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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!
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Washington, DC

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We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But it’s indisputable that we’re two best friends who love making each other laugh. We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!

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@dtfupodcast

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English

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202-550-9065


Episodes

E65: The Greatest Showman? (Part Two)

5/23/2018
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If you haven't listened to Episode 64 (Part One of the PT Barnum Two-Parter) start there. If you're all caught up, we're finally getting to the circus stuff, Dudes! Let's recap quickly, shall we? PT Barnum was what we'd call a "s***bag." He exploited a ton of people, he was a swindler and he looked nothing like Hugh Jackman. Join Erin and Nicole as they visit the next chapter in his life, where he's mostly up to the same old awful humbugs.

Duration:01:10:21

E64: The Greatest Showman? (Part One)

5/16/2018
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PT Barnum was a show-man alright. But was he the greatest? Ummm, I guess it depends on how you define "greatest?" If by "greatest," you mean he was the most icky, opportunist, racist humbug out there, then sure. Let's call him the "greatest." Join Erin and Nicole as they eye roll their way through their first two-part episode!

Duration:00:58:41

E63: Game of (Porcelain) Thrones

5/9/2018
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They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop.

Duration:01:13:27

E62: Cult du Jour

5/2/2018
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"Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." -Lloyd Christmas This week's episode has all of the status levels of a cult. We've got your diamonds, your sapphires, your golds, your platinums...Hang on, is this a cult or an MLM? It was a trick question - it's BOTH! And now we all rejoice with Erin and Nicole as they dive into the most current of events: The NXIVM cult. Hold onto your second butthole because this is breaking news and it's only getting crazier from here!

Duration:01:08:31

E61: RIP Gawker

4/25/2018
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There once was a website where the snark was abundant and the sass flowed like wine. It covered current events with meticulous shade and well-crafted dick jokes. It was elitist, in the trashiest way. Join Erin and Nicole as they celebrate free speech by discussing one of the most critical cases to involve the first amendment in U.S. history, resulting in the subsequent takedown of one of their all-time favorite websites: Gawker.

Duration:01:06:55

E60: Meat Cred

4/18/2018
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Episode 59 (The Herpes of Conspiracy Theories) really put a bee in your bonnets! There is a deep divide in the DTFUniverse that has pinned dude against dude. You're either Team #meatballsaremeatloaf or you're team #thef***yousaytome?! Speaking of meat, Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle was one of the biggest (*ahem*) silent film stars of his day. That is, until a woman at one of his parties died and a huge scandal was born. Erin and Nicole present some of the evidence but have no real verdicts. Not...

Duration:01:14:09

E59: The Herpes of Conspiracy Theories

4/11/2018
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Get you some Valtrex, dudes! We're gettin' all up in the Illuminati this week (IllumiNaughty, if ya nasty)! It was a significant undertaking as a topic, but we approached it like Erin would an oversized slice of Costco pizza: with an appetite for destruction. Learn about the origins of the Illuminati, why it's stuck around for so long, and speculation on its biggest celebrity members.

Duration:01:17:10

E58: My Neck, My Back

4/4/2018
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The tom foolery in this week's episode was so over the top, it surprised even our hosts. Ordinarily, that'd be a bad sign, but this podcast is extra. *Slips into Jonathan Lipnicki's character from Jerry Maguire* Did you know that Chiropractic is a noun AND an adjective?! OK, that was too much. Enjoy this week's episode about the godfather of chiropractic, DD Palmer, and his almost religion/non-medical practice that could be complete quackery.

Duration:01:07:05

E57: Brace Yourself for the Bhagwan!

3/28/2018
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This episode is not directly related to Rajneesh, but there is a connection! So why not exploit the popularity of the Netflix series "Wild, Wild Country" in the title, 'cause it's soooo hot right now?! This week, Erin and Nicole are actually talking about the Cascadia Subduction Zone. It's not an emo band - it's an area in North America where the tectonic plates have created some serious pressure. And at some point, the pressure is going to release. And at that point, we're gonna have a...

Duration:01:19:28

E56: I Bind You, Nancy!

3/21/2018
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We're back in the Victorian Era, where people were having a hard time. But not Anna Kingsford. She was basically living the real-life version of The Craft, summoning Manon to hurt her enemies. She was also the Beatrix Kiddo living a real-life story of revenge, a la Kill Bill. Real quick: this episode has a lot of film analogies and all of them are probably wrong. But that doesn't change how hell bent Anna Kingsford was on bringing down the vivisectors of the late 19th century.

