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Doug has never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they go through the books to see if the magic is still there. If you're reading along for the first time, Beware: Spoilers Abound. Send us an Owl! DeathReaders@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @RealDeathReader

Doug has never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they go through the books to see if the magic is still there. If you're reading along for the first time, Beware: Spoilers Abound. Send us an Owl! DeathReaders@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @RealDeathReader
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Doug has never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they go through the books to see if the magic is still there. If you're reading along for the first time, Beware: Spoilers Abound. Send us an Owl! DeathReaders@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @RealDeathReader

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English


Episodes

Episode 9: Super-Fun-Ghost-Party

5/20/2019
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It's a SUPER FUN GHOST PARTY!! The Readers discuss what it takes to be a hero and Doug feels that Draco has what it takes to step up to that bar. Rik Mayall still has what it takes to be in the films, even if he doesn't have a pulse. And what the hell DO Basilisks eat?

Duration:01:00:26

Episode 8: J.K. Malfoy

5/13/2019
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There is a Ghoul in the attic (or is it Grandma?) And the black market's saturated with body parts this week as the Readers make their way through book 2. Doug waxes philosophical about Colin Creevy's place in the narrative and Robb draws little hearts around Lockheart's name.

Duration:01:08:37

Episode 7: Harry Is A SOCIOPATH!

5/8/2019
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It's time to enter the Chamber of Secrets (after the usual few chapters of Dursley Abuse) Is the best chapter of the series early in Book 2? Even AFTER the Japanese Golfer Joke? The Readers tackle the Chamber-pot Controversy!

Duration:01:04:49

Episode 6: F*¢K Curling!

4/29/2019
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It's the book wrap party! The Readers go off on wild tangents. Robb defends Ron, and Doug really hates Curling. What happened in 1977? Are the puzzles in this children’s book too... childish? Is it Dumbledore, or Voldemort?

Duration:00:59:35

Episode 5: Loyal to the Dong

4/22/2019
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It's our shortest episode ever! But never fear. The Readers tackle hard hitting questions, Like: Does Nicholas Flamel age like Dorian Gray? Are dragons indeed marvelous creatures? Who’s the best Weasley? Harry, Ron and Hermione figured out the answers ages ago.

Duration:00:37:46

Episode 4: "What are Wizard Sleeves?"

4/14/2019
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Harry really starts to expand his malevolent influence, garnering special treatment AND a school sponsored broom. Why does Hogwarts need such opulent feasts? Quidditch? Cool... And what’s the worst an arguably evil and undeniably pre-pubescent Wizard could do with an invisibility cloak?

Duration:00:52:30

Episode 3: Don't Lie to the Hat

4/7/2019
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In this episode The Readers meet Hogwart’s Professors and resident ghosts. Doug can’t pronounce McGonagall... or can he? Is the Fat Friar a Catholic spy? How are Hagrid and Snape related?

Duration:00:59:19

Episode 2: A Mouthful of Gross

4/2/2019
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Chapters 4 - 6. Are we STILL not at Hogwarts? Doug has some thoughts about Every Flavor Beans. Robb has Black Adder questions.

Duration:01:21:27

Episode 1: Harry Is A Dick

4/2/2019
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Doug has never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they go through the books to see if the magic is still there. In episode one the Readers tackle the first three chapters of The Sorcerer's Stone. And Doug asks the hard questions. What's wrong with Harry? Are the Dursley's Sympathetic? What happened to the Snake?!

Duration:01:01:45