Crazy Stupid Pitches

In which The Pitches come out of hibernation and give the Disney family classic Homeward Bound the dark gritty and meta treatment. Lexa's also firing on all cylinders. Genre: Unnecessary Dark and Gritty Reboot Theme: Letting Go Prop: Pocket Watch Actor: Russel Crowe Trope: "You're Not My Dad!"

In which The Pitches sit down by the yule log and watch Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Happy Holidays! See you in 2021!

In which The Pitches take us back to the ship of dreams to save the world from melting ice caps. COLLIDE WITH DESTINY! Genre: Thriller Theme: Dystopian Trope: Finding Your Self Object: Yoga Mat Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

In which The Pitches reveal their go to Halloween movies, discuss the Sutherlands and Talk True Blood.

In which The Pitches travel on a Sandworm through the cinematic history of Frank Hurbet's Sci-Fi epic Dune. From David Lynch's cheesy 1984 take, to Alejandro Jodorowsky's pyschadelic fever dream ending at Denis Villeneuve's now 2021 vision.

In which The Pitches THIRST over Hozier, become besties with Psy, plot out Rebecca Black's bloody comeback and sing their favorite one hit wonders. Genre: Action/Musical Theme: Underdog Story Prop: 4 One Hit Wonders Actor: Rick Astley Trope: Death of a Mentor

In which The Pitches talk Mulan's profits and box office figures in the age of COVID, hate J.K Rowling and talk about things they're watching...This one's all over the place.

In which The Pitches shelled out over 30 bucks for Disney's Dishonorable remake of Mulan. It's bad...oh and spoilers.

In which The Pitches gush over the talent that Shakira and JLO brought to the Super Bowl, roll some sushi, realize their stance on corporations and pitch another movie with heart. Genre: Heist Movie Theme: Fish Out Of Water Actor: John C. Reilly Trope: Power Corrupts Prop: Chopsticks

In which The Pitches sit Lexa down and watch Tommy Wiseau's 2003 cinematic tour de force The Room

In which The Pitches travel back to 2004 and revisit 2004's Napoleon Dynamite. Does it still hold up?

In which The Pitches discuss the hidden political messages of One Night in Paris, find someone to climb the sexy tree that is Adam Driver, make cows happy and clean, clean CLEANCLEANCLEAN! Genre: Sci-fi / Fantasy Actor/Actress: Adam Driver aka Fuckable Redwood Prop: A slice of cheese Theme: A heroes journey Trope: Friends to Enemies to Lovers

The Pitches sat and watched Beyonce's latest visual album Black is King. and talk about it. They also read whats on the front page Disney+.

In which The Pitches talk about guilty pleasures, classics they've never seen, popular flicks they dont get, and letdowns. Spoiler: we gush over Jennifer's Body.

In a very socially distant sounding (sorry) episode, The Pitches make a KILF out of Sylvester Stallone, borrow from Tolkien and Princess Bride, while trying out some new deodorant. Genre: Fairy Tale Trope: Hot But Doesn't Know It Theme: War story Object: Deoderant Actor: Sylvester Stallone

In a not so mini Minisode Ruben and Kaitlin sit down(alone for the first time somehow) and gush over the filmography of director Taika Waititi. BAT FIGHT!

In which the girls Talk Eve for the last time...or at least until the show starts again. Support Black Lives Matter https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 The Bail Project: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project The Conscious Kid : https://www.theconsciouskid.org/donate Dont Know Where to Donate?: https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html

In which the gals discuss how evil never dies, emotional roller coasters, and listen to a washing machine.

In which the gals wonder where Eve is, show Niko some love and remember Daddy K.

In which The Pitches go to the wasteland where Amazon rules our lives(don't the already tho?), pit Kevin James against Danny Trejo and bop it, pull it and twist it. Genre: Post Apocalyptic Adventure Trope: Vet Comes Out Of Retirement Actor: Kevin James Object: An Oddly Shaped Box Theme: Man vs "THE" Man