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Cinematic Suffering

Comedy

We've taken it upon ourselves to watch and critique bad horror films from A-Z. For better or worse. Let the suffering commence!

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Film

Description:

We've taken it upon ourselves to watch and critique bad horror films from A-Z. For better or worse. Let the suffering commence!

Language:

English


Episodes
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Episode 29 - Frogman (2023)

4/30/2024
"Three friends in search of the Loveland Frogman finds out that he is more than just a local legend." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:33:52

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Episode 28 - Bloody Bible Camp (2012)

3/27/2024
"A group of Christian teens visits the Happy Day Bible Camp, where in 1977 a sadistic nun punished a group of teens for their sinful behavior." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:37:26

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Episode 27 - getAWAY (2020)

2/26/2024
"Maddie lands a small role in the student slasher-flick shooting at a camp this weekend, unaware it could be her last. A killer's on the loose shooting the grisly murders for his own twisted film. Maddie's the star and the slaughter is REAL!" Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:33:34

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Episode 13 - Bits & Chunks: 2023 Horror Year End Retrospective!

1/5/2024
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. Happy New Year fellow Sufferers! Clay and Jason look back on 2023 and reflect on the movies reviewed and endured throughout the year! Follow Cinematic Suffering on all the things: Twitter: @cinematicsuffer Instagram: @cinematic_suffering Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinematicsuffering Discord: https://discord.gg/UKewBrVA9a Cinematic Suffering is the unfortunate responsibility of Jason Thomas and Clay Henss. All movies are the property of their respective copyright holders. All jokes are meant to be satire and parody. We encourage you to purchase or watch these films on whatever streaming, physical media platform is available.

Duration:01:00:27

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Episode 12 - Bits & Chunks: Holiday Horror Super Special!!

12/20/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. Happy holidays! This is our special (and first) holiday episode where we discuss three newer Christmas-themed horror films: It's a Wonderful Knife Christmas Bloody Christmas The Sacrifice Game

Duration:00:45:54

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Episode 26 - Jaws 3-D (1983)

12/7/2023
"After a young great white shark finds its way into a sea-themed park managed by Calvin Bouchard (Louis Gossett Jr.), workers try to capture it. But the facility's attempt to keep the shark in captivity has dire consequences: A much larger mother shark appears in search of its offspring. Among those who must battle the angry aquatic killing machine are marine biologist Kathryn Morgan (Bess Armstrong), her co-worker Mike Brody (Dennis Quaid) and a pair of friendly dolphins." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:35:40

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Episode 11 - Bits & Chunks: Thanksgiving (2023) & Reflections on Eli Roth

12/4/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we gush over Eli Roth's latest horror thriller, "Thanksgiving". We also talk a bit about the origins of "Thanksgiving" from Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez double-feature "Grindhouse". In addition, we look back on Roth's career and how oddly awesome it is.

Duration:00:42:07

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Episode 10 - Bits & Chunks: Talk to Me, When Evil Lurks, & Totally Killer

11/16/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we discuss some pretty cool horror films we've watched over the past few weeks to include Talk to Me, When Evil Lurks, and Totally Killer. We also talk about horror rules and world building. When a killer has no rules and can do anything, is it fun or boring (case in point Art the Clown from Terrifier)?

Duration:00:34:54

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Episode 9 - Bits & Chunks: Is New Horror Too Snobby? A Discussion! Also Other Stuff!

11/2/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we discuss Clay's disastrous attempt to see the legendary band, Gwar and his recent watch of the 1963 movie titled "The Damned". Jason recalls his 7th wedding anniversary and how he and his wife saw Claudio Simonetti's Goblin perform, catching Cradle of Filth at the last minute then posing a deep question: Are newer horror movies such as those distributed by A24 Films pretentious and snobby? Is gore the only factor needed to make a horror movie a horror? Tune in and find out!

Duration:00:35:43

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Episode 25 - No One Will Save You (2023)

10/30/2023
"An exiled anxiety-ridden homebody must battle an alien who's found its way into her home." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:27:14

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Episode 8 -Bits & Chunks - Creep I.E. Con, Necrostorm Productions, & Viking Wolf

10/3/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we discuss Jason's trip to local horror convention, Creep I.E. Con, Clay's obsession with over-the-top Italian modern horror production company Necrostorm that has released insane movies like Tater City, Adam Chaplin, and the Hotel Inferno trilogy, the blessing and curse of "celebrity", and finally delve into the Norwegian werewolf movie currently on Netflix titled, Viking Wolf.

Duration:00:29:37

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Episode 7 - Bits & Chunks - Superhost, The Japanese Evil Dead, and The Invitation

9/20/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we discuss the Shudder original Superhost, then jump back in time to talk about an underground favorite titled Bloody Muscle Bodybuilder in Hell (aka the Japanese Evil Dead), and finally to the slightly more larger budget 2022 vampire flick, The Invitation.

