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Three film lovers meet weekly to pitch you a ridiculous new movie based on random genres, elements and themes pulled from the ether!

Three film lovers meet weekly to pitch you a ridiculous new movie based on random genres, elements and themes pulled from the ether!
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United States

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Three film lovers meet weekly to pitch you a ridiculous new movie based on random genres, elements and themes pulled from the ether!

Language:

English


Episodes

14: New Bork City

8/12/2019
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In which The Pitches are haunted by technical difficulties (and a dirty sex book), talk dog breeds and poop in the Milkbone supply. Genre: Parody Film Elements: "Red Wire? Blue Wire?" "Does the Dog Die?" Theme: Shy Girl Puts Herself Out There ( Man vs Self)

Duration:00:43:13

13 (Mini): Kitty Titties

7/30/2019
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In which one of The Pitches gets passionate about Cats, asks the question "Why does Taylor Swift a sexy kitty?", talk trailers and Season 3 of Stranger Things

Duration:00:35:16

12: Blackout Dates - A Disney World Horror Film

7/22/2019
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In which The Pitches go to the worst version of Disney World ever, discuss blood magic and continue to reference Midsommar. #Keepthemagicalive

Duration:00:30:00

011 (Mini-ish): A Midsommar's Fever Dream

7/15/2019
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In which The Pitches head to Ari Asters Sweden for his follow up to 2018's Hereditary: Midsommar, discuss modern arthouse horror, and tease a pitch for their own take on the Midsommar formula...just place it in Disney World.

Duration:00:49:33

10: Y2K A Musical!

7/9/2019
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In which The Pitches bring a special guest, plot Emma Watson's escape to the biggest New Years Eve Party, sing(way too much) and chase those 90's waterfalls. Also...ASL? Genre: 90's Jukebox Musical Elements: Emma Watson, A scene(s) with Blue and Purple Lighting Theme: Forbidden love

Duration:00:55:03

09 (Mini): Brendan Fraser Appreciation Night

7/1/2019
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In which The Pitches gush over Brendan Frasers peak filmography, talk Monkey Bone, and reminisce about owning physical copies of movies and music.

Duration:00:32:25

08: The Drips

6/25/2019
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In which The Pitches go back to the occult well, get all "Me Hoy Minoy" to invoke "DoodleBob" and sing like Eddie Vedder. Genre: Raunchy High School / College Comedy Elements: Surprise Occult Ending, An Underwater Shoot Theme: A Heroes Journey

Duration:00:52:38

07(Mini): Booksmart Godzilla vs. Grumpy Cultural Gatekeepers

6/18/2019
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In which the The Pitches do their first minisode, discuss Booksmart and Godzilla, debate hot takes concerning Coco and Roma and talk about what movies/shows they're looking forward to. We're still figuring this out

Duration:00:40:02

06: Edward/Cedric (Irrevocably)

6/11/2019
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In which The Pitches discover various ways to consume Wuthering Heights, sort Bella Swan and irrevocably pitch the biggest irrevocable cinematic crossover event that should've happened in 2009. Genre: Harry Potter Crossover Elements: Val Kilmer, Fiancee with Ulterior Motives Theme: Tradition vs Changes and Growth

Duration:00:58:35

05: Celestial Warfare or: Zetus Lapetus

6/4/2019
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In which The Pitches discuss which incest is the "best-cest", sing vvitchy songs and discover Space Baphomet. Genre: An Actual Space Opera Elements: There Are Witches, Girl Who Isn't Like Other Girls Goes to Prom Theme: Your Past Does Not Define You

Duration:01:21:15

04: Clifford the Big Space Dog

4/23/2019
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In which The Pitches wish they could see Pet Seminary instead of Pet Sematary, discuss the benefits of having an eye on your butthole and bring back a childhood icon. Genre: Coming of Age Elements: Tilda Swinton and Teenage Rebellion Theme: Learn From Those Who Are Different Than You

Duration:00:54:27

03: Pinball Wizard

4/16/2019
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In which The Pitches become Shelley Duvall, try not to pitch The Lake House and talk way too much about other Romances. Genre: Time Travel Romance Movie Elements: Keanu Reeves, "M. Night Twist" Theme: The Grass Isn't Always Greener on the Other Side

Duration:00:42:13

02: Whiskers

4/2/2019
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In which The Pitches cant get the song "Istanbul" out of their heads and where stuff gets animated! Genre: Talking Animal Movie Elements: Stereotypical Gay/Lesbian Best Friend, An Argument That Occurs That Could Easily Be Solved By Explaining The Situation, But One Character Just Sighs and Walks Away Theme: Love Conquers Hate

Duration:00:52:53

01: Our Father!

3/26/2019
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In which The Pitches do the show for the first time and answer the question, can Tom Hanks save the Catholic Church AND the world? Genre: Catholic Exploitation Theme: Remember Who You Are Elements: Tom Hanks, Brendan Fraser

Duration:01:07:47

Crazy Stupid Pitches Teaser

3/21/2019
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March 26th! Sound Cloud! Crazy Stupid Pitches arrives to bring you a ridiculous new film pitch each and every week! Episode 1 features a Catholic Church Exploitation film featuring Tom Hanks and Brendan Fraser!

Duration:00:01:29