Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse

Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the weird hobbies of produce managers, what it will be like to be 100, how the pacific coastal waters have a way to try to shut that whole thing down, Dad movie plots, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Blendjet 2! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:20 Come in like a lamb 00:40 Like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... 01:45 Kyle has forgotten being a child anymore 02:05 Dev famously asks a question he has no intention to listening to the answer to 02:52 So mentally sharp, she just *stood up* 03:27 Grandma Suzie is a weird name for a kid 04:00 RIP Pee-Wee 04:30 Pee-Wee was the gayest thing on Saturday Morning TV except for He-Man 05:30 Kyle's slight age difference with Dev only mattered from 1987 to 1998 06:15 Turns out Dev wasn't there for Kyle's childhood. If he was, there would be less to tell Dev 07:50 "We're on vacation, go ahead" 08:50 Kyle fantasizes about being 100 years old 09:20 WALTER KRONKITE, Damnit 09:50 and yet somehow an mp5 would be a worse podcast format 10:15 We didn't tell you kids about anything... 10:45 "Don't google kids" -- this advice brought to you by Dev & Kyle 11:30 Social Media algorithms are the worst 12:15 Tie you up with dopamine 12:30 My deepest desires? oh la la 13:10 Every single one. They are not as important as you think 14:00 When you're an adult, take a break from your parents, too 15:30 TikTok causes cancer. You heard it here first 15:50 "Facebook was better in the good old days" (we're talking about the unfiltered, chronological feed) 16:25 Facebook solved their problem by making yours 16:50 Nothing but rabbits and holes on this show 17:15 Kyle stands behind the idea that people aren't confused 17:50 There was a church picnic in Kyle's house and he was so surprised 19:24 It shrinks? 19:40 The Walter Kronkite of the Seinfeld of Podcasts has never seen Seinfeld 20:30 https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket 21:15 You got some of that spider venom for my dick, yo? 21:50 Big fucking spider makes you better at fucking... 22:55 Erecno-phile 23:10 Step Spider? 23:55 You wanna get pricked? 24:25 Spiderman: No Way Down 25:00 Do not repeat anything you hear on this show at work. PLEASE 25:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation 26:30 Crab People 26:50 Dev bullies Kyle into the theme song 27:53 Dev slowly goes insane 28:50 Now Kyle will skip that episode so that he will never know 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q 30:30 We don't wait like Tom 31:00 Dad movies 31:55 Didn't get Moms 32:40 They go hard for Dads 33:10 65 Million Years, Adam Driver 33:55 Driver People, Driver People, look like people, talk like people 34:25 Dev's conspiracy theories 34:45 Olestra 35:10 He was mostly right: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/ 35:40 Kyle may be skittling on this show. Who knows? 35:55 Jolly Rancher in a Zima is what you served 17 year old girls when Kyle threw parties at 17 36:30 Dev always has too much faith in humanity 37:00 Butty McButtface 37:55 Let's check the stakes here 38:30 Welcome to the Internet 40:00 It is the Ramen noodles of plot, just add Adam emoting 41:00 Catching up on Marvel in the Kyle House 41:30 We all deal with loss in our own way 42:05 Well do they??? 42:24 JOKE TIME! 42:35 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 44:30 Dev & Kyle's immense research audience 44:50 The problem is always you, not us 45:15 What's the difference between Kyle and the New York Times? Kyle liked crossword puzzles before he was 40 years old 46:40 Bring on the buckets of fear! 47:15 People having fun instead of wage slavery? 47:40 The brain is an organ, just like a penis. They're the same 48:15 Snoop should sleep...

Welcome to the first of many Tuesday editions of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! The boys are back at it this week after some technical difficulties, but they persevere. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss scorching Phoenix heat, giant scorpions, one thousand downloads, the statistical birth/death count of Netflix outages, Arizona wine country, peeing standing up and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Blendjet 2! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:22 The show begins on a whimper 00:40 Technical issues abound but we persist 01:10 Show publication moves to Tuesdays at Noon Eastern. Thank you for your support 01:20 Dev discusses the weather 01:40 The record breaking heat streak is over 02:15 https://www.simscale.com/blog/nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric 03:10 "this guy" was JPL and "that guy" was Lockheed Martin 03:45 Kyle provides insight into his missed opportunity as a moral judge of society 04:25 Dev measures on outputs, not effort 05:00 An unplausible story from the beginning 05:30 Don't touch other people's work product, Apocalyptos 05:40 Doubting Dev is his wife's #1 hobby 06:45 No Netflix... just chill 07:30 Dev's understanding of cooking is ... weird 07:55 The love story of a rocket scientist and a race car driver 08:25 THANK YOU, APOCALYPTOS!!!! 09:00 Kyle & Dev Kickstart the Recording Apocalypse 09:40 Dev & Kyle invented the accountability partner. Bet you've never heard of that 10:25 Listening to himself is now Kyle's #1 hobby 10:45 The number one reason for this show 11:30 https://mashable.com/article/voyager-nasa-how-long-will-mission-last 12:05 https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/glitch-causes-voyager-2-to-briefly-lose-contact-with-earth/ 12:40 You'll need the pythagoran theory for your podcast someday so pay attention kids 13:10 "I bet someone is going to fuck up in a very specific way" 14:15 The scientific Medal of Honor 14:30 The Devie's... 15:05 Devie and Kylie Start the Apocalypsie 15:25 Dev's Karaoke 15:40 Giant regular creatures... no thanks 16:00 Birds are studpid 16:40 Hey Austra-lyptos! 17:01 Kyle reads the back of the baseball card for Dev to guess 17:15 a three foot long freshwater scorpion!! 18:05 Faster than a flipflop! 18:25 Speed is speed. Many other scientific definitions available on this show 18:50 Dev does some light googling 19:05 Email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com 19:25 Cats will fuck your shit up 19:50 Dev is the douchebag on Kyle's podcast 20:15 ChatGPT is not as good as Dev 20:35 Discussion of Dev's ability in a triathalon 21:25 In which crocodiles and alligators choose their favorite format of a bicycle 22:30 Dev loses the trip to Cancun 22:45 This week on Syfy! 23:06 Snake Ass..... 23:30 Smurfette would be jealous of the downtime 24:18 JOKE TIME! 26:18 Dev expected more compassion from Scorpion 27:17 Hi Mrs Dev! 28:10 Mrs. Kyle doesn't like this show 28:40 Stone faced Kisser 29:10 Don't laugh at the parts we don't find funny 29:35 Dev predicts a lame-o 2nd half of the episode 30:45 https://www.lovetoknow.com/life/relationships/what-are-first-second-cousins 31:05 Kyle admits one of his only flaws is helping people be less wrong 31:15 This important part of the story 32:30 The pressure is already on for Kyle's kids to make grandkids, but not from the top of the org 32:40 The nervousness has started... 33:50 Well timed surrogacy 34:10 Assured genetic alignment 34:45 "Without the concept of legal adoption..." Boy this show is sometimes weird? 34:50 Step-twins! 35:17 devnkylesta@gmail.com 36:08 Still waiting on that email from Christian Laettner's family 36:50 Saturday Morning Children's television! 37:20 Stop it, DEV! 37:30 Dev's lucky he has Reddit to blame for his depravity 38:00 It wrongs itself! 38:50 Dev is challenged 39:10 Dev wins the challenge 39:30 https://a.co/d/4TVhPpz 40:15 Dev misunderstands the concept of wanting this alarm clock 40:48...

Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! A shorter than normal episode this week because Dev suffered a mild concussion about an hour before the recording started. Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss that head injury, Kyle's faith in St. Bluetooth, Kyle's child's lack of self preservation instincts, watching kid's movies out of order, dismembered feet and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:50 Don't google that. It isn't real 01:10 We all have to suffer it 01:40 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:05 Juicy J & Dusty Sparkles Start the Apocalypse 02:30 Submit your suggestions to devnkylesta@gmail.com 03:20 Dev's Amnesia leaves Kyle in charge 04:00 A euphemism would be "Doing the Sting Tango" 04:29 Roughly 4 inches / 10cm 05:10 Dev concussion leads to distraction 06:15 Dev tells us all about kickball rules 07:20 WE GOT 'EM! 08:40 I'm taking them out, too! 09:15 Kyle is "Old Iron Butt" 09:40 Wherein Kyle questions Dev's medical knowledge while he is concussed 10:48 23 days of 110F/43.3C straight. 6 days of 115F/ 46.1C 11:15 With the confidence only a two year old can have 11:50 Like a super-hero 12:10 The finger wag was too much though 12:45 When body slamming children, I always recommend having a witness 13:20 Kyle tricks Dev into circus tricks 14:00 Nothing in this show should be construed as medical advice. EVER 14:30 The best joke of the show foiled by that pesky timer 15:10 Dev brings the whole show down 16:14 Joe Walsh: 'Hotel California's' resident room revamper! 16:25 actually about $255,780 today 17:05 Rustler's Rooste was established in 1971 18:00 Dev's incredibly interested in balloon animal guy attire 20:30 Dev's futile attempts at steering the family movies away from the annoying ones 21:31 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/ 21:50 Madlynn! 22:10 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19500164/ 22:45 Go ahead, internet. Remix it 23:20 A very positive review from a 2 year old! 23:35 We caught Dev's daughter with a sharpie drawing a broken teacup on her leg 24:00 Much like this episode, nothing makes sense 24:10 Kyle doesn't like a movie he has to watch twice just to understand it 26:00 Hickville Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse now 26:30 Kyle finds religion... 27:25 St. Bluetooth 28:05 My watch is connected. Everything will be okay 28:35 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0263488/ 28:55 WHOA! 29:05 EXCELLENT! 30:45 Kyle knows how to use a map. He isn't completely inept 31:35 In which we find out about the shared consciousness of Louisville 32:30 History of the streets & addresses of Tokyo 32:55 https://oldschoolshirts.com/blogs/news/toy-tiger-in-louisville-was-a-bardstown-road-landmark 33:15 How Tokyo addresses come to be 34:25 Dev doesn't question why they tore down their house. He's ill 34:51 These are the official post office addresses 35:10 Dev begins to melt down 35:37 Joke Time!!! 35:48 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 37:38 Dev loves a weasel tune 37:55 A new spin on K-POP 38:30 The mouse does actually deserve some poking right now 38:58 All of the violence is against the mouse, not people 39:31 Make us an offer we can't refuse 39:50 Our big break is coming on that Scuba Mask 40:15 https://www.iflscience.com/the-mystery-of-why-human-feet-keep-washing-ashore-in-the-us-and-canada-has-been-solved-59513 41:18 Dev's the heel in every story 41:35 apparently there was one matched pair once 41:55 They finally figured it out with DNA at one point by discovering it was the foot of a known bridge jumper 42:55 You're now buying LESS SHOE! 43:25 some of the people are missing 43:45 ON, give us a call 44:00 Tennis shoes - get it? 44:28 Shoes are going down longer and deeper on me than anyone else 45:00 Bedazzle the fuck out of those shoes 45:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xU2IWKfNLo

Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss Father's Day, pronunciations of controversial terms, Dev's neighborhood brush with anarchy, whether or not your pee smells, the bygone era of nightly news anchors and much MUCH more more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! This episode is brough to you by the BlendJet 2: Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:23 Dev comes in early 00:45 Six more weeks of fireworks in Kentucky 01:24 Welcome to the Show 02:39 I choose not to believe it, Dev 02:50 GIF Palace, where better GIFs are sold 03:20 Dev's pronunciation crumbles like soft shit in the rain 03:45 Pick a side, Giffrey 04:25 Let's all go to the lobby 04:40 Giphy is a great tool 05:00 So much to talk about 05:20 Rewind it back 05:30 Dev's creepy calendar math 06:02 If you owe a bill in February, don't pay it in April 06:21 Happy Father's Day to all of you 07:00 Stories of finding out someone you love peed on something 07:45 Expressions of love on the road 08:10 Autopilot while roadtripping 08:55 Lots of weight in this case 09:30 Look me in my eyeballs, Driver 09:50 Dev complains about his child's ability to make shoes 10:05 Hallmark's leading line of fart cards 10:30 Dev's Ted Lasso Bromance is ensured 11:05 The disappointment is brewing 11:35 Kyle's knowledge of golf stores is ... below par 12:16 JOKE TIME!!! 12:51 A submarine disaster! 13:10 Kyle bought him a new car 13:55 "Electrical/Engineering Technician" was the title 14:20 Kyle bought HIM a house 14:28 That jokes sucks... 14:45 People who don't miss $250,000 is who 15:40 We get serious for a little bit 16:10 You've heard of survivor's guilt... try Mother's guilt. No good 16:40 13 successful trips with the 14th being the last 17:10 Losing comms doesn't farfetched 17:46 Dev hates Kyle 18:00 We're electing President based on how many times you've gone down 18:25 The Throat Goat, Nancy Reagan 18:56 This isn't a podcast, but it is podcastic activity 19:20 Taco Potentialities abound 20:15 Now it is Dev's turn to go down 20:45 Kum & Go (not a sponsorship) 21:25 Dev's only in & out 22:05 Like a Twilight Zone episode... 22:25 The power actually came through the same wires as before 22:48 FACEBOOK DURING A POWER OUTAGE!!!! 23:20 Dev asked... but doesn't say he was allowed in? 23:40 Neighborhood opinions... my favorite 24:06 Nextdoor can fuck off 24:35 Dev says all-inclusive, but I bet it is exclusive... 25:35 Discussions of civil engineering captivate us all 27:00 Sunk so deep, you'd just be standing on rock 27:16 Physics is a main reason for a lot of things 27:25 Physics and Racism :vomit emoji: 28:21 Lasering and waxing are different 28:40 https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-an-esthetician-15764 28:50 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anaesthetician 29:00 A Laser Hair Removal Technician (they should invent a new word for themselves) 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8 30:00 An entire situation that Zoomers can't comprehend 30:45 Fill ins were invented by Myspace 31:00 KEN JENNINGS!!!!! 31:40 Dev admits he has no idea how to Google 32:00 Peter Jennings 32:45 WHO IS KEN JENNINGS!!! 33:05 Dev goes insane 33:35 Kyle quizzes Dev on American Civics 33:55 31st President Ken Nissan 34:35 American President DEATH SPREE after 1980 34:48 Dev & Kyle both forget Nixon 35:00 Would four qualify as Lots, Dev? 35:21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford#:~:text=When%20Nixon%20resigned%20on%20August,presidency%20or%20the%20vice%20presidency 35:47 We forget because he was the 2nd VP to resign 36:15 Jimmy Carter is a good person 36:25 Another 99 years for Jimmy and 100 years for Dev & Kyle 37:00 Kyle did not send Dev dead people 37:40 People coming back from the dead like some kind of reverse Pandemic 38:05 The disease that specifically doesn't kill you 38:30 Dev is constantly confused by that fact 39:00 Even on the...

