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Dads Rank Things

Comedy

A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.

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United States

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Comedy

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A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.

Language:

English


Episodes
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Ep 35: Best Jobs for Santa on the Other 364 Days, Best Uses for Amazon Boxes, Top Gifts to Commemorate 2020

12/23/2020
What are the bets jobs for Santa Claus on the other 364 days of the year? Amazon boxes piling up? We've got some good uses for them. And 2020 has been a long, long, journey, so what are some Christmas gifts to commemorate this year? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 35th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:16:06

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Ep 33: Worst Fall Trendy Things, Best Bonfire Foods, Top Things You DON'T Want to See at the Pumpkin Patch

11/15/2020
What are the WORST trendy things we do in the Fall? Bonfires are great for warmth (and drinking), but what are the best foods to have around the flames? And we all go to the pumpkin patch, but what are the top things you never want to see there? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 33rd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:18:19

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Ep 31: Holidays That Should Exist but Don't Yet, Top Rules of Eating on the Road, Worst Songs You Can Play at a Wedding Reception

10/19/2020
What the holidays that should exist, but don't...yet? Everybody does it, but nobody does it well. What are the Top Rules for Eating on the Road? And there's always the "Do Not Playlist" at a wedding reception. But what songs should ALWAYS be on that? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 31st episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:24:09

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Ep 30: Top Years to Go Back to If You Had a Time Machine, Top TV Shows to Bring Back and Worst Fashion Trends We Hope Never Come Back

6/19/2020
If you had a time machine, what year would you go back to and why? What are the top TV shows that we should bring back for one more season? (same cast) And they've been a lot of bad fashion trends, but what are the worst of the worst that should NEVER come back? Jones and Tyler and...special guest DAVID ADAM rank them all in the 30th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:24:40

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Ep 28: Top Things You Can Never Look Cool Doing, Most Popular Movies You Still Haven't Seen, Dumbest Things You Actually Believed As a Kid

3/19/2020
Sometimes it's hard to look cool doing anything as dads, but what are the TOUGHEST things to look cool doing? What are the most popular movies you still haven't seen? As kids, we believe in some weird...and dumb stuff, let's list the most unbelievable now? Jones and Tyler and...special guest DAVID ADAM rank them all in the 28th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:23:16

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Ep 27 - Favorite Rom-Com's of All-Time, Best Excuses for Not Getting Your Wife a Gift on Valentine's Day, Old School Terms of Endearment We Should Bring Back

2/14/2020
THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE What are our Favorite Romantic Comedies of All-Time? Say you didn't get your girl a gift, what excuses could you use to help spare the beheading? Some old-time terms of endearment should be brought back, we give you the best! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 27th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:18:16

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Ep 26 - Top Must-Have Foods at a Super Bowl Party, Best Andy Reid Looks Like Examples, Most Common Questions Asked by Non-Football Fans Watching the Super Bowl

1/31/2020
THE SUPER BOWL EPISODE What are the top must-have foods at a Super Bowl party? Andy Reid Looks Like _________ (we give our best examples) What are the most common questions asked by non-football fans watching the Super Bowl? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 26th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:15:19

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Ep 25: Bold Sports Predictions for 2020, Favorite Movie Quotes of All-Time, Top Things You Want a Lifetime Supply Of

1/24/2020
Everyone has their sports predictions for 2020, but we're actually going to be right...take your pick! We've seen a LOT of movies in our lifetime, but what are our favorite movie quotes ever? If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 25th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:24:06

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Ep 24 - Worst Christmas Songs of All-Time, Most Common Careers of Hallmark Xmas Movie Good Guys, Top Christmas Sayings that Sound Quite Naughty

1/1/2020
We've all got our our favorite Christmas songs, but what are the worst holiday tunes ever? Love 'em or hate 'em Hallmark Christmas movies are a popular tradition, but if you take a closer look, there's a pretty formulaic trend to their good guys' careers...who's doing what? Christmas cliches abound in December, but what your tongue cause you might end up on the naughty list for saying some of these dirty innuendos! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 24th episode of DADS RANK...

