Dude, Don't

Evan joins us for our last episode before 2020! We talk dating while sober or in recovery, and what that looks like in a world where we often have a drink to loosen up and be social. We'll be back in mid-January for a second season of Dude, Don't! Enjoy the holidays friends <3

Sorry for the delay, y'all –– you know us, can't ever do things in a timely manner, but here we are again at the corner of heartbreak and bullshit. DUDE, DON'T is all we have to say. Tune in to hear why. JR, Eating Ass Guy, RJ, the infamous subject matter of many o' episodes is finally finito. The girls dive deep into what happened and also talk rebounds, sexting (how could we not), and moving on.

After a short hiatus, the girls are back in the studio for a quick episode. Nic and Eating Ass Guy are far from over, while Elle has turned a new page. Expect some big dating life updates, plans for the future, and a breakdown of the ever-so-controversial law of attraction.

(Disclaimer - Explicit Content) FINALLY(as promised, our friend, Shaque'l, joins us to talk all things kinky. Get an inside look at the world of kink/BDSM/role playing/and consensual adult play. This episode is definitely NSFW, so put in your earbuds and put on your poker face - we're about to get wild. Where to find Shaque'l / UBRANxPlay: Instagram: @urbanxplayatx @iamshaqueldominique #UrbanXPlayATX www.urbanxplay.com

Elle & Nic check in for a quick update, shoutout one of our listeners in California, and give updates on upcoming guest appearances!

URGENT ALERT: Elle meets Group Text Guy in person for the first time!!! This has been a long time coming, but the day has finally arrived when the girls come full circle on the much-debated topic of whether or not one should pursue morbid curiosity at the risk of their own dignity. Tune in to hear what happened when Elle flew out to SoCal for a weekend of sand duning with a bunch of dudes.

Elle and Nic get spooooky with fatal dating stories. They talk stalking, dismemberment, and more. Purely creepy and just in time for Halloween.

Nic's "new guy" comes on the podcast, and things go very differently than we all expected after the last episode. You might need a tissue for this one.

Nic's "new guy" comes on the podcast, and things go very differently than we all expected after the last episode. You might need a tissue for this one.

Fair warning: explicit content and definitely not something you turn on at dinner with your grandma. Elle and Nic talk everything spicy, from what to say to turn your guy on to weird sexual videos involving dish gloves. Strap yourselves in, friends - it's going to be a wild ride.

Nic and Eating Ass Guy are over. The girls talk breakups, heartache, and most importantly *moving on*. Tune in for updates on the latest in the girls' dating lives, more on Elle's breakup with her ex, and how to move on after a relationship (or "relationship") has ended.

Here we are again, at the crossroads of clueless and crazy. The girls have a lot to get off their (tattooed) chests this week. Between planning to meet the parents and "you're not someone I'd normally be attracted to", Nic's left with a big fat question mark on what her guy actually feels.

Elle and Nic regroup after last week's episode with some good old girl talk about defining the relationship. Every relationship is different, so when's the right time to have "the talk"?

Which side are you on? Elle talks more with the guy who sent a group text to some girls he met on Hinge, and Nic's not here for it. Opinions aside, this content is *juicy, and the girls have a lot to say about the rights, wrongs, and all the in-betweens of exploring a very questionable situation.

In Episode 5, Elle and Nic host their very first guest! We get a guy's perspective on dating profiles and how to land that first date. Elle gets a date request in the form of a group chat, and Nic recovers from a first fight! Grab some snacks, y'all - this is one hell of a ride.

Episode 4 Disclaimer: Sh*t gets wild. Listen at your own risk. Elle takes a weekend trip with a 3rd-date-guy to the middle of nowhere Texas without cell phone service, and Nic's picking up momentum with "Eating A**" guy.

In Episode 3, things heat up for both Elle and Nic. Should you wait to learn a person's last name before asking them how they feel about eating ass? We think so, but apparently we're the only ones. Buckle up, y'all - in this episode, we talk second dates, sending treats, and random rooftop rendezvous.

Whether it's finding out our ex tattooed our face onto their arm or being casually ghosted on a first date, Elle and Nic have experienced enough of the wild west of dating that they decided to start a podcast about it. What started as girl talk at work has become a weekly confession-booth style candor that we are sure you'll be able to relate to.

Nic's date takes a call from his ex wife, and Elle can't get enough. We talk transitioning from texting to meeting up, first dates gone awry, and why making that first date happen can be such a challenge.

On the first-ever episode of Dude, Don't, Elle and Nic dive into dating apps, guys' profiles, and all the strangest things they have witnessed as they've navigated the muddy waters of dating in 2019.