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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!
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Washington, DC

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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

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@dtfupodcast

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English

Contact:

202-550-9065


Episodes

E82: We're All Scrooged.

9/19/2018
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Erin and Nicole originally planned this episode to be a love letter to the legendary Bill Murray. He's an immensely talented actor, a whimsical human and an all around fun guy. But, as with DTFU's favorite vegetable the on-yun, humans have many layers and some are outright stinky. Anyway, we uncovered some unfortunate things and we're having a conversation.

Duration:00:54:55

E81: OM. MY. GAH. Is This Another Sex Cult!?

9/12/2018
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You know it is! But this one is special. Usually, cults have some talk of a god or aliens or chakras to mask the sex stuff. But not this one - this cult is all business. Seriously, it might also be a pyramid scheme. This cult moves straight from walking in the door to "Orgasmic Meditation" to getting people to spend thousands of dollars without batting an eyelash. They are hardworking little clit cadets! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss One Taste, the Orgasmic Meditation Cult!

Duration:01:09:38

E80: What Do We Do With (Nep)al This Sh*t?!

9/5/2018
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Today, Erin and Nicole discuss a very serious issue facing Mt. Everest. Perhaps you already know there are bodies strewn about, frozen mile markers for hopeful climbers. But what you may not know is that Mt. Everest is also covered in sh*t. Not figurative sh*t, like garbage or broken equipment, though that's there too. Literally every person who has ever made it their number one goal to climb her, has left behind a number two. That means poop. Mt. Everest is covered in poop. Visit...

Duration:00:57:52

E79: The Berry Theory

8/29/2018
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Our U.S. National Parks are a treasure. We have some of the most beautiful, majestic, bald-eagle laden, babbling creek (pronounced "crik") havin', fresh aired, large nature places in the world. And that's fine and great, until you go missing. Why? Because we don't have a system for tracking missing persons if they disappear in a National Park. And if we can't be bothered to record our missing people, how in the heck are we going to keep track of a ding dang Sasquatch?! (For more information...

Duration:01:04:32

E78: TMI AMA

8/22/2018
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Erin and Nicole are back from the pre-prerecorded episodes and catching up on all things Baby Watch 2018! Because the ladies share everything with each other, they're also sharing it with you. Join the ladies for an up close and personal look at childbirth and the aftermath. It's a literal sh*t show.

Duration:00:52:21

E77: A Grift from the Gods

8/15/2018
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This week, Erin and Nicole recount the high-level grifter whose grifting left a wake of hotels, restaurants, credit companies and Vanity Fair photographers with a debt yet to be repaid. How did the blonde, petite, vaguely European-accented Anna Delvey swindle all of these people? Short answer: crisp hundred dollar bills and a smile. But of course, it's more complicated than that. Visit us at dtfupodcast.com for more!

Duration:01:09:11

E76: The Tipping Point

8/8/2018
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Straight up, this episode is about weird animal penises. Mostly. I mean, there's some other weird stuff that is penis-adjacent. But for the most part, Erin and Nicole are our nature guides and we've entered animal dong territory. Shout out to all the listeners who requested this topic. What a wild ride!

Duration:00:53:53

E75: Take Me to Megachurch (Part Two)

8/1/2018
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"If I could turn back tiiiiiiime" I would go back to "Episode 74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One)" and relive the moment I learned of the name "DawnCher." Blessings. If Part One of the Hillsong Megachurch two-parter was the light, fluffy, fun twin, Part Two is the dark, hairless, distressed one that ate the first twin in the womb. Weird analogy, but we'll keep it 'cause this episode is where s*** gets real. But also, Erin and Nicole can't help from laughing, so there's also that.

Duration:00:45:17

E74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One)

7/25/2018
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Erin and Nicole take on this topic with a Pratt in their step and a Hillsong in their hearts. Join them this week as they travel to Australia to uncover the origins of the celebrity infested megachurch-franchise Hillsong. In part one, you'll get the scoop on the worship "experience," meet the "Hype-priests" who run thangs, and uncover the real-life celebrities who eat it all up.

Duration:00:59:48

E73: Silly Rabbit, Facts are for Kids!

7/18/2018
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Have you heard of the Bunnyman? What is the origin story of this mysterious creature? Seriously, because I'm so confused after this episode. Is it true crime? Is it paranormal? Is it both? Is it neither? All I know is something actually maybe happened somewhere in Virginia in the year 1970-ish. There was an axe-hatchet thing and either a couple or one dude. And the Bunnyman was maybe wearing a hat, but maybe not. You know what? Why don't we just let Erin and Nicole sort it out, huh? *All...