Welcome to the June 11th, 2023 episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the world's most expensive scuba mask, disgusting topics related to body matter, six legged frogs, Netflix's mind control, the unluckiest ship in the Navy and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:30 Today's earworm 00:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U 01:15 That Elvis song they covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo 01:25 Kyle's mental gymnastics 01:40 BTS, in full Bangtan Sonyeondan (Korean: “Bulletproof Boy Scouts”) 02:10 Yeah, Kyle had never heard this one. It actually slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMweEpGlu_U 02:25 Welcome to Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:45 One year anniversary special coming up 03:29 CONGRATULATIONS! 03:42 Who needs podcasting anyway? 04:15 Thanks for barely listening! 05:50 Calling all Dinosaur Asshole Scientists 06:25 There's no Kanye West on this podcast 07:10 Pedal powered wheelchair 07:45 Dev doth protest too much 09:20 Dev's a fan of night records 10:00 Grateful Dead - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222886/grateful-dead-cocktail/ 10:30 Doesn't mention the gingerbeer, that was Kyle's add-on to make it palatable 12:45 Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami 12:59 They are just the flavors we had taste buds for 13:15 Umami's so weak, you needed MSG 13:40 Dev's knee jerk reaction is to correct Kyle, regardless 14:00 Tasteless AND Mediocre 14:30 OW! I just spilled hot coffee on my hand. Not during the show, right now while writing these. If you're reading along, email us @ devnkylesta@gmail.com (I'm okay btw) 14:57 https://www.apple.com/apple-vision-pro/ 15:30 Stare into daddy's dead eyes, children 16:50 https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1665919835853979649 17:15 Mah mah mah mAH PERSONA!!! 17:45 If you're moving, I'm moving 18:15 The visual representation of your excess will be implied 19:10 HI MAMA DEV! 20:10 It was the Samsung Gear 20:40 Watch Honey I shrunk the kids that way was very meta 21:15 "You have all of human knowledge ON YOUR FACE!" 21:45 Not exploding is a hope for all our consumer gear 23:20 The famous Apple Brothers 23:45 The internet says you can plug into the wall 24:05 Pop your eyes right out of your skull 24:30 https://apnews.com/article/science-poland-wildlife-cats-birds-b942a55135832d085375de73c9cc2e23 25:30 We can all hope that July will be here someday 25:55 I guess it isn't "eliminate them" but it is "limit them" 27:00 You know how cat people can be 27:15 They're the same as dog people 27:30 Come at us, lizard people 27:55 You can put fuck on netflix 28:20 Netflix's mind control 28:40 Seriously, why did they need the k? 29:05 They grab on with NUPTUAL PADS! 29:30 Six legged frog! 30:10 In which Kyle attempts to extract the story 30:30 Ejector STORY! 31:35 Parenting in the 21st century 31:50 Dev continues to placate the boomers 32:40 Kyle likes a TP-Link 33:10 Dev reveals he's a luddite 33:30 In which someone figures out how to get Dec to not be their friend 34:45 "Unplug her, hide her, and then get her back out" 35:35 Didn't find Jesus, just a life partner 36:01 What a classy gentleman 36:30 Jealousy is the green eyed monster 36:55 It gets better.... 37:40 Kyle's teenage boys have checked... 38:30 Nickelback and Imagine Dragons. CANCEL HIM! 39:15 Dev has already been flagged by the FBI 39:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com please actually email us 39:55 Thanks for the email, Heather 40:15 Back to being a food podcast 40:55 "I guess it isn't bad"???? Welcome to "Kyle Starts the Apocalypse" 41:25 https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/25/dunkin-will-drop-donuts-from-its-logo-after-successful-test.html 41:50 Dunkin wasn't in California until 2015 42:15 Perfect California accents 42:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 42:45 We'll see if you email us... 43:20 You know who you are 43:30...

Welcome to this long (for Americans at least) weekend edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the jobs that ChatGPT is coming for (Not Dev's, he's safe), the overlap of sports and municipal politics (riveting), the relative value of inventing new crimes vs performing old crimes with 1000 other perpetrators, Dev's annual trip to the Kentucky Derby, nickels vs rocks and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Ready to shop better hydration? use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order from liquidiv.com 00:00:21 Dev's back! 00:01:10 The difference between Dev & GPT is the intelligence 00:01:45 Life is like chasing a snake with an asphalt machine 00:02:10 Kyle doesn't golf but he doesn't HATE golf 00:02:40 Not actually Mark Twain 00:03:00 Golf: Hit the ball as far as you can and if you find the ball the same day, you win 00:03:25 Kyle doesn't pay attention 00:03:50 Hockey is for everyone WITH A JACKET 00:04:10 Arizona, the Florida of the southwest 00:04:30 Best possible deal with a guy who got kicked out of his last arena 00:05:00 It is just compensation, completely above board. That's why it isn't bribery 00:05:30 Come check out my box 00:05:40 FOX Corporation is what Kyle means 00:06:52 That's a lot of power, Bob 00:07:25 12F is the answer. https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/phoenix/lowest-temperatures 00:08:15 Bellevue is definitely building Skynet 00:08:30 Dev is just jealous of the robots coming for his job 00:09:48 Fucking Sky Net.... 00:10:00 wait... what now? 00:10:15 Wait, did Dev say Kyle's job is to steamroll 00:11:21 OBS recorder & chat.openai.com & Talk-to-ChatGPT https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/talk-to-chatgpt/hodadfhfagpiemkeoliaelelfbboamlk 00:11:55 devnkylesta@gmail.com 00:12:10 We're talking AI applications for people to rein in this show 00:12:30 Hey BOB 00:12:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_penguin 00:13:15 These are penguins, not rock stars 00:13:35 We keep most of the internet out, intentionally 00:14:30 Some chairs are for outside and some chairs are for inside. Kyle doesn't make the rules 00:15:15 You know who else was resourceful and yet unprepared? MacGuyver 00:15:40 There are two categories of things in a hotel room: Things you can take and things you can't 00:16:10 If you work in a hotel, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com and tell us if anyone ever took the chair 00:16:30 Confidence goes a long way... like this show 00:17:15 Steal a chair? That's just recline-ulous! I'm seat-ainly innocent! 00:18:20 Venn diagram of motels that provide chairs but don't provide AC is probably small 00:19:00 Get ready for Dev's ChatGPT impression... 00:20:05 Kentucky people are last on the bourbon distributor list of people to please 00:20:35 In which Dev has a problem with Supply side economics 00:21:25 In which Kyle just reminisces about bourbons he's had 00:22:00 https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/transfusion-drink 00:22:45 Instead of waiting for wine, just add vodka 00:23:25 Vodka is the only thing that markets that the best kind is utterly tasteless 00:24:00 Transfusion boomerang 00:24:30 You can survive any amount of booze if you drink it slow enough 00:25:30 Cinco De Mayo was on May 5th, 2018 and will not again until 2029 00:26:30 Kyle learned about Thurby on this show last year 00:27:00 That isn't actually why he couldn't be on the show 00:27:30 If you don't invent a new crime, just have 30 people do the same crime as you at the same time 00:27:55 Cracking the tops and bam bam bam! 00:28:15 Just put the alcohol directly into my mouth 00:28:30 Keys in the bowl is a reference to tipping with your wife, kids 00:29:15 Nomihodai (all you can drink) with Teishoku (fixed menu) or Nomihodai & Tabehodai (all you eat) 00:30:00 Americans are a special breed 00:31:00 Love you, Australians 00:32:20 I promise you the service will be good enough to keep your drink full 00:35:15 Dev...

Dev was out of pocket this week so we brought in a guest host. No person was willing to put up with Kyle however so that guest host is ChatGPT! Listen along as Kyle & ChatGPT discuss AI capabilities, fact checking stories from previous episodes, crazy science facts, Kyle gets ChatGPT to say the quiet part out loud and much MUCH MORE! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order.

