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It is our 99th episode and for some reason we chose to vacation in Nilbog. Zoom strikes again and we lose about ten minutes of Ghoulies and Critters talk. George is still on his Scientology kick. This film is chock full of bad acting. Surprisingly, we both enjoyed this movie. Somehow we circle back to True Detective yet again. What is the story behind these painted on freckles? Burt Reynolds makes an appearance on the episode. The ending of this movie makes no sense at all. We both thought this Dad was going to piss on his son. Ladder logic is questioned. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com https://patreon.com/CinemaPoison?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

George has over twenty films in his top five and somehow none of them are Heat. We get a Ron Harper stat correction this week. We talk about 80s sneakers for awhile. Anybody notice this Rick Rubin lookalike at the payphone. J.K. Simmons is climbing the list of our most discussed actors. This Ginger character is super annoying. Go ahead and google Don Beebe pogo stick. Is Arnold actually not a very good terminator? Matt mistakes the fictional town from Se7en as Seattle. You aint got a PRAYER on skull beach! Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com https://patreon.com/CinemaPoison?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

This fucking movie was dumb as dogshit. We get two full songs before anything even happens. We are audibly annoyed that we had to watch this movie. We manage to tie a scene from this film to True Detective season one. We had a hard time staying on topic for this one. Matt has trouble with basic math. That guy definitely fucks that dog. We get a Rocky call back to Paulie fucking that robot. Join us for 80s and 90s NBA talk. The C.H.U.D. scores are sure to be low for this one. Stick around until the end to find out just how low. Finally, we get to see an angel headbutt a bull. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

Join us as we edge closer to our one hundredth episode. This film scored very low on our C.H.U.D. rating system. This movie dates itself horribly with both bad jokes, and bad spoofs. We were really letting Andy Richter say the 'N' word in the early 2000's?!?! We almost make it ten minutes before one of us does a Buffalo Bill impression for the 900th consecutive week. Ray is a rapey scumbag. What about this stupid parrot that didn't need to be in the movie? Brenda is a part time friend. Take my little hand! Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

Matt opens the episode with a spot on Adebisi impression. George actively avoided this film for 2 decades. We think they ended the scene a little too early so we didn't get to see Matt Damon and Clive Owen kiss. Welcome back to the show Buffalo Bill and Hulk Hogan. Matt talks about his caffeine overdose. We reference previous episodes heavily. New personal record, 45 minutes before we mention dicks. George doesn't understand cartoons. Do you get the headaches? Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

Join us as we discuss anything that is not Road Trip. Matt wishes Y2K actually happened so that this film could be wiped from existence. We had a Zoom audio drop early so George's Eric Stoltz joke was lost. Also lost in the audio drop was Matt thinking that Amy Smart was dead in real life. George totally hates this Rubin character. George keeps accusing Matt of actually laughing at this movie. He did not. Welcome to dick talk central. We welcome back to the show, Buffalo Bill and Terry Maitland. Take a shot every time one of us calls this movie dumb or stupid and you will be a member of the century club. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

George takes exactly one second before he interrupts the episode intro. Matt talks about how hard it is to quit smoking. George jerks off his microphone. George takes note of Rocky's shrinking shirt. Paulie is a racist asshole. We talk about fisting assholes for way too long. We talk about the Hulk Hogan sex tape. We also discuss robot aids. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact info cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

Is Rocky's son jerking this robot off? Half of this movie is montages and we love it! We last a whole six minutes before we make our first dick joke. We make a verbal agreement to NEVER cover Rocky V. We reference SNL yet again. Why does Rocky call gifts prizes? Matt has fond memories of Church's Chicken. We welcome Buffalo Bill back to the program. We pitch a new film idea starring Bradley Cooper called Castle Geek. Rock, you ain't got a prayer in Russia! Finally, we kick around the idea of doing a Patreon exclusive deep dive into the HBO series OZ. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

This movie came out in 1995 but looks like it was shot in 1975. Get ready for even more Buffalo Bill impressions. If we ever decided to cover Memento we would just get drunk and confused. Surprisingly, we didn't go overboard with the Terry Maitland jokes. How are they not smelling this freak from like a mile away? We talk about so many things that are Castle Freak adjacent. This freak is really bad at oral sex. We think the Momma from Barbarian and the freak would make a cute couple. John is the worst father ever. Listen to the end to hear an impromptu (Bite Sized) Rocky lV episode. follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast @gmail.com

One week removed from our Silence of the Lambs episode and we are still both doing Buffalo Bill impressions. What is up with Mason Storm's obsession with the Oscars? Was Seagal the most grabby action guy in the 80s and 90s? Why can this guy not be bothered to wash the blood off his forehead? George makes a Johnny Knox joke. How does Storm know that O'Malley has this audio cassette after being in a coma for seven years? Did Sergio Leone plan out Seagal's workout routine? This is a fun...

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Bad Jodie Foster impressions galore. Starling should have put those pictures back. We wish Ted Levine had more scenes. How bad did you want Night Vision Goggles when you were a kid? What if Bill had a cast on both arms and his dick? We bet your nipples will be tough after you listen to this episode. What was Lector whispering to Migs? Somehow, we get around to referencing SNL. Say, what are you? About a size 14? Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

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This was supposed to be a 'Bite Size' episode. This movie doesn't understand how wrestling territories used to work. Get ready for more bad impressions. George gets pissed that Matt knows who these wrestlers are. The Kurgan's sword is fucking sweet even if it would break the first time he used it. The Kurgan unpacks his sword like it is a sniper rifle. This duelist's man servant is gay to the max. Matt wants to see a disabled immortal. All these immortals were definitely cumming when they...

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How on Earth does a cast this great come together to make such a shitty movie? What is the deal with this vampire fight club? Much like Megan Fox, this movie ain't much for being owned. We do get to see Michael Fassbender's best leprechaun impression. Finally, this horse would have ptsd. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

Join us this week as we ditch the notes and we bring you a trimmed down version of the show. This week we discuss some of our favorite things that happen in Top Gun: Maverick. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com