Don't Worry; It's Only the End of the World
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Episode 0 - The Prequel
Badger and Betty’s day isn’t off to the best of starts. Tied to a wall and about to be eaten - for a meal that definitely isn’t breakfast - they didn’t think their day could get any worse. But old forces are at work: old and terrible forces that have evil intentions and a great pension scheme. If they are to make it out alive, a question must be answered. A question that has never been asked before. Just how attractive is Badger?
It's the end of the end. Will Death finally get her drink? What will happen to Betty's recycling? Can Summer and Owen survive? But, let's face it, there's only question that really needs answering; where's the minibus?
As ever, the Roman gods are bored. They've been very bored for a long time, but it seems their luck is turning. New mortal playthings have arrived, so it's time for the games to begin anew. But, even if the mortals survive their trials, they won't survive the gods' wrath. No one can survive that.
Murder! Murder! There's been a murder! Lawyer's wife brutally murdered by Gravity! Trial starts today! Celebrities to testify! Sir Issac Newton making a statement! Death to make an appearance! Gravity hires defence team! A defence team comprising of Betty and Summer!
Immortal man seeks rough and dependable wastelanders in order to rig card game for fountain of youth. Ability to find the rules of said card game so that immortal man can rig it, essential. Hostages called Summer and Andrew, an advantage...
Toffee the rabbit wants them dead. Toffee the rabbit won't stop until they're dead. Toffee the rabbit doesn't care if they have the fired fifth horseman on their side or that they're hiding in his bar. Toffee the rabbit can wait. Toffee the rabbit must be held if you want to speak. They didn't hold Toffee the rabbit. So Toffee the rabbit wants them silenced.
If a relationship can survive the end of the world, it'll probably survive anything else. Which is just as well for Summer and Owen, as they have to face off against things that they never thought possible. Men in giant robot exo-suits. An extremely middle-class marauder. The perils of recycling.