Welcome BACK! Our long international nightmare is over. Join Dev & Kyle for this week's EXTINCTION episode covering phone books, social security, 24 hours cable news hosts, 30ft Sea Cows, bananas, the meager social competency of humanity and much MUCH more on this week's SPONSORED episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Check out liquidiv.com and use promo code DEVANDKYLE to save 20% on your entire order 00:20 VACATION IS OVER! 00:30 Celebrating the firing of our competitors 01:21 and that's a promise! 01:35 Look inside yourself 01:55 Dev fires another shot across the bow 02:12 A story about crank calling 02:30 a story from 1991 to 1997 03:00 Phone books are extinct 03:20 Keep it secret, Keep it safe! 03:45 That's not the only thing that the phone does that is illegal for me to do 04:45 What was the actual purpose of the white pages? 05:15 People don't know their own numbers today is way more popular 06:00 Grade 2 tests were really hard 06:30 Country bumpkin kids are not expected to own a computer 07:10 Support the nuclear family by enforcing landline requirements 07:30 a phone number is MEANT to be shared 07:50 Go watch V, kids 08:10 Sayonara Social Safety Net 08:33 a story of medical professionals disagreeing 08:45 imagine a DMV footprinting though 09:30 Dev makes it gross 09:45 Our audience is not the problem, our hosts are the problem 10:35 His connection to the world was disrupted 11:15 Someone should teach Kyle how to tell a story 11:45 Rulers don't save lives 12:30 I still think they just eyeball it, Dev 12:45 If you're a nurse, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com 13:30 https://www.thisoldhouse.com/ For our youngest Apocalyptos 14:07 Nurse departmental infighting is weird 14:40 Trigger warning! 15:00 Let's not disparage Kool-Aid 15:15 Kyle's culinary insights 15:30 The theme of the show comes together 15:45 Dev & Kyle both eat. Keep listening to find out what else they have in common 16:05 Brussel sprouts are not extinct 16:48 https://www.wytv.com/news/daybreak/brussel-sprouts-have-been-altered-to-taste-better 17:10 Magnets, how do they work 17:32 Polarizing jokes are our specialty 17:50 Kyle's google habits revealed 18:15 Kyle is the Google of this show 19:55 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana 20:05 The Big Mike actually, Apocalyptos 20:15 if you know how to show us how to pronounce it, email us devnkyle@gmail.com 21:16 This story is still true for Michaels 21:30 Not completely extinct but they stopped it, but actually the 1950s 21:45 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31135/how-did-slipping-banana-peel-become-comedy-staple 22:45 We still could have this banana 23:30 HOLY SHIT DEV IS RIGHT!!! 23:50 https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/ 24:15 Dev's dream is now discovered to bring back a thing that isn't gone 24:54 Wooly Mammoth Meatballs 25:40 https://www.businessinsider.com/mammoth-meatball-cultivated-meat-company-mammoth-dna-2023-3 26:00 https://news.mit.edu/2017/engineers-create-nanobionic-plants-that-glow-1213 26:20 Allergies are a little out of control 27:10 Doctor Dev approves 28:05 imagine dedicating your life to something and not using it... 28:15 Vegetarian scientists out here trying to create a loophole and not use it? 29:05 SOMEBODY actually tasted it, you KNOW it 29:30 https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/04/pleistoseacow/522831/ 30:40 Sailors hunted Dodos to extinctions 31:00 The last person to spot a dodo, an English sailor named Benjamin Harry, called its flesh "very hard." 31:20 The Dutch word for dodo was walghvodel, or “disgusting bird." 31:30 Just find a dumb bird and eat it out of spite... actually - that's not a bad plan 32:15 Try to keep track of how many bells are in this story... 32:35 Dev's roundabout origin story for the Morlocks and the Eloi 33:50 A customer so dumb, she stuns the employee 34:25 If you're curious, yes, she had a Karen haircut 36:00 Imagine your super power is talking to people until they can't...

Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse and the official start of the new naming format. There was champagne in the green room for this momentous occasion. Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the largest HOAs, the economics of running a Barbecue restaurant, unspoken rules that shouldn't need to be spoken, the Mecca for Rebeccas, the frustrations of home improvement and much, MUCH MORE! 00:30 Double Negatives all the way down 01:09 devnkylesta@gmail.com 01:20 Episode 17 if you like the old way 01:55 Apply this podcast topically 03:35 "Mister Chik-Fil-A, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" 04:24 https://www.businessinsider.com/chick-fil-a-forced-to-tear-down-and-rebuild-busy-drive-thru-restaurant-2023-1 05:16 They always want to bitch 05:55 Build Back Better... at a Chik-Fil-A 06:15 The beginning of Dev Starts the Apocalypse 06:40 This is what happens when Kyle's track is on mute 07:20 Shout out Zencastr for saving all the audio during the fuckup! 07:50 That's real municipal decision making! 08:40 Just fucking demolish it! 09:30 Chasers sounds like a shitty airport bar 10:30 Dev & Kyle are a bargain at any price 10:50 Sound drops for everyone 11:15 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nfl-teams-questions-prospects_n_63dc0809e4b01a4363932cfc 12:30 "In 2010, then-Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland apologized to Dallas Cowboys first-round draft pick Dez Bryant for asking during a pre-draft visit whether his mother was a sex worker." 13:30 No one can make a better football product? 14:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeastern_Conference 14:43 Just wait for the end, Apocalyptos INSERT THE LINK TO THE COUNTRY RAP GIRL 15:15 Giving the south a bad name since Jefferson Davis 16:15 Vegas is just physically larger so the spheres are different 17:00 Once you leave your hotel room, the professionalism in Nashville is gone 17:20 We should work for the Nashville Chamber of Conference 17:55 It doesn't appear to be a law, which makes it more baffling... 19:10 HIP HOP COUNTRY??? 19:45 Kyle is particularly proud of this joke 20:08 He was a perfectly nice guy, but he told stories that *HE* thought were normal 20:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy4zx6yv4 21:30 We almost had a problem 21:58 Dev & Kyle have our PhD in Opinions 22:20 Get an opinion, fuck the rest 22:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_North_Carolina 22:58 HOT TAKE ALERT! 23:12 Sliced is not barbecue? 23:55 The rule-maker says he doesn't make the rules 24:25 Shaved is like being pulled 24:35 Pulling the chicken is what it is called... 25:21 Call us, Fuzzy's 25:50 A bargain at twice the price 26:05 Kyle loses the plot 26:35 This is some Nostradamus shit 27:00 Small places run out of food, this makes sense 27:25 Today's pig is tomorrow's pig, it turns out 28:45 Make us the head of the Treasury based on our Pig 29:00 https://www.creativereview.co.uk/its-finger-lickin-good-slogan-kfc/ Finger lickin' good was invented in Phoenix 30:05 Much like the rules the NFL should follow: "As soon as you hear it, that's the rule. DUH!" 30:40 You can't sit around on those couch sales... 31:30 A story in which Dev finally plans ahead 32:10 Now Kyle is very curious about Dev's picky couch checklist 32:40 Dev got a Covid baby... 33:10 D&D is a good covid hobby 33:35 Dev & Kyle find common ground in never working on the ground 34:20 Closets have too many corners 35:01 The chances of the audience thinking Kyle is a *complete* idiot are pretty high 35:35 Saving $85/install means Kyle paid himself less than minimum wage to do this work himself 36:00 Stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat 36:20 Let's be honest, Kyle will be that stupid again 37:25 Professionals bring accountability 37:40 The mystery still abounds 38:20 Dev still hasn't admitted Kyle didn't do it 39:07 https://a.co/d/5Ptqyle 40:25 New construction cabinet installers HATE homeowners 41:00 Some Jackleg installed EVERY kitchen, Dev 41:55 This is what two boomers hosting the show would sound...

Welcome to the newest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! This week on the show, Dev & Kyle discuss the very first follow-up article to previous news they've shared on the show. Of course, you know it has to be cloaca science. Join in the fun while Dev & Kyle also discussing the riveting subjects of the week like showerheads, rule 34, the political leanings of Chumbawumba, how much poops might weigh, the one legged people who have inspired us, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! 00:30 Adobe Podcast 00:55 Episode 16 01:35 62F / 16.5C in the office 02:35 Dev taking surprise showers 03:10 Shower stall 04:15 Third time's the charm 4:40 https://www.moen.com/nebia-by-moen/quattro Kyle does love it, no sponsorship 05:30 A Discussion in which Kyle shames Dev and Kyle is 100% wrong. The epidermis is the outermost layer of skin 06:10 Emotional and physical scars 06:48 Christmas Day for D&K famously the most pornographic episode of the year 07:30 It is physics, baby 8:30 Shower beers are one of the greatest things 8:55 Dev auditioning for Red Skull 09:28 Super Hot, Slightly Abrasive - our new tagline 10:00 In which we uncover Dev's deepest emotional needs 10:40 Kopi Luwak Coffee from episode 1 11:05 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/19/science/dinosaur-cloaca-fossil.html the article in question 11:15 https://www.devandkyle.com/e/dev-kyle-start-the-apocalypse-episode-7/ 12:00 Foss Hole 12:48 https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(20)31891-1 14:15 START!? What did she do for her PhD 15:00 Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. Sorry kids 15:40 Try to imagine that Pinterest board 16:15 Just the door, not the club 16:38 Ms. Armita Manafzadeh is not actually a PhD, a vertebrate paleontologist at Brown University 17:20 Kyle breaks Dev 17:50 Strong suspicion of a penis... 18:40 End Quote... 18:50 Sixth grade American Sex Ed 19:15 Hammering Home the cloaca 19:40 Katherine J Wu, we salute you 20:15 Kyle was forced to think about Dinosaur penises and now you are, too 20:50 We got a 2nd opinion here folks 21:15 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Cronkite for you Zoomer fans of ours 21:25 The great thing about him is that he's dead... 21:45 Only the dead are safe from Cordyceps 22:00 This is Dev's Jeff Goldblum impression, can you tell? 22:28 The best joke of the entire show and not during Joke Time... 23:20 https://poozeum.com/t-rex-poop 23:35 Kyle doesn't even point out this is from the Poozeum 23:58 The 2nd best joke of show 24:20 There is no cartilage in a human penis, however many other species do contain cartilage 24:48 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Couric 25:30 Dev reveals he doesn't know what a Couric conversion is 26:47 The moment Kyle does exact math in his head. Let's all be impressed 27:36 The moment Kyle claims his laurels 27:51 coprolite - fossilized excrement 28:35 I'm sure there is actual evidence 29:05 The moment in which Kyle ruins his math streak 29:35 Dev challenges performance rates 29:48 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumbawamba#:~:text=Their%20anarcho%2Dcommunist%5B1%5D%20political%20leanings 30:00 Not one of their last songs, but their last hit 30:22 It is not true that they are Irish. They were British (mostly) 30:45 "[Vocalist] Nutter... advised fans of their music who could not afford to buy their CDs to steal them from large chains such as HMV and Virgin" --from that Wikipedia article 31:00 Bringing the deep cuts 31:20 If you have never even heard of Tubthumpin' email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com 32:05 There's only the one hole 32:20 A palette cleanser is needed, but we don't have one 32:45 If you're interested in having this show as a record, too bad, hipster 33:30 Dev simply waiting to meet Kyle is the way Kyle believes Dev's life has gone 34:00 JOKE TIME! 34:30 Imagine the things that Dev would be unwilling to say 35:40 Cut yer leg off 36:35 In which Dev reveals a lot about the genesis of his sense of humor 37:55 Spoiler alert:...