Duration:00:26:33

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Episode 24 - Jeepers Creepers Reborn (2022)

9/7/2023
"Forced to travel with her boyfriend, Laine begins to experience premonitions associated with the urban myth of The Creeper. She believes that something supernatural has been summoned - and that she is at the center of it all." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:33:25

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Episode 23 - Death Metal (2023)

8/29/2023
"DEATH METAL is a horror film about a metal band that, while recording their new album, inadvertently write a song so evil that any who hear it fall under a deadly curse." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:32:57

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Episode 6 - Bits and Chunks - Influencer, Brooklyn 45, Adam Chaplin, and Unwelcome

8/1/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we discuss what we've watched recently which mostly includes movies from Shudder to include: Influencer, Brooklyn 45, and Unwelcome. Also a "need to see now" Italian 2011 flick titled, Adam Chaplin.

Duration:00:37:46

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Episode 22 - Children of the Corn (2023)

7/24/2023
"Possessed by a spirit in a dying cornfield, a 12-year-old girl in Nebraska recruits other children in her small town to go on a bloody rampage and kill all the adults and anyone else who opposes her. Soon, a bright high school student who won't go along with the plan becomes the town's only hope for survival." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews may NOT be spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:41:49

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Episode 5 - Bits And Chunks - Iron Maiden, Video Games, and Bloody Fingers

7/17/2023
Bits & Chunks is just a simple podcast where we talk about what we want to talk about and frequently go on lost tangents so... yeah. In this episode we discuss Jason's recent trip to the UK to see heavy metal band, Iron Maiden for four dates. Also discussed are recent injuries, movies we've seen, and upcoming projects.

Duration:00:46:22

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Episode 4 - Bits and Chunks - Special Guest, Tony Salvaggio - Part 2

7/6/2023
Welcome back, horror addicts. Here’s part 2 of our ‘Bits and Chunks’ conversation with genre expert Tony Salvaggio. This is the podcast where we discuss horror cinema, music, video games and sometimes existence in general. Enjoy! Deserts of Mars at Bandcamp: https://desertsofmars.bandcamp.com/ Castle of Horror Podcast at Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5jhV5kL4hFw1LSzPTVnEOp Clockwerx: https://www.amazon.com/Clockwerx-Jason-Henderson/dp/1594651604 Follow Cinematic Suffering on all the things: Twitter: @cinematicsuffer Instagram: @cinematic_suffering Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinematicsuffering Discord: https://discord.gg/UKewBrVA9a Cinematic Suffering is the unfortunate responsibility of Jason Thomas and Clay Henss. All movies are the property of their respective copyright holders. All jokes are meant to be satire and parody. We encourage you to purchase or watch these films on whatever streaming, physical media platform is available.

Duration:00:31:06

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Episode 3 - Bits and Chunks - Special Guest, Tony Salvaggio - Part 1

7/3/2023
Hello horror fanatics. Welcome to the ‘Bits and Chunks’ segment of ‘’Cinematic Suffering," where we ramble about all things horror. In this special, two-part episode, we welcome guest co-host Tony Salvaggio. Tony is comic book writer, has worked in the video game industry, is a regular contributor to the ‘Castle of Horror’ podcast and fronts the epic doom rock band ‘Deserts of Mars.’ Deserts of Mars at Bandcamp: https://desertsofmars.bandcamp.com/ Castle of Horror Podcast at Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5jhV5kL4hFw1LSzPTVnEOp Clockwerx: https://www.amazon.com/Clockwerx-Jason-Henderson/dp/1594651604 Follow Cinematic Suffering on all the things: Twitter: @cinematicsuffer Instagram: @cinematic_suffering Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cinematicsuffering Discord: https://discord.gg/UKewBrVA9a Cinematic Suffering is the unfortunate responsibility of Jason Thomas and Clay Henss. All movies are the property of their respective copyright holders. All jokes are meant to be satire and parody. We encourage you to purchase or watch these films on whatever streaming, physical media platform is available.

Duration:01:00:02

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Episode 21 - Last Shift (2014)

6/26/2023
"After rookie cop Jessica Loren is been assigned the last shift at a transitioning police station, she must wait for a hazardous-materials crew to to pick up biomedical evidence; however, the shift turns into a living nightmare." Welcome to Cinematic Suffering where we take you on a journey through some of horror cinema's best/worst low-budget (and a few high budget) film masterpieces. Please note: These reviews are NOT spoiler free. Also, while we do have fun riffing and talking about these movies, we use what some may see as "harsh and vulgar" language which some viewers may find insensitive. Just a heads up if your squeamish about them dirty swear words. Subscribe to see more: https://youtube.com/@cinematicsuffering

Duration:00:39:28