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Ep. 2.4 - Become The Joneses

9/19/2018
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It can be hard look at your surroundings and not be envious; especially in LA. Your boss' kid has $3,000 shoes on? Your next door neighbor just pulled up in a Maserati? This week we're here to help you deal with these obscene questions and more. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, TuneIn Follow us:...

Duration:00:26:06

Ep. 2.3 - This Podcast is Not FDA Approved.

9/12/2018
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Why does it seem like everyone in LA is following some kind of diet? Keto, Paleo, PSL-o... We cover them all in Episode 3. We also touch on a cliche obsession this week and talk about getting REALLY friendly with cows. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, TuneIn Follow us: Twitter - DCHPodcast, Instagram -...

Duration:00:29:07

Ep. 2.2 - Third Star on the Right and Straight on the 405

9/5/2018
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What's the difference between Neverland and La La Land? Pretty sure you can find parking in Neverland. Episode 2 is all about how it's very easy to hold onto your youth in Los Angeles and how, sometimes it's a good idea to grow up just a little. Like a tiny bit. We also chat about a great LA event happening this weekend and a few obsessions we have this week. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point...

Duration:00:25:36

Ep. 2.1 - We Are Not Getting Nipple Piercings

8/29/2018
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It's the official start of SEASON TWO! We're back with a vengeance to talk about LA...by talking about Las Vegas. Known well as LA's backyard, what is the draw of the Strip? I think we all know but let's spend some time to talk about it. Also we want to share our favorite spot of the week as well as what the last week of summer means to us. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four...

Duration:00:26:17

Ep. 2.05 - Here's What You Missed on DCH

8/22/2018
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WE'RE COMING BACK. Mark your calendars, DCH is back on August 29th!

Duration:00:01:35

Ep. 1.20 - Yeah, You're Not Getting a Face Tat

7/4/2018
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The time has come. Welcome to the season finale of Don't Come Here, We're Full. We're going to be taking a few weeks off in July but before we go, we wanted to talk about a very important topic to all four of us - the melting pot of the USA. It's something to be proud of and something we see every single day in LA. We get closer by sharing and we're lucky to have the opportunity to share our experiences with everyone we interact with. The world can be a wonderful place, as long as we all...

Duration:00:28:33

Ep. 1.19 - We're Just Ballin' Out on Cheap A** Wine

6/27/2018
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Welcome to Episode 19! Podcasts grow up so fast. This week we talk about the wonders of wine in California, primarily the beauty of wine bars and cheap, hangover inducing, wine. We also cover the variety of names for states and how not to stick out like a tourist for calling it Cali. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes,...

Duration:00:24:26

Ep. 1.18 - Copyright Troy Bolton

6/20/2018
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Episode 18 is live! This week we talk about the source of bet and why we all decided to move to LA. We know it can be a daunting task, packing up and moving to a new city or state, so we dive into what makes it worth it and why we've decided to stick around the City of Angels. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify,...

Duration:00:27:00

Ep. 1.17 - The Night is Dark and Full of Tangents

6/13/2018
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Welcome to episode 17. This week we tackle what it means to be clutch, the vast variety of food available in LA, and our inability to stay on topic...ever. Come on a long journey with us and you'll find out if buffalo are extinct (don't Google it, just listen.) "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify, Google Play,...

Duration:00:28:41

Ep.1.16 - The Saltiest Episode Yet

6/6/2018
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Hello episode 16! No one loves the ocean more than our resident Saba spokesman. This week we talk about all things salt water: surfing, kayaking, sharks, dolphins, drinking on yachts. You name it, we're talking about it. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, TuneIn Follow us: Twitter - DCHPodcast,...

Duration:00:25:14

Ep. 1.15 - Am I Googling Right Now? I Am

5/30/2018
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Welcome to Episode 15! This week we talk about the all too real May Gray and June Gloom, beer in the form of breweries, and how Kiel and Mitch apparently never quite learned how to say milk. But more important than any of that, we have our first guest on the show! We're sure when she came to visit, she had no idea what she signed up for, but here we are. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view...

Duration:00:26:29

Ep. 1.14 - This Episode is Brought to You by Allergy Season

5/23/2018
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In case you were wondering if we're remotely professional, Episode 14 is here to let you know the truth. We are not. In this episode, we discuss the true meaning of flex, try and figure out the confusion that is the Eastside, and somehow become a sponsor for a drug no one knew existed. Just kidding. Not about the drug thing, just about the sponsoring thing. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of...

Duration:00:26:13

Ep. 1.13 - Banger, Bop, Jam - it's Like a Pokémon Evolution

5/17/2018
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Lucky number 13. Have you ever debated the difference between bops, bangers, and jams? Don't worry, we did it for you. Also we conducted a study of how many times Kiel can say flex without it getting weird. Spoiler alert - it got weird. Stick around with us as we talk about LA fashion, from our point of view. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the...

Duration:00:25:29

Ep. 1.12 - There's Nothing Wrong With a Little Hustle

5/9/2018
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Welcome to Episode 12. This week we ponder on the real meaning of Wu-Tang, the benefits of the perfect side hustle, and finding your passion while staying humble in the work force. Plus, Kiel wanted to take his episode outside of the box, so I guess we're all on a gameshow this week. It happens. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on:...

Duration:00:24:12

Ep. 1.11 - Maybe Be Less Passionate About 60 Year Old Men

5/2/2018
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This week we chat about the Valley and somehow go deep into a well-known urban myth and secret societies. We're talking lizard people, here. We should apologize now for the yelling and incoherent conversation at the end of the episode, we just got really excited. Promise we're working on it. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on:...

Duration:00:26:26

Ep. 1.10 - So, We're Certified Guidance Counselors Now

4/25/2018
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It's a long one but it's our 10th episode so we're hoping you'll forgive us. Honestly, we can't believe the podcast is double digits now, who knew we'd get this far? This week we celebrate by discussing something we should have already covered by now - feeling homesick. It's something that happens to everyone and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Buckle up, this shit gets deep. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA...

Duration:00:28:48

Ep. 1.9 - It's Like an Underwater Chuck E. Cheese

4/18/2018
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Episode 9 has arrived! This week we chat about themed bars in LA and what kind of themed bar we'd like to see around town, hint -it's definitely Indiana Jones. Then we dive into the myth that is bar covers, they aren't real if you go to the right place, we promise. Basically, the whole episode is totally on brand for us. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around...

Duration:00:23:52

Ep. 1.8 - Spooky Sex, Everyone's Doing It

4/11/2018
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It's a date with Episode 8! This week we dive into the ever popular, and confusing, topic of dating and dating apps in LA. We know it can be confusing so we try our best to give you some nice first date spots and a couple of opening lines. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, SoundCloud Follow us:...

Duration:00:23:16

Ep. 1.7 - Just Get Your Ghirardelli And Go

4/4/2018
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Welcome to Episode 7! This week we get a little hokey (not of the pokey variety), try to talk about all the museums and art we can in less than 30 mins, and touch upon a few tourist spots that might be better to skip over. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, SoundCloud Follow us: Twitter - DCHPodcast,...

Duration:00:25:27

Ep. 1.6 - We Need To Ned's Declassified This

3/28/2018
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Episode 6 is here! It's a little longer than usual but this time we're actually trying to help guide our fellow transplants and future neighbors. This week we change it up and talk about slang from back home, earthquakes, and the state of California in general, specifically the size of it. "Don't Come Here, We're Full: A Transplant's Guide to LA" is a podcast dedicated to the discussion of all things LA from the point of view of four transplants from around the country. Find us on: iTunes,...

Duration:00:26:07