Welcome to the second guest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! This week we're joined by Dev & Kyle's Head Designer, Amanda. She's got a bone to pick with US Men's soccer organization's most recent drama. The entire story is a mess and she's here to spill the tea. Join us for the abridged version of our interview where we discuss Philly vs Pittsburgh pronunciation, moon tarps, the Qatar world cup, family drama on the national stage, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse 00:00 Wrong button 00:30 patreon.com/devandkyle 02:00 If you know, you know 02:22 IP Lawyers needed. devnkylesta@gmail.com 04:45 Hit him with the Thick B 06:00 There's no moon. I've done the research 07:15 that's why Amanda likes this show 08:35 Those moon tarp people succeed! 10:10 Thank you, Covid 11:40 Gotta use your eyeballs, that's bullshit 12:15 I can score with a lot of the parts of my body 14:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Wahl 17:30 Soccer fucking kills me, but it shouldn't kill you 18:30 45C / 113F is a "normal average high" 19:30 Much like the rest of life, nuance is the name of the game 21:20 Amanda correctly calls Kyle's interest 21:50 https://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/qatar-population 24:00 Dev grew up in the Great Sports Desert 24:45 https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/32872172 25:55 Kyle learns the word "Sportswash" 27:05 Joke Time! 33:45 https://www.npr.org/2022/10/03/1126587851/womens-soccer-abuse-nwsl-report 35:30 For various definitions of "successful" 37:00 FIFA, hit us up. devnkylesta@gmail.com 45:35 Amanda comes for the hosts of this show 48:20 Sports parents are the worst 49:15 Grammerly, you can advertise here, too 50:40 Yinz like Youse 51:55 Amanda is from the real streets 53:40 https://www.concacaf.com/ 54:10 Kyle was almost interested 57:15 Ethan Horvath, despite Dev's bad hearing 58:15 Dev & Kyle Break Amanda 59:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw 1:02:00 Amanda's pun ascension 1:06:15 Tomorrow.... Tomorrow 1:07:00 https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usa/story/4844539/claudio-reyna-told-us-soccer-about-past-gregg-berhalter-domestic-violence-incident-sources 1:08:15 "But Earnie.... these tweets are MEAN!" 1:09:15 I don't know anyone except all of my close personal friends who 1:09:50 https://www.austinfc.com/news/austin-fc-announce-roster-decisions-ahead-of-2022-season 1:11:26 https://www.si.com/soccer/2018/12/12/claudio-reyna-family-jack-death-giovanni-dortmund 1:12:45 Snowplow parents can fuck you up worse than Hawkeye 1:14:10 Youth sports drama at the national level 1:15:10 Are you shocked that Dev & Kyle have screwed up a podcast? 1:16:00 Any Truers Podcast 1:16:20 The Apocalypse Touch 1:17:00 The Voodoo magic is available at patreon.com/devandkyle

Welcome to the newest episodes of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse. Due to life's scheduling problems, we have the second morning record. The first one resulted in spicy shits and this one is potentially even weirder. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the various meat windows of the day, the understandable frustration of NES games, how to judge an old person's social missteps, WAY too much geometry and much MUCH more on this week's episode! 00:28 Shit broke 00:40 Whoops 01:25 Dev is working two jobs 02:20 Spectator in many meetings 02:50 03:10 Four inputs, baby 03:45 He's actually right. Concave is like a cave 4:50 Same as a mother lifting a car off a child 6:10 Because the ray tube contains a vacuum, the glass gets thicker as the screen scales up 7:15 what was her name, Dev? 7:45 Fuck Super Macho Man 8:34 OLEDs are actually made with inkjets. That's how thin they are 9:02 Still a sore spot for Dev 9:28 Never google! 10:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZJekWe1ULY Might be fake? 10:20 An Iron's warmup time is also your cooldown time... 12:00 Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse 12:55 SNNNAAAAAAAKE! 13:45 Dev the conspiracist is back 15:00 You can change the wake word of your device, unless your partner's name is Alexa Computer 16:11 "They're working with the government" cannot be said in an intellectually honest way 16:40 What-iffers 18:35 Whoopi Goldberg is 67 years old. Nov 13th, 1955 so we judge her based on 1970 19:00 To calibrate this debate, in 1964 a presidential candidate ran on a "pro segregationist" platform, sooooo 19:35 Whoopi's antisemitism "flap" amounts to saying "more than jews died in the holocaust." Which is.... actually true 20:00 Kyle deleted the whole internet 20:30 Not yet 21:21 You can eat turkey bacon, just don't claim it is the same 22:00 https://sustainablescientist.net/2013/03/04/making-bacon-soap/ 23:00 More recipes on D&KSTA 23:50 Juice it with more delicious fat 24:55 I do in fact judge my little sister 25:30 https://pedersonsfarms.com/blogs/blog/what-is-beef-bacon 26:31 You gotta warn somebody! 27:50 Beef Jerky is not bacon, Dev 28:25 Dev & Kyle Watch the Apocalypse 28:50 After breakfast, the day starts 29:40 Bacon is day bacon 31:10 MC Dev 31:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CocEMWdc7Ck 32:00 "Eating Shakira's Jam" is the new euphemism for cheating 33:20 Kyle's mom would never cover 33:50 We should someday record Mrs. Kyle's diss track to anything 34:41 Big shout out, Dev's Mom! 35:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com 35:40 JOKE TIME! 38:20 We can just say tailor 39:25 Kyle was right again. Google says 39:50 Exclusive club 40:40 You fucking morons! 41:15 You can have anything you want 41:25 HE KNEW THAT FROM MEMORY!!! 41:55 Rhomboids is the non-gendered term for a square 42:40 https://twitter.com/DevAndKyleSTA/status/1621179989596176387 43:10 This makes no additional sense 43:30 Caffeinated Dev is tangential dev 44:00 https://us.foursigmatic.com/products/instant-cordyceps 45:20 Dev & Kyle Spread the Disease 46:15 Stocks will be bought and also sold 47:30 Stock-ception 48:40 Socks AGAIN? 49:20 2 hours of silence? Fairy tale 49:50 Dev's blameless washing machine 50:41 This whole episode is the same agitation 51:40 Just imagine something we would never do 52:10 Socknapping 52:40 We just give these genius ideas away for free. WHY?!? 52:40 We've been a little extra all morning!

