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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!
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Washington, DC

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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

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@dtfupodcast

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English

Contact:

202-550-9065


Episodes

E90: Dance, Dance, Dance 'Til You're Dead

11/14/2018
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We've all been there. You hit just the right ratio of G&Ts to several of your favorite songs played in a row and BAM! You're dancing so hard you're in danger of slipping in a pool of your own sweat. This week, Erin and Nicole discuss the biggest, most dangerous dance party to ever exist. People danced for so long and so hard, they died. Sad, but what a way to go...

Duration:00:59:08

E89: The Gathering Lite

11/7/2018
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Imagine, if you will, the Gathering of the Juggalos. Add a few more white people dreadlocks, subtract everyone's shoes, multiply by the largest off-beat drum circle you can think of and you have The Rainbow Gathering. It's half cult, half festival and 100% nothing Erin and Nicole ever want to be a part of.

Duration:01:00:58

E88: The Ooky Spooky Halloween (Not So) Spectacular!

10/31/2018
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This is a pretty standard episode, with the exception of it having a True Crime-y vibe, just in time for Halloween! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the details around The Borden Murders, and why everyone in that household was just about ready to murder someone.

Duration:01:03:25

E87: Hip Cheese

10/24/2018
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This week, Erin and Nicole read some of your worst (and funniest) surgery-related horror stories. So I guess it's kind of on-brand for Halloween? But also, it's on-brand for the surgery Nicole is recovering from. (A Note from the Editor: Honestly, these were such a treat and very comforting in a weird way and thank you to everyone who sent one in! -Nicole)

Duration:00:46:08

E86: Roku-coo for Content

10/17/2018
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Show of hands: who here has a Roku? Have you ever watched any of the Roku Channels? These are independently created/programmed channels by individuals (and also cults) that feature a wide range of content. From Water Sports (not what it sounds like) to Catbox TV (also not what it sounds like) to Reddit Browser (what it sounds like) Erin and Nicole discuss the weirdest things they can find in the Roku Directory.

Duration:00:53:23

E85: President Warren G. Hard On

10/10/2018
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In this episode, Erin and Nicole talk about President Warren G. Harding, and the numerous love affairs he had. Some of which bore tell-all books (a first!), some which bore children and some which bore a reason to not hang your coat in the White House coat closet. Come for the facts, stay for the love letter excerpts, where he names his dong after Nicole's uncle.

Duration:01:01:59

E84: Oeuf N' Boeuf

10/3/2018
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Roughly translated from French, this week's title means "Egg and Beef." Coincidentally, both of those things are lewks Lady Gaga has donned on the red carpet. Which leads us to todays episode topic: the conspiracy theory around the death of a rising pop star and Lady Ga-Ga's own rise to fame.

Duration:01:05:31

E83: The Goodwill Dildo

9/26/2018
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Barely any business upfront and a whole lot of party (aka rosé) in the back? Must be a mulletsode! Erin and Nicole skipped the research this week to bring you some amazing listener stories while they sipped wine IN PERSON. You do not want to miss this Boss Babe Predator having, Birdshit Necklace wearing, Bloated Elvis seeing, Sisterhood of the Traveling Sex Toy sharing episode!

Duration:00:47:50

E82: We're All Scrooged.

9/19/2018
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Erin and Nicole originally planned this episode to be a love letter to the legendary Bill Murray. He's an immensely talented actor, a whimsical human and an all around fun guy. But, as with DTFU's favorite vegetable the on-yun, humans have many layers and some are outright stinky. Anyway, we uncovered some unfortunate things and we're having a conversation.

Duration:00:54:55

E81: OM. MY. GAH. Is This Another Sex Cult!?

9/12/2018
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You know it is! But this one is special. Usually, cults have some talk of a god or aliens or chakras to mask the sex stuff. But not this one - this cult is all business. Seriously, it might also be a pyramid scheme. This cult moves straight from walking in the door to "Orgasmic Meditation" to getting people to spend thousands of dollars without batting an eyelash. They are hardworking little clit cadets! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss One Taste, the Orgasmic Meditation Cult!

Duration:01:09:38

E80: What Do We Do With (Nep)al This Sh*t?!

