Dinner for Dessert

Like my mom used to say to me as a kid, “how can I possibly miss you if you won’t go away?”. Anyways, we’re back and we missed you jerks.

If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.

There's reason to believe that Erik is on the Epstein list. This is awkward.

Public Service Announcement: If you sub out the tuna in your poke bowl with grilled chicken, you a) are a monster and b) are now just eating a grilled chicken salad.

If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "man, I wish there was a podcast episode that talks about Cybertrucks, serial killers, Santa Fe Gorditas, and George Lopez", then this episode is for you!

Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year... unless you count Phil Collins Appreciation Day. Alternate names for this episode were 'Geogra-fist' and 'Albuquerque Uppercut'. We're thankful for all of you.

With Erik taking a mental health day, Pomp and Jones tackle the major issues facing our great nation. Just kidding, they talk about candy corn.

If you ever thought to yourself, “I think I want to cut my pajama pants into shorts”, then immediately thought to yourself “oooo I can call them pajorts!”, and then, after some time away to reflect, you thought, “ya know, shorjamas works too”, then this episode is for you.

The guys invent the greatest dating app ever. You can even say that it’s… to die for. Go Steagles!

The guys discuss the shows Inside Man (Netflix), Loudermilk (Amazon Prime) and Lighthouse Horror (YouTube). They also plot to take over the music world with their new cover band, Creedelback. Remember kids, the best French fries are onion rings.

The guys discuss the 1986 comedy The Money Pit, starring Tom Hanks and Shelley Long. This film follows a young couple as they struggle to repair a hopelessly dilapidated house. This description is devoid of humor, just like this movie.

The guys discuss the 1985 action classic Rambo: First Blood Part II. Starring and co-written by Sylvester Stallone, this film was a major blockbuster (despite mixed reviews), and its impact on the action genre can still be felt today. Enjoy!

The guys are back in the studio to tackle life’s biggest questions. Just kidding. They talk about banana Runts, Jello and Kenny Rogers Roasters.

The guys crash actor and stunt performer Rachel McDermott's house to discuss her journey in show business, from modeling to commercials to being in blockbusters like the Mandalorian and Extraction 2. Pomp also spilled a beer on her floor and is probably never going to be invited back. This one's a goodie - enjoy!

The guys hang with filmmaker Sam Hargrave and discuss his latest film Extraction 2, now streaming on Netflix. Pomp and Erik also pitch Sam some of the greatest movie ideas of all time. Oh, and Erik is now going to play henchman 12 in Extraction 3. Listen now, or Chris Hemsworth is going to come to your house and give you a wedgie.

The guys discuss the 1995 comedy Heavyweights. Written by Judd Apatow (an odd choice for a Disney film) and Steven Brill, Heavyweights was a box office disappointment, but has picked up steam over the years, and is on its way to cult classic status. Starring: Ben Stiller, Aaron Schwartz, Tom McGowan, Shaun Weiss, Kenan Thompson, Paul Feig and Leah Lail.

The guys discuss the Long Island Serial Killer and debate the catchiest songs of all time.

On their first ever "Deep Dive", the guys discuss the 1987 comedy-horror film, The Monster Squad. This movie bombed at the box office, competing with heavy hitters like The Lost Boys and Robocop, but went on to become a generation-defining cult classic. Enjoy!

The guys discuss grammar pet peeves, solve the sriracha shortage, and review Tom Segura's new Netflix special, "Sledgehammer". It's a great episode, for all intents and purposes.

On their first ever live backyard show, the guys review Hulu’s new show Reginald the Vampire, as well as the new dystopian mystery show Silo on AppleTV+. They also debate the best SNL cast members of all time, discuss the Sriracha shortage and partake in some good ol’ fashioned shenanigans. Big shout out to Brian from Jones Beach Brewing and Ted from Beer and Co. for fueling our show with delicious beverages. And most importantly, thank you to our friend Sean for hosting us!