Dev & Kyle Started the Apocalypse ONE YEAR AGO! Join us for the newest episode where Dev & Kyle talk about Australian Kid Shows, secret billionaires who own monkeys, the worst case of the dropsies NOT named Tom Brady, Roofing Selfies, Dev makes a HORRIBLE suggestion, and much MUCH MORE on this week's episode! 00:25 Thank you, Chase 01:03 devnkylesta@gmail.com 01:45 June 26th, 2022 02:25 Can't blame that one on us 04:50 Here it all comes, sorry Aussies 05:04 Bluey - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVzLLZkDuFGAE2BGdBuBNBg 07:00 All dads telling you to sit up straight 09:30 Why would a monkey get to be president? 13:35 The Man in the yellow hat is living Dev's dream... 14:50 Wakeup, coffee, zoom, podcast, sleep 15:25 Dev's wants a yellow hat on rotation 16:40 Dev makes a proposal that leads directly to Kyle's divorce 17:55 Just go barefoot 19:30 They do, in fact, appear to be Joe Burrow slippers 20:30 Charlotte is just borderline 21:00 Dev gives a wonderful geography lesson 21:50 Louisville is close to Bengals stadium 23:15 If you can get to the whole city in 15 minutes, that's a small town 25:04 You can stack the chicken 3 times 26:45 The most riveting lesson 28:30 Dev's prediction 29:07 devnkylesta@gmail.com 29:54 Precheck was invented in 2013 30:47 The first iphone was released in June 2007 31:25 People would prefer to be sedated than hear Kyle sing 33:50 and in a few short days, Dev's cowboys will set a record for "And it's.... no good!" 34:50 Messy Moppin' 36:41 Slap Smack Crack Crunkle 37:55 Kyle rocks a 'Nearly Naked' phone 38:41 devnkylesta@gmail.com 39:10 Physics never sucks, it blows 40:00 The best kind of Roofie Selfie 41:18 Could be both 41:33 Inbestigators 42:51 Just waving your Rs around like you just don't care 43:23 This is history, folks 43:40 ATTN Dev @ devnkylesta@gmail.com 43:55 JOKE TIME! 46:00 Kyle breaks Dev 46:20 The dog is a bad role model, kids 46:44 Literally 47:00 Dev feels the need to prove how good of a person he is 47:40 Dev's telling fairy tales 49:15 Dev declares Kyle a piece of shit 50:30 Kind of a dick is not 'a piece of shit' 51:20 Kyle was subjugated by a corporation 51:40 Check out your own groceries and return your own carts... 52:20 Self-returning carts 53:31 Dev's doing Man on the Street Interviews 54:08 Dev was lied to twice 55:45 Curbside delivery changes EVERYTHING 56:25 Dev's at home counting bananas 57:24 Cheese is the primary ingredient in this show 57:55 12 hours live??? More like dead air, amirite? 59:38 Goodnight, everybody!

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse RIGHT NOW Edition! This episode we enjoy the live show from a month ago in honor of Dev's birthday. Join Dev & Kyle on this very special episode where we discuss Mike & Evander, BF Skinner, double check the statute of limitations on abetting grand larceny in Massachusetts, the only food Kyle won't eat again, and much MUCH MORE! 00:30 We're doing Twitch right 00:50 Kyle gets it wrong 01:00 She does not appear to be trans but does say she was fired for her sexual orientation. Lots of drama https://www.courier-journal.com/story/money/companies/2019/08/27/bulleit-bourbon-founder-accused-of-abuse-daughter/2050140001/ 01:45 Courtesy of Amanda, check out the next episode! 02:15 The Dev Abides 02:45 RIP Henry Cavill 03:35 Friend of the show https://twitter.com/theblackkristy1 03:46 Down to get friction on? 04:18 twitch.tv/devandkyle 05:11 How fast can we disappoint the audience? 07:20 The next time Dev was this excited was when our show launched 07:55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw 08:36 Mic Drop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Flutie 09:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flutie_effect 09:10 Wikipedia says "Height: 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)" Dev calls bullshit 09:20 Kyle would never google this, but if he did... There are numerous pictures showing Doug much taller than his 5'8" daughter 09:36 We should @ Flutie again, right? 09:50 We will not confirm the identity of the criminals 10:23 This is absolutely not what the Boston Tea Party was about 10:50 Sorry, Boston 11:25 What a poor economic decision 11:55 Steal from journalists: writing an article is literally the minimum they can do about you 12:45 This is a back reference to Episode 13, the Christmas day episode 14:00 "That was the point" 14:50 Dev almost ends the show 15:15 They did not have a three point line 15:35 Before time was invented 16:15 Keep your favorites to yourself 17:18 Kirin Fuji Sanroku 18:35 You're dead to me 19:10 Kentucky is the Chicken https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/B3N6uYWVxi6DK9yhA4CdhV-970-80.jpg.webp 19:29 Dev will never explain the tobacco industry reference 23:25 Hello Micro-Dev! 24:40 Classy and off-center, Dev! 25:30 Kyle will eat it 25:51 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak Very good coffee 26:06 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hongeo-hoe 27:10 Don't fuck it up, Kyle 27:45 you can be a patron too. patreon.com/devandkyle 29:15 I drink water, don't worry 31:20 tell us about the piss muscle 32:40 Kyle will eat anything but not this again 33:15 surprise shart! 33:45 Dev's a catfish expert 34:00 Shark egg omelets anyone? 34:33 Yes, 4 chambered heart is a requirement 34:45 There's no such thing as "a fish" 35:00 All wars are result of mammals 35:45 We promise more science content 36:08 Cass sent a secret message 37:30 Congratulations on being a fan of this exclusive content 39:00 Mama Dev lost Dev 39:40 Still a secret... 40:45 that was a real low bar... 41:15 THANK YOU, CASS!!!! 42:30 Girlfriends are normal now 43:00 Mrs. Dev's first appearance on the show! 43:25 twitch.tv/devandkyle 43:50 Strim, Stream, Strum 45:30 Pizza and Turkey 46:00 Frozen pizza for thanksgiving... 46:30 Record scratch 47:25 Uni 47:40 Kyle is obsessed 48:55 Kyle makes a declaration to the newest viewers 49:50 Dev will be picky until the day he dies 50:36 "Maybe a medium" 50:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com 51:05 Explosives should be a part of every junior high science fair 53:50 Another one-chip challenge is BANNED 54:20 Another bullet in the chamber 54:50 patreon.com/devandkyle 55:26 https://twitter.com/enchroma/status/1498751873309888519 56:00 Mrs. Kyle doesn't have time to listen... 57:11 pigeon guided missiles 57:40 That's not how the magic of the show was broken, Dev 58:20 Just ins and outs, baby 59:20 Pigeons and Missiles, single use 01:00:10 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers 01:01:25 The bite happened 28 June 1997 01:01:58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPMVex-UKk 01:02:25 Kyle fucked that shit right up 01:03:25...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, APOCALYPTOS! Dev & Kyle step away from the presents to release the latest episode. We've got a show jam packed with conversations about how everything we touch turns to shit around here, the Inventor Mount Rushmore, the NBA's award recipients, and much much more (all with a slightly blue tinge to the whole episode). 00:20 Dev's a Ho 00:30 Merry Christmas 01:03 Small Holiday Hiatus 01:35 There's a lot of meth OFF-SCREEN in Smokey & Bandit 01:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcq3tvAYFc 02:22 2009 for Eastbound & Down 03:15 Success is all that matters 03:25 P-Ninety-Meth 03:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QBHO6ek2mU 04:15 Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet, Zach 04:55 I bet you wish you didn't know it was “Screech: Saved by the Smell.” 06:10 Christmas Morning Interruptions 06:35 Santa drinks all the whiskey 07:40 Maybe Kyle believes he's the star of this show? 09:25 A self-given trophy that says "Budgie Me Smugglers" 10:48 nos esse solebat, vincula 11:10 The American Dream of the Garage Inventor 12:00 Famous inventor, John Long 12:38 The walkman was "Kozo Ohsone, general manager of the Sony Tape Recorder Business Division, and his staff, under the auspices and suggestions of Sony Founders Ibuka and Morita" 13:15 This hereby testifies as Dev & Kyle's final will and testament 14:00 The SS 100, Kyle's Super Soaker http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1991/super_soaker_ss100.php 15:22 devnkylesta@gmail.com 15:55 Just kidding, It is number 1 16:30 Or battery powered models existed 17:25 Lonnie sells it to Laramie in fact 18:00 He had between 1-2% of sales, depending on type 21:40 Theo and Ora Coster 24:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_it 25:00 A carpet of nipples 26:15 Greatest year of the Show 26:55 Officially, "The Michael Jordan Trophy, which will be awarded to the Kia NBA Most Valuable Player" 27:15 Two googles in one show, Kyle's off his game 28:18 https://www.hbo.com/movies/kareem-minority-of-one 30:15 https://www.hbo.com/winning-time-the-rise-of-the-lakers-dynasty 31:48 A weird cut-in 32:10 Aged like Milk segment 33:00 A recollection of all the Apocalypse 33:55 Kyle is no longer affiliated with Kanye (never was) 34:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9iRhSCFxo 2018 Bill gets it right 35:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMdwA8GWB8 2009 G&O "Who said it?" 36:15 D&KSTA Gets is Real Wrong 37:10 There is no mention of FTX according to the Show Notes 38:10 Find out what Thanksgiving said. News at 11. 39:50 Joke TIME! 40:20 Dev finally gets one right 40:40 This show has always been a waist of time 41:45 https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/oddly-enough/georgian-archaeologists-find-18-million-year-old-human-tooth-2022-09-09/ 42:50 Just a different kind of point.... 43:20 Finally, this show has a point 44:55 The Memento of podcasts 46:25 Dev takes off his shirt 48:30 Dev wants 8am sunrises... 49:45 out of 4000+ days of his life... 50 days 50:55 Dev just wants to never sleep 52:30 Riveting stories of sleeping 53:10 https://www.oig.dot.gov/sites/default/files/DOT%20Time%20Zone%20Final%20Report%209-20-22.pdf 54:10 https://www.up.com/customers/track-record/tr031020-time-zones.htm 58:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com 59:05 Enemy of the Show, Ashley