Duration:00:53:46

E72: License to Dread

7/11/2018
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Remember in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, how Doc shows up looking for Audrey Hepburn and you think, "Aww, her dad!" But then you find out he's HER HUSBAND and she was 14 when he married her on that farm and then you're like "OH HELL NO." Well this week, Erin and Nicole are talking about child marriage and the laws in America that are failing to protect some youngsters. *Siiiiiiiigh* Can you already feel the exasperation? But there are some badass organizations out there changing laws...

Duration:01:01:07

E71: Baby, You're a Firewerk

7/4/2018
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Ahhh, American Independence Day! The day we celebrate our victory over British tyranny a couple of centuries ago*. Get ready to blow things up, binge drink**, eat too much barbecued meats, and get hella sunburnt. July 4th also means it's time to celebrate Nicole's birthday***, and that’s even more of an excuse to party! Let’s celebrate this country and our co-host by listening to Erin and Nicole talk about some of the craziest fireworks mishaps throughout history! *Shout out to England....

Duration:00:54:56

E70: While You Were Sleeping

6/27/2018
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Our lady, who art in movies, Sandy B thy name, is our patron saint of this week’s episode. She Was doin’ it right in 2014, when an intruder/stalker broke into her home in the middle of the night. You know why? She'd seen Panic Room (starring a young K-Stew) and she installed a "safe door." Miss Congeniality? More like, Miss THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY, MOTHER F***ER. Join Erin and Nicole as they recount Sandra Bullock's very scary situation and the aftermath of the encounter. Oh, and a couple...

Duration:01:02:02

E69: That Girl has Pooooison

6/20/2018
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This episode is a throwback...to the Roman Empire. Back then, you could throw a stone and hit 400 f****d up things before it even hit the ground. It'd be all ricocheting around the plaza, hitting murderers and whiny emperors and stuff. Any one of those things would have made for a great episode...and maybe someday they will. But today, the focus on a lady-herbologist who knew some thaaaangs. She knew that if you ground up this herb and that herb, you could make it look like someone's death...

Duration:00:55:59

E68: Nickelbang

6/13/2018
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(Verb): To fornicate to the sounds of Canadian rock band Nickelback. See also: Nickelblast. That's right, Erin and Nicole are expanding your vocabulary today, inspired by a listener story! And to round out the episode (aka make it the length of a regular episode), the ladies explore a very fun, yet complicated conspiracy theory about Avril Lavigne. Did you get the joke? 'Cause Avril has a song called "Complicated?" It's funny.

Duration:00:49:55

E67: DIY BIO

6/6/2018
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This whole episode can be summed up with the phrase "leave it to the experts." Let the scientists do the science stuff, let the astronauts do the astro stuff and let the podcasters do the Bigfoot's dick jokes. But these days, everything is a crap shoot and people who have zero credentials in anything are telling people the earth is flat, so f*** me, right? Might as well let a bunch of randoms try and science their way to a cure for herpes because why not? This week, join Erin and Nicole as...

Duration:01:06:15

E66: Motley Eüüüü

5/30/2018
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From their inception until the height of their career (and really, now), one band defined the decade of decadence. They drank all the drinks, did all the drugs and clogged all the drains with their long ass 80s hair. But all that hard livin' catches up to you and before you know it, you've reached your fifties, you look sixty, and your body feels like it's seventy. This week, Erin and Nicole look back at the rise of one of the greatest bands the 80s ever chewed up and spit back out: Motley...

Duration:01:12:32

E65: The Greatest Showman? (Part Two)

5/23/2018
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If you haven't listened to Episode 64 (Part One of the PT Barnum Two-Parter) start there. If you're all caught up, we're finally getting to the circus stuff, Dudes! Let's recap quickly, shall we? PT Barnum was what we'd call a "s***bag." He exploited a ton of people, he was a swindler and he looked nothing like Hugh Jackman. Join Erin and Nicole as they visit the next chapter in his life, where he's mostly up to the same old awful humbugs.

Duration:01:10:21

E64: The Greatest Showman? (Part One)

5/16/2018
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PT Barnum was a show-man alright. But was he the greatest? Ummm, I guess it depends on how you define "greatest?" If by "greatest," you mean he was the most icky, opportunist, racist humbug out there, then sure. Let's call him the "greatest." Join Erin and Nicole as they eye roll their way through their first two-part episode!

Duration:00:58:41

E63: Game of (Porcelain) Thrones

5/9/2018
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They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop.

Duration:01:13:27