Duration:00:16:33

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Ep 23 - Best Awful Songs that We Actually Like, Top TV Moms of All-Time, Things Our Dads Used to Say that We Now Say Too

12/12/2019
Everyone has their favorite bad songs, so what are YOUR top awful songs that you actually like? We've already tackled the Top TV Dads, so who are the Top TV Moms of All-Time? What are the top things your dad used to say and thought you swore you'd never say it, now you catch yourself saying all the time? GO! Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 23rd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:21:57

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Ep 22 - Best Children's Books of All Time, Top Words You Can Never Spell Right, Worst Thanksgiving Dish Ever

11/27/2019
What are the best children's books of all-time? SERIES ONLY! What if there was a spelling bee for adults: what word would give you the buzzer? And there's a lot of good food for Thanksgiving, but what are the absolute WORST dishes on turkey day? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 22nd episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:18:29

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Ep 21 - Best Dad Halloween Costumes, Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time, Scariest Places to Go Alone

10/31/2019
What are the best Halloween costumes for a dad? Even if you're not a horror movie fan, everyone has something to like in our list of Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time. And a simple goal of life should be NOT to die, so what are the scariest places to go alone? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 21st episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:23:24

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Ep 20: Favorite Sports Bad Boys, Worst Household Chores, Best Non-Cartoon Kids Shows in the 90's

10/17/2019
Love 'em or hate 'em: who are our favorite spots bad boys of all-time? What are the absolute worst household chores to do? Growing up in the 90's, what were the best kids' shows that weren't cartoons? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 20th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:23:14

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Ep 19: Best Movie Soundtracks of All Time, Top MTV Shows When We Were Growing Up, Worst People to Sit Next to on a Plane

9/10/2019
What are the best movie soundtracks of all-time? They don't make 'em like they used to! When we were teens, MTV shows were AWESOME, but which ones are tippy top? We all have our annoyances 30,000 feet in the air, but who are the absolute WORST people to sit next to on a plane? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 19th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:24:01

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Ep 18: Top Cartoon Characters You Are Most Like, Movies You Always Stop to Watch, Best Disney Movie Villains

8/6/2019
To encapsulate your personality in animation, which cartoon character are you the MOST like? There are a ton of movies playing on rerun ALL the time, but what's the movie that you just have to stop to watch each and every time it's on a screen? Disney has had dozens of villains over 80 years of movies, but who are the top bad guys/women? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 18th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at...

Duration:00:28:24

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Ep 17: Top TV Dads of All-Time, Worst Things To Find In a Backyard Pool, Most Common Names of Cool People We All Know

7/23/2019
Who are your favorite TV dads ever? Important to clarify, not the best dads here...but our FAVORITES! It's summer and just about anything goes when you're swimming, but what are the worst things to find in a backyard pool? In the very first podcast, we covered the most common names of weird people we all know, but what are the most common names of cool people we all know? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 17th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us...

Duration:00:22:54

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Ep 16: Top Things We Learned from Our Grandparents, Laws that Should Exist But Don't Yet, Worst Two Words in Sports

7/10/2019
Our elders have a lot to teach us, but are we actually learning? Our Grandparents did give us these life lessons... Without getting too political, we've narrowed down the top laws we need to legislate right now! We've all heard GAME SEVEN are the best two words in sports, but what are the worst two words in sports? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 16th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:21:56

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Ep 15: Worst Father's Day Gifts, Most Important Songs of All Time, Best Go-To Sandwiches

6/20/2019
We've covered some bad gifts for Mom, but what are the worst present ideas for Father's Day? We all have our favorite songs, but what are the most IMPORTANT songs in modern history? Nom nom time, what are the best go-to sandwiches? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 15th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at www.facebook.com/DadsRankThings

Duration:00:21:54

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Ep 14: Sayings We All Know But Our Kids Won't Use, Worst Parade Handouts, Absolute Worst Times for Your Phone Battery to Be at 1%

6/6/2019
There's a lot of phrases and sayings that we're used to, but the next generation will have no clue what that means...so what are the Top 3? Is there anything good you get a parade? We'll tackle the worst three with a special request from the Mayor of Quincy! It's the modern emergency, you're phone starts blinking red cause the battery is at 1%. What are the absolute worst times for that to happen? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 14th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right?...

Duration:00:21:30

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Ep 13 - Favorite Disney Songs Ever, Best Alexs of All-Time, Top Dad Nicknames for Kids

5/10/2019
Disney has been making movies, and songs for those movies, for more than 80 years...but what are the best songs? Particularly NOT annoying if listened to over and over again... We all know guys and gals named Alex, but who are the best Alexs of all-time in history? We've listed the top nicknames you should call your dad, but which nicknames should dad use on kids? Jones and Tyler rank them all in the 13th episode of DADS RANK THINGS! Did we get it right? Agree or disagree, let us know at...

Duration:00:15:44