This week Dev & Kyle are on a hiatus they didn't approve but apparently needed. While they're away, enjoy some fan favorite highlights from Episodes 1-5, well before they were professional podcasters of fame and reknown

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Food Episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse. Spoiler Alert: Don't listen to this episode hungry. Come along on a twisting, winding, meandering path wherein Dev & Kyle discuss American Thanksgiving's unique place in world holidays, which foods are their favorites of the season, whether or not we hit peak Black Friday, the manner in which Kyle was murdered last week, Kyle finds Dev's joke limit TWICE and much, MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse 00:35 In which secrets are revealed... 01:04 Podcasting professionals making a professional podcast 01:35 devnkylesta@gmail.com 01:48 A morning record for Thanksgiving reasons 02:15 A Jamboree definition, please 03:15 Random exhibitionists in the same gym 04:55 They didn't have basketballs in Ireland until 1999 05:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Laimbeer%27s_Combat_Basketball 06:12 48 inches is 122cm 06:35 The first tangent in the history of DNKSTA 07:00 Welcome new listeners! 08:12 Fourth of July is Sales Christmas! 08:32 In which Kyle explains how sales quarters work 09:50 24x7x351 10:07 We find out that December will be "The Month of Dev" 10:30 Dev, who hates road trips, won't live in Hawaii because it makes road trips hard 10:55 A resort you say? 11:35 The very first time ever that Kyle says something wrong on this show 12:25 Hats off to people working on Thanksgiving. You are doing the real work 12:55 Kyle has a few rules, but this is a big one 13:15 Black Friday is Combat Pay 14:00 Murderers abound at the grocery store on Thanksgiving day 14:35 Dev predicts Combat Friday, 2022 15:49 LAMB BASTED! 16:10 http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/ It was 2011, where shoppers stepped over a dying man or 2008 when shoppers trampled a worker to death. You choose, apocalyptos 17:00 We're ready for your charity, Jeff 17:20 devnkylesta@gmail.com

Dev & Kyle take another crack at the apocalypse this week! Dev's arm feels better but that's not all on the good news front. Join us this week as we read the most offensive email in the history of the Internet, find out what a Six Flags Over Jesus is, be sacrilegious (on a fucking Sunday no less), discuss Dev's boneless family, the many reasons Dev & Kyle can never meet, what makes a Carolina style hot dog and much, MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! 00:35 Fuck it, we'll do it live 01:05 This is when the show starts 01:30 The Dev Abides 02:07 devnkylesta@gmail.com 03:10 Dev's Christmas List 03:45 How to fix problems with socks 04:15 Take your shoes off in Kyle's house 05:00 No shoe is as comfy as being barefoot 05:30 Slipper socks 05:55 The worst email in the history of emails 07:00 Ashley unites Dev & Kyle 07:48 Do you have a question or are you just happy to see me? 08:30 Socks & radiation suits: both for protection 09:15 patreon.com/devandkyle 09:57 False big reveal 10:15 Matching socks is a horrible chores 10:35 Declare sock bankruptcy 11:15 You have no idea how many socks you have 11:40 Left and Right socks? INSANITY 12:03 The least flattering thing ever said about Mrs. Kyle 12:40 curving towards the middle 13:00 Daddy, my socks don't fit 13:55 Impossible to feel like you're not wearing socks 15:10 15 minutes in traffic. The Horror 15:30 A Chik-Fil-A reason for not going to Costco 15:50 Especially on a fucking Sunday 16:06 Six Flags Over Jesus 16:50 The traffic is what is wrong with it 17:15 You were watching me reject tangents 17:48 Picking up things off the ground with both feet, standing up 18:10 Dev had a streak for a few years 18:38 You can see when the claws not getting a full grip 19:05 A claw machine isn't a toy dispenser 19:59 Not if you want something... 20:30 Mrs. Dev & Mrs. Kyle might be twin sisters 20:55 We're never going to meet 21:10 The 7th gate to Hell 21:35 That can't possibly count 22:10 I don't count the bullshit from eighth grade 23:10 abuse from where? Come again? 23:25 remember the time Kyle got Dev fired 24:10 Dev's hooking for a promotion 24:55 It is not a goal 25:15 The goal is not the goal 25:40 Two reasons not to meet 26:55 You trust everything that Google says? 27:05 Dev became his own worst enemy 28:05 Alexa doesn't even know about chicken pox 28:35 You can go to jail 29:20 Mondegreens 30:35 Revved up like a douche on Red Bull and Vodka 31:40 Butthole out of the blue 32:30 Pass the Cumin 33:10 Pass the Ketchup Shaker 34:40 Pick a band who I know but I don't know 35:50 Dev's addicted to Pepper 36:15 devnkylesta@gmail.com 36:45 Kyle isn't, by definition, cougar bait 38:15 Dev's addicted to mustache 38:45 Right before Harry Styles spit on him 39:05 In which Kyle buys a suit from a Dandy 39:50 You can be a Dandy OR have kids, not both 40:30 Functional Spectacles... 41:10 Function + Form is Fashion 41:35 The suit was not measured in prison 42:10 If he's dressed like that, he's asking for it... 43:00 What the fuck is up with that? 43:30 Is this why you make your friends on a podcast? 44:30 Kentucky vs Arizona in Heart Transplants 45:20 Kyle's children hate fried chicken 45:45 Dev hates Kentucky Fried Chicken 46:15 Dev is a breast man, Kyle likes the thighs 46:55 Dev has a boneless family 47:45 Get yer chicken wings at the dollar store 48:20 You bone on bone-in night 48:45 JOKE TIME! 49:25 more complaints about Dev's brain 49:55 Today's geopolitical lesson 51:15 Dev doesn't like burgers 52:10 Kyle has nothing for Dev to eat 53:00 The two places in the world where Dev will deign to eat without a Rabbi 53:45 A truck stop without room for trucks 54:10 Hit us up, Checker's 55:00 Mustard, Chili, and Slaw is a Carolina Dog 56:05 Kyle puts Mayo first on a hot dog 56:50 Creepy Ring Girls? Fuck off, Checkers https://goo.gl/maps/kAG6146zYk65nrF56 57:10 IT IS A 30 SECOND VIDEO!!! 58:10 Dev has been fired by North Carolina's Chamber of Commerce 59:10 The Ring Girls dressed...