9/5/2018
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Today, Erin and Nicole discuss a very serious issue facing Mt. Everest. Perhaps you already know there are bodies strewn about, frozen mile markers for hopeful climbers. But what you may not know is that Mt. Everest is also covered in sh*t. Not figurative sh*t, like garbage or broken equipment, though that's there too. Literally every person who has ever made it their number one goal to climb her, has left behind a number two. That means poop. Mt. Everest is covered in poop. Visit...

Duration:00:57:52

E79: The Berry Theory

8/29/2018
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Our U.S. National Parks are a treasure. We have some of the most beautiful, majestic, bald-eagle laden, babbling creek (pronounced "crik") havin', fresh aired, large nature places in the world. And that's fine and great, until you go missing. Why? Because we don't have a system for tracking missing persons if they disappear in a National Park. And if we can't be bothered to record our missing people, how in the heck are we going to keep track of a ding dang Sasquatch?! (For more information...

Duration:01:04:32

E78: TMI AMA

8/22/2018
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Erin and Nicole are back from the pre-prerecorded episodes and catching up on all things Baby Watch 2018! Because the ladies share everything with each other, they're also sharing it with you. Join the ladies for an up close and personal look at childbirth and the aftermath. It's a literal sh*t show.

Duration:00:52:21

E77: A Grift from the Gods

8/15/2018
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This week, Erin and Nicole recount the high-level grifter whose grifting left a wake of hotels, restaurants, credit companies and Vanity Fair photographers with a debt yet to be repaid. How did the blonde, petite, vaguely European-accented Anna Delvey swindle all of these people? Short answer: crisp hundred dollar bills and a smile. But of course, it's more complicated than that. Visit us at dtfupodcast.com for more!

Duration:01:09:11

E76: The Tipping Point

8/8/2018
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Straight up, this episode is about weird animal penises. Mostly. I mean, there's some other weird stuff that is penis-adjacent. But for the most part, Erin and Nicole are our nature guides and we've entered animal dong territory. Shout out to all the listeners who requested this topic. What a wild ride!

Duration:00:53:53

E75: Take Me to Megachurch (Part Two)

8/1/2018
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"If I could turn back tiiiiiiime" I would go back to "Episode 74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One)" and relive the moment I learned of the name "DawnCher." Blessings. If Part One of the Hillsong Megachurch two-parter was the light, fluffy, fun twin, Part Two is the dark, hairless, distressed one that ate the first twin in the womb. Weird analogy, but we'll keep it 'cause this episode is where s*** gets real. But also, Erin and Nicole can't help from laughing, so there's also that.

Duration:00:45:17

E74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One)

7/25/2018
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Erin and Nicole take on this topic with a Pratt in their step and a Hillsong in their hearts. Join them this week as they travel to Australia to uncover the origins of the celebrity infested megachurch-franchise Hillsong. In part one, you'll get the scoop on the worship "experience," meet the "Hype-priests" who run thangs, and uncover the real-life celebrities who eat it all up.

Duration:00:59:48

E73: Silly Rabbit, Facts are for Kids!

7/18/2018
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Have you heard of the Bunnyman? What is the origin story of this mysterious creature? Seriously, because I'm so confused after this episode. Is it true crime? Is it paranormal? Is it both? Is it neither? All I know is something actually maybe happened somewhere in Virginia in the year 1970-ish. There was an axe-hatchet thing and either a couple or one dude. And the Bunnyman was maybe wearing a hat, but maybe not. You know what? Why don't we just let Erin and Nicole sort it out, huh? *All...

Duration:00:53:46

E72: License to Dread

7/11/2018
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Remember in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, how Doc shows up looking for Audrey Hepburn and you think, "Aww, her dad!" But then you find out he's HER HUSBAND and she was 14 when he married her on that farm and then you're like "OH HELL NO." Well this week, Erin and Nicole are talking about child marriage and the laws in America that are failing to protect some youngsters. *Siiiiiiiigh* Can you already feel the exasperation? But there are some badass organizations out there changing laws...

Duration:01:01:07

E71: Baby, You're a Firewerk

7/4/2018
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Ahhh, American Independence Day! The day we celebrate our victory over British tyranny a couple of centuries ago*. Get ready to blow things up, binge drink**, eat too much barbecued meats, and get hella sunburnt. July 4th also means it's time to celebrate Nicole's birthday***, and that’s even more of an excuse to party! Let’s celebrate this country and our co-host by listening to Erin and Nicole talk about some of the craziest fireworks mishaps throughout history! *Shout out to England....

Duration:00:54:56