DAENO Entertainment Presents: The Poor Paddle Podcast

The long-awaited third episode of Round the World Lovin with Creek and Niche. From opposite sides of the round flat globe, the married couple jokingly discusses presidential taxes, Creek’s hatred of furniture, Niche’s schemes, their lack of sponsorship, their paths to Islam, family secrets, bad advice, obnoxious confessions, untrustworthy people, why we won’t shake COVID, … Continue reading Round the World Lovin: Family Secrets →

The second episode of Round the World Lovin with Creek and Niche. Listen to the long-distance married couple laugh, love, and argue about everything, from current events to raising children, all from opposite sides of the flat earth globe. Creek’s new name. Quarantine problems. Tiger King. Kung-flu. Governor gaffs. Corona kills. Cardi B. Niche is … Continue reading Round the World Lovin: Here Kitty Kitty →

After a long baby hiatus, everyone’s favorite host, Niche, returns to the show. Hear the banter you love as she and Creek discuss a bunch of nothing from two sides of the flat earth globe. My Corona. Quote of the Day. Female Rappers. DaBaby will slap you. Sniffing fingers. Creek knows nothing. Maya Moore. Get … Continue reading Round the World Lovin: Welcome Back Niche →

Where do you put your condiments? Minimum wage vs. Welfare. Album anniversaries. WTF is a chicken cheese? Travis Scott in the SuperBowl. Sweet Tea and Sweet D. Don’t call me “honey child.” Don’t get RICO’d. Kanye and baby hiccups. Who are the Kangs of R&B and rap? Push gifts. Fortnight lawsuits. Tune in to our … Continue reading Ep39 – CondomMints →

Who is the real kang of R&B? R. Kelly is trafficking persons. Cardi and Offset’s sandwiches. Answers from last episode. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5KIeSu0R4QLO7rO3OKpadH Google Play Music https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Islhpgicifgjgbzwrn5wkd4mhfi Tune In https://tunein.com/radio/DAENO-Entertainment-Presents-The-Poor-Paddle-Podcast-p1092024/ Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast … Continue reading Ep38 – The Kang of R&B →

Creek breastfeeding your baby. Thanksgiving antics. Niche’s snoring. Calling wrong numbers. Black Friday explained. Ratchet Christmas songs. Bad relationship advice. Stretch marks and coatis. #eitherWay. ChrisBrownMas. Still no dam sponsors, man! Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 … Continue reading Ep 37 – Stretch Marks and Coatis →

Niche and Creek finally return for the 36th episode…from the bed… Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5KIeSu0R4QLO7rO3OKpadH Google Play Music https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Islhpgicifgjgbzwrn5wkd4mhfi Tune In https://tunein.com/radio/DAENO-Entertainment-Presents-The-Poor-Paddle-Podcast-p1092024/ Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast You can also listen to episodes if you go … Continue reading Ep 36 – RIP Spike Lee →

Niche’s last episode? Taking Serena out the trash? Losing should motivate us. The importance of charity. Poo on the door. Don’t buy that Prince album! August Alsina’s love note. Prego brains. Shut up Kanye! Will Smith kisses. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes … Continue reading Ep 35 – Body Wash Lotion →

Creek and Niche work without an outline and the shade is out…even on Ghani…Hurricane preparation advice. Where were you 9/11? Creek’s mouth gettin set. Throw away Serena. Niche is emotional. Bad relationship advice from friends. Wtf is a superlitive? Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following … Continue reading Ep 34 – Bring Your Husband →

“Men can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as they can from a lack of bread.” – Richard Wright. Nike wins while everyone loses. Jeff Goldblum charity shop. Dining on the moon. Lacking self-awareness. Creek wants to throw Eminem away. Niche can’t let go. Musical Feature: Ned Harris www.nedharris3rd.com https://www.facebook.com/NedHarris3rd Tweets by Nedharris3rd … Continue reading Ep 33 – Throw Eminem Away and Burn Nike? →