(TW: Detailed discussions of bodily injury from accidents) Welcome to the Episode that almost never happened. Dev & Kyle tell stories about how they almost died living life in the last few weeks. First, Dev loved the chip so much that he got a bone chip, no one would take a picture of Dev's insides, Dev's adventures with pills, Kyle's adventures with reading ultrasounds, cannibals in pop culture, Kyle tells a joke on the radio that only works in person, and what we will do after we buy Hulu. All this and more on this episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! 01:12 devnkylesta@gmail.com 01:45 A recitation of how much we've done it since last episode 02:10 I was fine... but the aftermath 02:30 Dev is a certified crazy person 02:50 Some people think this happens with every IPA 03:35 How do you not eat in a weird way 05:00 Covid changed everything 05:30 Dev's eating habits are ... shit 05:55 Go fuck yourself 06:30 Two of these idiots are better than one 07:10 Something to do on the scientific level 07:30 Kyle questions Dev's life choices 7:55 Beer scientists, devnkylesta@gmail.com 08:45 Hammer League, Now on the Ocho 09:25 This podcast is about friendship 09:35 This podcast is NOT about agreements 10:40 Evacuation imminent 11:25 WARNING: Don't eat the fucking chip 11:50 Basic bitch food 12:45 Dev's regrets 14:05 Spoiler alert: Dev was sober 14:25 Kyle has PTSD for Dev's eyeballs 15:30 Reign in an early night.... 16:25 4 out of 5 doctor's agree: You should have broken this 17:10 Alternate universe where Dev and his 4 friends are the Bird Scooter Circus Folk 17:45 Dev the rule follower DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN 18:28 15 mph is 24.14kph, just so you know 19:10 Did you get the QR code on that scooter 19:51 If you don't want to hear about blood, skip to 21:45 (at least) 21:00 The ER can't fix a big hole... 21:45 An explanation of American Healthcare 22:35 Only the Americans understand 23:00 Dev warns his wife... a crucial detail 24:00 Full moons are not actually worse... but they totally are 25:40 Large werewolf population in Louisville also a possible explanation 27:45 Kyle's tips to not be bothered 28:40 Dev is too nice to bleed on the floor 29:05 Dev keeps saying "See the Meat" I'm sorry listeners 29:41 The first time that Dev is told he has broken bones... remember this moment 30:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk 31:15 It gets hard when you squeeze it 31:53 Two weeks on my ass 32:30 Dev's going to rehab soon 33:18 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_Comes_to_Town 34:15 POP 35:00 Scar Tissue in the Joint 35:30 CONGRATULATIONS on 90 degrees 36:00 Just keep stretching it 36:40 Now he doesn't have any broken bones. Remember this moment 37:25 The doctor drives Dev to the brink... 38:22 Arm Guillotine 38:55 Dev's death would make great content 39:55 Brown Chicken Brown MRI 40:50 Now we need a second brush with death 42:20 Usually this level of kindness accompanies crime 42:40 Still a lady in the MRI.... we already made the MRI porn joke, though 43:35 Third time is the charm 43:55 Dev is told a second time that he has no broken bones. Remember this moment 45:01 The doctor is like... yeah, that's an elbow 45:45 A 2nd tangent from the 3rd topic change 47:45 Two legs, Two Berries, One Twig - Now on Discovery+ 49:20 This part should be under the skin 49:45 You broke your bones so hard that they aren't broken anymore 50:20 You seem like you don't need a doctor 50:48 If you know bone densities, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com 51:35 The secret to getting better is to just not die 52:20 A hole instead of a canyon 52:55 Notice how kind Dev & Kyle are by not making vagina jokes 53:15 Scars are for picking up chicks and telling children 53:35 Finally we get to Kyle's problem in Episode 10, try #1 54:34 JOKE TIME! 54:45 Cannibals on netflix 55:10 Evan Peters https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1404239/ 55:55 Lawyers are the hipsters of true crime 56:20 Kyle explains a visual joke on an audio only podcast. We're such professionals... 57:10 Screw...

This is Dev's One Chip Challenge! Here's the episode where Dev melts his own brain by choice for Kyle's enjoyment. Come along on another audio journey (or choose video this time? Listen in...) as Dev & Kyle discuss Dutch cheese, spicy foods and eating them, Dev's Petty Bitch Stories, Kyle's uninformed sociological opinions, a true story and an untrue joke, all this and MORE on another episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!!!! Watch Dev's face actually melt in the video version of this episode. Available on patreon.com/devandkyle for all our beautiful Apocalyptos! 01:00 Dev & Kyle made a good decision 01:49 The listeners have it better than we do 02:24 A very special afternoon record 02:47 Paqui - https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/ 03:18 Ebay $100 for one tortilla chip 04:00 This is the first video episode ever 4:30 Dev's going to chew all episode 04:45 What the fuck is the one chip challenge anyway? 05:52 Dev's in trouble at the one minute mark 06:16 Dev went into the challenge unarmed 06:40 Become an Apocalypto http://patreon.com/devandkyle 07:25 Kyle is now officially carrying the show, as opposed to before 08:10 Dev can handle ghost pepper and criticism 08:50 Dev's spicy CV 09:20 Dev found The Last Dab enjoyable 10:00 Mama Dev on standby 11:15 Kyle chooses not to feel shame 11:30 Dev almost touched his eye... 12:15 the spice is in his sweat 12:45 There's an official place for the show to be posted 13:00 Babybel cheese is so gouda, you edam right away 13:50 Kyle is now formally banned from the entire country of the Netherlands 14:30 Dev is on a spice trippin' balls 14:56 Sucking it off your tongue 15:16 I'm used to having something else get this off 16:15 Pro women's rugby is not for the feint-hearted 17:00 Kyle's potentially misogynistic opinion incoming 17:45 learning how to not do permanent damage 19:50 Dev moves to Bel Air 20:40 Dev sells out Kyle 21:15 Mexican restaurants look great 21:40 Will Smith the slapper, not the catcher 22:00 Will Smith may not be as well put together as we surmised 23:00 Will learned his forehand skills from Papa Williams 24:00 Kyle loves food 24:40 Raw Horse sashimi 25:00 Kyle was adventurous while underinformed about the food 25:55 patreon.com/devandkyle 26:25 Surreptitious nibble 27:20 Dare to eat paper! 28:00 Unquenchable thirst 28:15 Dev seems to have recovered 28:40 Kyle is doing his part to drink Dev's quota 29:00 We have found the Anti-Dev 29:30 She's a mayo type person 30:10 Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise. Send your hatemail to devnkylesta@gmail.com 30:45 Kyle's threshold for black pepper is very high 31:57 Kyle makes a bold scientific proposition 32:40 And he's CORRECT! 33:20 You know what no one has never asked me to do? 33:50 Be careful what you wish for 34:21 Hi, Dev. Welcome to the show 34:40 Smurf tongue's gone 34:50 A tongue of tongues 35:05 Bonus Joke 36:00 Peer pressure leads to tongue reveals 36:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 36:55 Dev has a very complicated story of uncommon sense 37:25 Dev loves a good free t-shirt 37:45 For whoever won would be the winner 38:45 These shirts are not for you 39:25 Get that shirt, Dev 39:40 Yuengling brewery 40:20 Finally found something Kyle doesn't know 40:45 Future bandolier demonstration 41:40 Brew at the Zoo 43:15 Very Important Line Standers 44:00 Dev got ripped off by a zoo. I say steal a monkey for recompense 45:25 Flies are traditionally not a zoo animal you're hoping to see 46:00 Dev's Petty Bitch is on point 46:25 Game recognize game 46:55 Corvid is a bad name now... 47:25 Word of the Day 48:20 Hogwarts' graduates need to aim higher 49:00 Ain't no crow like a trash gettin' crow cuz a trash gettin' crow don't stop 50:00 Crows like a contagion 50:30 Dev's sound effects are mid 51:00 "Today on main street, a known litterbug was murdered by crows. What would you call that?" 51:40 Poe the prognosticator 52:30 The joke is 100% false. Do not repeat it 53:00 Kyle refuses to feel shame for this show 55:20 Kyle provides the...