Duration:01:01:59

E55: Dude, That's *BLEEP*ed Up

3/13/2018
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Profanity. Nudity. Stupidity. There are a lot of unplanned incidents when it comes to live TV. That's why most live programming has a 5-10 second delay. It allows the censors to hit the "dump button" (bad name), and GET RID of the questionable content. But the censor is human and us humans are prone to error. In fact, this episode is probably riddled with error, as Erin and Nicole recount some of the events throughout TV's history, that didn't get censored when they definitely should have...

Duration:01:07:33

E54: Dallas Cowboys Chic

3/7/2018
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Have you ever had a "philosophical discussion regarding Ed Hardy?" Well, you're about to! This week, Erin and Nicole revisit the fashion faux pas of the aughts, the most egregious of trends being It-doesn't-matter-if-it-already-has-a-skull-and-fire-and-hearts-and-rhinestones-on-it-slap-it-with-some-cheetah-print-Ed Hardy. In it's heyday, you could find the brand on the A-listyist of A-Listers. And today? You can still find an Ed Hardy wearer in the wild - Atlantic City, downtown Las Vegas...

Duration:01:19:07

E53: Happy Birthday, DTFU!

2/27/2018
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It's been a full year since Erin and Nicole started this f****d up journey across the land of pod! Let's give them this episode to reflect on how far they've come from Episode 1: CSI Stands for Cracklin' Skin Investigators. Well, would you look at that! They talk a little faster, now! They definitely seem more comfortable. Hang on, they're still having trouble pronouncing things...annnnnnd they're still talking about farts. So they haven't come THAT far. But they're one year older,...

Duration:01:10:30

E52: Party 'fore the Party

2/21/2018
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We’re one week out from DTFU Podcast’s one year anniversary episode and we’re starting the celebration early with some tunes! A few episodes back, we started a playlist of f****d up songs. What constitutes a f****d up song, you ask? Any number of things! The content of the song! An event that happened during the filming of the video! A story involving the artist! Really, the song just needs to be listenable and have some sort of story we can say “dude, that’s f****d up” about. We’re still...

Duration:01:02:30

E51: It's Not Rocket Science

2/14/2018
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This episode could also be called "Flat Earth: Origins." Or maybe "Beyond the Wall is Another Wall" - it has all of the frustration of "E26: Beyond the Wall," but less patience from our hosts. Join Erin and Nicole on a wild ride through space history, as you look deep into your own souls (aka science books) and ask the question: did man actually land on the moon?" (Hint: the answer is yes. And you should have known that right away.)

Duration:01:04:41

E50: Coach-HELL-a

2/7/2018
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Join the ladies as they celebrate a milestone in podcasting and discuss February 3rd, 1959, or “The Day the Music Died.” The phrase refers to an historic plane crash that took the lives of 3 of the era's most influential and talented rock and roll musicians. But the literal day the music died was May 26, 1971, or the day Don McLean recorded “American Pie."

Duration:01:12:22

E49: Botox, Scrotox

1/31/2018
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Erin and Nicole are reunited back in the land of celebrities and frozen faces! So (un)naturally, they were inspired to explore the History of Botox! It's poisonous and sometimes counterintuitive to having a human-looking face, but did you also know how deadly it can be?! We think Hollywood is shocked, but it could just be how their face looks now.

Duration:00:57:14

E48: Man, Meth or Legend?

1/24/2018
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It's the early 1960s, the Golden Era. Men are men, women are women, and meth is THE upper of the upper class. Here, in uptown Manhattan, you only need one doctor to cure all of life's ails: Dr. FEELGOOD. Pay him a visit, feel great. Refer a friend, get an extra dose. Refer the next President of the United States of America, and your next heart attack's on the house.

Duration:01:02:47

E47: Requests and Deadications

1/17/2018
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“Every now and then, a podcast comes along and surprises you with its open pube talk and an abundance of poop humor. Hosted by two Southern California Natives, Erin and Nicole are known for pushing the boundaries of what's appropriate for a lady to discuss (the answer is anything they want to. What is this, 1950?). After meeting in middle school, they found their niche in discussing genitals and genital-adjacent topics. Without further ado, charting as your personal number one for the 47th...

Duration:01:09:22

E46: The "Tub Girl" Diet

1/10/2018
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If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those playful "Oh my gosh, doooooooon't" situations. We're the most serious we've ever been and you have absolutely been warned. For those who do know "Tub Girl," you're getting a horrific visual of what happens when you consume the "cure all" tonic we're talking about today. Spoiler alert: it cures jack...

Duration:01:10:07

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