Do We Make You Thorny?

And so we reach the of our story. But it wouldn't but a Thorny Pod without SOMETHING going wrong. (see bonus video) Thanks for every download, listen and stream. Fear not we shall return anew with more content, streams and videos on topics we actually care about. Hope to see you soon. Matt, John and Donny

This week on Thorny Pod the gang discusses Dale's key strategy for speed running the Bachelorette, HBOMAX and other Bachelor-Adjacent topics. Tune in Wednesdays to watch LIVE on twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

This week on Thorny Pod dates are discussed, demons are buried, Jeff Bridges and John breaks everything. It's another standard week here at Thorny Pod! This episode is dedicated to character actor Jeff Bridges. More specifically, his iconic performances as The Dude and Obadiah Stain. Tune in LIVE Wednesday at twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

Do We Make You Thorny 402 The gang avoids talking about The Bad Show and draft our fantasy teams after giving our Limo Highlights! Our good friend and celebrity chef Tony "Soup Nuts" Hawk stops by! Tune in live on Wednesdays at twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

The Gang is back and this time with video! Its been a weird 7 months but with Bachelorette(s?) returning, rumors of run away love and replacements we knew we had to take One Last Ride. So come meet our boys, catch up with your hosts and strap in for what is Clare-ly the Most Dramatic Season Yet! Tune in Wednesdays to watch us record live on twitch.tv/fl0ralgaming

THIS WEEK ON THORNY POD!! SEAL stops by for a visit with friends David Bowie and The Riddler. Matt breaks Donny. The fellas discuss the HOT two night finale. The belt changes hands and John forgets the transitions. PS Hey ya'll Donny here! I do apologize for the delay. There was a problem with the initial bounce Friday and the following 48 were pretty buck wild. But the episode is here now and ready to help bring us closer while we "socially distance" ourselves. Stay safe and stay healthy.

We talked about Woman Tell All for mmmmmm half the episode? The other was half was us discussing a video game that Donny is very excited for and a haircut that Matt is very horny for. We don't know what to talk about anymore and it's all thanks to this bad bad season.

This week, we catch John up after on Fantasy Suites after he was in Nashville (space for some reason). Also, we talk about Seinfeld for a second. JUST A SECOND THOUGH.

THIS WEEK ON THORNY POD! Donny beams in on Taco Time. Matt plays the theme song. John is obsessed with Fred Willard. The fellas discuss Tommy Lee Jones, Bug House and the underrated classics Men in Black 1 AND 2. Oh, and uh hometowns are somewhere in there too. All this and MORE

MATHESON!

We delve into the murky, murky waters of these last 5 hours of content from the week. What do we have to show for our bravery? Delirium. I'll put it this way, we do the absolute best we can.

Let's cut to the chase. Alayah's back. We're in Cleveland. We talk quite a bit about another reality show during this episode. Energy, morale, and confidence are low. We hope you enjoy listening more than we did watching!

We stand in the aftermath of Champagne Gate, and the division of the house is becoming more apparent. But a house divided cannot stand...which I guess contradicts that whole standing thing that I said earlier. We dissect the drama, and give our first listener league update!

Episode 2 is here and we are starting to do a better job of telling the contestants apart. Not a good job, but a better job. We dive into the episode recap, which includes the champagne pop heard around the world.

Ladies and gentlemen, please make sure your seat belts are fastened, your tray tables are in an upright and locked position, and your wine is thoroughly uncorked, because "The Bachelor" is back baby! We recap the long-awaited pilot of Pilot Pete's love journey. We try and make it pretty efficient, but in reality, we're just winging it. Thanks for flying with Thorny Airlines.

The "thrilling two-part finale" of The Bachelorette has come and gone, and like the rest of the season, it was incredibly frustrating to watch. We berate Jed a satisfactory amount, talk about our plans in the off-season, and kill any suspense as we crown our fantasy league champion (it's Matt). Thanks for listening!

We break down the Men Tell All from Monday night but regularly go off on tangents about Keanu Reeves in the MCU and Fred Willard in the regular old U. We really earned that "Bachelor Adjacent" honorific in this one.

Fantasy Suites are here! We dive into as much recap as possible in this content heavy episode and break down Hannah's approach to all of these boys. Things really hit the fan, and no, that's not a euphemism for doing it in a windmill. We also discover the our very own Egg is a fugitive of the law and should not be approached if you see her.

Hannah has her hometown dates with the four boys and we get exciting cameos from Peter's Handsome Dad, Peter's Handsome Brother, and Shower Jesus (not in any way affiliated with Peter). Also Donny continues to become infinite and Matt's in prison. Elio's Band Gambo: https://gambology.bandcamp.com/ Sarah's Photography: https://www.instagram.com/sarahwaxberg/

Hannah trims the playing field down for hometowns, and we are very excited for Peter and Tyler! We assure you we did not miss anyone. I don't know why you're looking at me like that.. Also, Donny taps in to very exclusive technology he got in prison due to phantom donations. What even is this podcast anymore? Enjoy and give thanks to Shower Jesus!