Niche and Creek pay homage to the late, great Michael Jackson. Born loved, die loved. Flesh-eating bacteria. Kanye apology. Janet remake. Dudes are always terrible. Favorite superheroes. Creek gets people fired, and rants about POWs. Funk Flex Freestyle? Musical Feature: Cronyk Illness https://www.cronykillness.com/ Cronyk Illness® (@CRONYKIllness) | Twitter A 100 by Cronyk Illness on Spotify Cronyk … Continue reading Ep 32 – Tribute to Mike →

Niche’s butt plug segment. Creek hates saying hooker. Blame it on the babies. Niche’s unplanned announcement. “Throw ’em” away segment. Celebrities eating lions. Money as a tool. Niche is inappropriate again. Creek messing up history again. Weird custody laws. The father never met your vagina. Witness protection. Joyous schizophrenics. Living your best life. Cinematography lessons. Crazy … Continue reading Ep 31 – Don’t buy cocaine or giraffes →

Creek and Niche discuss this week’s topics from the comfort of their marital bed. Nicki’s new album and Twitter fingers. Catching the gay. Dogs breaking up fights. Creek’s bad relationship advice. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Spotify … Continue reading Ep 30 – From the Bed →

Niche is back! Creek’s favorite and least favorite US Presidents. Thought’s on R. Kelly’s long @$$ song. Creek’s terrible impressions. Favorite theme songs. “What Washington needs is adult supervision” – Barack Obama Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) … Continue reading Ep 29 – Come on, Robert →

Stop huffing poop. Unconstitutional money from Boston? Creek get’s a language lecture from an 8-year-old. Nothing changes until you face it. Cheering for murder. Stand your ground. Telemarketing woes. Starting a book club. Drugs dealers are cool. “Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” – James … Continue reading Ep 28 – Poetic Drops of Honey →

WE ON SPOTIFY NOW, BABY! https://open.spotify.com/show/5KIeSu0R4QLO7rO3OKpadH An elephant named Titus. Niche condones killing 1600 Tiki Barbers. Creek and the Confederacy. Niche eats candy rice. Chesticle perspiration. Bad jokes. Kool-aid brian. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Google … Continue reading Ep 27 – Crimea River →

Creek can’t spell DAENO. Niche is inappropriate. Big words are for dumb people. New contest for our listeners! No more black people in Harlem? Hanged from a willow tree. Thirst trappin. Nothing in the Bible says you can’t say f**k. Your favorite platonic chocolate. Racist cookies. Upcoming DAENO performance. “Willow trees are kind, Dear God. They … Continue reading Ep 26 – The Bible doesn’t say you can’t say f**k! →

Creek and Niche are back with extra bones to pick! Don’t be an educated fool. What holidays you shouldn’t celebrate. Who is REALLY responsible for the attacks of 9/11. Attractive vs. Intelligent. Hamhock feets. When to know you’re being insulted. New Episode Every Thursday Morning! Available forever! Go access all episodes wherever you normally access … Continue reading Ep. 25 – He Caused 9/11!!! →

The (maybe) origin of Voodoo dolls. Raising and scarring children. Children scarring their parents. Too many E words. Public school literal and figurative traps. Hiding behind a fake face. Prayer is dope. Slavery and Jesus? Terrible/great movies. Artistic Feature: “Rage” by Cherina https://www.facebook.com/thebestme1 https://www.instagram.com/thebestme1/ https://www.facebook.com/The-Best-ME-925367284184196/ https://www.instagram.com/thebestmesbbwteaser/ Tell them that Creek sent you! New Episode … Continue reading Ep 24 – Birds & Fish →

The Creek Burger Recipe. Lionel Richie is a jerk. Never look into the eyes of a blind man. Fear vs. terror. Changing famous movies into musicals. Felicia vs. Mrs. Parker. Seasoned meat. Never Poo at home. Flat feet are trash. Artistic Feature: “Save Me” by Zay Spade https://soundcloud.com/zay-spade https://www.instagram.com/zayspade/ Tell them that Creek sent you! … Continue reading Ep 23 – Friday After Next, The Musical →