale of the Darryl and Darryl saga.

In Edgar's absence we've reached out to his arch nemesis, Jay, who is even more of a real life murder hobo than Edgar was. Jay recently blew out his asshole. Holly get's visited by the archangel Uriel who deigns her the one who will save all of creation, but he had no further information. Allegedly. I haven't heard the episode and don't believe her. Dan does Dan things like complain and do Doctor Cocknballs bits about service industry animals. Rat sits at the back of the class and casts...

Involunatary brain surgery can't kill us. Mental wards can't kill us. My wife who now hates me can't kill us. Chonga por vida holmes. Dontchu know I'm loco? Inner City Sex Ed. Greg Miller's show and tell about his magnificent penis of tomorrow. Wings of Redemption. Holly's pussy is bleeding. Bible Study Hour. Dan gets MK Ultra'd by booger and semen eating fan of the podcast. Depends Magnum. Nexium. Dan's story about beating four counts of assault with a deadly weapon on the stand your...

The N-Word is the shredded cheddar cheese of words. Yes, it's bad for your health, bad for your soul, bad for your karma. But life is so bland without the N-word. This podcast, unfortunately, doesn't contain the N-word. So expect it to taste bland like a baked potato covered only in butter and salt. We recommend that our listeners punctuate the comedy of this podcast by saying the N-Word themselves, whenever you, the listener deem it to be appropriate. Today's Chongatron follows the...

Copyright disclaimer - Section 107 of the 1976 Copyright Act allows for fair use for the purposes of criticism or comment or farce. Bubblewrap ASMR. Rat's words for advice for young people about drinking mouthwash. Gay Fallout sketch. Dan demands his cohosts play him to the mic. Kyle Rittenhouse Robotron. A brief history of western literature. A whole bunch of repetative back in the day reminiscing and bullshit. Holly's Hee Haw Joke. Contains samplessourced from Reading Rainbow and...

The goddamn mayor's on my ass Callahan. You've gone and done it. Let's see. Last night you crashed the Goodyear Blimp into the Meadowlands Stadium during a Jet's playoff game, you performed Lingchi on a person of interest in a counterfitting case and that was played on the Jumbotron, and you handcuffed the wheelchair of a perp to your patrol car, the same perp you crippled last month, for lets see, failure to yield to a yellow light. So just what do you have to say for yourself Harry? Harry...

Dan brands Holly. Rat brands Dan. Cowboy Dan by Modest Mouse. False start. Magical homeless black man shares his wisdom. Holly talks about dehumanization. Rat talks about pedos. Downs Syndrome Donny kills himself during a masturbation accident at his job, unloading trucks for Paulie's Italian Meat Market. Paulie and the paizons craft a business venture to sell velcro belts to the mentally challenged. Morgan Freeman narrates an outro as the gang descends into madness. @chongatron on...

Chongatron has come to terms with the release of Edgar. We wish him best of luck in all his future endeavors, unless his future endeavors involve violence. Actually we are building a wall around the great land of Chonga to keep Edgar out. This episode was recorded on Skype, with shitty equipment, in an effort to record our weekly podcast at the last minute. Features Emperor Rat Bastard. Contact us: @chongatron on Twitter chongatronpodcast@gmail.com

Officer Denny McDoodle stops by to talk about selling the world's largest collection of RIP tribute shirts he bought from hood thrift stores. The proceeds go to rebuilding the Portland Fraternal Order of Police lodge. Then we reveal the final Joker card. We pull back the curtain in a Russo-era swerve and shoot on the death of George Floyd. This turns us babyface forever and makes us woke protecting us from the neoliberal stormtroopers. We will be launching our patreon soon, so you can give...

We satirize the alt right while trying to piss off the woke left. Holly is tricked into buying cum and blood perfume by some gay nazi's podcast. As an act of revenge we figure out how to launch a movie review and perfume that caters to the chinese market. Holly does a Real American Corner about a black drag queen we knew who cannibalized his grandmother. Dan does a Real American corner about his former bandmate who went from a millionaire's son, to a closeted bisexual, to a rapper, to a...

Forget cancel culture. Long live Cankle Couture, Chongatron's official clothing line for ugly mean spirited fat white women with no sense of humor, and far too much agency. Cankle Couture- because you need to look good when you're throwing a fit on Twitter, or complaining to the Starbuck's manager that they're out of cake pops. chongatronpodcast@gmail.com @chongatron on Twitter

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AKA Big Saint Lolitas: A Gentlemen's Club Experience, featuring Rufus T. Firefly.

Introducing Diesel Skywalker as "DJ Jizzy-Jit"!!

Miss Holly answers questions from inner city youths about the death of George Floyd and the riots. Dan licks the boots of anyone who can protect him from the bands of maurading African Americans and Edgar gets Dollar Store pussy.

This week we are joined again by an alcoholic antifa terrorist and crazed convicted murderer named Brandon. Holly and Dan were stuck in a car with this madman for over ten hours, thirsty for bourbon and the blood of the innocent. He has taken the Chongatron gang hostage and is forcing us to take drugs. Against our will. We tried to say no, but he hit us and stuff. He tried to bite Edgar's butt.