Crude Characters DnD Podcast

Fleeing the massacre in the basement and a burning apartment rooftop, our characters retreat back to the Red Skipper Jack for a well needed night of fine dining and drinks. While the party parties, Brother N'dugu breaks away searching deep into the foggy night for the authority of Grayport. In a hurry, N'dugu finds himself before a keeps drawn gate guarded by a dog hooded warrior. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Onward to the next island where our characters are looking forward to a little downtime. Some of the party find a hot meal and wine. The Goliath, on the other hand, searches for cloth but finds a bit more than he bargained for. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Following a map given to our characters by a god of sorts, they find Stonehand miles away with a new blue appendage. After refusing to go back to a temple with the party of priests there’s a showdown that gets violent rather quickly. They say if you kill a priest it’s bad luck. Let’s see. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Finding evil on the island our characters team up with a group priests to expose these dark creatures. Being promised secrets about his fathers death, the gullible Goliath is taken in by the powerful monsters. Will Stonehand be cursed? ..again? Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our Characters level up, talk smack about cartoons and learn about Abraham Lincoln's racism. Just a regular day.

After a treacherous night of fighting the storm and terrors of the deep, our characters are finally able to find respite. At the eye of the storm, winds calm and starry sky opens as the group find momentary sanctuary on a spit of surfacing land. Some positions and roles are define and clarified, and headings are set. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

We return to our characters in dangerous waters. The mysterious warlock is ensorceled by fiends from the depths. Grod, the servant slave of sir Rogney, has dove into the sea to try and free the strained Seafairy from it's fishy assailant's. With an ominous mist overtaking the deck the party scrambles to secure themselves from this misadventure into unknown waters. Will this be the final voyage of the Seafairy? Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

As our characters set sail across the sea, they rapidly find themselves within the dangers of open water. With the captain sick on deck, and two other party members out below, things look bleak. Dark clouds loom and lightning strikes; here there be monsters! Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

So it begins. Our characters have made their way up to the rim of the volcano's crater, and the combatants stand at two opposing sides. Bets are being made, drinks are being consumed, and everyone tries their best to support their companion; whether in morale support, or in desperate contingency. As temperatures get high, so does tension within the party. Words are exchanged, and plans are made in the veil. Let the Trial of Steam begin! Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played or Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share it with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our characters split up before the Trail of Steam. Brother N'dugu races off to a temple before his challenge at the volcano, with the halfling on his back and Sylfyr desperately trying to keep up. Rogney goes bartering with Grod after his conversation with the Dragonborn of Cu Galkhan and Stonehand searches the library of the islands great house. By book and beer and burning brand, everyone races to the summit to see the Trial of Steam. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please share us with your friends and Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our characters reach the next island which doesn’t seem to greet the messengers of Myrmaizco well. The party goes their separate ways only to come back together as N’dugu picks a fight with a random resident. We all go to see the chief who immediately endorses an epic fight above a volcano. Ce Rogney talks with Dragonborn from the conquered city of Cu Galkhan about liberation and the possibility of much more to come. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our Character, still hurting from the day before, have difficulties setting sail. The "blacklist" rears its ugly head once again with the name of Frank. Reluctantly gaining a signature the party is warned of the many others on this list that are dangerous, including a half-ogre. Knowing the daunting task that lays ahead, they finally make their way to next island. Honestly tho who would make a baby with an ogre, not even ogres want to. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

After a heavy night of drinking and partying our characters nurse themselves back to shape, some having an easier time than others. The goliath an halfling get up early and "Purchase" a few refreshments from the bar. Later, getting back to the boat, the party soon learns their is a name from the debt list on this island and that name is Frank. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our characters seemed to have escaped the nightmare that was the Maw. Exhausted, they make it to the next island where the party meets frank and then has a party. N’dugu and Stonehand learn interesting information while listening to sinister children’s stories from an elder gnome. But seriously Frank is the best, truly a man of many talents.. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our characters get together to play a killer game of Cards Against Humanity. Who pooped last? Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played OR Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

After defeating their afflicted counterparts, our characters search for an escape from this dark forest. The party stumbles into many creatures of the realm, from possibly other afflicted to a robot skeleton?. They must look for a sign from this self proclaimed "possible god" that the party named "Giga Pudu". Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played OR Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Traveling deeper into the maw our characters see visions guiding them to a dark crystal monolith. As if waiting for them, a figure of great power offers many spectacular wishes tho at a cost. Will the party trust and accept this creatures deals, especially with the possibility of a cure? And if so will they be strong enough to handle the consequences? Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter. *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Convinced this is the only way to save their party members our characters walk into the unknown dark depths of The Maw. Inside this hellish world we get to know our new rather strange companion while we run for our lives from monsters, Stonefang included. Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter.* Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave a Rating and Review: https://www.crudecharacters.com/rateandreview/ *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Strange things go bump in the night and untold stories of unseen monsters wreak havoc on the dreams of weak souls. It must be Halloween! In honor of the day here's a spooky episode/one-shot. Music: "Dragon and Toast" ”Anguish” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Find us: Website: CrudeCharacters.com OR Facebook: Facebook.com/CrudeCharacters Twitter: Twitter.com/CrudeCharacters And everywhere podcasts are played Send us an email CrudeCharacters@gmail.com *If you like this episode of Crude Characters D&D Podcast or any other please Subscribe to the show. We could always use more minds in the gutter.* Givaways, Free Stickers, Leave a Rating and Review: https://www.crudecharacters.com/rateandreview/ *MATURE CONTENT WARNING* The show you are about to hear contains but is not limited to: violence, inappropriate sexual language, and excessively offensive conduct. Enjoy

Our characters were supposed to play dungeons and dragons but ended up talking a bunch of bullshit instead.